24-01-2026, 05:23 PM
Episode : 5 - Dairy ki Sthapna
Part -1
Kalu subah subah bhabhi ke dwar pahunch gaya.
Thodi der me bhabhi aa gayi.
Kalu- gudu marning, bhabhi jee....
Bhabhi- Aapka deemag toh thik hai naa? pagal ho gaye ho kya? Kuch samajhme aata hai ki nahi aapko?
Golu ko jara bhi shaq hota toh?
Hamne pahale hi kaha tha mere sasuralwalon ke samne koi masti nahi. Ek baar kahi gayi baat samajhme nahi aati aapko? Uff... Pahale hi Kitna risk hai? Aise hi kisi din marwa doge. Lagta hai aap par bharosa karke galti kar di maine. Sab kuch khatm kar dungi. mai pahale hi bol deti hu.
Bhabhi ki ankhe ghusse se badi ho gayi thi. Ye dekh kalu ne turant nazare zhuka li.
Kalu- Sorriii...sorriii..jii....wo thodi bhool ho gayi. Wo aap ekdum se dikh pade toh khushkhabri raha nahi gayi hamse. Hamne dekha hi nahi ki Golu ji sath me hai. Hum bhi sasura kahi bhi gud - gobar kar deta hai. Sarriiii....Baat mooh se nikal gayi hamre! Hum sasura ko dekhana chahiye tha aajubaaju.
Bhabhi- Aapki sorry ka kya achaar daalu? Agar mera bazaar uth jata toh! Aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Kaise hota? Aapne kya mast ghumaya baat ko. Aapki Silaai ne pura kaam tamam kar diya. Lagata hai aage aage badi kaam aanewali hai ye aapki silayi.
Bhabhi- Aap chup rahiye...bilkul bhi...ufff...muzhe pata maine kaise socha aur kya socha? Pata nahi kya jawab de aayi. Meri toh jaan nikal gayi thi. Aapka kya?
Kalu- Aisan nahi lagata hame?
Bhabhi- Kya? Kya nahi lagata?
Kalu- Aapke chehare par dar toh tha, mana....par uske piche ki lali humne pakad li thi. Andar se aap khush hoye jaa rahi thi. Hai naa?
Bhabhi ekdum se sehma gayi.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kuch bhi..chup ho jaayeiye aap..
Bhabhi ne ankhe chupaate hue nazare dusari taraf kar li...
Kalu- Sahi pakada naa bhabhi jee?
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi. Aap chup rahiye. Aapki jubaan toh badi tej chalne lagi hai aajkal? Kuch bhi bakwas kiye jaa rahe ho..agar agali baar aisa kuch kiya toh seedha tumpar ilzam daal dungi. Fir bachaungi nahi. Wo toh meri silaayi kaam aa gayi, warna????Uff...Baal baal bach nikali kal.
Chale, usko rehne de. Ab der naa kare...jaldi doodh nipta le. Hame bahot kaam hai.
Kalu- Dekhe, bilkul ab jaise sharma rahi hai, thi yahi wali lali thi kal bhi..
Bhabhi ne tevari chadhaate hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Chup ho jaayeie..warna bina doodh ke bhej denge.
Kalu hasne laga.
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..chup ho jaate hai...apne naye customer ko kya gobar du? Agar doodh naa mila yoh?...
Bhabhi- Jaldi kijiye. Maine darwaja khol diya hai.
Iss baat ne kalu ke purje khol diye.
Fir bhabhi ki ye baat sunkar kalu doodh dene niche baithate hue bolne laga.
Kalu- Darwaja khol diya hai? Bhabhi jee hame lagta hai piche jaane ki jaroorat hi nahi rahi koi. yahi laa do ab. Doodh ki adlabadli hi toh karni hai. Ye le jaayiye aur apana le aayiye. Yahi naap leta hu.
Kalu ne mooh banate hue tanj se bola.
Bhabhi ispar kuch nahi boli. Bina kuch bole uska doodh leke andar chali gyi. Aur thodi samay me wapas bahar aa gayi. Ate samay hath me bartan le aayi thi. Wo bartan ab usne kalu ke hath thama diya.
Kalu samhal ke lene laga.
Par inbalance hokar uske hath se wo bartan girte girte bacha.
Use kuch ajeeb laga toh usne bartan me dekha.
Oh my god. Bartan khali tha.
Uff,
Kalu- Ye toh khali hai?
Bhabhi bina kuch bole waise hi chup rahi.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee ye toh khali hai?
Issbar bhi bhabhi ne kuch nahi kaha. Bass nazare zhukaaye khadi thi.
Kalu ko kuch samajh nahi aya.
Tabhi bhabhi ne kalu ki ankhon me dekha, aur palke zhukaaye thoda sharm khaate hue andar jaane lagi.
Kalu bass jaati bhabhi ko dekhta raha. Uske kuch palle naa pada.
Bhabhi ke jaane ke baad wo waise hi soch me dooba raha.
Tabhi kalu ke deemag ki batti jali.
Uske mooh se ekdum se wahhh nikal gayi.
Kalu- "Are sasuraa...hum toh pagal hi hai..."
Aisa chillate hue hi wo utha khada huaa, aur bhagate hue kabaad khane ki aur chal pada.
Uff..
Bhagate wakt uske jism se jaise khushiya gir padate hue gayi thi.
Oh..my..hod.
Khali bartan matlab?
Yess...
Uske bhaag fir se khul gye the?
Wo kabka kabaad room pe pahunch gaya tha. Aur waha pahuchkar bhabhi ka intazaar karne laga tha.
Thodi hi der me waha bhabhi bhi aa gayi.
Issbaar uska poora badan lajja se bheeg gaya tha. Khass kar ke uska chehara dekhne layak huaa tha.
Upar se ab Kalu ko dekh kar aur bhi lajjit ho uthi. Use dekhte hi Bhabhi ki palke apne aap zhuk gayi thi. Wo kal ki tarah hi puri lal ho gayi thi. Jaise laaj sharm me maari jaa rahi ho.
Kalu toh bhooke kutte ki tarah lal tapka raha tha.
Thodi der dono me se koi nahi bola. Wo taade jaa raha tha, aur bhabhi murjhaaye jaa rahi thi.
Ab bhabhi se sharm bardasht naa hui.
Fir akhirkaar bhabhi hi bol padi.
Bhabhi- Wo baat darasal ye hai ki, Aaj Golu ko exam ke liye jaldi jana tha. Toh ek toh jaldi uthakar khana banana pada. Aur uske jaane par hamne socha ki devar jee ki room saaf kar le. Par waha usne itni gandagi macha rakhi thi, ki ek ek chiz saaf karte karte dedh ghanta lag gaya.
Uff... Iske chakkar me baaki sara kaam reh gaya ki khatam karte karte time hi nahi mila. Ab lag raha hai ki din me hi room saaf kar leti toh acha tha.
Ye sunkar Kalu ke kaan toh trupt ho gaye. Wo toh bass aisa hi kuch sunana chahata tha. Uske mooh se toh paani hi tapak gaya.
Wo ulhasit hokar uth khada ho gaya.
Uske mooh se "wahh" ke alawa aur koi shabdh nahi nikla.
Bhabhi ne katraate hue fir se palke uthake kalu ko dekha, toh wo toh khade khade hi sapno me khoya hua tha. Saaf saaf pata chal raha tha ki uski khushi foole nahi sama rahi thi. Wo iss wakt duniya ka sabse khush insaan tha. Uski kaali khaal toh jaise chamakne lagi thi.
