Panchayat Bhawan ke baramde mein khade hokar Bhiku ne mahual ko sambhala. Master Raghuvir wahan se jane hi wale the, lekin unhe college ke fund ke kuch purane kagaj check karne the jo Panchayat office mein hi rakhe the.
Bhairavnath ki toh iccha thi ki Masterji turant chale jayein taki wo Siyali ke sath "akele" mein baat kar sake, lekin Bhiku ne dimag lagaya.
"Arey Masterji," Bhiku ne apni battisi dikhate huye kaha, "Aap kahe pareshan hotey hain? Aap andar baithiye, Up-Pradhan ji aapko wo purani files dikha denge. Aur Madam ji..."
Bhiku Siyali ki taraf muda aur apni gandi hansi ke sath bola, "Aaiye, hum aapki 'joining' karwa dete hain. Hum hi yahan ke sahayak hain, humara kaam hi hai Madam ki 'sewa' karna aur unhe 'fit' karna."
Siyali ko Bhiku ki baaton mein chupa double meaning samajh nahi aaya. Wo bas itna samjhi ki ye official formalities ki baat kar raha hai.
"Ji thik hai," Siyali ne kaha.
Bhiku ne kaha, "Bag yahin bench pe chhod dijiye, andar jagah kam hai. Pehle sign-wign kar lijiye, fir piche wala kamra dikha denge jahan aapko rehna hai."
Siyali ne apna bhari suitcase aur handbag wahin lakdi ki bench par rakh diya. Sab log andar office ki taraf mudne hi wale the ki achanak Siyali ruki.
"Arre haan!" Siyali ko yaad aaya. "Mera Joining Letter aur ID proof toh bag ki chain wali pocket mein hi reh gaya."
Wo bechari bholi ladki, bina soche samjhe wapas bench ki taraf mudi.
Bag bench par rakha tha, jo thoda neeche tha. Us zip ko kholne aur documents nikalne ke liye Siyali ko jhukna (bend) pada.
Aur yahin wo galti kar baithi jiska use andaaza bhi nahi tha.
Jaise hi Siyali aage ki taraf jhuki, uski loose salwar piche se tight ho gayi. Uski kamar ka curve gehra ho gaya aur uske bade, gol aur bhare huye nitambh (hips) hawa mein upar ki taraf uth gaye.
Kyunki Siyali ka badan gadraya hua aur bhara-pura tha, jhukne ki wajah se uski gaand (buttocks) ka aakaar ekdum spasht (clear) ho gaya. Salwar ka kapda uske nitambhon ki golayi mein fass gaya tha, jisse wo aur bhi bade aur matke jaise gol dikh rahe the.
Piche khade teeno mardon—Bhairavnath, Bhiku aur Master Raghuvir—ke liye ye nazara kisi high-voltage jhatke jaisa tha.
Bhiku ki aankhein phati ki phati reh gayi. Wo Siyali ke thik piche khada tha. Uski nazar sidhe Siyali ki tight hoti salwar aur uske ubhre huye pichwade par thi. Uski saansein atak gayi. Uske muh se anjane mein ek halki si siski nikal gayi— "Uffff... kya maal hai...!"
Bhiku ke muh mein paani aa gaya tha. Wo kalpna (imagine) karne laga ki kaisa lagega agar wo in gol-gol pahadon ko apne hathon se dabaye.
Bhairavnath toh jaise pathar ka ho gaya tha. Wo Up-Pradhan tha, usne gaon ki kai auraton ko dekha tha, lekin Siyali jesa kamsin aur bhara hua jism usne aajtak nahi dekha tha. Uski gandi nigahein Siyali ke piche ke hisse ko aise ghoor rahi thi jaise wo bina hath lagaye hi use mahsoos kar raha ho. Uski jeebh (tongue) uske hothon par phirne lagi.
Aur Master Raghuvir... wo ek shareef aadmi the, lekin wo bhi mard the. Unki nazar anayas (unintentionally) hi wahan chali gayi. Siyali ka wo appealing pose dekhkar ek pal ke liye unki bhi niyat डोल gayi, lekin unhone turant khud ko sambhala. Unhone dekha ki Bhiku aur Bhairavnath kaise darindo ki tarah Siyali ko ghoor rahe hain. Unhe gussa bhi aaya aur sharam bhi.
Tabhi Siyali ko apna document mil gaya.
"Mil gaya!" Siyali khushi se badbadayi.
Uske komal aur gulabi hothon par ek pyari si muskan (smile) aa gayi. Wo usi masumiyat ke sath palati (turned around).
Lekin palatte hi uski muskan gayab ho gayi.
