Adultery Sanskari Lilly - Vitamin Bhabhi !

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Episode 2.4 - "Doodhwala aur Souda" - Part 1

Pichle episode 2.2 me hamne dekha, ki 25k rakkam se bhabhi ghussa ho gayi aur souda todkar chali gayi thi. 



Next Day :

Agle din phir doodhwala bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya. 

Aaj awaj lagaate hi bhabhi ne darwaja khola. Jaise wo usika itnzar kar rahi thi.

Kalu- Are wahhh..aaj aap jaldi jaldi uthi kya? Gudu marning....
Bhabhi- Hummm...Good morning...

Kalu- Ihh lijiye...
Bhabhi- kya hai?
Kalu- Are kal aapne hi toh bola tha.

Usne jeb se ek lollipop nikalkar bhabhi ke hath me rakha tha.

Bhabhi ne fir doodh ka bartan niche rakhte hue lollipop kholne lagi.
Tabhi wo ruk gayi. Fir wo lollipop wapas loutane lagi.
Bhabhi- Ye lo, nahi chahiye. 
Kalu- Kaa huaa? Yewala falavar pasand nahi hai kya?

Bhabhi- No, ye lijiye aapka lollipop. Aapne toh kal meri insult kara di. 
Kalu- kaa? Ye kya keh rahi hai? Hamne kya kiya?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Aap doodh daale..
Naak foolakar bhabhi ne hunn.. kar di.

Kalu doodh dalne laga..
Kalu- "Achaa..Kal ki khariddaari...ab wo toh bazaar bhaav ka hisaab tha bhabhi...Hota hai..
Ab aap hi soude me nahi toh jabardasti thodi karni hai?.....Waise ye aap lollipop le..."

Bhabhi ne lollipop toh liya, par mooh banakar naak chadhaya.

Bhabhi- Haa..hota hai...Kanch ke showroom me rakhi bejaan gudiya banaakar chand kagaj ke tukde me kharidne nikale the aap. Mano usme koi jaan hi nahi hai. Aap kyaa jaane jindaadili? Hunn...

Kalu- Aapki baat bilkul sahi hai meri bhains. Par....

Fir idhar udhar dekhkar kalu fir se dhime se bola.
Kalu- Hamra matlab hai bhabhi...

Bhabhi ne naak chadhakar fir se usko ignore kiya.
Maano aaj use koi fark nahi padata.

Wo bhabhi ko dekhkar hasne laga.
Kalu- Par, ye bhainson ka bazaar hai bhabhi,
Inn kale dhan par hi toh, hum doodhwala jinda hai. Toh teekhi nazar se mol - bhav bada jaroori hai. Aapke liye ye chand kagaj ke tukde honge. Par hamre liye bada mahatwpurn hai ek acha souda, samjhe jee?

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. bada souda aya hai.
Hame bhi thoda bahot bazaar ata hai.
Wo kahate hai naa " Sasta roye baar baar, aur mehenga roye ek baar". 
Aise hi hota hai, Saste ke chakkar me asali maal hath se gawa baithe aap toh? Ab pachataayiye...

Kalu- Haa..ab pachtana toh padega. Achi bhains thi toh sahi. Par.......hamra bhi majboori hai. Akhir 'Chamak - Dhamak'se pet nahi bharta bhabhi. Hame akal se hi kaam lena padata hai.

Bhabhi- Aap rahane do. Aapse nahi hoga.
Fir se naak chadhakar bhabhi ne naraji jataayi.

Iske baad agale kuch pal waha koi nahi bola.

Bhabhi ne dant chabate hue thoda intzaar kiya. Fir uss se raha nahi gaya.



Bhabhi- Are? Aap toh chup hi baithe ho? Ek number ke ghatiya insaan hai aap.
Kalu- aji? Hamne kaa kiya ab? 

Pachtaave ki mudra banaate hue bhabhi bol padi

Bhabhi - Are? Hame laga Kuch discount ki baat karoge? Fir se gidgidaane lagoge...par...
Kalu- Konsa discount?

Bhabhi- "Ufff...Lilly tu ghusse ko control kar apne.
Ufff.... ufff..ufff".
Bhabhi ne yoga wali sanse apne fefdo me bhar li aur apne ghusse ko shant kiya.

Bhabhi- ufff...thik hai..tihk hai....Mai ache se puchti hu..."Achaa..batao...fir kya socha hai?."
Doodhwala- kiss baat ka?

Issbaar Bhabhi chid gyi aur ghusse se chilla padi. 
Bhabhi- Are kal ke soude kaa! Mai Kal ke soude ke baare me baat kar rahi hu! Ufff...aap bhi naa!.....akhri mouka de rhi hu iss bhains ko paane kaa..baad me rona nahi.

Kalu- "Wahh..kaa baat hai....aap fir se boli lagana chahte hai? Hame laga hum toh mouka kabka gawa baithe!
Waahhh re sasura...."


Bhabhi ne apne ghusse ko chupate hue bola

Bhabhi- Aisa bilkul naa sochna, ki mai ye naa bikne ki dar se bol rahi hu? yaa fir wo 'wapas ghar le jana aur Shakun- upshakun' wali baat se. 
Balki...ufff..
Darsal mai raat bhar soyi nahi...bhala aisi bhains ko kaise koi hath se jaane dega? Aur toh aur aaj bhi kuch nahi bol rahe? This is insult for me. Mai agar bikne utaru, aur naa biku? That's impossible. Aap samajhte kya ho khudko?

