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Episode 3.4 "The Big Surprise "
Part 5 :
Bhabhi apne hi bed ke niche zhuki hui thi aur uska pati bed par uthne laga tha.
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Bhabhi- "kya karu yaha se? Ye mai soch hi rahi thi ki, Tabhi unhone fir se awaj lagayi - Lillyy?????
Iss awaj se mai ghabrake uchal padi. Haayee....
Iss wajah se ab unko bhi ye ehsas ho gaya ki mai wahi kahi niche hu."
Kalu- Aree. Kasamm..fir???
Bhabhi- Wo ye dekhne ke liye mood hi rahe the ki, tabhi unke moodne se pahale hi mai khud hokar piche se unpar kud padi. Ek goli ki raftaar se. Unke dekhne ke pahale.
Kalu- Aree. Kasam....ye kya kar diya aapne?.....fir?????
Bhabhi- Toh kya karti? ...Ishhh....Tabhi muzhe bhi kuch ehsas huaa, aur unko bhi.
Bhabhi sharminda hokar niche dekhne lagi aur fir boli.
Kalu- Kaa?
Bhabhi- Unki nangi peeth par mere jism ka touch. Ufff ye hote hi wo hairaan reh gaye...
Kalu- Jism nahi...nange jism kaa boliye....
uhhhhaaaaAaahhhh...hamka toh thand bhar gayi..
Bhabhi- Chup rahe...yaha aap maja le rahe ho? Waha meri kya halat thi, wo toh bass mai janati thi?
Kalu- Fir bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Uff...mere pati iske liye tayaar nahi the. Wo iske baare me kuch soch lete, iss se pahale mai jor se chilla padi - "Surprise...Good morning surprise...."
Itna bolkar piche se unke gaal par ek pappi de di...
Yaha Kalu ajeeb si mudra banaakar apne aap hi hass gaya.
Bhabhi- Are? Aapko kyu gudgudi ho rahi hai?
Kalu hasne laga...
Kalu- Aji aapka ye sapriz aisan tha, ki koi bhi gudguda jaaye. Kash hamri biwi ne bhi aisan sapriz kabhi diye hota....Khair jaane dijiye...biwi ho toh aapke jaisi...Pati se door bhagne ki baja, aapko toh unke pass hi bhaagna pada..kaa kasam se sahi socha aapne? Aage kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- "Hunn...aage kya hoga. Wo toh shock reh gaye the mere jism ka touch paakar. Subah subah apni biwi ke dwara aisa surprise paakar lekin wo toh bada khush ho uthe. Agale hi pal unhone mera hath pakad muzhe aage khich liya aur muzhe bahome bhar liya.
Ufff...ab mai unki God me baithi thi."
Kalu- Wahhh..Kaa baat hai....Sasura hum bhi aisan hi khinch leta..
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Humra matlab hai, agar hamri biwi hoti toh...
Bhabhi- Nahi..Aapke chehare ke expression se lag raha hai, Mere pati se jyada aap maje le rahe ho....mere baare me bhi toh socho?
Kalu- Kasam se bass aapke baare me hi soch raha hu.
Bhabhi- "Ishhh...Mera matlab hai meri halat ke baare me.
Mai kiss condition me baithi thi waha?"
Kalu- Ajii..hum wahi toh soch rahe the...mere kehne kaa matbal ye tha ki, aapki ek badi tension hat gayi. Apne nangepan ko sapriz se dho dala. Kisi kapade ki dhulaayi ki tarah. Ab duniya kaa koi bhi pati kaa ghussa iss dhulaai ki zhank me bheeg kar shant ho jata. Bada achaa socha aapne. Yahi ek rasta tha bachne kaa..
Ghussa chode..wo toh bade khush huwe honge?
Ek lambi aah chodkar Kalu bol pada.
Bhabhi- Ishhhh....haa..waise khush toh lage....unhe turant jaha mooh marna hai maarna shuru kiya... aur mooh se tareef barsaane lage.." yes my baby..meri baby doll tu sone di.."
"Ishhh.. Haa haa haa....mere pati bhi naa?"
Kalu- Haa...bilkul..uss sone ki chaadi me aap bilkul sone ki gudiya hi lag rahi thi..
Bhabhi- Ishhhh...aap bhi naa....
Kalu- Haa.. sach me...kaa bawal lag rahi thi aap kal?...saala...wo chadii toh....
Bhabhi- .......Thik hai..thik hai..samajh gayi mai...aur jyada bataane ko jaroorat nahi...
Kalu- Aur kaa tareef ki unhone?
Bhabhi- Tareef? Naa..naa..uske baad toh ekdum se dantna shuru kiya unhone..
Kalu- Kaahe?
Bhabhi- Wo ghusse se muzhe bolte hai
" Samajh nahi aata tuzhe? Subah subah uthna pade toh muzhe kitna ghussa aata hai?"
Haayeeeee....Itna kahate hi unhone mere ek waha ## kaat liya...
Kalu- Areeee...kaha?
Bhabhi sharm se niche dekhne lagi...
Bhabhi- Aapko toh sab janana hai....ishhh...Mai nahi jaao...muzhe sharam aa rahi hai..
Kalu- Are bhabhi jiii..bataayiye naa kaha kata aapke pati ne? Ab bataao gi nahi toh aapka dard hame kaisan samajh aayega?
Bhabhi- Are..waha....
Kalu- Kaha?
Bhabhi- ishhh...mere nipple ko...
Kalu- Yee chuchi ko? Areeeereeee.....
Kalu romanch se bhar gaya tha...
Bhabhi- Haa...dekhe naa? Meri toh aaahhh nikal gayi...
Kalu- Areeeereeee....chu..chu...
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Dekhe naa? Aisa kon karta hai itni najook chiz par?
Kalu- Haa..naa...bhabhi...dekhe toh...
Bhabhi- Aur itna hi nahi...fir aage muzhe aur sunaane lage
" kitni baar kaha hai ki pooja karni hai toh devghar me karo. yaa fir mere uthne ke baad karo..par tum toh....subah subah pure ghar me ghanti bajati ghumati ho...neend ki maa bahan ho jaati hai".
