18-01-2026, 09:45 PM
Episode : 4 - Pehla customer
Part - 2
Isi prakar se bhabhi ke doodh ka pahla grahak mil gya.
Shyam ko Kalu market me gaya huaa tha.
Wo gujar raha tha ki tabhi kismat se use bhabhi dikhi. Bhabhi apne devar Golu ke sath rikshwa me baithi thi. Shayad sabjiya kharidkar wapas ghar jaane lagi thi.
Kalu- bhabhiji, bhabhiji?
Bhabhi ne turant awaj ki taraf dekha..
Kalu ko dekh thodi chounk gayi. Anjaan banane ki tone me boli
Bhabhi- Areee..aap?..doodhwale bhaiya..yaha kaise?..
Kalu- Haa bhabhi ji, Hum bhi market aya tha. Waise batadu, Apka pahla grahak mil gya.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki jaisi dhadkan rul si gayi. Dar se uska Kaleja uchal pada.
Kyunki,
Golu uski baaju me hi rikshwa me baitha tha. Bhabhi toh 10 second ke liye stuck ho gayi. Phir apne aapko sawarne ki koshish karne lagi.
Golu- Grahak? Konsa grahak?
Tabhi uske devar ne poocha.
Bhabhi ki toh jaise jaan hi chali gayi. Use dar ke sath badi sharm bhi hui.
Aur yaha Kalu bhi dar gaya.
Usne jaldbaaji me keh toh diya, par baad me use bhi ehsaas huaa ki Golu toh sath me hi baitha hai...
Magar jo bhi ho, Bhabhi ki toh jaan hi fasa di thi usne.
Wo bichaari yaha waha dekhte ataki hui sans lene ki koshish kar rahi thi. Puri hadbada gayi thi. Use kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki bole toh kya bole?
Akhir kehati bhi kya bichaari?
Par jawab toh dena hi tha use..Golu ne jo pucha tha.
Bhabhi hadbadate hue bol padi..
Bhabhi- Wo.. wo..wo...Maine tumhe bataya tha na kapde ki silayi aur designing ke baareme. Uski baat kar rhe hai ye.
Golu- Achaa...wo designing kaa...
Bhabhi ne kuch toh rasta nikal hi liya.
Pahale Kalu bhi dar gaya tha bahot..par bhabhi ka ye uttar sunkar wo thoda nishint ho gaya. Use pata tha bhabhi kuch naa kuch toh tod jaroor niklegi. Wo bass nishint nahi huaa balki uss harami ko toh ab majak sujane laga. Bhabhi ki halat aur uske chehare hi asahajta dekh kalu me Josh bhar gaya.
Kalu- college Master hai.
Wo harami bol pada.
Bhabhi ne turant Kalu ko ghusse se dekha, aur chup rahne ka ishara karne lagi.
Par harami kalu toh aur maje lene laga.
Kalu- Unhe aapka taste itna pasand aya ki wo pagal ho gya. Aisa hi safed kum FAT wala chahiye tha unhe aisa bol rahe the. Deal pakki karke ye 100 rs ka advance diya hai. Pahli kamai hai....aap hi rakhlo. Ye lijiye...
Ufff..
Aisa bolkar uss harami kalu ne 100rs ki note bhabhi ke hath me thama di.
Ufff..
Bhabhi ko toh aisa laga ki rikshwa ke niche kood kar jaan de du. Use kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha, ki tabhi wo harami fir se bol pada
Kalu- Adha litter dekh ke chounk gye masterji. Bol rha tha iss maal ki malkin se milna hai..
Issbaar toh usne bhabhi ke bachne ke raste band hi kar diye.
Wo bichaari issbaar itna hadbada gayi ki uske hathvki sabji ki thaili hi gir padi.
Golu- Adha litter? taste? Aur ye safed kum fat? Ye sab kya hai bhabhi?
Golu ne sabji ki thaili utaate hue thodi tevari me poocha.