Kalu- Jee, bhabhi? Wo toh mai..

Bhabhi- "Ab mera ego hurt huaa hai. Aapne meri ghamand ko thes pahuncha di hai. Ab ye mere 'pride' ka sawal ban gaya hai. 
Nahi..nahi..Ye kadapi manzoor nahi muzhe!..Harna muzhe pasand nahi ye aap janate ho.."

Bhabhi ke andar kaa ghussa, jalan ek sath dono bahar aa gayi. 

Fir ek lambi sans lekar kuch tay karte hue wo boli.

Bhabhi- Toh chalo jo hai, so hai..
Wo kahate hai naa bhains ke aage bin bajana. Mera bhi ek usool hai. Jaan jaaye par shaan naa jaaye. Mai tayaar hu 25k me.

Bhabhi itna bol padi fir khudse hi ek baat boli
Bhabhi- "Uff..Lilly..yakin nahi hota tu ye karne jaa rahi hai."

Ise kehte hai tajurwa.
Kalu ka paintra kaam kar gaya tha.

Doodhwala- Wahhh...ye hui na baat...ab aap souda karna sikh gyi..

Wo pakka soudebaaz tha.

Doodhwala- Par bhabhi, darasal baat ye hai ki..

" Agahan me musvo ke 7 joru, sukhe me ek bhi naa seh paave."

Bhabhi- What? Matlab?

Kalu- Matlab ki, Agahan me dhaan katane ke karan itna anaaj hota hai ki chuha 7 biwiya rakh leta hai.
Par sukhe me 1 biwi bhi mushkil hota hai palana.

Bhabhi- Matlab?

Kalu- Mera matlab ki,
" Mere tabele me abhi jagah nahi hai aur ek bhains ke liye. Marammd karwani padegi. Upar se aise nasl ki bhains ko thoda achaa jagah hona chahiye, makhmali, saaf suthra. Aur alag pani, khana sab. Ye sab intajaam karna hai toh 10 hajar se 15k ka kharcha hai. Ab mai soch rha tha ki ye souda 10k me hi lu, nahi toh mai ghaate me rahunga. 

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka chehara dekhne layak ho gaya tha.

Tabhi kalu ne apni baat poori rakhi.

Kalu- 
Aur darsal baat ye hai ki....aur aap toh gaabhin bhi nahi ho. Toh doodh ke bahaar ko time lagega abhi. Pahle toh saand ke pass le jaakar gaabhin banana padega. Wo alag kharcha! Fir 9 mahina tak intzar karo. Tab kahi jakar doodh nasib hoga. Tab tak khila - pilake khali palna padega.
Toh motha mothi agar dekha jaaye toh, aapko kharidke ache fayde toh turant nahi dikh rahe humko."

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka sabr chuta.
Wo ghusse se lal peela ho gyi.
Usne toh apna sar hi pakad liya.
Use yakin nahi ho rha tha, ki kalu ye baate kar rha hai. 
Bhabhi- What? Aap pagal ho gaye ho?

Kalu- Bhabhi, ye doodh ka dhanda hai, yaha sab dekhna padata hai.
Wo kahawat toh suni hogi aapne " agr sochi, Sada Sukhi." 
Aur aapko pata nahi hai saand ko kitna paisa lagta hai? Ek baar chadh jaaye toh 1000 ka note nikal ke dena padta hai. Ab pata nahi kitni baar le jaana padega saand ke pass? Aapne chut dekhne bhi nahi diya. Usi se pata chalta hai gaabhin reh bhi sakti hai yaa nahi.

Uske mooh se chut sunkar bhabhi sharm hayaa se murjha gayi.

Bhabhi- Chii....Aapko kuch tameej hi nahi. Ek aurat ke samne kaise baat karte hai aap?

Kalu- Are bhabhi , hum doodhwala chut ko chut hi bolta hai..ye vagina- nagina humko nahi aata.

Bhabhi- Ufff..Khair chode use...Mai bhi kise samjha rahi hu. 

Chut se jyada Saand wali baat ne bhabhi ke andar aisi taar ched di thi ki wo najare chupaati reh gayi. 

Bhabhi- I don't believe this.

Kalu- Jee? Jaane dijiye...Waise lagata hai bhabhi aapko apna Imaan wapas le jana padega. Aapka ghussa dekh ke muzhe nahi lagata....@@#####. ye kudarat kaa tarika hai, Kabhi kabhi haar manani padati hai. 
Kalu ne tont marte hue apni baat waha tak hi rok di..

Fir ab niche dekh kar doodh dalne ka kaam karne laga.
Yaha upar bhabhi ghusse se tilmila gayi thi. 
 kisi angaar ki tarah sulag uthi thi.

Bhabhi- Toh...Aap muzhe 10k me kharidna chahte ho? 

Kalu- Jee, bass maine apni khasta bata di.

Bhabhi- 50k se seedha 10k?
Bhabhi ghuse se bhari hasi kar ke bolne lagi.

Kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya. Bass niche dekhkar doodh dalne laga.

Bhabhi- Ufff...ek baat toh man gayi, ek number ke pakke soudebaaz ho. 

Kalu doodh dalta rha. 

Bhabhi- Aur 1 number ke shatir bhi.

Bhabhi hath ki mutthi bajakar boli

Ab bhi usne upar nahi dekha. Wo bhabhi ko full ignore maar raha tha. Waha upar bhabhi ka krodh tandav chal raha tha.
Thodi der apne hath pair patakti rahi.

Bhabhi- Haayeee..dayyaaa...ufff....

Fir ab bhabhi ne thoda kuch socha.
Aur badi lambi sans bharkar boli

Bhabhi - "Par mai bhi kabhi haar nahi manati. Chaahe kuch bhi ho.
Chalo mai bhi dekhti hu aapko kaha tak sharam nahi ati? Bechnewale ke sath kharidnewale ka bhi toh Iman hona chahiye. Mai bhi dekhti hu aapko kab tak sharm nahi aati. Akhir mai bhi kachi khiladi nahi, balki adi hu bikne ke liye."

Issbaar kalu ne doodh rok kar badi ankhe kar ke upar bhabhi ko dekha.
Bhabhi ki ankho me ghussa aur patan dono saaf saaf dikh rahe the.

Apni ek ungali apne pallu me fasakar badi asahaj bhaav me bhabhi khudse boli thi.
Bhabhi- "Ohhh..ummm...ufff...muzhe yakin nahi ho rha mai yeh karne jaa rhi hu..."


Fir tabhi, ek dard bhari awaj me wo bol padi

Bhabhi- Chalo 10 toh 10...

Kalu ke hath se doodh ka bartan hi patak gaya.
Wo bhabhi ko adbhut nazar se dekhne laga.


Kalu khushi se zoom kar bola.
Kalu- Wah...Wahh...Wahh...Ahhh bhabhi, ye huaa na souda...Wahhh...kya kehne...

Idhar Bhabhi apne patan ko pachaa hi rahi thi ki,
Tabhi kalu bola 
Kalu- par...

Bhabhi- Ab kya?
Doodhwala- 10k me souda manjoor hai hamka, Par ek dikkat hai. 

Bhabhi- Ab konsi dikkat?
Bhabhi ne ankhe unchi karke pucha.

Kalu- Mere pass ab pure paise nahi hai...Mai bass peshgi hi de sakat hu abhi....

Bhabhi- Peshgi?
Kalu- Are...Aagodi.....matlab Agrim rakkam...
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Ari sasura...aapke angreji me kaa kahat hai wo...Advasn......
Bhabhi- Advance....
Kalu- Haa..advance.....

Advance sunte hi Bhabhi ka antim ghussa tootne wala hi tha, par usne khudpar control karte hue pucha. 
Bhabhi- Aur baaki?

Kalu- " Wo, thode thode deta jaunga. Ab bhains toh apni hi hai. Baccha paida hone tak 9 mahine me toh chuka hi dunga. Dhire...dhire.."
Thoda dar dar ke hi ye baat kahi thi usne.


Issbaar lekin bhabhi apna ghussa pacha naa paayi. Ye bhabhi ke control ke bahar tha.


Bhabhi- kya? Kya kaha aapne? Ye lo, muzhe laga hi tha. Girah me koudi nahi, aur karne chale bazaar ki sair. Ohhh..Lilly.... tu toh fokat ka time waste kar rahi thi.
Bhabhi ghusee se bol padi.

Kalu- "Karje me dooba huaa hu..bhabhi ji....Isliye thodi paise ki tangi hai..
Ab wo harami sawkaarrr...ab kaa baataye bhabhi jii? Karje me meri Tempo gaadi bhi utha le gaya wo. Pahale Kum se kum Tempo ka bhada se toh kuch nikalke ata tha. Ab toh sala hai ki ihh cycle pe boj bahata hu. Kaha se nikalunga aur kab pahchunga? Kuch kamai nahi ho paati..bass mehnat se piste jaao. Toh wakat toh lagega. Kum se kum 9 mahina toh lagega.
Ab jo hai wo hai..lekin achaa - khasa peshgi....hunnn..advance dega. Aapko manjoor hai toh boliye..warna..."

Bhabhi - Haaye.... ab kya karu inka? Kya hi samjhaau?

Bhabhi ghusse se apne sar par haath maarte hue bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- "Uff...Mai hi bewajah inke mooh lagi. Tumne khud apni kabr khodi hai Lilly. Ab agar rayta tune failaya hai, toh tu hi saaf karegi. "
Bhabhi apni Jeeb upar taalu se lagakar chu..chu..awaj karte khud se bol padi.

Fir ab firse ek baar bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf ghusse se dekha.
Aur ab chidh khaate hue boli.

Bhabhi- "Chalo..ok.... ok... ok. Lilly apne ghusse ko control kar..Good....Mai apne ghusee ko kabu karti hu..I can'tbelieve this......bolo Kitna advance doge?..

Doodhwala- Jee...waise toh 2 hajaar abhi hai hamre pass.....Lakin......