Bhabhi ne badi hi mohak ada ke sath ye baat Kalu ko sunaai thi.
Ye sunakr kalu kaa romanch 7 we asaman tak pahunch gaya tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi jii...waise dekha jaaye toh unhone sahi hi kiya fir.....dekhe naa..utha diya naa bichaare ko aapne?
Bhabhi - Haa..haa..aap toh unki hi side loge naa? Mard jaat jo tahare...
Kalu- Wah sab dosh subah ki meethi neend kaa hota hai..marad dinbhar ke kaam se thak ke soya huaa hota hai..aise me koi jaga de toh ghussa sar chadh jata hai...
Par fir aapne kya jawab diya?
Bhabhi- Maine bhi kaha-" Ummmmhhhh..
Kalu- Ummmhaa?
Bhabhi- Aji wo ab bhi kaat rahe the...
Kalu- Achaa....hayeee..haayeee..
Subah subah Pooja kaahe ki fir?
Kalu poore maje bhi le raha tha, shock bhi tha, romanch se bhi bhar gaya tha, aur sath me bharpeth hass bhi raha tha.
Bhabhi- Maine kaha - " Mai kya karti jaanu? Sasur jee ne hi bataaye rakha hai, pooja pratkal me hi honi chahiye. Aur ghanti pure gharbhar bajani chahiye, isase se nagetive energy gayab hokar subah ki urja ghar me pravesh karti hai. Sab dusht- paraayi najare door bhaagti hai..."
Kalu- Lekin bhabhi, kal wali ghanti se toh parayi najare ulta ghar chirfaad karte ghusegi.
Hahh..ha..ha. ha..
Bhabhi- shuuu..aap bhi naa?
Kalu hasne laga.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Aap hasiye. Aapka kya jata hai? Yaha jaan toh meri ataki hui hai.
Kalu- Haa...wo toh hai...
Bhabhi- Pata hai tabhi wo aage poochte hai - "ghanti ke sath wo badi awaj kya thi? Uss se toh meri nind hi khul gayi..ab kya toda? "
Kalu- Wo phooldani? Woohhh..areee baap re...fir kaa jawab diya aapne?
Bhabhi- Haayee....mai kya bataau ab unko...muzhe kuch suj nahi raha tha....."Jaanu, wo muzhse huaa...
Mere pati poochte hai - "Kya?"
Fir Mai boli- "Wo mere hath se hamara favourite coffee Cup toot gaya...wahi niche utha rahi thi aur aapse chupa rahi thi."
Kalu- Cup?
Bhabhi- Haa..Jo man me aya wo bol gayi...Tabhi wo poochte hai - Cup ka itna bada awaj?
Kalu- Haa..hum bhi wahi pooch rahe hai?
Bhabhi- Jaanu wo Cup glass par pada tha. Toh ab Cup ke sath 1 glass bhi toot gaya...
Kalu- achaa...ab thik hai...
Bhabhi- Fir pata hai mere pati aage kya bolte hai?
Bole ki - " Are kitna nuksaan karegi mere ghar kaa..you clumsy girl?
Uuuuiiiiimaaaaaaaa.....
Kalu- Kaa huaa aapko?
Bhabhi- Are muzhe kuch nahi huaa...unhone kiya. Agale hi pal unhone fir se muzhe waha kaat liya....
Kalu- Areeeeeeee...fir se?
Bhabhi- Issbaar toh aur badi jor se kata tha...meri toh uiiimaaa nikal rahi thi.
Kalu waha andar se itna garam ho chuka tha ki wo baar baar pant pe hath lagaakar apne lund ko adjust kar raha tha. Bhabhi ye dekh kar sharm se ankhe zhuka leti.
Kalu- Haa..ha...double jor toh hoga hi...Utha bhi diyaa tha usko, aur uske ghar kaa nuksaan bhi karaya tha.
Bhabhi- Haa..chup rahe...muzhe kitna dard ho raha tha aapko kya pata?
Kalu- Haa..haa..hum samajh sakte hai aapka dard... fir kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- Fir aage toh aur mushkil ho gayi - kahate hai, "Kitna nuksaan karti rehti hai mere ghar kaa? Har baar kuch naa kuch giraati rehti hai. Uss din bhi chaai bankar waisi hi waste kar di. tu aise nahi sudharegi! Iski toh punishment milni chahiye tumhe.."
Kalu- Punisment???....fir aapne kaa kaha...
Bhabhi- " aaahhhh..ummmm... Yess meri jaan....Mai aapki gunehgaar hu..aap muzhe punish kare..Isss..rand#....
Bhabhi bich me hi ruk gayi..apne hoto tale dant chabha liye. fir apni galti sudharte hue fir boli
Bhabhi- sorry sorry..Mera matlab tha..Iss aapki biwi ko punish kare...
Kalu ashlil bhaav se haste hue bola...
Kalu- Aapke pati aapko Randi kehte hai?
Bhabhi pakadi gayi thi...shock bhare bhaav se wo boli.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kya kaha aapne? Chiii...aap bhi naa...
Fir apani galti mante hue boli
Bhabhi- Aisa kuch nahi...wo mere mooh se nikal gaya...
Kalu- Are thik hai..thik hai..hum samajh gaya...hum toh bas yu hi le rahe the aapki...
Aage bataayiye....kaa punishment kiya aapko aapke pati?
Aur aap bhi kamaal ho..khud hi punis ke liye tayaar ho gayi..khud punis karne ke liye bol rahi hai?
Bhabhi - Ohhh..its bedroom stuff..Aap chod do...
Ekdum bina mooh khole bhabhi boli.
Kalu- Kaa? Kaahe kaa tuff?
Bhabhi- Maine kaha chod de use...aap ye sune ki punishment kya thi...
Kalu- Haa..ha..bataaye...
Kalu exited hokar poochne laga.
Bhabhi- wo darsal...
Tabhi bhabhi wahi ruk gayi..kuch yaad karke bhayankar sharm se naha gayi. Fir apna sa mooh chupaate reh gayi...