Bhabhi- Jyada khush hone ki jaroorat nahi. Ye baar baar nahi hone wala. Samajh lo akhari baar ho raha hai.
Par wo toh abhi bhi mooh fulaaye waise hi khada tha. Uske mooh se lal tapakne ki bhi hosh nahi thi use.
Fir kya?
Uski aisi harkat se pachtaayi bhabhi ab khud thoda aage aayi aur uss din ki goni uthakar waha samne rakh di. Aur agale hi pal
uspar aakar khadi ho gayi.
Bichaari sharm se lal hoti jaa rahi thi, aur use khud aisa karna pad raha tha.
Ab bhi koi response naa dekhakar mooh banaate hue bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li. Aur fir sharm se nazare zhukate hue apna pallu niche dal diya.
Wahhh..
Kalu toh bass dekhe jaa raha tha. Lag raha tha jaise khushi se uska system hang ho gaya tha.
Mooh kholkar wo bass dekhe jaa raha tha.
Ab bhabhi pareshani ki ada dikhate hue niche dekhne lagi. Fir agale hi pal mooh se chu chu karte hue apna ek hath uthaya aur apne blouse ke button kholne shuru kiye.
Uffff...
Kya sama tha.
Bichari ko khud hi apna blouse kholna pad raha tha.
Bhabhi toh mano sharm se puri naha gayi thi.
1 se 2, aur 2 se 3, fir 3 se 4...saare buttons ek ke baad ek khul gaye.
Jaise hi andar ke wo vishal vaksh azad ho gaye wo uchal kar bahar nikale.
Ye dekh kalu ke hosh wapas aa gaye.
Kalu- wahhhh...kya kamal ke hai..har baar ki tarah....
Kalu bol pada.
Bhabhi ye sunkar aur sharm kha gayi. Fir ekdum nervous awaj me boli..
Bhabhi- Chale abh, jaldi Kare...
Aisa kahate hue bhabhi jameen pe goni pe aakar ghodi ban zhuk gyi.
Uff..
Aaj fir se ek baar kalu ko bhabhi ka doodh nikalne ka mouka milne wala tha. Matlab Kalu dusari baar bhabhi doodh nikalne wala tha.
Kal bhabhi ke inkaar se use laga tha, ki kabhi apne hath se iss bhains kaa doodh nahi nikalneko milega. Par andar se use ye bhi lag raha tha ki kabhi naa kabhi iss bhains ko khujali jaroor hogi. Warna pahali baar bhi nikalne ko nahi deti. Bass nakhare zhelna padega iske.
Aaj fir se mouka pakar Kalu khushi se zhoom utha tha.
Fir kya?
Bhooka kaalu!
Use aur kya chahiye tha?
Yahi toh chahat thi uski roj ki.
Ab use uske hath me bas wo mashhoor mumme chahiye the.
Usne jara bhi wakt Jaya naa karte hue bartan uthaya aur bhabhi ke pass aakar baith gaya.
Bhabhi ne bass buttons khol rakhe the, iske karan uska blouse jism par hi latak raha tha. Uske beech me hath dalkar ab kalu ne bhabhi ke mumme pakad liye.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..blouse utaar dijiye naa, warna paani lag jayega.
Bhabhi- Nahi. Bilkul nahi. Waise bhi jyada time nahi hai hamare pass. Pahale se hi late hui hai. Mere pati ab kabhi bhi uth sakte hai. Aur haa..poora nahi nikalna. Raat ko nikal ke rakha 350ml hai mere pass. Aap ab bass aapka adha litter complete karo. Aur jaldi se niklo.
Kalu ko isase koi pareshani nahi thi.
Usne bahar nikle ek boobs ko pakad liya.
Uska touch hote hi bhabhi uchal padi. Wo aise zhtka kha gayi, Jaise kisi garam chiz par hath pad gaya ho.
Kalu ko fir se bhabhi ke mumme mil gaye the.
Wo makhmal jaise gubbare Kalu ke roothe hatho me aate hi wo toh jannat pahunch gaya. Wo unpar jaise toot saa pada.
Pahali baar ki tarah samhalkar nahi, issbaar puri tabiyat se masal kar maja lene laga.
Bhabhi ki mooh se toh jor ki siskiya nikali.
Bhabhi- ahhh...dheere se...please....aunch...thoda samhalkar....stop. Ab nikaliye.
Kalu- Are aise kaise? pahale aise sehlana padata hai..fir paani marna padta hai..
Ye bolkar kalu toh ab unn mulayam mummon par haavi ho gaya. Wo ab thoda joro se dabaane laga. Uske rukhe touch se bhabhi ke andar maano aag si lag gayi thi. Wo apne aapko jaise - thaise control me rakhe hue bass dard se aahe bharti jaa rahi thi.
Ab wo dono hathon se dono mumme ek sath dabaane laga. Pure panje kholkar usne pure mummon ko hath me sama liya tha. Maano uske baap ka maal ho.
Bhabhi dard se karhane lagi. Par uske touch ka asar dikhane laga. Uske touch me ajeeb sa current tha. Bhabhi ki chuchiya ekdum Khadi nukhil ban gayi aur sath me wo mumme aur sakht aur garam ho gaye. Maano Nas Nas me doodh bharne laga ho.
Ab toh aise engorged mummon ka Kalu ko aur bhi maja aane laga. Wo joro se masalne laga. Aise pichkaane laga jaise ki rubber ke gubbare se bane ho.
Engorged hone ki wajah se bichaari bhabhi ka darad aur bhi badh gaya. Yaha tak ki Kalu ki ungaliyon ke lal nishaan bhabhi ki gori chamadi par chapane lage. Wo nishaan jaise baya kar rahe ho ki inhe kitni majbooti se masla gaya hai.
Bhabhi- ahhh..ufff...please stoppp...uiii maa..jara samhalkar..haayee..aunch...chaliye ab jaldi kijiye.
Toh ab kalu ne wo mumme chod diye. Ab uthkar usne bartan se paani laya. Aur bhabhi ke mummon par pichka diya. Wo thanda paani chuchiyon ko lagate hi bhabhi ka badan uchal pada.
Ab kalu ache se baithkar unpar paani marne laga.
Bhabhi- Are bass ho gaya.. Mera blouse bheeg jaayega. Clean hi hai sabkuch. Mai abhi abhi naha kar aayi hu.
Kalu- ufiii...abhi abhi naha kar aayi hai ye toh badhiya huaa.... aur bhabhi jee ye saaf karne ke liye nahi, balki doodh ko jagane ke liye hai.....
Aisa bolkar usne ek akhari paani dala.
Bhabhi- Are ye kya kar diya aapne. Mera blouse toh kuch jyada hi bheega diya aapne... Haayeee..
Kalu- Hamne pahale hi bola tha ki nikaal dijiye..ek kaam kijiye ab bhi nikal sakti ho..
Bhabhi- Nahi..rahane dijiye..bilkul nahi. Wo mai dekh lungi. Aap jaldi karo ab bass. Mere pati uth gaye toh huaa fir...
Pati ka naam sunte hi kalu turant baith gaya aur doodh nikalana start kiya.
Usne bhabhi ki ek chuchi pakad li. 3, 4, baar dheere dheere sehlakar khincha. Fir usne ekdum joro se pichkaya. Uska pichakana iss kadar tha, ki bhabhi ke mooh se aaanhhh, ankho se ansu aur chuchi se safed dhaar eksath bahar nikal pade.