Bhabhi- "Hahhhhhh..ha..ha...Lilly sunaa? ....inke pass toh 2 hajaar hai! Aur haa, wo kya? Ha.. haa...wo bhi keh do..aur lekin kya?"

Kalu lajjit awastha me bol pada.

Kaku- Usme se 1 hajaar hi de paunga aaj.....
Bhabhi- Ahooo...ye lo?
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..bass 500 hi de paunga..

Bhabhi- wow...ab toh 500 bol rahe hai....kya baat hai?..ha..ha..ha...
Bhabhi majak udaate hue hasne lagi. 

Kalu niche mundi dalkar lajjit baitha raha.
Bhabhi- Aap bade hi majakiya ho...
Ha..ha..ha....

Kalu kuch naa bola....
Bhabhi- Haayee....boliye n? Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu ke niche dekhte rehne se bhabhi ko uska jawab mil gaya...

Ab bhabhi ghusse se toot padi -

Bhabhi- I can't believe this...kya ye sach me ho raha hai? Ufff.....
@##&&&&##
Tum Mera majak uda rahe ho naa?
@@####&&&**
Dekh kya rahe ho? Ab aisi baat karoge toh 'Tum' hi niklegi naa? Aur waise bhi Aap jaisi baate bhi honi chahiye. Yaha chindhi baate karoge, Aur kehte ho 'Aap' 'Tum' ki baat karo.

Kalu- Jaisa aap sahi samjhe. Hamre pass jo ho sakat hai utna hi bataya. Ab 2 hajaar hai, par Kharche bhi toh hai. Ye mahina gujara kaise hoga?  

Bhabhi ne uff karke ek hasi chodi.

Bhabhi- Toh tum chahate ho ki 500rs dekar muzhe 1 saal tak istmaal karoge?

Kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya.

Fir Kalu par taras khakar fir se boli
Bhabhi- Haa naa? Are bolo?

Kalu- Hamre pass advance utna hi hai.

Bhabhi- Haa.haa...aapka ye bada advance....

Bhabhi thoda wakat yaha waha chalne lagi..uska chehara aisa banata jaa raha tha, jaisi lal mirch chaba li ho.

Issbaar lekin bhabhi ke ghusse ko koi seema nahi rahi.
Apni tevari chadhate hue Ghruna se wo ab dant padi.

Bhabhi- "Bsss...ab..bss kare... majak bahot huaa. muzh se saha nahi jaa rha ab!  
Ufff...Apni nahi kum se kum samne wali toh koi aukaat dekh ke baat karo? Aapka koi jamir hai ki nahi? Kitna gir sakte ho aur?" @@@###&&#

"Uff..dekho inhe. Ek toh mai khud bikne market me utari hu. Aur sabse pahle tumhe mouka diya kharidne ka...aur ye anadi paisa paisa kar rha hai. "
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"Bahot kuch lootana padta hai logonko iss khajane ke liye..par yha toh kadar hi nahi hai! Aur kitna giro ge? andar se kuch feelings bhi nahi hai aapko. Mai bata ke rakhati hu, ki aap ek number ke battamiz, besharam, aur cheap adami ho."

Bhabhi ne fir se tevari chadha li.
Bhabhi- "Bass...Bahot huaa aapka..ye bolte wakt sharam bhi nahi aayi aapko. Chiiii" ...####@@@@&&&&###

Issbaar bhabhi ne poora ghussa nikal liya. Shuru se ant tak jo bhi huaa uski ginanti laga daali.


Kalu- Ab kaa kare. Aapko manjoor nahi toh nahi...

Kalu ki ye line sunkar toh bhabhi ki tevari aur upar chadh gayi. Wo chidchidhi hokar khudse hi hatha - paayi karne lagi. Use aisa lag raha tha jaise apna sar kahi le jaakar patak lu.

Uska chehara ghusse se lal bhi huaa rakha tha, aur sath me rotalu bhi.
Bhabhi ne khub dem- fet- let kar li.


Fir usi tevari me aage bol padi. Par issbaar ghusse ke sath uski ankho me ek alag chamak bhi thi.

Bhabhi- "Ohhh..ho...bass ho gaya. Chale, ab Mai tumhe offer deti hu...Mai bhi dekhti hu ki aapki besharmi me kitna dum hai?
Toh, Jra dhyaan se sun lena.
Maine bola jara dyaan se suno"

Bhabhi ka ghussa 180° ke paar chala gaya tha.
Issbaar Uski ankho me 'lajja ko raag ne nigal jaane ka safar' saaf saaf dikh pada. Wo yahi chamak thi jo upar baat kari thi. Mano badale ki aag me khudko bech hi dalegi.

Bhabhi- -" Yeh bhains, Assal jawani se bhari, 2 ltr doodh naap ke nikalna, aur mai bata du ki yeh toh bass shuruwat hai... "
"Aur aap jo keh rhe ho naa? nakhre? Toh mai bata du ki, Mai aapke ghar aapki bhains bankar jaaungi, naa ki aapki jaanu, ya fir kisi papa ki pari. Samjhe?
toh jo bhi aap bak rhe the naa ki, aisa hoga, waisa hoga."???###@@@
Toh dhyaan se sun le. Mai ek bhains hi bankar rahungi. Wo sabkuch karungi jo tumhari bhainse karti hai. "
"Upar se ise pahale se hi nakhel daali gayi hai control karne ke liye. Aur aapko ache se pata hai nakhel kaha daali hui hai?
Toh ye nakhel daali hui bhains ke liye sab kuch waisa hi hoga jaise tumhari baaki bhaison ke sath hota hai....samjhe kya?"