Kalu- Kaa huaa? Are ruk kyu gaye? Bahot bada panisment diya kya? Bataaye?
Bhabhi- Ishhh.....Nahi bataungi...
Kalu- Kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- Wo muzhe badi sharam aa rahi hai..yaha se aage ek Pati - Patni ki niji baate hai..Mai nahi bataungi....
Kalu- Ye kaa baat hui bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Are samjhiye naa..muzhe badi sharm aa rahi hai...Mai nahi bata sakti.
Kalu- Are kaahe ki sharam. Yaha koi dusara thodi naa hai? Muzhse kya sharmana ab?
Bhabhi- Jo bhi ho...Mai nahi bataungi....
Kalu- Are bhabhi aap samajhne ki kosis kare..Aise bich me lakar khadi kar di aapne. Hamka kaisan chain aayega ab. Ab toh batana padega aapko.
Bhabhi - Aji lekin aap samjhe naa...muzhse nahi ho paayega. muzhe badi sharam aa rahi hai...
Kalu- Are aisan sharma gayi toh bhains kaise ban paaogi? Ab bataa hi do.....
Bhabhi- Ufff...kya batau aapko..haayee..ishhh...
Kalu- Aapke pati ne kaa panis kiya wo bata diyo.. chaahe ankhe band kar ke batado, chaahe piche ghum jaao, par batado...humri kasam hai aapko. Chaahe toh Ek bhains ke malik ki agya samajh kar kara do..warna Sala hum toh jee hi nahi payenge....
Issbaar bhabhi sanse rok kar bol hi gayi...
Bhabhi- Ishhh....unki punishment..ufff....mere pati bhi naa....
Kalu- Aisan kaa kiya???
Bhabhi- Aap nahi manoge naa?
Kalu- Sune bagar nahi..bhabhi jii..aapse binati hai. Plisss...plizzzz... kaisan bhi.
Bhabhi- Ufff...toh sune....unhone ghusse me ek hi zhatke me sone di gudiya ko gudiya bana diya...
Kalu- Matbal?
Bhabhi- auff..samjh jaayiye naa?!!!!..
Kalu- Are kuch palle naa pada, toh kaisa samjhe?
Bhabhi- Haaayee...ufff...Matlab ki, ek hi zhatke me ab bacha huaa vastr bhi faad feka unhone.
Sharm se gulabi hote hue bhabhi bol padi.
Kalu- Ariiiii....sone ki chaddi. Ab samajh me aya...ihhh toh kamal ho gaya..ab aap poori nangi ho gayi.....wahhhh...
Fir bhabhi??..aage bataaye...kaa huaa?? Kaa huaa?
Kalu jal bin machali ki tarah tadapne laga tha..
Uski ye halat dekh bhabhi ko hasi aa rahi thi..
Bhabhi- Aur fir.....
Kalu- Aur fir??
Bhabhi- Aur fir agale hi pal....
Kalu- Aur fir agale hi pal???????
Bhabhi- Apani chutki se...
Kalu- Haa..haa..chutki se????
Bhabhi- Ufff....
Kalu- Hattt. Budbakkk..ye ufff hamra jaan lekar rahega...bataayee. jaldi.....
Desperate hokar kalu ki jaan nikal rahi thi...
Bhabhi- Ufff...Aap bass itna samajhlo...ki unhone bhains ki nakhel pakad li...
Badi hi lajaa ke sath ab tab karte bhabhi ne ye baat kahi thi.
Ye sunte hi kalu ke dil ko thandak beh gayi..wo unmaad se kisi sand ki tarah awaj nikalne laga...
Kalu- Aaaaahhhhhhh..hhhhgurrrrrr....
Kaa baat kar rahe ho????? Seedha aapki nakhel pakad li? Aaaaaahhhaaa....
Fir?
Pahale toh bhabhi sharmaate reh gayi. Wo upar nazhar hi nahi utha paa rahi thi...par ek aah bharkar wo aage boli..
Bhabhi- Haayee...unhone wo nakhel itni jor se khinch li, ki mai lap lap mar gayi..meri toh chinkh nikal gayi.
Bataayee jara itni najook chiz ko koi aise khinchta hai kya?
Kalu- Haa..naa.....
Kalu adha hosh me tha, aur adha khayalo me. Khayalo me toh wo khud pati bana huaa tha. Wo hi ye sab kar raha tha.
Bhabhi- Mai dard se karhaati rahi..tabhi wo bole" Ab bol karegi mera nuksaan?
Itna bolkar unhone aur jor se khincha...
Uffff....Hayeeee....muzhe pata Mai kaise seh rahi thi...
Kalu- Fir?
Bhabhi- Jab bhi wo aisa karte hai toh muzhe unke hont chumkar unka ghussa kum karna padata tha..toh maine thik waisa hi kiya..Maine unke hont chumana shuru kiye aur unke samne gidgidaane lagi.
Ye bolte wakt bhabhi ne apne hont par jeebh ghuma li thi aur ek randi wali ada dikhaayi thi.
Iss ada se hi kalu samajh gaya tha ki ab unn dono me chummachati shuru ho gayi thi....
Kalu- Aage?
Bhabhi- Aage kya? Mere gidgidaane se wo thodi manane wale the? Jabtak unka pet nahi bharta wo nahi rukne Wale the.
Haayee..agale 7 minutes tak unhone mere hont hi nahi chode...Upar chusna, kaatna, toh niche waha khinchna, pichkana...
Mai tadapati, lapakti unki saja lene lagi..aur karti bhi kya?
Kalu- Ufff.....
Bhabhi- Dekha? Ab aapki bhi uff nikal gayi naa? Ye saja thi hi aisi ...Ufff...
Kalu- Haa..sach me...
Bhabhi- Aur abhi toh ruke...unki saja toh bass shuru hi hui thi..haayeee mere karam!!!
Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahe ho?
Bhabhi- Haa..agle hi pal,
Unhone muzhe aur ache se baahome odhkar apne dono hath mere piche waha rakh diye.
Kalu- Waha kaha bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Aapko naa sab vistaar me chahiye..