Golu ki wo awaj sunkar toh bhabhi ka jee kamp utha.
Haayeee..bichaari kya batati ab?
Uski dhadakane itni jor se bajane lagi thi ki bhare bajar ki itni shor me bhi sunaai dene lagi. Aur itna shor sharaba hote hue bhi bhabhi ko apne devar ki sanse sunaai dene lagi.
Ufff..
Wo jaise kuch pal ke liye behosh thi.
Golu- Bhabhi? Bhabhi?
Bhabhi ke maathe se ek pasine ka bund uske hath par gira. Tab jaake use hosh aya.
Bhabhi- Jee...ahhh? Aree wo....hunnn.....darsal...ha..ha..ha....wo..ahhhaa..umhhaa...aree Golu, Darsal wo mere design ki baat kar rahe hai. Safed kurti banwayi thi naa. Aur wo kapda bahot patla aur halka hai. Aur litter nahi meter ki bolana chahate hai wo..
Akhir doodhwala hai..ha..ha. ha..
Hasne ka dikhawa karte hue bhabhi ne badi chalakhi se iss baat ko ghuma diya tha.
Golu- Achaaa...doodhwala kahi ka? Wo bhi kya bolega?
ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Golu bhi jor se hass pada.
Toh ab sath me bhabhi bhi joro se hasne lagi..
Ha..ha..ha. ha.
Golu- Ye toh achi baat hui...badhiya hai. Lagta hai Apka design unko bahot pasand aya hai. Milna chahta hai toh bulakr baaki deal pakki kar lo na bhabhi.
Bhabhi- Ha..ha.. wo dekh lungi..
Man ke andar ek ganda feel lete hue bhabhi bol padi.
Golu- Bhaiya bhi khush ho jayenge. Unhe toh bada proud hoga aap par.
Bhaiyaa sunte hi bhabhi chounk gayi. Wo turant bol padi.
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..bhaiyaa ko mat batana..
Golu- Kyu?
Bhabhi- Are wo baat yu hai ki..abhi toh bass shuruwat hai. Mai unko surprise dena chahati hu. Mai apna ye business thoda ache se settle kar lu, fir bata dungi jab batane layak baat hogi.
Tumhe toh pata hi hai ki wo mere liye kitna kuch karte hai.
Golu- Achaa..ye bhi sahi hai bhabhi. Mai bhi aapka sath dunga. Bhaiya ko bilkul khabar nahi hone nahi denge hum dono. No tension.
Golu ko zhanse me lene ke baad bhabhi ne kalu ki aur ghusse se dekhte hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Unko bol dena, iske baare me socha jayega. Agar pura contract dete hai toh kam jaldi shuru ho jayega. Chaliye bhaiyaa, ab rikshwa doudaaiye. Der ho rahi hai. Muzhe ghar bahot kaam pade hai.
Trrrrrrrrr....trrrrrr..trrr...
Wo rikshwa chal padi...
Oh..my..hod..
Kalu ne toh bhabhi ki khatiya khadi kar di.
Raste me bhabhi bass usi soch me doobi hui thi.
Itna kuch hokar bhi usne mouke pe ache se sab handle kiya tha. Darsal ispar wo khudpar Naaz kar rahi thi.
Wo abhi bhi sharam se puri lal thi, aur Uski dhadakane abhi bhi tez thi. Par ab uske chehare par ek gulabi hasi umat gayi thi. Pure raste me wo gaalome hasi jaa rahi thi. Ek ajeeb si exitment ne uspar kahar kiya tha.
Bhabhi khud se bol padi - "Haayee. Lilly, ab toh tera doodh market me bikne laga hai...ufff"
Bhains ki Tarah ab uska bhi doodh bazar me bikne laga hai, ye sochakr hi wo paani paani hue jaa rahi thi.
The End.
Age ka bhabhi ka doodhbhara safar aur bhi rangin hone wala hai. Milte hai agle bhaag me.