Kalu romanch se bhar gaya tha. Wo bass sun raha tha.
Bhabhi- Aur haa..Uss din bade puch rahe the naa ki ye kya hai? Kyu lagaai hai? Toh ye aisi waisi ring nahi hai.
Badi khas hai. Ye "Tungsten " metal hai..iss duniya ka sabse majboot Loha.
Samjhe?
Matlab iska ki, ye bass dikhane ke liye nahi lagaayi gayi hai sir...balki asal me istmal karne ke liye lagayi gaya hai. Bass itna jaan lo aap, kitna bhi khinch ke istmaal kar sakte ho...
Meri chinkhe nikal jaave, mai lap lap karti maru. Tab bhi...
Aur meri wo fat jayegi, aur mai haar maan lu...
Tab bhi...
Par....par..ye kambakhat ring na tutegi kabhi.
koi nakhare nahi, koi dikhawa nahi.

Ye kehte wakt bhabhi ki sanse phool gayi thi sharm se.
Tabhi kalu bola.
Kalu- Wo fat jayegi? Wo matlab?
Bhabhi- Ufff..haayeee kya karu inka? Inn sab dardbhari baato me aapko kya samajh aaya? Bass "Wo"? Hann?
Kalu- Hum "Wo" ka matlab samajh gaye..aap boliye...

Bhabhi- Ufff....Lilly...saare mard ek jaise hi hote hai...
Kalu- Are...aap kuch keh rahe the..

Bhabhi - Ha....Aur kya keh rahe the aap? Kharcha?
Toh mai ye bhi yaha clear kar deti hu ki,
unki tarah hi puri nangi rahungi toh koi kapde ke kharche nahi. 
Aur tabele me muzhe tumhare bhainson ke sath hi bandh dena. Toh alag se jagah banane ki jatoorat nahi, jsike itne kharche aapko sata rahe hai. Mai wahi gobar, mitthi, chaare ke sath hi reh lungi.
Kalu romanch se bhar gaya tha.

Bhabhi- "Aur khane ki baat aayi hai toh,
Ye bhi clear Kar deti hu..
Khaane ke liye ek bhains ko jo dete ho, wahi muzhe bhi de dena. Wo ghass khati hai toh mai bhi ghass hi khaungi. Wo bhusa khati hai toh mai bhi khaungi."
"Rahi Paani ki baat, toh batana chahati hu ki
pani bhi unke jaisa hi aur unhiki balti me se pila dena.....koi bisleri wisleri nahi chahiye.
infact, chahe toh ye bhains toh tumhara moot hi pi legi, par extra kharcha nahi lagaayegi. agar itna hi kharche ki padi hai toh."

Kalu ye akhri wali line sunte hi andar se kamp gaya. Use ek ajeeb saa feeling huaa.
Bhabhi ne sach me pareshan hokar ye kaha tha! Par uska ye andaaj Kalu ki jaan le gaya.

Kalu ye sab sunkar sunn pad gaya tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne fir se bolna shuru kiya. 

Bhabhi- Aur itna hi nahi..aur sun lijiye..
" Ye bhains apni jawani ki shikhar par hai, aur sehwas ke liye poori tayaar!!

Ye kehte wakt bhabhi ka ghussa khatam huaa tha aur uske andar laaj bhar gayi thi.

Bhabhi- " toh checking ki koi jaroorat nahi. Ek hi baar me saand ka kaam tamam hai."

Ye sunkar kalu itna boukhla gaya ki wo mooh se bol pada.
Kalu- Wahhh...yi hui naa baat....

Tabhi bhabhi boli- 
Bhabhi- Saand hi kyu? Yaha toh bhabhiyon ki khubiyaa bhi milegi. Aapko toh pata hi hai hum 3 hole wala mobile hai. Toh raat bhar charging bhar kar apna bister garam kariega....ha..ha..3 no hole khidmat me hai.
Ye kehte wakt bhabhi itna lajjit thi ki laakh koshish ke bawjood bhi wo hass hi di akhir.

Yaha bhabhi ki ye baate sunkar toh kalu ki khushiya uske kaale badan se chinkh padi.

Par tabhi wo reality me aa gaya. Wo turant jaan gaya ki usne konsa maal gawa diya hai. Ab jaakar use pachatava hone laga. Apne over confidence ki wajah se usne apne ki pair par kulhadi maar li thi.

Kalu man hi man khudko galiya dene laga - "chutiye, tum ek number ke chutiye ho. Kisne bola tha apni hoshiyaari dikhane ko? Haram ke pille 25 hajaar chodo akhir 10 hajaar me bhi maan gayi thi wo. Par ab iska ghussa dekh kar lagta hai lakh rupaye se kum naa legi.
 Jara dekho iss sone ko. Sona nahi sone ka Mahal hai. Tumhare 7 purkhe bhi lag jaate tab bhi aisa maal nahi milta. 
Tajurwa, kaahe ka tajurwa? Apni gand me daalo ab tajurwa. Bade hoshiyarchand banane jaa raha tha, budbak...."