Kalu- Haa..toh ache se batyenge tabhi toh aapka dard samajh aawega hame.
Bhabhi- Are..waha matlab...mere Bum par..
Kalu- Ohhhooo..achaa toh ab wo aapke kulhe sujaane wale the?
Bhabhi- Haa...ishhhh..aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Bum , kulhe ek hi toh hai naa?
Bhabhi- Haa. Haa..wahi...
Kalu- Haa..wahi toh keh rahe hai..ab toh aapki blle balle...ha. Haa.. ha..
Bhabhi- Balle balle? "Ohooo, Balle" unko rakhe jara side me..punishment apani jagah thi..aur koi baat apni jagah thi. Issbaar mai itna dar gayi ki, aisa laga ab mai bach nahi sakti..
Kalu- Kaa huua?
Bhabhi- Aisi position me mai unke upar baithi thi, aur unke hath mere bum par. Tabhi meri najar samne wale cupboard ke aine me chali gayi..wo dekh kar toh mera jee kamp utha.
Kalu- Kaahe?
Bhabhi - "Are kyu kya kyu? Meri bum pe toh Maine aapka naam likhwa liya tha naa? Bhool gaye kya? Ufff...wo waise hi tha. Mai toh ye bhool hi gayi thi."
"Haayeee....dayaaaa...
Waise hi apni piya ki bahome jaa baithi thi.
Achaa huaa mai unke upar unki god me baithi thi. Fir bhi aina toh hum dono ke samne hi tha. Agar jara saa mooh idhar kar ke aine me unhone dekha hota toh?????? Toh mera wahi kaam tamam. bada bhayankar anarth ho jata."
Kalu - Areee baap re....Oye teri....Sach gajab ka anarth hota...
Aur, pahale aapka kaam tamam tha, fir dusara number mera hota...ha..ha..ha..sasuraaaa...
Bhabhi- Mai kya karu aur kya nahi? isi soch me thi ki, tabhi
Unhone aapke naam par hi ek jor ka tamacha Jada diya...
Fattaakkkkkkk.....
Aunchhhhhh....
Pahale toh meri aunch nikal gayi, par apko sochkar meri toh sharm se hasi hi choot gayi...
Kalu- Reeeeee...sasura......tabhi mai sochu ki jaate wakat muzhe aisa kaahe laga ki, kisi ne thappad mara hai?
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...chup rahe.
Bhabhi uske iss majak par khilkhilakar hass padi.
Kalu- Ohhhhhh...."1 anaar, 2 bimaar" aur kimat 1500. Kon le jaawega? ..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Ishhh..aap bhi naa..
Bhabhi hass padi..
Kalu- Maa kasam...fir kya huaa?
Bhabhi- Unhone ne ab thappad ki line laga di. Ek ke baad ek..unki ye punishment uff...
Mai chikhte chillate hue khudko itna sharminda mehsoos kar rahi thi ki, kya batau?
Kalu- So toh hai. Ab biwi ki gand par kisi aur kaa naam aur usko pati sehla raha hai..toh sharam toh awegi hi..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Chii...aap naa? Fir se gandha shabd...
Kalu- Are wo chode..fir kya kiya aapne? Aap toh badi duwidha me fas gayi ho iss wakat. jaise hi wo aapka pichwada dekh lenge, samjh lo sara khel khatam.
Bhabhi- Yahi toh....kya karu kuch samajh naa aa raha tha?..Mai ab kisi bhi halat me unko muzse door nahi kar sakti thi.
Haayee...
Kalu- Haa..ye sahi kaha...bilkul...
Bhabhi- fir kya..muzhe khud hokar unko mere upar lana pada aur khud unke neeche jaana pada.
Kalu- Wahhh...Haa ye badhiya kiya aapne...aur ?
Bhabhi- aur kya aur? Fir apne badan ko unse tudwana pada.
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..'tudwana pada'..ye bada sahi shabd ka upyog kiya aapne...
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Unhe isi position me bharpur maja dena tha. Unko jaisa masalna hai, masalne dena tha. Jaisa khana hai, khaane dena tha. Jo gehraai napani thi, bina badan sikude naapne dena tha...toh ye khudko kasaai ke hatho tudwana hi huaa naa? ..Ufff....
Haayee...waha Ufff tak nahi karni thi.
Chaahe jo ho jata, unke samne meri peeth aane nahi de sakti thi.
Kalu- Sach me aapko toh unhone tod hi diya hoga..ab aisa tofa khud hokar chal ke aaya hai, toh....?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Aapko andaza bhi nahi muzhe kiss had tak jakar khudko unke hawale soump dena tha.
Bhabhi apna paseena pochte hue bataane lagi thi. Tabhi wo fir se bol padi.
Bhabhi- Haa..isme ek ne badi madad ki meri..
Kalu- Kon ne?
Issbaar bhabhi sharmte hue Komal awaj me boli.
Bhabhi- Aapne jo tayaar kar ke rakhe the!...
Ishhhh....unka mooh lagate hi fataak se doodh nikalne laga...ek toh unko mera doodh bada priy. Har subah bharpet pii lete hai...aapki wajah se jaldi aya warna pata nahi aur kitna tudwana padata? Jaise hi doodh mooh laga, wo usime doodb gaye aur meri nakhel chod di.
Kalu- Wahhh..aur kyu naa ho priy..ekdum sabse khass doodh hai ye. Koi bhi pagal ho jaawe. Mai bhi hota toh yahi karta. Aur aapke pati toh licence leke baithe hai. Toh bharpet toh har roj pite honge.
Bhabhi- Shhuuu...chup baithe ab.
Kalu- Chalo, ye doodhwala kum se kum iss kaam toh aya. Fir kaa?
Bhabhi- Fir kya? Aapko badi padi hai aage janane ki? Fir kya? Fir kya? Laga rakha hai?
Kalu- Kal se mai aa sakta hu? ki nahi? ye isspar tay hoga bhabhi jee. Toh ye mamala bada najook hai. Toh akhir tak jaldi bata dijiye..bole aage kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- Aage? Asli musibat toh yaha se shuru hui....ufff...