Part - 2
Isi prakar se bhabhi ke doodh ka pahla grahak mil gya.
Shyam ko Kalu market me gaya huaa tha.
Wo gujar raha tha ki tabhi kismat se use bhabhi dikhi. Bhabhi apne devar Golu ke sath rikshwa me baithi thi. Shayad sabjiya kharidkar wapas ghar jaane lagi thi.
Kalu- bhabhiji, bhabhiji?
Bhabhi ne turant awaj ki taraf dekha..
Kalu ko dekh thodi chounk gayi. Anjaan banane ki tone me boli
Bhabhi- Areee..aap?..doodhwale bhaiya..yaha kaise?..
Kalu- Haa bhabhi ji, Hum bhi market aya tha. Waise batadu, Apka pahla grahak mil gya.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki jaisi dhadkan rul si gayi. Dar se uska Kaleja uchal pada.
Kyunki,
Golu uski baaju me hi rikshwa me baitha tha. Bhabhi toh 10 second ke liye stuck ho gayi. Phir apne aapko sawarne ki koshish karne lagi.
Golu- Grahak? Konsa grahak?
Tabhi uske devar ne poocha.
Bhabhi ki toh jaise jaan hi chali gayi. Use dar ke sath badi sharm bhi hui.
Aur yaha Kalu bhi dar gaya.
Usne jaldbaaji me keh toh diya, par baad me use bhi ehsaas huaa ki Golu toh sath me hi baitha hai...
Magar jo bhi ho, Bhabhi ki toh jaan hi fasa di thi usne.
Wo bichaari yaha waha dekhte ataki hui sans lene ki koshish kar rahi thi. Puri hadbada gayi thi. Use kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki bole toh kya bole?
Akhir kehati bhi kya bichaari?
Par jawab toh dena hi tha use..Golu ne jo pucha tha.
Bhabhi hadbadate hue bol padi..
Bhabhi- Wo.. wo..wo...Maine tumhe bataya tha na kapde ki silayi aur designing ke baareme. Uski baat kar rhe hai ye.
Golu- Achaa...wo designing kaa...
Bhabhi ne kuch toh rasta nikal hi liya.
Pahale Kalu bhi dar gaya tha bahot..par bhabhi ka ye uttar sunkar wo thoda nishint ho gaya. Use pata tha bhabhi kuch naa kuch toh tod jaroor niklegi. Wo bass nishint nahi huaa balki uss harami ko toh ab majak sujane laga. Bhabhi ki halat aur uske chehare hi asahajta dekh kalu me Josh bhar gaya.
Kalu- college Master hai.
Wo harami bol pada.
Bhabhi ne turant Kalu ko ghusse se dekha, aur chup rahne ka ishara karne lagi.
Par harami kalu toh aur maje lene laga.
Kalu- Unhe aapka taste itna pasand aya ki wo pagal ho gya. Aisa hi safed kum FAT wala chahiye tha unhe aisa bol rahe the. Deal pakki karke ye 100 rs ka advance diya hai. Pahli kamai hai....aap hi rakhlo. Ye lijiye...
Ufff..
Aisa bolkar uss harami kalu ne 100rs ki note bhabhi ke hath me thama di.
Ufff..
Bhabhi ko toh aisa laga ki rikshwa ke niche kood kar jaan de du. Use kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha, ki tabhi wo harami fir se bol pada
Kalu- Adha litter dekh ke chounk gye masterji. Bol rha tha iss maal ki malkin se milna hai..
Issbaar toh usne bhabhi ke bachne ke raste band hi kar diye.
Wo bichaari issbaar itna hadbada gayi ki uske hathvki sabji ki thaili hi gir padi.
Golu- Adha litter? taste? Aur ye safed kum fat? Ye sab kya hai bhabhi?
Golu ne sabji ki thaili utaate hue thodi tevari me poocha.