Ab pachtawa kaahe , jab chidiya chubh gayi khet.

Use itna ufsos huaa ki abhi abhi khushi se chamakne wala uska mooh rotalu ban gaya.
 
Fir kuch sochkar usne ab gidgidaane ki sochi. Uske pass ab yahi ek rasta bacha huaa tha. Usne thaan li aur 10 hajaar wali baat par gidgidaane wala hi tha...... ki tabhi bhabhi ne uski soch me badha daali.

Bhabhi- Hello? Kaha kho gaye? 
Kalu- wahhh..aapki baato me kho gaya....Kaa baat keh diye ho aap toh....

Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe...bilkul chup...
Kalu chup chaap ho gaya.

Bhabhi- kyu? Ab bole? Aur kuch sunana chahte hai?
Bole?

Kalu- Wo.....
Bhabhi- Shu.....Aap chup rahiye...bilkul bhi...
Bhabhi ne fir se use dant lagaayi.

Kalu bichara confuse. Bolne bhi bol rahi hai, aur ghussa bhi kar rahi hai. 
Fir usne Naa me gardan hilana uchit samjha. 
Bhabhi- Haa. Ab aai akal thikane?

Issbaar Kalu ne Haa me gardan hilayi.

Fir akhirkaar Bhabhi boli 
Bhabhi- 
"Itna hi nahi, Abhi toh sabse khass baat sune."

Kalu ke kaan fir se khade ho gaye. 

Bhabhi- "koi 25k nahi, koi 10k nahi, aur koi 5k nahi..bass aur bass 1500 , aur ye sab aapka huaa."

Itna kehkar bhabhi ka ghussa ek ajeebh unmaad me naha gaya tha. Uska poora badan aisa lag raha tha ki, wo abhi abhi naha kar aayi hai. Uske ankho me laaj aur wahi chamak thi -
" patange ko khud jalne ki khumaari." 
"ego ke khatir bik jaane ki chamak. " 

Ye sunte hi kalu ke tote udd gaye.
Kuch pal ke liye wo toh behosh saa ho gaya. Use uske kaan par yakin hi nahi huaa...
Uff..
Kya bawal aurat thi.
Aapni Lilly khudka hi souda karne par utar aayi. Aur wo bhi koudi ke mol.

Idhar Kalu abhi bhi hosh me nahi tha, tabhi bhabhi bol padi. Issbaar ek asali randipana ki awaj me wo boli.

Bhabhi- abhi ke abhi deal. Abhi do yaa bhool jaao. 500 aapke kharche liye choot de di hai maine. Bass , haa bss 1500 de do aur kharid kr le jaao apni bhains ko. Haa..ha.. Mai bhi dekhti hu kitni sharm hai aap me. 
Ye meri taraf se new year offer samajho."

Itna kehkar bhabhi chup ho gayi. Badi badi sanse bharkar apne jajbaat par kaabu paane lagi. 
Fir nakchadhi awaj me boli
Bhabhi- "Warna futo yhase."

Uff...
Bhabhi ne ye kya kar dala tha?
Apne aapko 1500 me bech rahi thi.
Wahh..kya randipana hai uska.
Waha Kalu toh ye sunkar hakkabakka sunn pad gaya tha.

Krodh khatam hone ke baad apna sar pakadkar ab bhabhi pachtave ki bhaav me hath pitne lagi.

Wo khud se hi bolne lagi par unchi awaj me. Jo Kalu bhi sun sakta tha.

Bhabhi- 
Haayeee..ye maine kya kar dala? Lilly, Tumhare liye toh lakhon ki line lag jaayegi. Aur tu padi hai inn garib ke piche!
Hamari lene ke liye bahot kuch lootana padta hai logonko....aur yaha mai free me bik rhi hu...haayeee dayyaaa....." 

Fir Kalu ko dekhkar boli.
Bhabhi- "Ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai. Aapne mera ego dukhaya. Aur apne iman ke aage mai kharch ho gayi. Haayeee..."

Akhirkaar itna sab bolkar bhabhi ghusee se niche baith gyi. Apna ghusel chehara lekar lambi lambi sanso par kaabu rakhne ka prayas karne lagi..

Ohh..my..hod. 
Bhabhi ne ye kya kar dala tha?
Niche baithkar jab uska ghussa thoda shant huaa tha, tab use realize huaa ki usne upar kya kaand kara diya tha. 

bhabhi khud hairaan thi aur khudko puchne lagi- " Haayee..jajbaat me tu ye kya kya bol baithi hai?"

Wo sharm se chur chur toot gayi.
Bhabhi khud shock thi, toh jara socho Kalu ka kya haal hoga?
Haa..ab uska hosh wapas louta tha.
Use toh aisa laga maano ek hi soude me puri duniya jeet li.
Wo khushi se zhoom utha aur khudse bol pada.
" Dekha, sasura...ise kehte hai tajurwa. "

Harami kalu....issbaar turant bol pada.
Kalu- Bhabhi, kya sach me?
Bhabhi ne koi jawab nahi diya. Wo toh lambi aahe bhar rahi thi abhi bhi.