To be continued...
Part 5 :
Bhabhi apne hi bed ke niche zhuki hui thi aur uska pati bed par uthne laga tha.
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Bhabhi- "kya karu yaha se? Ye mai soch hi rahi thi ki, Tabhi unhone fir se awaj lagayi - Lillyy?????
Iss awaj se mai ghabrake uchal padi. Haayee....
Iss wajah se ab unko bhi ye ehsas ho gaya ki mai wahi kahi niche hu."
Kalu- Aree. Kasamm..fir???
Bhabhi- Wo ye dekhne ke liye mood hi rahe the ki, tabhi unke moodne se pahale hi mai khud hokar piche se unpar kud padi. Ek goli ki raftaar se. Unke dekhne ke pahale.
Kalu- Aree. Kasam....ye kya kar diya aapne?.....fir?????
Bhabhi- Toh kya karti? ...Ishhh....Tabhi muzhe bhi kuch ehsas huaa, aur unko bhi.
Bhabhi sharminda hokar niche dekhne lagi aur fir boli.
Kalu- Kaa?
Bhabhi- Unki nangi peeth par mere jism ka touch. Ufff ye hote hi wo hairaan reh gaye...
Kalu- Jism nahi...nange jism kaa boliye....
uhhhhaaaaAaahhhh...hamka toh thand bhar gayi..
Bhabhi- Chup rahe...yaha aap maja le rahe ho? Waha meri kya halat thi, wo toh bass mai janati thi?
Kalu- Fir bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Uff...mere pati iske liye tayaar nahi the. Wo iske baare me kuch soch lete, iss se pahale mai jor se chilla padi - "Surprise...Good morning surprise...."
Itna bolkar piche se unke gaal par ek pappi de di...
Yaha Kalu ajeeb si mudra banaakar apne aap hi hass gaya.
Bhabhi- Are? Aapko kyu gudgudi ho rahi hai?
Kalu hasne laga...
Kalu- Aji aapka ye sapriz aisan tha, ki koi bhi gudguda jaaye. Kash hamri biwi ne bhi aisan sapriz kabhi diye hota....Khair jaane dijiye...biwi ho toh aapke jaisi...Pati se door bhagne ki baja, aapko toh unke pass hi bhaagna pada..kaa kasam se sahi socha aapne? Aage kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- "Hunn...aage kya hoga. Wo toh shock reh gaye the mere jism ka touch paakar. Subah subah apni biwi ke dwara aisa surprise paakar lekin wo toh bada khush ho uthe. Agale hi pal unhone mera hath pakad muzhe aage khich liya aur muzhe bahome bhar liya.
Ufff...ab mai unki God me baithi thi."
Kalu- Wahhh..Kaa baat hai....Sasura hum bhi aisan hi khinch leta..
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Humra matlab hai, agar hamri biwi hoti toh...
Bhabhi- Nahi..Aapke chehare ke expression se lag raha hai, Mere pati se jyada aap maje le rahe ho....mere baare me bhi toh socho?
Kalu- Kasam se bass aapke baare me hi soch raha hu.
Bhabhi- "Ishhh...Mera matlab hai meri halat ke baare me.
Mai kiss condition me baithi thi waha?"
Kalu- Ajii..hum wahi toh soch rahe the...mere kehne kaa matbal ye tha ki, aapki ek badi tension hat gayi. Apne nangepan ko sapriz se dho dala. Kisi kapade ki dhulaayi ki tarah. Ab duniya kaa koi bhi pati kaa ghussa iss dhulaai ki zhank me bheeg kar shant ho jata. Bada achaa socha aapne. Yahi ek rasta tha bachne kaa..
Ghussa chode..wo toh bade khush huwe honge?
Ek lambi aah chodkar Kalu bol pada.
Bhabhi- Ishhhh....haa..waise khush toh lage....unhe turant jaha mooh marna hai maarna shuru kiya... aur mooh se tareef barsaane lage.." yes my baby..meri baby doll tu sone di.."
"Ishhh.. Haa haa haa....mere pati bhi naa?"
Kalu- Haa...bilkul..uss sone ki chaadi me aap bilkul sone ki gudiya hi lag rahi thi..
Bhabhi- Ishhhh...aap bhi naa....
Kalu- Haa.. sach me...kaa bawal lag rahi thi aap kal?...saala...wo chadii toh....
Bhabhi- .......Thik hai..thik hai..samajh gayi mai...aur jyada bataane ko jaroorat nahi...
Kalu- Aur kaa tareef ki unhone?
Bhabhi- Tareef? Naa..naa..uske baad toh ekdum se dantna shuru kiya unhone..
Kalu- Kaahe?
Bhabhi- Wo ghusse se muzhe bolte hai
" Samajh nahi aata tuzhe? Subah subah uthna pade toh muzhe kitna ghussa aata hai?"
Haayeeeee....Itna kahate hi unhone mere ek waha ## kaat liya...
Kalu- Areeee...kaha?
Bhabhi sharm se niche dekhne lagi...
Bhabhi- Aapko toh sab janana hai....ishhh...Mai nahi jaao...muzhe sharam aa rahi hai..
Kalu- Are bhabhi jiii..bataayiye naa kaha kata aapke pati ne? Ab bataao gi nahi toh aapka dard hame kaisan samajh aayega?
Bhabhi- Are..waha....
Kalu- Kaha?
Bhabhi- ishhh...mere nipple ko...
Kalu- Yee chuchi ko? Areeeereeee.....
Kalu romanch se bhar gaya tha...
Bhabhi- Haa...dekhe naa? Meri toh aaahhh nikal gayi...
Kalu- Areeeereeee....chu..chu...
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Dekhe naa? Aisa kon karta hai itni najook chiz par?
Kalu- Haa..naa...bhabhi...dekhe toh...
Bhabhi- Aur itna hi nahi...fir aage muzhe aur sunaane lage
" kitni baar kaha hai ki pooja karni hai toh devghar me karo. yaa fir mere uthne ke baad karo..par tum toh....subah subah pure ghar me ghanti bajati ghumati ho...neend ki maa bahan ho jaati hai".