"Aunchhhhhhhhhh...sssssssss"
Doodh ka doodh alag, aur dard apni jagah tha.
Par kya karti?
Use ye dard sehna hi tha.
Ab unn karishmaai mummon se doodh nikalne laga. Kalu pichkaate jaa raha tha aur safed dhara nikalti jaa rahi thi. Uss pure room me churr churr ki awaj gunjane lagi. Sath me bhabhi ki aahhh..aunch..toh thi hi.
Iske liye kalu toh apni bachi kuchi property bhi bechne ko tayaar ho jaaye. Wo laar tapkaate bhabhi ke boobs ka maja lekar doodh nikalne laga.
Agla adha ghanta kalu maje lete hue unn bhare boobs ko dabakar toh kabhi pichkakar doodh nikalta rha. Pahale daaya fir baaya.
Tabhi bhabhi ne uske bartan me dekha.
Waha usne kuch jyada hi doodh nikal liya tha.
Bhabhi ne turnt uske hath ko roka.
Bhabhi- Are....Kitna nikal liya..stop abhi...
Aisa bolte hue Bhabhi use door hatane ki koshish kar hi rahi thi...
ki, tabhi.....
Ke tabhi...
Uss harami ne ek akhari dhara nikalte hue kuch aisi jabardast takad se aisa pichkaariya ki bhabhi ki lambi chinkhe poore ghar me gunj gayi..
Bhabhi- Aunch...aaahhhh..sssssss...mai mar gayi....aaahhhhstopp......
Wo itna dard tha ki bhabhi ke ankhon se ansu hi nikal gaya.
Dard ke sath itni badi chinkh nikal ne se bhabhi ki jaan gale me aa gyi. Uska dar ke maare bura haal huaa.
Usne piche uss bartan me dekha.
Ab huaa ye tha..ki,
Itni jor se pichkane se ek itni lambi akhari dhara nikal gayi, ki kyaa bataaye?
Wo akhari dhara itni thi ki 25- 30ml bhar jaaye.
Bhabhi dard se kuch iss kadar karha gayi thi ki aisa laga pahali baar kisine choda ho usko.
Uska wo itna karhana dekh kalu ne bhabhi ki taraf dekha.
Bichaari bhabhi ke chehare par gaj bhar ke dard ki pareshaan chataaye thi, aur uske ankho me ansu the.
Kalu- Are aapki ankho me ansu? Bahot dard huaa kya?
Bhabhi- Haayee...aanhhh..mammi......aap chup rahiye.
Apni chuchiyon ko ungaliyon me lekar sehlaate hue bhabhi bol padi.
Kalu- Kya huaa bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Aaanhhhh..khud hi puch rahe hai kya huaa? Haayee..itni jor se kon pichkata hai?
Ek number ke jangali ho aap. Janwar jaise daboch kar khincha aur pooch rahe hai ki ansu kyu hai? Aapko jara bhi samajh nahi. Muhze toh laga meri nipple toot kar jameen par bikhar jaati?
Ufff... Haayee..ab aisa pichkaoge toh ansu nahi toh aur kya hoga?
Kalu- Areeeereee..itani jor se lagi?
Bhabhi- Chup rahiye. Thodi toh Khair karte? . Mila toh bass masal diya.
Kalu- Are aapne hi kaha tha ki aapse bhains ki tarah pesh aana hai.., isilie...
Bhabhi- Kaha toh kya sachmuch kar doge?
Samne ek najook badan hai. Ab aisi chiz ko kaise handle karte hai itni bhi samajh nahi hai aapko.
Kalu- Jee? Arreeereeeereee.....sorriii..sorriii....aage se khayal rakhunga.
Bhabhi- Khayaal rakhunga? Aaj ke baad toh kitni bhi late ho jaaye, yaa fir kitna bhi kaam pade, par fir bhi khud hi nikal lungi. Aapke pass naa aaungi. Aunchhhh...kahi kharoch toh nahi diya? bada teekha dard ho raha hai...aaahhhhh...Haayee..Kitna dard ho raha hai...haayee...
Kalu- Are nahi nahi. Nakhon nahi lage hai. Hum bhi peshewar doodhwale hai. Itna tajurwa hai hamko. Bhains ki akhari dhaar aise hi nikalta hu. Jara seh lijiye..kum ho jaawega.
Bhabhi abhi bhi dard se karhaa rahi thi..
Toh ye dekh topic thoda change karte hue Kalu bol pada.
Kalu- Khair, bhabhi, jara dekh toh lijiye...nateeja bhi kya khaas nikla hai!
Bhabhi ne apni wo chuchi pakadkar sehlate hue bartan me dekha. Dekhte hi wo lajjit ho gayi..
Uff..
Kalu ne akhari wali ye dhaar bartan me nahi balki doodh naapne ki pateli me nikali thi.
Kalu- Jara ye akhari dhaar toh dekh lijiye..wahhh...kya kamal ka nikla hai. kitna dher sara nikala hai..aapko toh khush hona chahiye ki aap toh iss kabil ho.
Bhabhi lajja, dard, aur jara se romanch se sehma gayi.
Usne toh apna mooh chupa liya.
Kalu- Aisa hi kuch jyada sochana padega aapko tumhare malik ke liye. Warna aap apne malik ko kaise khush rakh paoge? Yahi toh jyada ka tohara malik pi sakega. Warna bichaare ko kaha kuch milta hai? Apna hi maal apni hi ankho ke samne use dil par patthar rakh kar kisi dusare ke hath me dena padata hai.
Bhabhi- Malik?
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Souda yaad toh hai naa?
Isbaar bhabhi chup rahi. Bhabhi kuch nahi boli. Uske chehare par ek ajeeb bhaav tha.
Kalu- Ab apne malik ke liye thoda dard sehna pada toh kya huaa?
Pata nahi kyu, par kalu ke aisa bolne se bhabhi kaa teekha ghussa shikayato me badal gaya.
Bhabhi- Haayee...chup rahiye...aapko kya pata? Hamare toh angoor hi kuchal diye aapne. Aisa laga ki tod hi diye. Haayee..Ab aise nichodo ge toh chuse hue ganne ka bhi ras nikal jaaye.
Kalu joro se hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Hasiye nahi. Aapko kya pata? kya dard hota hai waha?
Kalu- Par kuch bhi kaho..aapke ye angoor toh lajawab hai. Aise naa hi kisike hai, aur naa hi kisike honge. Inse bass khelte rahne ka man karta hai. Ummid hai kisi din ye angoor chakhane bhi milenge...
Bhabhi- Shut up. Ek labj bhi aage nahi. Had me rahiye. Aise limit ke niche jakar kuch bhi bate nahi karsakte hai mzhse aap. Aap ab bhi ek doodhwala ho. Samjhe? Aapne caracter badala toh muzhe bhi aapko rules yaad dilana padega.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ab uth khadi ho gayi..aur apne mumme ko niche se check karne lagi...
Kalu- Sorriii..sorriii..jee..yaad hai.yaad hai..apni aukat me rahna hai humka....aapki ek 'Naa' mere liye lakir ke barabar samjhiye...
Wohh sasura....Hum toh bass aapke husn ki tareef karna chahate the.
Bhabhi- Haa..pata hai kitni tareef karte hai......ek number ke moukafarasht ho. Ye dekhiye..Kitna lal ho gaya hai yaha....
Kalu- Chuu..chu.chu......aapka badan kuch jyada hi narm aur mulayam hai bhabhi jee. Pata nahi kaise sahan karti ho jara saa bhi atyachaar? Bada darad hota hogaa aapko istmaal ke baad?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Jaara ek minute....kya kaha aapne? You...