Usne dekha ki teeno mard—Bhiku, Bhairavnath aur yahan tak ki Masterji bhi—usse ek ajib si nazar se dekh rahe the. Bhiku aur Bhairavnath ki aankhon mein wo bhookh thi jo chhipaye nahi chip rahi thi.
Siyali ka dil dhak-dhak karne laga. "Ye log... mujhe aise kyun dekh rahe hain?" Wo samjh nahi payi ki unhone abhi kya nazara dekha hai. Wo dar gayi aur usne jaldi se apne dupatta se khud ko cover kiya.
Mahaul ko awkward hota dekh Masterji ne jhut-mut ka khans kar baat badli. "Chaliye... der ho rahi hai."
Siyali ne sar jhuka liya aur tezi se office ke darwaze ki taraf badhi.
Office ka darwaza khula tha, lekin andar andhera aur dhool thi. Ye koi sarkari daftar kam aur koi purani, bhutiya haveli jyada lag raha tha. Deewaron par paan ki peek ke nishaan the, furniture par dhool ki moti parat thi aur kono mein makdi ke jaale (cobwebs) lage the. Saaf-safai ka namo-nishaan nahi tha.
Siyali darwaze ki dahleej (threshold) par ruki.
Wo ek nihayati sanskari ladki thi. Uske mata-pita ne use sikhaya tha ki Karm-bhumi (workplace) mandir ke saman hoti hai. Bhale hi ye jagah gandi thi, lekin ye uski pehli naukri thi, uski rozi-roti ki jagah.
Siyali ne badi shradha se apna right hand niche kiya, dahleej ki mitti ko chua, aur phir use apni aankhon aur mathe se lagaya.
"Hey Ishwar, meri raksha karna aur mujhe safalta dena," usne mann hi mann prathana ki aur phir apna right pair (kadam) andar rakha.
Piche khade Bhairavnath aur Bhiku ne ek dusre ko dekh kar kutil muskan pass ki. Siyali ise "Mandir" samajh kar pair rakh rahi thi, lekin unke liye ye unka Adda (Den) tha jahan aaj ek nayi aur sabse khubsurat gudiya aayi thi.
Bhiku ne dheere se Bhairavnath ke kaan mein fusfusaya, "Bhaiya... lagta hai ye chidiya bahut hi bholi hai. Ise toh hum ungliyon pe nachayenge."
Aur isi ke sath, Siyali ne Panchayat Bhawan—yani apne naye pinjre—mein pravesh kiya.
Bhairavnath ki toh iccha thi ki Masterji turant chale jayein taki wo Siyali ke sath "akele" mein baat kar sake, lekin Bhiku ne dimag lagaya.
"Arey Masterji," Bhiku ne apni battisi dikhate huye kaha, "Aap kahe pareshan hotey hain? Aap andar baithiye, Up-Pradhan ji aapko wo purani files dikha denge. Aur Madam ji..."
Bhiku Siyali ki taraf muda aur apni gandi hansi ke sath bola, "Aaiye, hum aapki 'joining' karwa dete hain. Hum hi yahan ke sahayak hain, humara kaam hi hai Madam ki 'sewa' karna aur unhe 'fit' karna."
Siyali ko Bhiku ki baaton mein chupa double meaning samajh nahi aaya. Wo bas itna samjhi ki ye official formalities ki baat kar raha hai.
"Ji thik hai," Siyali ne kaha.
Bhiku ne kaha, "Bag yahin bench pe chhod dijiye, andar jagah kam hai. Pehle sign-wign kar lijiye, fir piche wala kamra dikha denge jahan aapko rehna hai."
Siyali ne apna bhari suitcase aur handbag wahin lakdi ki bench par rakh diya. Sab log andar office ki taraf mudne hi wale the ki achanak Siyali ruki.
"Arre haan!" Siyali ko yaad aaya. "Mera Joining Letter aur ID proof toh bag ki chain wali pocket mein hi reh gaya."
Wo bechari bholi ladki, bina soche samjhe wapas bench ki taraf mudi.
Bag bench par rakha tha, jo thoda neeche tha. Us zip ko kholne aur documents nikalne ke liye Siyali ko jhukna (bend) pada.
Aur yahin wo galti kar baithi jiska use andaaza bhi nahi tha.
Jaise hi Siyali aage ki taraf jhuki, uski loose salwar piche se tight ho gayi. Uski kamar ka curve gehra ho gaya aur uske bade, gol aur bhare huye nitambh (hips) hawa mein upar ki taraf uth gaye.