Bhabhi ne badi hi mohak ada ke sath ye baat Kalu ko sunaai thi.
Ye sunakr kalu kaa romanch 7 we asaman tak pahunch gaya tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi jii...waise dekha jaaye toh unhone sahi hi kiya fir.....dekhe naa..utha diya naa bichaare ko aapne?
Bhabhi - Haa..haa..aap toh unki hi side loge naa? Mard jaat jo tahare...
Kalu- Wah sab dosh subah ki meethi neend kaa hota hai..marad dinbhar ke kaam se thak ke soya huaa hota hai..aise me koi jaga de toh ghussa sar chadh jata hai...
Par fir aapne kya jawab diya?
Bhabhi- Maine bhi kaha-" Ummmmhhhh..
Kalu- Ummmhaa?
Bhabhi- Aji wo ab bhi kaat rahe the...
Kalu- Achaa....hayeee..haayeee..
Subah subah Pooja kaahe ki fir?
Kalu poore maje bhi le raha tha, shock bhi tha, romanch se bhi bhar gaya tha, aur sath me bharpeth hass bhi raha tha.
Bhabhi- Maine kaha - " Mai kya karti jaanu? Sasur jee ne hi bataaye rakha hai, pooja pratkal me hi honi chahiye. Aur ghanti pure gharbhar bajani chahiye, isase se nagetive energy gayab hokar subah ki urja ghar me pravesh karti hai. Sab dusht- paraayi najare door bhaagti hai..."
Kalu- Lekin bhabhi, kal wali ghanti se toh parayi najare ulta ghar chirfaad karte ghusegi.
Hahh..ha..ha. ha..
Bhabhi- shuuu..aap bhi naa?
Kalu hasne laga.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Aap hasiye. Aapka kya jata hai? Yaha jaan toh meri ataki hui hai.
Kalu- Haa...wo toh hai...
Bhabhi- Pata hai tabhi wo aage poochte hai - "ghanti ke sath wo badi awaj kya thi? Uss se toh meri nind hi khul gayi..ab kya toda? "
Kalu- Wo phooldani? Woohhh..areee baap re...fir kaa jawab diya aapne?
Bhabhi- Haayee....mai kya bataau ab unko...muzhe kuch suj nahi raha tha....."Jaanu, wo muzhse huaa...
Mere pati poochte hai - "Kya?"
Fir Mai boli- "Wo mere hath se hamara favourite coffee Cup toot gaya...wahi niche utha rahi thi aur aapse chupa rahi thi."
Kalu- Cup?
Bhabhi- Haa..Jo man me aya wo bol gayi...Tabhi wo poochte hai - Cup ka itna bada awaj?
Kalu- Haa..hum bhi wahi pooch rahe hai?
Bhabhi- Jaanu wo Cup glass par pada tha. Toh ab Cup ke sath 1 glass bhi toot gaya...
Kalu- achaa...ab thik hai...
Bhabhi- Fir pata hai mere pati aage kya bolte hai?
Bole ki - " Are kitna nuksaan karegi mere ghar kaa..you clumsy girl?
Uuuuiiiiimaaaaaaaa.....
Kalu- Kaa huaa aapko?
Bhabhi- Are muzhe kuch nahi huaa...unhone kiya. Agale hi pal unhone fir se muzhe waha kaat liya....
Kalu- Areeeeeeee...fir se?
Bhabhi- Issbaar toh aur badi jor se kata tha...meri toh uiiimaaa nikal rahi thi.
Kalu waha andar se itna garam ho chuka tha ki wo baar baar pant pe hath lagaakar apne lund ko adjust kar raha tha. Bhabhi ye dekh kar sharm se ankhe zhuka leti.
Kalu- Haa..ha...double jor toh hoga hi...Utha bhi diyaa tha usko, aur uske ghar kaa nuksaan bhi karaya tha.
Bhabhi- Haa..chup rahe...muzhe kitna dard ho raha tha aapko kya pata?
Kalu- Haa..haa..hum samajh sakte hai aapka dard... fir kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- Fir aage toh aur mushkil ho gayi - kahate hai, "Kitna nuksaan karti rehti hai mere ghar kaa? Har baar kuch naa kuch giraati rehti hai. Uss din bhi chaai bankar waisi hi waste kar di. tu aise nahi sudharegi! Iski toh punishment milni chahiye tumhe.."
Kalu- Punisment???....fir aapne kaa kaha...
Bhabhi- " aaahhhh..ummmm... Yess meri jaan....Mai aapki gunehgaar hu..aap muzhe punish kare..Isss..rand#....
Bhabhi bich me hi ruk gayi..apne hoto tale dant chabha liye. fir apni galti sudharte hue fir boli
Bhabhi- sorry sorry..Mera matlab tha..Iss aapki biwi ko punish kare...
Kalu ashlil bhaav se haste hue bola...
Kalu- Aapke pati aapko Randi kehte hai?
Bhabhi pakadi gayi thi...shock bhare bhaav se wo boli.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kya kaha aapne? Chiii...aap bhi naa...
Fir apani galti mante hue boli
Bhabhi- Aisa kuch nahi...wo mere mooh se nikal gaya...
Kalu- Are thik hai..thik hai..hum samajh gaya...hum toh bas yu hi le rahe the aapki...
Aage bataayiye....kaa punishment kiya aapko aapke pati?
Aur aap bhi kamaal ho..khud hi punis ke liye tayaar ho gayi..khud punis karne ke liye bol rahi hai?
Bhabhi - Ohhh..its bedroom stuff..Aap chod do...
Ekdum bina mooh khole bhabhi boli.
Kalu- Kaa? Kaahe kaa tuff?
Bhabhi- Maine kaha chod de use...aap ye sune ki punishment kya thi...
Kalu- Haa..ha..bataaye...
Kalu exited hokar poochne laga.
Bhabhi- wo darsal...
Tabhi bhabhi wahi ruk gayi..kuch yaad karke bhayankar sharm se naha gayi. Fir apna sa mooh chupaate reh gayi...