Wo agale hi pal aisi lalach me bol pada jaisi ye mouka wo hath se jaane nahi dega.

Wo turant bol pada.
Kalu- "Pakka jee pakka...abhi ke abhi..muzhe manjoor hai."

Fir bol pada- 
Kalu- "Mai aur pareshan nahi karunga aapko.
Thik hai bhabhi?...Fir ye souda pakka.."

Sharm se najare zhukaayye baithi bhabhi ko dekhkar usne fir se pucha- 
Kalu- Bhabhi ye souda pakka naa?

Bhabhi kuch nahi boli. Bass naak chadhakar "hunnn" kar di.

Wo khushi se nachane hi laga.
Kalu- Kamal ho gya...Mai toh malamal ho gya...tumhare jaisi bhains pakar mera tabela doodh madhur ho jaayega..wahhhh..kya din hai aaj ka hamri jindagi kaa? Bass ek baar aapke mooh se sunana chahat hai. Kehe dijiye naa.

Isspar bhabhi ghusse se chidchidhi ho gayi. Aur kuch patakte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Haa, bol toh diya naa?

Uff...
Ye sunte hi kalu hath upar kar ke jashn manane laga.
Wo khushi se zhumne laga tha. Uthkar pair jameen ko maarne laga. 

Par tabhi wo nachte nachte ruk gaya. Fir bhabhi se bola.

Kalu- Bhabhi ek baat hai..
Bhabhi ne kuch nahi bola..wo abhi bhi lambi lambi sanse bhar rahi thi..

Kalu- Dekhe, ghussa naa kare toh keh du. 
Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Darsal baat yu hai ki...matlab dar lagat hai ki kahi aap ghussa naa ho. 

Bhabhi- Are bologe?
Kalu- wo..baat yu hai ki...

Usne jeb se 500 ki note nikali. Aur bhabhi ke hath dete hue bola.
Kalu- Wo baat yu ki, yeh lijiye abhi ke liye. soude ki rasad. Bass binati hai ki Thodi mohalat chahiye. Ab aisa hai ki, Jeb me paisa toh naa leke ghumat hai koi? 

Bhabhi ne uske 500 rupaye nahi liye.

Bhabhi- Haa..thik hai. Sham tak poora de jaayiye aur apna souda kara lijiye.

Kalu- Wahhh..thik hai ji..thik hai ji..pakka.....Hum toh lekar hi awenge. Sasura kahi se bhi lekar aawenge.

Bhabhi- Haa..toh jayiye ab..

Kalu- Wu..aur ek baat thi..

Kalu darte darte keh pada.
Kalu- Matlab...soude ka koi parchi toh hona chahiye naa?

Hattt.. budbak....bewkoof Kalu...kar di naa nichi baat? Gayi bhains paani me. 

Ye sunte hi Bhabhi ne upar use dekha.
Bhabhi ki beras wo ankhe dekh kalu dar gaya.

Kalu- Matlab, bharosa toh hai...uski koi baat hi nahi..par ye souda hai naa!... 'souda matlab bhari thaali. pata nahi konsa kouwa kav kav kar jaaye.' Bass khabardari ke khatir. Bol raha hu.....


Ab bhi Bhabhi ka chehara bina reaction ka tha.
Ye neeras chehara dekh kar Kalu aur bhi dar gaya.

Kalu- "Yeh..aisa bazaar ka niyam hi hota hai bhabhi. Yaha har soude ke baad ye kiya jata hai. Ulta souda hone par jyada sambhalna padata hai.
Ha..ha..ha..
Wahi...ke koi kagaj, yaa likhawat, yaa fir kasam bhi chalega..kuch bhi chalega, par kuch toh hona chaiye. Bass apne sukun ke liye aisa hi kuch bhi."

Kalu ne dar dar ke apni bol di.

Bhabhi kuch pal waise hi dekhti rahi.
Wo andar hi andar apne ghusse ko control karne ki koshish karne lagi. Par akhirkaar kar aag- babula hokar kahar padi. 

Bhabhi- Aur kuch?

Usne ye 2 hi shabd bole the. Par wo dono shabd ghusse ki aag me jalte hue aaye the.
Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekh kalu ne turant Naa me gardan hilayi.

Aur kyu naa ho?
Uska ghussa jayaj bhi tha. 
Usne apne aapko ek toh bass 1500 me bech diya tha. 
Aur upar iss harami ko parchi chahiye thi.

Bhabhi ki ankho me aisa ghussa dikh raha tha, jaise lava nigal gayi hai.

Usne aise ghusse wali najar se kalu ko ek baar dekha aur wo uth khadi hui. Apne pallu ko ek zhatka dete hue wo mood gayi. Aur usi ghusse se andar jaane lagi.

Kalu ki jaan toh mooh me aa gayi. Wo turant rotalu chehara lekar bol pada.




Doodhwala- "Are nahi...nahi....
Ruk jaayiye..... koi nahi..koi nahi....Aap toh naraz ho gye...Rahne do. Koi kagaj nahi chahiye. mai bhi budbak naa? Hum samajh gya. Ye bhi kya baat hui? Aapne aisa souda diya hai, aur hum budbak kagaj mang raha. 
Sariii...sariii....ji...bahot bahot sariii...
Bass aap naraj naa ho...humka kuch nahi chahiye.."