Golu ki wo awaj sunkar toh bhabhi ka jee kamp utha.
Haayeee..bichaari kya batati ab?
Uski dhadakane itni jor se bajane lagi thi ki bhare bajar ki itni shor me bhi sunaai dene lagi. Aur itna shor sharaba hote hue bhi bhabhi ko apne devar ki sanse sunaai dene lagi.
Ufff..
Wo jaise kuch pal ke liye behosh thi.
Golu- Bhabhi? Bhabhi?
Bhabhi ke maathe se ek pasine ka bund uske hath par gira. Tab jaake use hosh aya.
Bhabhi- Jee...ahhh? Aree wo....hunnn.....darsal...ha..ha..ha....wo..ahhhaa..umhhaa...aree Golu, Darsal wo mere design ki baat kar rahe hai. Safed kurti banwayi thi naa. Aur wo kapda bahot patla aur halka hai. Aur litter nahi meter ki bolana chahate hai wo..
Akhir doodhwala hai..ha..ha. ha..
Hasne ka dikhawa karte hue bhabhi ne badi chalakhi se iss baat ko ghuma diya tha.
Golu- Achaaa...doodhwala kahi ka? Wo bhi kya bolega?
ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Golu bhi jor se hass pada.
Toh ab sath me bhabhi bhi joro se hasne lagi..
Ha..ha..ha. ha.
Golu- Ye toh achi baat hui...badhiya hai. Lagta hai Apka design unko bahot pasand aya hai. Milna chahta hai toh bulakr baaki deal pakki kar lo na bhabhi.
Bhabhi- Ha..ha.. wo dekh lungi..
Man ke andar ek ganda feel lete hue bhabhi bol padi.
Golu- Bhaiya bhi khush ho jayenge. Unhe toh bada proud hoga aap par.
Bhaiyaa sunte hi bhabhi chounk gayi. Wo turant bol padi.
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..bhaiyaa ko mat batana..
Golu- Kyu?
Bhabhi- Are wo baat yu hai ki..abhi toh bass shuruwat hai. Mai unko surprise dena chahati hu. Mai apna ye business thoda ache se settle kar lu, fir bata dungi jab batane layak baat hogi.
Tumhe toh pata hi hai ki wo mere liye kitna kuch karte hai.
Golu- Achaa..ye bhi sahi hai bhabhi. Mai bhi aapka sath dunga. Bhaiya ko bilkul khabar nahi hone nahi denge hum dono. No tension.
Golu ko zhanse me lene ke baad bhabhi ne kalu ki aur ghusse se dekhte hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Unko bol dena, iske baare me socha jayega. Agar pura contract dete hai toh kam jaldi shuru ho jayega. Chaliye bhaiyaa, ab rikshwa doudaaiye. Der ho rahi hai. Muzhe ghar bahot kaam pade hai.
Trrrrrrrrr....trrrrrr..trrr...
Wo rikshwa chal padi...
Oh..my..hod..
Kalu ne toh bhabhi ki khatiya khadi kar di.
Raste me bhabhi bass usi soch me doobi hui thi.
Itna kuch hokar bhi usne mouke pe ache se sab handle kiya tha. Darsal ispar wo khudpar Naaz kar rahi thi.
Wo abhi bhi sharam se puri lal thi, aur Uski dhadakane abhi bhi tez thi. Par ab uske chehare par ek gulabi hasi umat gayi thi. Pure raste me wo gaalome hasi jaa rahi thi. Ek ajeeb si exitment ne uspar kahar kiya tha.
Bhabhi khud se bol padi - "Haayee. Lilly, ab toh tera doodh market me bikne laga hai...ufff"
Bhains ki Tarah ab uska bhi doodh bazar me bikne laga hai, ye sochakr hi wo paani paani hue jaa rahi thi.
The End.
Age ka bhabhi ka doodhbhara safar aur bhi rangin hone wala hai. Milte hai agle bhaag me.


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