Kalu- Kaa huaa? Are ruk kyu gaye? Bahot bada panisment diya kya? Bataaye?
Bhabhi- Ishhh.....Nahi bataungi...
Kalu- Kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- Wo muzhe badi sharam aa rahi hai..yaha se aage ek Pati - Patni ki niji baate hai..Mai nahi bataungi....
Kalu- Ye kaa baat hui bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Are samjhiye naa..muzhe badi sharm aa rahi hai...Mai nahi bata sakti.
Kalu- Are kaahe ki sharam. Yaha koi dusara thodi naa hai? Muzhse kya sharmana ab?
Bhabhi- Jo bhi ho...Mai nahi bataungi....
Kalu- Are bhabhi aap samajhne ki kosis kare..Aise bich me lakar khadi kar di aapne. Hamka kaisan chain aayega ab. Ab toh batana padega aapko.
Bhabhi - Aji lekin aap samjhe naa...muzhse nahi ho paayega. muzhe badi sharam aa rahi hai...
Kalu- Are aisan sharma gayi toh bhains kaise ban paaogi? Ab bataa hi do.....
Bhabhi- Ufff...kya batau aapko..haayee..ishhh...
Kalu- Aapke pati ne kaa panis kiya wo bata diyo.. chaahe ankhe band kar ke batado, chaahe piche ghum jaao, par batado...humri kasam hai aapko. Chaahe toh Ek bhains ke malik ki agya samajh kar kara do..warna Sala hum toh jee hi nahi payenge....
Issbaar bhabhi sanse rok kar bol hi gayi...
Bhabhi- Ishhh....unki punishment..ufff....mere pati bhi naa....
Kalu- Aisan kaa kiya???
Bhabhi- Aap nahi manoge naa?
Kalu- Sune bagar nahi..bhabhi jii..aapse binati hai. Plisss...plizzzz... kaisan bhi.
Bhabhi- Ufff...toh sune....unhone ghusse me ek hi zhatke me sone di gudiya ko gudiya bana diya...
Kalu- Matbal?
Bhabhi- auff..samjh jaayiye naa?!!!!..
Kalu- Are kuch palle naa pada, toh kaisa samjhe?
Bhabhi- Haaayee...ufff...Matlab ki, ek hi zhatke me ab bacha huaa vastr bhi faad feka unhone.
Sharm se gulabi hote hue bhabhi bol padi.
Kalu- Ariiiii....sone ki chaddi. Ab samajh me aya...ihhh toh kamal ho gaya..ab aap poori nangi ho gayi.....wahhhh...
Fir bhabhi??..aage bataaye...kaa huaa?? Kaa huaa?
Kalu jal bin machali ki tarah tadapne laga tha..
Uski ye halat dekh bhabhi ko hasi aa rahi thi..
Bhabhi- Aur fir.....
Kalu- Aur fir??
Bhabhi- Aur fir agale hi pal....
Kalu- Aur fir agale hi pal???????
Bhabhi- Apani chutki se...
Kalu- Haa..haa..chutki se????
Bhabhi- Ufff....
Kalu- Hattt. Budbakkk..ye ufff hamra jaan lekar rahega...bataayee. jaldi.....
Desperate hokar kalu ki jaan nikal rahi thi...
Bhabhi- Ufff...Aap bass itna samajhlo...ki unhone bhains ki nakhel pakad li...
Badi hi lajaa ke sath ab tab karte bhabhi ne ye baat kahi thi.
Ye sunte hi kalu ke dil ko thandak beh gayi..wo unmaad se kisi sand ki tarah awaj nikalne laga...
Kalu- Aaaaahhhhhhh..hhhhgurrrrrr....
Kaa baat kar rahe ho????? Seedha aapki nakhel pakad li? Aaaaaahhhaaa....
Fir?
Pahale toh bhabhi sharmaate reh gayi. Wo upar nazhar hi nahi utha paa rahi thi...par ek aah bharkar wo aage boli..
Bhabhi- Haayee...unhone wo nakhel itni jor se khinch li, ki mai lap lap mar gayi..meri toh chinkh nikal gayi.
Bataayee jara itni najook chiz ko koi aise khinchta hai kya?
Kalu- Haa..naa.....
Kalu adha hosh me tha, aur adha khayalo me. Khayalo me toh wo khud pati bana huaa tha. Wo hi ye sab kar raha tha.
Bhabhi- Mai dard se karhaati rahi..tabhi wo bole" Ab bol karegi mera nuksaan?
Itna bolkar unhone aur jor se khincha...
Uffff....Hayeeee....muzhe pata Mai kaise seh rahi thi...
Kalu- Fir?
Bhabhi- Jab bhi wo aisa karte hai toh muzhe unke hont chumkar unka ghussa kum karna padata tha..toh maine thik waisa hi kiya..Maine unke hont chumana shuru kiye aur unke samne gidgidaane lagi.
Ye bolte wakt bhabhi ne apne hont par jeebh ghuma li thi aur ek randi wali ada dikhaayi thi.
Iss ada se hi kalu samajh gaya tha ki ab unn dono me chummachati shuru ho gayi thi....
Kalu- Aage?
Bhabhi- Aage kya? Mere gidgidaane se wo thodi manane wale the? Jabtak unka pet nahi bharta wo nahi rukne Wale the.
Haayee..agale 7 minutes tak unhone mere hont hi nahi chode...Upar chusna, kaatna, toh niche waha khinchna, pichkana...
Mai tadapati, lapakti unki saja lene lagi..aur karti bhi kya?
Kalu- Ufff.....
Bhabhi- Dekha? Ab aapki bhi uff nikal gayi naa? Ye saja thi hi aisi ...Ufff...
Kalu- Haa..sach me...
Bhabhi- Aur abhi toh ruke...unki saja toh bass shuru hi hui thi..haayeee mere karam!!!
Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahe ho?
Bhabhi- Haa..agle hi pal,
Unhone muzhe aur ache se baahome odhkar apne dono hath mere piche waha rakh diye.
Kalu- Waha kaha bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Aapko naa sab vistaar me chahiye..