Par bhabhi ne already decision le liya tha. Kalu ki iss gidgidaane se wo nahi ruki. Wo bina kuch bole andar jaane lagi.


Ye dekh Kalu ko toh bada dar gaya. Apne kiye par pachtawa khate hue wo apne aapko thappad barsane laga.
Kalu- Are bhabhi ji, iss budbak ko maaf kar dijiye...maaf kar dijiye...
Par koi fayda nahi tha. Bhabhi uski ankho ke samne se andar chali gayi thi.

Ye dekh wahi thappad ab jor se barsaane laga..
Uska toh jee bhar ke rone kaa man kiya...

 Kalu- "Sasura, dekha? Ye kaa kar diya? Saale gandu ko kagaj chahiye...tumhare paida hone ka koi kagaj hai kya tohre pass?
Han....???? Haram kaa naati, Poora beda gard kar ke rakh diya tum. Hath aayi machali ko chod diya..machali? lund ke fakir wo jalpari thi. Aur khud tumhare jaal me aayi thi. Wo bhi mitthi me mol. Ab naa raha souda aur naa raha saboot. saboot ab gand me daal le apne."
Itni lambi baat tak wo khudko thappad barsata raha. 
Usne saari bhadas nikaali.
Kand hi aisa kuch kiya tha usne.

Ab wo kya karta? 
Rota hua kuch 10min tak intzaar karta raha.
Andar bhi nahi jaa sakta tha, aur Bhabhi ko awaj bhi nahi de sakta tha.

Usko baar baar bhabhi ka wo beras chehara dikhaai pad raha tha. Bhabhi ki ankhon ka ghussa dekh ke wo kabka jaan gaya tha, "ki bhabhi toh hath se nikal gayi thi."

Usne aur kuch der intazaar kiya par waha kuch halchal nahi thi.
Bada bhari patthar dil uthakar ab wo mood gaya. Fir apna saman uthakar rotalu chehara liye jaane laga..
Kuch 2 kadam chalke wo fir se ruk gaya. Uss se chala nahi jaa raha tha. Fir 
mare hue halat me ek akhari saayyy bhar lekar ab wo chal pada. Wo aur 2-4 kadam chala hi tha ke Tabhi,
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Tabhi usne kisi ghanti ki awaj suni.
Tan...tan..
tan....tan..dan..
Tann...dannn..tannin...
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Usne yaha waha dekha par kuch nahi tha.
Fir usne apna doodh ka cane wahi rakha aur aangan chalkar gate ke pass aya. Usne andar bahar dekha, ki shayad kahi koi Bakri ho toh?

Par naa. Gate ke bahar bhi kuch naa tha.

Ab fir se wo apne cane ke pass aya. 
Tabhi e to awaj fir se sunaai di.

Tan...tan...tan...
Usne gour kiya toh pata chala ki ye awaj toh ghar ke andar se aa rhi hai.
aur wo awaj ab dheere dheere bhi tej ho rahi thi.
TAN....TANnnnnnn...tannin...
Wo awaj bahot hi choti ghanti ki thi. Par gunjdaar aur kampan bhari thi. Subah ki khamoshi me badi hi madhur baj rahi thi.
Use laga shayad bhabhi subah subah Pooja path karne lagi hai ab.
Ye sochkar wo fir se jaane laga.
Par wo awaj toh badhati hi jaa rahi thi.
Badhati awaj sunkar ab wo fir se ruk gaya aur fir bhabhi ki ghar ki aur mooda.
Baramde me chadhkar ab toh wo darwaje ke pass aa gaya. 
Issbaar usne darwaje ke andar zhank ke dekha.
Use kuch dikhaai nahi pada.
Fir usne apna ek pair andar rakha. 
Ab wo darwaje par khada hokar andar zhankne laga.
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Usne awaj ki taraf dekha...
Usne dekha aur jaise uske niche ki jamin khisak gayi. 
Oh..my..hod.

Uske pair latpataane lage. Mano bhookamp aya ho. 

Ufff...
Usne aisa kya dekha jo uski ye halat ho gayi?
Kya bhabhi ke ghar usne koi bhoot dekha?
Par subah subah konsa bhoot?
Toh? 

Uff...
Darsal usne bhoot woot nahi dekha tha, balki bhabhi ko hi dekha tha jo seedhiya utar rahi thi.
Par Bhabhi ko dekhte hi uski halat tight ho gayi thi. Use aisa laga jaise wo mar hi jayega.
wo thodi der wahi jam gaya. Mano wakt jaise wahi tham sa gya ho.

Uski ankhe fat ke bahar aa gayi thi, aur mooh khul gaya tha. Wo bahar aayi ankho se samne ka nazara bass dekhte hi reh gya.
Aisa usne kya dekha tha?
Usne koi bhoot nahi balki bhabhi ko hi dekha tha.
Par nangi.
Haa..haa..
Bilkul sahi suna aapne.
Nangi.
Oh..my..hod.
Bhabhi waha nangi kya kar rahi thi?
Wo bhi apne ghar ke Hall me?

The End.

Ab bhabhi apne sasural ke Hall me nangi kyu thi? Ye janate hai part 2 me.