Mummy ke maaze jo bane hamare sazaa

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Update 2
Woh syrup like mummy ghar aa gayi ghar aate hi papa ne aur mene mummy ko puchu ki syrup kaha se liye toh uno ne Bataya ki Payal ne diya hain thakan utarne ki dawa hain vese bhi main ab thak jati hu ghar ke kaam karne ne
Us din mummy ne voh syrup pee aur agle din mene mummy se pucha ki kese hain syrup toh boli syrup toh mast hain sab thakan utar deti hain
Ese hi 10-15 dib beet gayi mummy roj syrup peti aur uski tariiff karti mujhe baad me Pata chala ki yeh syrup me ek Esa liquid hain jise pee ne se tum daru ke nashe ki lat me aa jau tume mansik roop se voh chaiye hi
Aur fhir 1 din jab voh syrup Khatam lo gai toh mummy Payal aunty ke pass gai toh syrup mangvane toh mene bhi socha chalu chup ke se dekhu toh aunty syrup deti hain ki nai. Jab mummy aunty ke ghar me pouchi toh aunty hath me beer ke bottle leke beer pee rahi thi mummy yeh dek ke chowk gai par kuch boli nai bas aunty ko boli :-Payal ji mujhe Jara yeh syrup mangva do na
Payal aunty:-renuka ji yeh syrup toh abhi bandh ho gai hain yeh last bottle hain
Mummy:-toh ab Payal ji kuch nahi ho sakta ab toh iski adat lag gai hain vese iska kaam bhi mast hain sari thakan dur karta hain
Payal aunty:- ek rasta hain par tum karogi nahi
Mummy:- konsa rasta batau
Payal aunty:-dekho is syrup me bhi alcohol hain aur is beer me bhi alcohol hain to kyu na tum beer hi pee lo
Mummy:- hai yeh kya mein itne din se daru wali syrup pe rahi thi tum ne mujhe pehle kyu nahi bataya
Payal aunty:-isme kya huva daru toh sab syrup me aata hain thoda aur app ne hi bola ki sari thakan dur karta hain toh try Karo beer isme bhi aacha maza rahe ga
Mummy:-nahi mein yeh nahi kar sakti yeh galat cheize hain
Payal aunty:-kuch galat nahi hain aur kadvi dawa se aacha toh thoda daru hain
Mummy:-fhir bhi koi gadbad ho gai toh Kamlesh ya kisi ko Pata chal gaya toh
Payal aunty:-ese hain toh app roj Mere yaha aake thoda thoda lete rehna
Mummy:-Haan yeh thik hain do jaldi
Payal aunty:-sali kutti abhi bol rahi thi yeh galat hain aur ab bol rahi hain do jaldi
Mummy:-toh kya karu tune cheize hi  ese di ki kya kare
Payal aunty e glass me 1 sip jitne beer leke aayi aur mummy ko di aur mummy ne usko pee liya ek jatke me pee ke boli yeh toh kadvi hain
Payal aunty:-Haan toh chinnar yeh pehle thodi kadvi lagege par baad me maza aayega Payal aunty janbuj kar mummy ke samne Gali bol rahi thi taki mummy in sab ko sune aur sikhe
Aese hi roj mummy Payal aunty ke ghar jane lagi me unko pucho toh bole thakan utarne Vala juice peene ja rahi hu
Ek din hum 3no ko family dinner pe baaher jana tha toh papa jaldi aa Gaye aur mummy ko Payal aunty ke ghar se ajj time lag raha tha toh papa ne bola jaa mummy ko bola ke aa
Jab me Payal aunty ke ghar me poucha toh dek ta hu mummy ki aankhe Lal hui padi hain aur jab mene mummy ko bola ki chalo papa bula rahe hain toh unone bola Haan aati hu par unki baat me mujhe Halka Nasha laga tabhi Payal aunty ne kaha tu jaa mummy aati hain thodi deer me
Uske 20 minute baad mummy ai aankhe Kam lal thi aur baat me jo Nasha tha voh bhi gayab mujhe Janna tha ki aunty yaha esha toh kya piya mummy ne ki yeh sab ho gaya
Fhir mummy taiyar hokar ai aur hum jaldi se nikal kar reasturent pouch gaye ek baat mene dekhi udhar mummy baar baar washroom jaa rahi thi aur uncomfortable bethi thi hum jab ghar aaye toh mummy Sidha Payal aunty ke ghar gai me aur papa ghar ke Ander Gaye phir me chupke se aunty ke ghar ke andar dekha toh mummy aunty se keh rahi thi 
Meh yaha m for mummy and p for Payal aunty likhunga
M:- sali kutiya yeh mujhe tune kya Pila diya 5 se 6 baar washroom jana pad mujhe
P:-relax chinner yeh strong beer thi is liye isko pine ke baad washroom fast lagegi par tu bol maza aaya ki nai
M:-maza toh aaya par baar baar washroom jana ka dar aur kisi ko Pata na cha jaye us baat ka daar tha
P:-koi baat nahi yeh Saturday tu Mere ghar ruk jana tujhe aur bhi maza karvanu gi
M:-me baat kar ke bol ti hu aur eshi strong beer mangva de kabhi apne pee ne ke baad sath me Bahar jayege
P:-Haan mangva deti hu
M:-chal Randi milte hain esha karke mummy ne Payal aunty ke buum par maar ke nikal ne lagi tabhi Payal aunty bole tujhe toh me Saturday ko dikhavungi ki gand pe marna kisi kehte hain
Me in dono ke baate aur harkate dek ke chowk gaya tha Akhil Mere mummy kese peena aur ese sab kar rahi hain jo usko nahi pasand tha vahi kar rahi hain

Aakir kya hoga Saturday ko ???