Kalu-
Aree...bhabhi...wo chode. ye toh batana hi bhool gaye hum...
Bhabhi ki baat ko wahi katate hue Kalu bol pada.
Kalu- Aapka pahala customer!!...wo toh aapka doodh chakha kar pagal hi ho gaya. Bol raha tha ye toh amrut hai mere liye..ha..ha...ha.. wahi khade khade ghatak gaya. Poora ghatak lene tak bass aapki tareef karta raha. Har boond ki tareef kar raha tha.
Ye sunkar bhabhi ekdum se romanch aur sharm se bhar gayi.
Aur hoti bhi kyu naa?
Baat uske doodh ke bik jaane ki thi, wo bhi kisi bhaisn ke doodh ki tarah. Khule samajh me. Khule bazaar me.
Bhabhi ne apne gaalo ki lali ko chupaate hue pucha.
Bhabhi- Are..haa..Mai toh bhool hi gayi.. kaon hai ye masterji? Bharose layak toh hai naa?
Bhabhi ne apne blouse ke buttons lagaate hue poocha..
Kalu- Aap bilkul chinta mat kariye. Wo mere adami hai. Wo ek retire college master hai.
Master hai par Budha pura ka pura tharki hai sala. Abhi bhi auraton ke ke piche pada rahata hai.
Bhabhi- Waise, hame kya? Wo aap dekh lo. Maine toh ye jimmedari poora aap par Sounpa hai.
Bhabhi ne apni saree aur blouse ko thik karte hue bola.
Kalu- Haa. bilkul thik kaha....bhabhi jee. Wahi hum bhi keh rahe hai ki, hum dekh lenge. Aap bilkul tension naa lo..
Bhabhi ne pallu ko zhatka dete hue randipana wala mooh banaya.
Kalu- Waise kya kehne bhabhi jee. Yaha jo bhi kuch ho raha hai ye kisi kalpana ke pare hi hai. Ab iss doodh ke liye kitne bhi paise dene ke liye raazi hai log.. Masterji toh 1000rs aram se nikal ke deve....
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..Maine kaha hai utna hi lena..samjhe?
Kalu- Haa..wahi toh..utna hi liya. Wo toh rikshwa me hi diya tha aapke hath me.
Bhabhi ko rikshwa wali wo baat fir se yaad aayi. Wo laaj se gulabi ho gayi.
Kalu- Bol raha tha..iss doodh ko pakar mai kitna naseebwala hu..aur muzhse bhi naseebwala Tu hai..Jo iss doodhwali ka doodh nikalne milta hai..
Par usko asaliyat kaha pata hai. Ye insano ne machine washin nikal rakhe hai idhar. Warnaa...
Bhabhi sharmaate hue boli.
Bhabhi- Haa...wahi bolo ki aap bhi itne nasibwale nahi ho..
Kalu- Haa..wo janat hai hum..Bass ek hi ummid kar sakte hai....bhagwan kare aapko aaj ki tarah wakat hi naa mile..
Bhabhi- Haan jee...Bade aayee..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi hasne lagi..
Kalu- Par aap kuch bhi kahiye...aap lajawaj ho. Aapka doodh nikalne me toh kuch alag hi nasha hai...kuch alag hi maja hai..kya shandaar banaya hai bhagwan ne aapko. Iss duniya ki sabse khubasurat aurat ho aap.
Issbaar apni tareef sunkar bhabhi sharma gayi. Aur halka sa muskura di.
Bhabhi- Haa..ab chup kariye.. bahot tareef kar li..
Kalu- Toh ...ghatak jaau naa ye extra kaa?
Bhabhi- Humm.. aise puch rahe hai jaise hamare kahne pe ruk jaaoge. Muzhe pata hai isliye toh nikala hai aapne..
Kalu hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Haa...ghatak jaayiye..yuhi samajh lo ki, pahale din hi customer dhoondane ka inaam hai.
Itna kahkar bhabhi thoda muskura di.
Iske baad kalu kaha rukne wala tha. Halaki wo ek hi ghunt ka tha. Usne mooh me lekar ghol ghool ke swad lete hue ghatak liya.
ghtaak##ghataak##
Kalu- Muhhhhaaa...wahhhh...kya doodh hai. Poora ka poora aapka swad. amrut bhi fika iske samne.
Bhabhi hasne lagi..
Kalu- Aaj se jo bhi jyada ka hoga wo mera hoga.
Bhabhi aur hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- ! Shut up....
Bhabhi muskurate hue ghussa dikhane lagi.
Bhabhi ka ghusse wala mood ab kuch narm lag raha tha. Use ab jaldi bhi nahi thi, yaa fir pati ke uthne ka dar. Aisa lag raha tha jaise pati ke uthane ke time me abhi 1 ghanta bhar baaki hai.
Wo apne kapade thik karte karte baal sawarne me lag gayi. Baal sawarne ke liye bhabhi ne apne dono hath upar uthaaye hue the. Uska wo blouse Kalu ke paani marne se kuch jagah par bheega huaa tha. Jaha bheega hua tha waha aise lag raha tha jaise koi daag lag gaya ho. Aur hath ke upar uthaane se bagal me bhi aisa daag huaa tha. Yakinan pasine se waha ka hissa bheega huaa tha.
Kalu ko pata nahi wo dono daag itne lubhaavne lage, ki uska man kiya ki abhi iss jawani ko bahome bhar le.
Abhi abhi adha ghante tak doodh nikalkar bhi aisi khadi bhabhi ko Kalu aise dekh raha tha jaise wo pahali baar bhabhi ko dekh raha hai.
Tabhi bhabhi ne apne mooh se rubber nikalkar baalo me lagate hue ek lambi sans bhar li.
Ye dekh kar toh kalu poora ashiq ban gaya uss khubsoorati kaa.
Uske moo se bass aahhhh nikal gayi..
Kalu- Aaahhhh...
Usne bina dare agale hi pal bhabhi ke gaal par aaye baal ko piche kiya.
Uski ye majal dekh bhabhi ne bhi uski taraf dekha.
Dono ki nazre aise bheed gayi jaise dono ek h chiiz chahate ho..
Uss nazar ke arth se bachne ke liye bhabhi ne turant apni palke zhuka li.
Fir subject change karte hue bol padi.
Bhabhi- Waise kuch baat karni thi aapse. Darsal andar bulaane ki ye bhi ek wajah thi.
Issbaar bhabhi ka awaj kuch jyada hi gambhir tha.
Kalu sunane laga..
Kalu- Haa boliye naa bhabhi ji.
Bhabhi- Badi jaroori!
Kalu- achaaa??? Haa..boliye naa..
Bhabhi- Darsal hamne aage kuch socha hai.
Kalu- Haan jee..boliye..
Bhabhi- Dekhe toh ab bhains bhi hai, aur doodhwala bhi..... aur grahak bhi mil gya. Aapne toh pahale din hi dhoond liya. Thanks for that.
Toh..baat aisi hai ki...
Ki...
Ki..
Ki...
Toh kyu naa Ise official kiya jaaye?
Ye kehate wakt laaj ne badi muzhkil kar di thi bhabhi ki.
Kalu- Matbal?
Bhabhi- Matlab aapko toh pata hi hai ki ye banawati khel hame pasand nahi.
Kalu- Haa..bilkul..
Bhabhi- Toh ye dikhawe ka drama naa karte hue....Kyu naa hum ek asali jaisi doodh- dairy khol de? Ekdum asali wali?