Kyunki Siyali ka badan gadraya hua aur bhara-pura tha, jhukne ki wajah se uski gaand (buttocks) ka aakaar ekdum spasht (clear) ho gaya. Salwar ka kapda uske nitambhon ki golayi mein fass gaya tha, jisse wo aur bhi bade aur matke jaise gol dikh rahe the.
Piche khade teeno mardon—Bhairavnath, Bhiku aur Master Raghuvir—ke liye ye nazara kisi high-voltage jhatke jaisa tha.
Bhiku ki aankhein phati ki phati reh gayi. Wo Siyali ke thik piche khada tha. Uski nazar sidhe Siyali ki tight hoti salwar aur uske ubhre huye pichwade par thi. Uski saansein atak gayi. Uske muh se anjane mein ek halki si siski nikal gayi— "Uffff... kya maal hai...!"
Bhiku ke muh mein paani aa gaya tha. Wo kalpna (imagine) karne laga ki kaisa lagega agar wo in gol-gol pahadon ko apne hathon se dabaye.
Bhairavnath toh jaise pathar ka ho gaya tha. Wo Up-Pradhan tha, usne gaon ki kai auraton ko dekha tha, lekin Siyali jesa kamsin aur bhara hua jism usne aajtak nahi dekha tha. Uski gandi nigahein Siyali ke piche ke hisse ko aise ghoor rahi thi jaise wo bina hath lagaye hi use mahsoos kar raha ho. Uski jeebh (tongue) uske hothon par phirne lagi.
Aur Master Raghuvir... wo ek shareef aadmi the, lekin wo bhi mard the. Unki nazar anayas (unintentionally) hi wahan chali gayi. Siyali ka wo appealing pose dekhkar ek pal ke liye unki bhi niyat डोल gayi, lekin unhone turant khud ko sambhala. Unhone dekha ki Bhiku aur Bhairavnath kaise darindo ki tarah Siyali ko ghoor rahe hain. Unhe gussa bhi aaya aur sharam bhi.
Tabhi Siyali ko apna document mil gaya.
"Mil gaya!" Siyali khushi se badbadayi.
Uske komal aur gulabi hothon par ek pyari si muskan (smile) aa gayi. Wo usi masumiyat ke sath palati (turned around).
Lekin palatte hi uski muskan gayab ho gayi.
Usne dekha ki teeno mard—Bhiku, Bhairavnath aur yahan tak ki Masterji bhi—usse ek ajib si nazar se dekh rahe the. Bhiku aur Bhairavnath ki aankhon mein wo bhookh thi jo chhipaye nahi chip rahi thi.
Siyali ka dil dhak-dhak karne laga. "Ye log... mujhe aise kyun dekh rahe hain?" Wo samjh nahi payi ki unhone abhi kya nazara dekha hai. Wo dar gayi aur usne jaldi se apne dupatta se khud ko cover kiya.
Mahaul ko awkward hota dekh Masterji ne jhut-mut ka khans kar baat badli. "Chaliye... der ho rahi hai."
Siyali ne sar jhuka liya aur tezi se office ke darwaze ki taraf badhi.
Office ka darwaza khula tha, lekin andar andhera aur dhool thi. Ye koi sarkari daftar kam aur koi purani, bhutiya haveli jyada lag raha tha. Deewaron par paan ki peek ke nishaan the, furniture par dhool ki moti parat thi aur kono mein makdi ke jaale (cobwebs) lage the. Saaf-safai ka namo-nishaan nahi tha.
Siyali darwaze ki dahleej (threshold) par ruki.
Wo ek nihayati sanskari ladki thi. Uske mata-pita ne use sikhaya tha ki Karm-bhumi (workplace) mandir ke saman hoti hai. Bhale hi ye jagah gandi thi, lekin ye uski pehli naukri thi, uski rozi-roti ki jagah.
Siyali ne badi shradha se apna right hand niche kiya, dahleej ki mitti ko chua, aur phir use apni aankhon aur mathe se lagaya.
"Hey Ishwar, meri raksha karna aur mujhe safalta dena," usne mann hi mann prathana ki aur phir apna right pair (kadam) andar rakha.
Piche khade Bhairavnath aur Bhiku ne ek dusre ko dekh kar kutil muskan pass ki. Siyali ise "Mandir" samajh kar pair rakh rahi thi, lekin unke liye ye unka Adda (Den) tha jahan aaj ek nayi aur sabse khubsurat gudiya aayi thi.
Bhiku ne dheere se Bhairavnath ke kaan mein fusfusaya, "Bhaiya... lagta hai ye chidiya bahut hi bholi hai. Ise toh hum ungliyon pe nachayenge."
Aur isi ke sath, Siyali ne Panchayat Bhawan—yani apne naye pinjre—mein pravesh kiya.


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