Kalu- Haa..toh ache se batyenge tabhi toh aapka dard samajh aawega hame.
Bhabhi- Are..waha matlab...mere Bum par..
Kalu- Ohhhooo..achaa toh ab wo aapke kulhe sujaane wale the?
Bhabhi- Haa...ishhhh..aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Bum , kulhe ek hi toh hai naa?
Bhabhi- Haa. Haa..wahi...
Kalu- Haa..wahi toh keh rahe hai..ab toh aapki blle balle...ha. Haa.. ha..
Bhabhi- Balle balle? "Ohooo, Balle" unko rakhe jara side me..punishment apani jagah thi..aur koi baat apni jagah thi. Issbaar mai itna dar gayi ki, aisa laga ab mai bach nahi sakti..
Kalu- Kaa huua?
Bhabhi- Aisi position me mai unke upar baithi thi, aur unke hath mere bum par. Tabhi meri najar samne wale cupboard ke aine me chali gayi..wo dekh kar toh mera jee kamp utha.
Kalu- Kaahe?
Bhabhi - "Are kyu kya kyu? Meri bum pe toh Maine aapka naam likhwa liya tha naa? Bhool gaye kya? Ufff...wo waise hi tha. Mai toh ye bhool hi gayi thi."
"Haayeee....dayaaaa...
Waise hi apni piya ki bahome jaa baithi thi.
Achaa huaa mai unke upar unki god me baithi thi. Fir bhi aina toh hum dono ke samne hi tha. Agar jara saa mooh idhar kar ke aine me unhone dekha hota toh?????? Toh mera wahi kaam tamam. bada bhayankar anarth ho jata."
Kalu - Areee baap re....Oye teri....Sach gajab ka anarth hota...
Aur, pahale aapka kaam tamam tha, fir dusara number mera hota...ha..ha..ha..sasuraaaa...
Bhabhi- Mai kya karu aur kya nahi? isi soch me thi ki, tabhi
Unhone aapke naam par hi ek jor ka tamacha Jada diya...
Fattaakkkkkkk.....
Aunchhhhhh....
Pahale toh meri aunch nikal gayi, par apko sochkar meri toh sharm se hasi hi choot gayi...
Kalu- Reeeeee...sasura......tabhi mai sochu ki jaate wakat muzhe aisa kaahe laga ki, kisi ne thappad mara hai?
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...chup rahe.
Bhabhi uske iss majak par khilkhilakar hass padi.
Kalu- Ohhhhhh...."1 anaar, 2 bimaar" aur kimat 1500. Kon le jaawega? ..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Ishhh..aap bhi naa..
Bhabhi hass padi..
Kalu- Maa kasam...fir kya huaa?
Bhabhi- Unhone ne ab thappad ki line laga di. Ek ke baad ek..unki ye punishment uff...
Mai chikhte chillate hue khudko itna sharminda mehsoos kar rahi thi ki, kya batau?
Kalu- So toh hai. Ab biwi ki gand par kisi aur kaa naam aur usko pati sehla raha hai..toh sharam toh awegi hi..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Chii...aap naa? Fir se gandha shabd...
Kalu- Are wo chode..fir kya kiya aapne? Aap toh badi duwidha me fas gayi ho iss wakat. jaise hi wo aapka pichwada dekh lenge, samjh lo sara khel khatam.
Bhabhi- Yahi toh....kya karu kuch samajh naa aa raha tha?..Mai ab kisi bhi halat me unko muzse door nahi kar sakti thi.
Haayee...
Kalu- Haa..ye sahi kaha...bilkul...
Bhabhi- fir kya..muzhe khud hokar unko mere upar lana pada aur khud unke neeche jaana pada.
Kalu- Wahhh...Haa ye badhiya kiya aapne...aur ?
Bhabhi- aur kya aur? Fir apne badan ko unse tudwana pada.
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..'tudwana pada'..ye bada sahi shabd ka upyog kiya aapne...
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Unhe isi position me bharpur maja dena tha. Unko jaisa masalna hai, masalne dena tha. Jaisa khana hai, khaane dena tha. Jo gehraai napani thi, bina badan sikude naapne dena tha...toh ye khudko kasaai ke hatho tudwana hi huaa naa? ..Ufff....
Haayee...waha Ufff tak nahi karni thi.
Chaahe jo ho jata, unke samne meri peeth aane nahi de sakti thi.
Kalu- Sach me aapko toh unhone tod hi diya hoga..ab aisa tofa khud hokar chal ke aaya hai, toh....?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Aapko andaza bhi nahi muzhe kiss had tak jakar khudko unke hawale soump dena tha.
Bhabhi apna paseena pochte hue bataane lagi thi. Tabhi wo fir se bol padi.
Bhabhi- Haa..isme ek ne badi madad ki meri..
Kalu- Kon ne?
Issbaar bhabhi sharmte hue Komal awaj me boli.
Bhabhi- Aapne jo tayaar kar ke rakhe the!...
Ishhhh....unka mooh lagate hi fataak se doodh nikalne laga...ek toh unko mera doodh bada priy. Har subah bharpet pii lete hai...aapki wajah se jaldi aya warna pata nahi aur kitna tudwana padata? Jaise hi doodh mooh laga, wo usime doodb gaye aur meri nakhel chod di.
Kalu- Wahhh..aur kyu naa ho priy..ekdum sabse khass doodh hai ye. Koi bhi pagal ho jaawe. Mai bhi hota toh yahi karta. Aur aapke pati toh licence leke baithe hai. Toh bharpet toh har roj pite honge.
Bhabhi- Shhuuu...chup baithe ab.
Kalu- Chalo, ye doodhwala kum se kum iss kaam toh aya. Fir kaa?
Bhabhi- Fir kya? Aapko badi padi hai aage janane ki? Fir kya? Fir kya? Laga rakha hai?
Kalu- Kal se mai aa sakta hu? ki nahi? ye isspar tay hoga bhabhi jee. Toh ye mamala bada najook hai. Toh akhir tak jaldi bata dijiye..bole aage kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- Aage? Asli musibat toh yaha se shuru hui....ufff...
To be continued...
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