To be continued....
Part -1
Kalu subah subah bhabhi ke dwar pahunch gaya.
Thodi der me bhabhi aa gayi.
Kalu- gudu marning, bhabhi jee....
Bhabhi- Aapka deemag toh thik hai naa? pagal ho gaye ho kya? Kuch samajhme aata hai ki nahi aapko?
Golu ko jara bhi shaq hota toh?
Hamne pahale hi kaha tha mere sasuralwalon ke samne koi masti nahi. Ek baar kahi gayi baat samajhme nahi aati aapko? Uff... Pahale hi Kitna risk hai? Aise hi kisi din marwa doge. Lagta hai aap par bharosa karke galti kar di maine. Sab kuch khatm kar dungi. mai pahale hi bol deti hu.
Bhabhi ki ankhe ghusse se badi ho gayi thi. Ye dekh kalu ne turant nazare zhuka li.
Kalu- Sorriii...sorriii..jii....wo thodi bhool ho gayi. Wo aap ekdum se dikh pade toh khushkhabri raha nahi gayi hamse. Hamne dekha hi nahi ki Golu ji sath me hai. Hum bhi sasura kahi bhi gud - gobar kar deta hai. Sarriiii....Baat mooh se nikal gayi hamre! Hum sasura ko dekhana chahiye tha aajubaaju.
Bhabhi- Aapki sorry ka kya achaar daalu? Agar mera bazaar uth jata toh! Aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Kaise hota? Aapne kya mast ghumaya baat ko. Aapki Silaai ne pura kaam tamam kar diya. Lagata hai aage aage badi kaam aanewali hai ye aapki silayi.
Bhabhi- Aap chup rahiye...bilkul bhi...ufff...muzhe pata maine kaise socha aur kya socha? Pata nahi kya jawab de aayi. Meri toh jaan nikal gayi thi. Aapka kya?
Kalu- Aisan nahi lagata hame?
Bhabhi- Kya? Kya nahi lagata?
Kalu- Aapke chehare par dar toh tha, mana....par uske piche ki lali humne pakad li thi. Andar se aap khush hoye jaa rahi thi. Hai naa?
Bhabhi ekdum se sehma gayi.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kuch bhi..chup ho jaayeiye aap..
Bhabhi ne ankhe chupaate hue nazare dusari taraf kar li...
Kalu- Sahi pakada naa bhabhi jee?
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi. Aap chup rahiye. Aapki jubaan toh badi tej chalne lagi hai aajkal? Kuch bhi bakwas kiye jaa rahe ho..agar agali baar aisa kuch kiya toh seedha tumpar ilzam daal dungi. Fir bachaungi nahi. Wo toh meri silaayi kaam aa gayi, warna????Uff...Baal baal bach nikali kal.
Chale, usko rehne de. Ab der naa kare...jaldi doodh nipta le. Hame bahot kaam hai.
Kalu- Dekhe, bilkul ab jaise sharma rahi hai, thi yahi wali lali thi kal bhi..
Bhabhi ne tevari chadhaate hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Chup ho jaayeie..warna bina doodh ke bhej denge.
Kalu hasne laga.
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..chup ho jaate hai...apne naye customer ko kya gobar du? Agar doodh naa mila yoh?...
Bhabhi- Jaldi kijiye. Maine darwaja khol diya hai.
Iss baat ne kalu ke purje khol diye.
Fir bhabhi ki ye baat sunkar kalu doodh dene niche baithate hue bolne laga.
Kalu- Darwaja khol diya hai? Bhabhi jee hame lagta hai piche jaane ki jaroorat hi nahi rahi koi. yahi laa do ab. Doodh ki adlabadli hi toh karni hai. Ye le jaayiye aur apana le aayiye. Yahi naap leta hu.
Kalu ne mooh banate hue tanj se bola.
Bhabhi ispar kuch nahi boli. Bina kuch bole uska doodh leke andar chali gyi. Aur thodi samay me wapas bahar aa gayi. Ate samay hath me bartan le aayi thi. Wo bartan ab usne kalu ke hath thama diya.
Kalu samhal ke lene laga.
Par inbalance hokar uske hath se wo bartan girte girte bacha.
Use kuch ajeeb laga toh usne bartan me dekha.
Oh my god. Bartan khali tha.
Uff,
Kalu- Ye toh khali hai?
Bhabhi bina kuch bole waise hi chup rahi.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee ye toh khali hai?
Issbar bhi bhabhi ne kuch nahi kaha. Bass nazare zhukaaye khadi thi.
Kalu ko kuch samajh nahi aya.
Tabhi bhabhi ne kalu ki ankhon me dekha, aur palke zhukaaye thoda sharm khaate hue andar jaane lagi.
Kalu bass jaati bhabhi ko dekhta raha. Uske kuch palle naa pada.
Bhabhi ke jaane ke baad wo waise hi soch me dooba raha.
Tabhi kalu ke deemag ki batti jali.
Uske mooh se ekdum se wahhh nikal gayi.
Kalu- "Are sasuraa...hum toh pagal hi hai..."
Aisa chillate hue hi wo utha khada huaa, aur bhagate hue kabaad khane ki aur chal pada.
Uff..
Bhagate wakt uske jism se jaise khushiya gir padate hue gayi thi.
Oh..my..hod.
Khali bartan matlab?
Yess...
Uske bhaag fir se khul gye the?
Wo kabka kabaad room pe pahunch gaya tha. Aur waha pahuchkar bhabhi ka intazaar karne laga tha.
Thodi hi der me waha bhabhi bhi aa gayi.
Issbaar uska poora badan lajja se bheeg gaya tha. Khass kar ke uska chehara dekhne layak huaa tha.
Upar se ab Kalu ko dekh kar aur bhi lajjit ho uthi. Use dekhte hi Bhabhi ki palke apne aap zhuk gayi thi. Wo kal ki tarah hi puri lal ho gayi thi. Jaise laaj sharm me maari jaa rahi ho.
Kalu toh bhooke kutte ki tarah lal tapka raha tha.
Thodi der dono me se koi nahi bola. Wo taade jaa raha tha, aur bhabhi murjhaaye jaa rahi thi.
Ab bhabhi se sharm bardasht naa hui.
Fir akhirkaar bhabhi hi bol padi.
Bhabhi- Wo baat darasal ye hai ki, Aaj Golu ko exam ke liye jaldi jana tha. Toh ek toh jaldi uthakar khana banana pada. Aur uske jaane par hamne socha ki devar jee ki room saaf kar le. Par waha usne itni gandagi macha rakhi thi, ki ek ek chiz saaf karte karte dedh ghanta lag gaya.
Uff... Iske chakkar me baaki sara kaam reh gaya ki khatam karte karte time hi nahi mila. Ab lag raha hai ki din me hi room saaf kar leti toh acha tha.
Ye sunkar Kalu ke kaan toh trupt ho gaye. Wo toh bass aisa hi kuch sunana chahata tha. Uske mooh se toh paani hi tapak gaya.
Wo ulhasit hokar uth khada ho gaya.
Uske mooh se "wahh" ke alawa aur koi shabdh nahi nikla.
Bhabhi ne katraate hue fir se palke uthake kalu ko dekha, toh wo toh khade khade hi sapno me khoya hua tha. Saaf saaf pata chal raha tha ki uski khushi foole nahi sama rahi thi. Wo iss wakt duniya ka sabse khush insaan tha. Uski kaali khaal toh jaise chamakne lagi thi.
Bhabhi- Jyada khush hone ki jaroorat nahi. Ye baar baar nahi hone wala. Samajh lo akhari baar ho raha hai.
Par wo toh abhi bhi mooh fulaaye waise hi khada tha. Uske mooh se lal tapakne ki bhi hosh nahi thi use.
Fir kya?
Uski aisi harkat se pachtaayi bhabhi ab khud thoda aage aayi aur uss din ki goni uthakar waha samne rakh di. Aur agale hi pal
uspar aakar khadi ho gayi.
Bichaari sharm se lal hoti jaa rahi thi, aur use khud aisa karna pad raha tha.
Ab bhi koi response naa dekhakar mooh banaate hue bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li. Aur fir sharm se nazare zhukate hue apna pallu niche dal diya.
Wahhh..
Kalu toh bass dekhe jaa raha tha. Lag raha tha jaise khushi se uska system hang ho gaya tha.
Mooh kholkar wo bass dekhe jaa raha tha.
Ab bhabhi pareshani ki ada dikhate hue niche dekhne lagi. Fir agale hi pal mooh se chu chu karte hue apna ek hath uthaya aur apne blouse ke button kholne shuru kiye.
Uffff...
Kya sama tha.
Bichari ko khud hi apna blouse kholna pad raha tha.
Bhabhi toh mano sharm se puri naha gayi thi.
1 se 2, aur 2 se 3, fir 3 se 4...saare buttons ek ke baad ek khul gaye.
Jaise hi andar ke wo vishal vaksh azad ho gaye wo uchal kar bahar nikale.
Ye dekh kalu ke hosh wapas aa gaye.
Kalu- wahhhh...kya kamal ke hai..har baar ki tarah....
Kalu bol pada.
Bhabhi ye sunkar aur sharm kha gayi. Fir ekdum nervous awaj me boli..
Bhabhi- Chale abh, jaldi Kare...
Aisa kahate hue bhabhi jameen pe goni pe aakar ghodi ban zhuk gyi.
Uff..
Aaj fir se ek baar kalu ko bhabhi ka doodh nikalne ka mouka milne wala tha. Matlab Kalu dusari baar bhabhi doodh nikalne wala tha.
Kal bhabhi ke inkaar se use laga tha, ki kabhi apne hath se iss bhains kaa doodh nahi nikalneko milega. Par andar se use ye bhi lag raha tha ki kabhi naa kabhi iss bhains ko khujali jaroor hogi. Warna pahali baar bhi nikalne ko nahi deti. Bass nakhare zhelna padega iske.
Aaj fir se mouka pakar Kalu khushi se zhoom utha tha.
Fir kya?
Bhooka kaalu!
Use aur kya chahiye tha?
Yahi toh chahat thi uski roj ki.
Ab use uske hath me bas wo mashhoor mumme chahiye the.
Usne jara bhi wakt Jaya naa karte hue bartan uthaya aur bhabhi ke pass aakar baith gaya.
Bhabhi ne bass buttons khol rakhe the, iske karan uska blouse jism par hi latak raha tha. Uske beech me hath dalkar ab kalu ne bhabhi ke mumme pakad liye.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..blouse utaar dijiye naa, warna paani lag jayega.
Bhabhi- Nahi. Bilkul nahi. Waise bhi jyada time nahi hai hamare pass. Pahale se hi late hui hai. Mere pati ab kabhi bhi uth sakte hai. Aur haa..poora nahi nikalna. Raat ko nikal ke rakha 350ml hai mere pass. Aap ab bass aapka adha litter complete karo. Aur jaldi se niklo.
Kalu ko isase koi pareshani nahi thi.
Usne bahar nikle ek boobs ko pakad liya.
Uska touch hote hi bhabhi uchal padi. Wo aise zhtka kha gayi, Jaise kisi garam chiz par hath pad gaya ho.
Kalu ko fir se bhabhi ke mumme mil gaye the.
Wo makhmal jaise gubbare Kalu ke roothe hatho me aate hi wo toh jannat pahunch gaya. Wo unpar jaise toot saa pada.
Pahali baar ki tarah samhalkar nahi, issbaar puri tabiyat se masal kar maja lene laga.
Bhabhi ki mooh se toh jor ki siskiya nikali.
Bhabhi- ahhh...dheere se...please....aunch...thoda samhalkar....stop. Ab nikaliye.
Kalu- Are aise kaise? pahale aise sehlana padata hai..fir paani marna padta hai..
Ye bolkar kalu toh ab unn mulayam mummon par haavi ho gaya. Wo ab thoda joro se dabaane laga. Uske rukhe touch se bhabhi ke andar maano aag si lag gayi thi. Wo apne aapko jaise - thaise control me rakhe hue bass dard se aahe bharti jaa rahi thi.
Ab wo dono hathon se dono mumme ek sath dabaane laga. Pure panje kholkar usne pure mummon ko hath me sama liya tha. Maano uske baap ka maal ho.
Bhabhi dard se karhane lagi. Par uske touch ka asar dikhane laga. Uske touch me ajeeb sa current tha. Bhabhi ki chuchiya ekdum Khadi nukhil ban gayi aur sath me wo mumme aur sakht aur garam ho gaye. Maano Nas Nas me doodh bharne laga ho.
Ab toh aise engorged mummon ka Kalu ko aur bhi maja aane laga. Wo joro se masalne laga. Aise pichkaane laga jaise ki rubber ke gubbare se bane ho.
Engorged hone ki wajah se bichaari bhabhi ka darad aur bhi badh gaya. Yaha tak ki Kalu ki ungaliyon ke lal nishaan bhabhi ki gori chamadi par chapane lage. Wo nishaan jaise baya kar rahe ho ki inhe kitni majbooti se masla gaya hai.
Bhabhi- ahhh..ufff...please stoppp...uiii maa..jara samhalkar..haayee..aunch...chaliye ab jaldi kijiye.
Toh ab kalu ne wo mumme chod diye. Ab uthkar usne bartan se paani laya. Aur bhabhi ke mummon par pichka diya. Wo thanda paani chuchiyon ko lagate hi bhabhi ka badan uchal pada.
Ab kalu ache se baithkar unpar paani marne laga.
Bhabhi- Are bass ho gaya.. Mera blouse bheeg jaayega. Clean hi hai sabkuch. Mai abhi abhi naha kar aayi hu.
Kalu- ufiii...abhi abhi naha kar aayi hai ye toh badhiya huaa.... aur bhabhi jee ye saaf karne ke liye nahi, balki doodh ko jagane ke liye hai.....
Aisa bolkar usne ek akhari paani dala.
Bhabhi- Are ye kya kar diya aapne. Mera blouse toh kuch jyada hi bheega diya aapne... Haayeee..
Kalu- Hamne pahale hi bola tha ki nikaal dijiye..ek kaam kijiye ab bhi nikal sakti ho..
Bhabhi- Nahi..rahane dijiye..bilkul nahi. Wo mai dekh lungi. Aap jaldi karo ab bass. Mere pati uth gaye toh huaa fir...
Pati ka naam sunte hi kalu turant baith gaya aur doodh nikalana start kiya.
Usne bhabhi ki ek chuchi pakad li. 3, 4, baar dheere dheere sehlakar khincha. Fir usne ekdum joro se pichkaya. Uska pichakana iss kadar tha, ki bhabhi ke mooh se aaanhhh, ankho se ansu aur chuchi se safed dhaar eksath bahar nikal pade.
"Aunchhhhhhhhhh...sssssssss"
Doodh ka doodh alag, aur dard apni jagah tha.
Par kya karti?
Use ye dard sehna hi tha.
Ab unn karishmaai mummon se doodh nikalne laga. Kalu pichkaate jaa raha tha aur safed dhara nikalti jaa rahi thi. Uss pure room me churr churr ki awaj gunjane lagi. Sath me bhabhi ki aahhh..aunch..toh thi hi.
Iske liye kalu toh apni bachi kuchi property bhi bechne ko tayaar ho jaaye. Wo laar tapkaate bhabhi ke boobs ka maja lekar doodh nikalne laga.
Agla adha ghanta kalu maje lete hue unn bhare boobs ko dabakar toh kabhi pichkakar doodh nikalta rha. Pahale daaya fir baaya.
Tabhi bhabhi ne uske bartan me dekha.
Waha usne kuch jyada hi doodh nikal liya tha.
Bhabhi ne turnt uske hath ko roka.
Bhabhi- Are....Kitna nikal liya..stop abhi...
Aisa bolte hue Bhabhi use door hatane ki koshish kar hi rahi thi...
ki, tabhi.....
Ke tabhi...
Uss harami ne ek akhari dhara nikalte hue kuch aisi jabardast takad se aisa pichkaariya ki bhabhi ki lambi chinkhe poore ghar me gunj gayi..
Bhabhi- Aunch...aaahhhh..sssssss...mai mar gayi....aaahhhhstopp......
Wo itna dard tha ki bhabhi ke ankhon se ansu hi nikal gaya.
Dard ke sath itni badi chinkh nikal ne se bhabhi ki jaan gale me aa gyi. Uska dar ke maare bura haal huaa.
Usne piche uss bartan me dekha.
Ab huaa ye tha..ki,
Itni jor se pichkane se ek itni lambi akhari dhara nikal gayi, ki kyaa bataaye?
Wo akhari dhara itni thi ki 25- 30ml bhar jaaye.
Bhabhi dard se kuch iss kadar karha gayi thi ki aisa laga pahali baar kisine choda ho usko.
Uska wo itna karhana dekh kalu ne bhabhi ki taraf dekha.
Bichaari bhabhi ke chehare par gaj bhar ke dard ki pareshaan chataaye thi, aur uske ankho me ansu the.
Kalu- Are aapki ankho me ansu? Bahot dard huaa kya?
Bhabhi- Haayee...aanhhh..mammi......aap chup rahiye.
Apni chuchiyon ko ungaliyon me lekar sehlaate hue bhabhi bol padi.
Kalu- Kya huaa bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Aaanhhhh..khud hi puch rahe hai kya huaa? Haayee..itni jor se kon pichkata hai?
Ek number ke jangali ho aap. Janwar jaise daboch kar khincha aur pooch rahe hai ki ansu kyu hai? Aapko jara bhi samajh nahi. Muhze toh laga meri nipple toot kar jameen par bikhar jaati?
Ufff... Haayee..ab aisa pichkaoge toh ansu nahi toh aur kya hoga?
Kalu- Areeeereee..itani jor se lagi?
Bhabhi- Chup rahiye. Thodi toh Khair karte? . Mila toh bass masal diya.
Kalu- Are aapne hi kaha tha ki aapse bhains ki tarah pesh aana hai.., isilie...
Bhabhi- Kaha toh kya sachmuch kar doge?
Samne ek najook badan hai. Ab aisi chiz ko kaise handle karte hai itni bhi samajh nahi hai aapko.
Kalu- Jee? Arreeereeeereee.....sorriii..sorriii....aage se khayal rakhunga.
Bhabhi- Khayaal rakhunga? Aaj ke baad toh kitni bhi late ho jaaye, yaa fir kitna bhi kaam pade, par fir bhi khud hi nikal lungi. Aapke pass naa aaungi. Aunchhhh...kahi kharoch toh nahi diya? bada teekha dard ho raha hai...aaahhhhh...Haayee..Kitna dard ho raha hai...haayee...
Kalu- Are nahi nahi. Nakhon nahi lage hai. Hum bhi peshewar doodhwale hai. Itna tajurwa hai hamko. Bhains ki akhari dhaar aise hi nikalta hu. Jara seh lijiye..kum ho jaawega.
Bhabhi abhi bhi dard se karhaa rahi thi..
Toh ye dekh topic thoda change karte hue Kalu bol pada.
Kalu- Khair, bhabhi, jara dekh toh lijiye...nateeja bhi kya khaas nikla hai!
Bhabhi ne apni wo chuchi pakadkar sehlate hue bartan me dekha. Dekhte hi wo lajjit ho gayi..
Uff..
Kalu ne akhari wali ye dhaar bartan me nahi balki doodh naapne ki pateli me nikali thi.
Kalu- Jara ye akhari dhaar toh dekh lijiye..wahhh...kya kamal ka nikla hai. kitna dher sara nikala hai..aapko toh khush hona chahiye ki aap toh iss kabil ho.
Bhabhi lajja, dard, aur jara se romanch se sehma gayi.
Usne toh apna mooh chupa liya.
Kalu- Aisa hi kuch jyada sochana padega aapko tumhare malik ke liye. Warna aap apne malik ko kaise khush rakh paoge? Yahi toh jyada ka tohara malik pi sakega. Warna bichaare ko kaha kuch milta hai? Apna hi maal apni hi ankho ke samne use dil par patthar rakh kar kisi dusare ke hath me dena padata hai.
Bhabhi- Malik?
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Souda yaad toh hai naa?
Isbaar bhabhi chup rahi. Bhabhi kuch nahi boli. Uske chehare par ek ajeeb bhaav tha.
Kalu- Ab apne malik ke liye thoda dard sehna pada toh kya huaa?
Pata nahi kyu, par kalu ke aisa bolne se bhabhi kaa teekha ghussa shikayato me badal gaya.
Bhabhi- Haayee...chup rahiye...aapko kya pata? Hamare toh angoor hi kuchal diye aapne. Aisa laga ki tod hi diye. Haayee..Ab aise nichodo ge toh chuse hue ganne ka bhi ras nikal jaaye.
Kalu joro se hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Hasiye nahi. Aapko kya pata? kya dard hota hai waha?
Kalu- Par kuch bhi kaho..aapke ye angoor toh lajawab hai. Aise naa hi kisike hai, aur naa hi kisike honge. Inse bass khelte rahne ka man karta hai. Ummid hai kisi din ye angoor chakhane bhi milenge...
Bhabhi- Shut up. Ek labj bhi aage nahi. Had me rahiye. Aise limit ke niche jakar kuch bhi bate nahi karsakte hai mzhse aap. Aap ab bhi ek doodhwala ho. Samjhe? Aapne caracter badala toh muzhe bhi aapko rules yaad dilana padega.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ab uth khadi ho gayi..aur apne mumme ko niche se check karne lagi...
Kalu- Sorriii..sorriii..jee..yaad hai.yaad hai..apni aukat me rahna hai humka....aapki ek 'Naa' mere liye lakir ke barabar samjhiye...
Wohh sasura....Hum toh bass aapke husn ki tareef karna chahate the.
Bhabhi- Haa..pata hai kitni tareef karte hai......ek number ke moukafarasht ho. Ye dekhiye..Kitna lal ho gaya hai yaha....
Kalu- Chuu..chu.chu......aapka badan kuch jyada hi narm aur mulayam hai bhabhi jee. Pata nahi kaise sahan karti ho jara saa bhi atyachaar? Bada darad hota hogaa aapko istmaal ke baad?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Jaara ek minute....kya kaha aapne? You...
Kalu-
Aree...bhabhi...wo chode. ye toh batana hi bhool gaye hum...
Bhabhi ki baat ko wahi katate hue Kalu bol pada.
Kalu- Aapka pahala customer!!...wo toh aapka doodh chakha kar pagal hi ho gaya. Bol raha tha ye toh amrut hai mere liye..ha..ha...ha.. wahi khade khade ghatak gaya. Poora ghatak lene tak bass aapki tareef karta raha. Har boond ki tareef kar raha tha.
Ye sunkar bhabhi ekdum se romanch aur sharm se bhar gayi.
Aur hoti bhi kyu naa?
Baat uske doodh ke bik jaane ki thi, wo bhi kisi bhaisn ke doodh ki tarah. Khule samajh me. Khule bazaar me.
Bhabhi ne apne gaalo ki lali ko chupaate hue pucha.
Bhabhi- Are..haa..Mai toh bhool hi gayi.. kaon hai ye masterji? Bharose layak toh hai naa?
Bhabhi ne apne blouse ke buttons lagaate hue poocha..
Kalu- Aap bilkul chinta mat kariye. Wo mere adami hai. Wo ek retire college master hai.
Master hai par Budha pura ka pura tharki hai sala. Abhi bhi auraton ke ke piche pada rahata hai.
Bhabhi- Waise, hame kya? Wo aap dekh lo. Maine toh ye jimmedari poora aap par Sounpa hai.
Bhabhi ne apni saree aur blouse ko thik karte hue bola.
Kalu- Haa. bilkul thik kaha....bhabhi jee. Wahi hum bhi keh rahe hai ki, hum dekh lenge. Aap bilkul tension naa lo..
Bhabhi ne pallu ko zhatka dete hue randipana wala mooh banaya.
Kalu- Waise kya kehne bhabhi jee. Yaha jo bhi kuch ho raha hai ye kisi kalpana ke pare hi hai. Ab iss doodh ke liye kitne bhi paise dene ke liye raazi hai log.. Masterji toh 1000rs aram se nikal ke deve....
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..Maine kaha hai utna hi lena..samjhe?
Kalu- Haa..wahi toh..utna hi liya. Wo toh rikshwa me hi diya tha aapke hath me.
Bhabhi ko rikshwa wali wo baat fir se yaad aayi. Wo laaj se gulabi ho gayi.
Kalu- Bol raha tha..iss doodh ko pakar mai kitna naseebwala hu..aur muzhse bhi naseebwala Tu hai..Jo iss doodhwali ka doodh nikalne milta hai..
Par usko asaliyat kaha pata hai. Ye insano ne machine washin nikal rakhe hai idhar. Warnaa...
Bhabhi sharmaate hue boli.
Bhabhi- Haa...wahi bolo ki aap bhi itne nasibwale nahi ho..
Kalu- Haa..wo janat hai hum..Bass ek hi ummid kar sakte hai....bhagwan kare aapko aaj ki tarah wakat hi naa mile..
Bhabhi- Haan jee...Bade aayee..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi hasne lagi..
Kalu- Par aap kuch bhi kahiye...aap lajawaj ho. Aapka doodh nikalne me toh kuch alag hi nasha hai...kuch alag hi maja hai..kya shandaar banaya hai bhagwan ne aapko. Iss duniya ki sabse khubasurat aurat ho aap.
Issbaar apni tareef sunkar bhabhi sharma gayi. Aur halka sa muskura di.
Bhabhi- Haa..ab chup kariye.. bahot tareef kar li..
Kalu- Toh ...ghatak jaau naa ye extra kaa?
Bhabhi- Humm.. aise puch rahe hai jaise hamare kahne pe ruk jaaoge. Muzhe pata hai isliye toh nikala hai aapne..
Kalu hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Haa...ghatak jaayiye..yuhi samajh lo ki, pahale din hi customer dhoondane ka inaam hai.
Itna kahkar bhabhi thoda muskura di.
Iske baad kalu kaha rukne wala tha. Halaki wo ek hi ghunt ka tha. Usne mooh me lekar ghol ghool ke swad lete hue ghatak liya.
ghtaak##ghataak##
Kalu- Muhhhhaaa...wahhhh...kya doodh hai. Poora ka poora aapka swad. amrut bhi fika iske samne.
Bhabhi hasne lagi..
Kalu- Aaj se jo bhi jyada ka hoga wo mera hoga.
Bhabhi aur hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- ! Shut up....
Bhabhi muskurate hue ghussa dikhane lagi.
Bhabhi ka ghusse wala mood ab kuch narm lag raha tha. Use ab jaldi bhi nahi thi, yaa fir pati ke uthne ka dar. Aisa lag raha tha jaise pati ke uthane ke time me abhi 1 ghanta bhar baaki hai.
Wo apne kapade thik karte karte baal sawarne me lag gayi. Baal sawarne ke liye bhabhi ne apne dono hath upar uthaaye hue the. Uska wo blouse Kalu ke paani marne se kuch jagah par bheega huaa tha. Jaha bheega hua tha waha aise lag raha tha jaise koi daag lag gaya ho. Aur hath ke upar uthaane se bagal me bhi aisa daag huaa tha. Yakinan pasine se waha ka hissa bheega huaa tha.
Kalu ko pata nahi wo dono daag itne lubhaavne lage, ki uska man kiya ki abhi iss jawani ko bahome bhar le.
Abhi abhi adha ghante tak doodh nikalkar bhi aisi khadi bhabhi ko Kalu aise dekh raha tha jaise wo pahali baar bhabhi ko dekh raha hai.
Tabhi bhabhi ne apne mooh se rubber nikalkar baalo me lagate hue ek lambi sans bhar li.
Ye dekh kar toh kalu poora ashiq ban gaya uss khubsoorati kaa.
Uske moo se bass aahhhh nikal gayi..
Kalu- Aaahhhh...
Usne bina dare agale hi pal bhabhi ke gaal par aaye baal ko piche kiya.
Uski ye majal dekh bhabhi ne bhi uski taraf dekha.
Dono ki nazre aise bheed gayi jaise dono ek h chiiz chahate ho..
Uss nazar ke arth se bachne ke liye bhabhi ne turant apni palke zhuka li.
Fir subject change karte hue bol padi.
Bhabhi- Waise kuch baat karni thi aapse. Darsal andar bulaane ki ye bhi ek wajah thi.
Issbaar bhabhi ka awaj kuch jyada hi gambhir tha.
Kalu sunane laga..
Kalu- Haa boliye naa bhabhi ji.
Bhabhi- Badi jaroori!
Kalu- achaaa??? Haa..boliye naa..
Bhabhi- Darsal hamne aage kuch socha hai.
Kalu- Haan jee..boliye..
Bhabhi- Dekhe toh ab bhains bhi hai, aur doodhwala bhi..... aur grahak bhi mil gya. Aapne toh pahale din hi dhoond liya. Thanks for that.
Toh..baat aisi hai ki...
Ki...
Ki..
Ki...
Toh kyu naa Ise official kiya jaaye?
Ye kehate wakt laaj ne badi muzhkil kar di thi bhabhi ki.
Kalu- Matbal?
Bhabhi- Matlab aapko toh pata hi hai ki ye banawati khel hame pasand nahi.
Kalu- Haa..bilkul..
Bhabhi- Toh ye dikhawe ka drama naa karte hue....Kyu naa hum ek asali jaisi doodh- dairy khol de? Ekdum asali wali?
To be continued....
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