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Agle din

Main: Chalo aaj bhi kamar par …….moov ki jagah tel laga do, uske baad main naha lunga.
Meena: Theek hai bhaiyya.
Main: Agar aapko bura na lage to main ye kurta nikal du
Meena: Aapki marzi

Maine jaanbhoojh kar kurta ke saath baniyan bhi nikal diya aur patre (stool) par baith gaya. Aur wo meri kamar par tel lagane lagi.

Main: Aapko bura to nahin lag raha?
Meena: Kaisa bura?
Main: Aap ek gair mard ke badan ko chhoo rahi ho
Meena: Ismein kya.. kaam to kaam hai
Main: thoda upar bhi karo..malish jaise thoda sakhti se karo
Meena: theek hai
Main: aap bura to nahin manogi
Meena: Nahin
Main: maalish kyon rok di….vo toh karti raho, aap maalish kar rahi ho yaa MOOV laga rahi ho……achchi tarah karo
Meena: kisi ko batana mat
Main: kisi ko nahin bataoonga, thode lambe lambe haath chalaao, thaki ho kya
Meena: nahin aisee baat nahin hai…..ab main kas ke karti hoon
Main : han ab theek hai, kandho par bhi kardo…han aise hi

Thodi der baad

Meena; oh….
Main: kya hua
Meena: Thoda thak gayi hoon
Main: chalo aaj ke liye kaafi hai. Tum haath dho lo, main naha leta hun

Naha kar tiyar hua to, ghar ka kam ho chuka tha. Meena ja rahi thi. Maine use roka aur 200 rupya de diye, wo bahut khush thi.

Main: aaj offlce ke late ho gaya hun, kal thoda jaldi aana.
Meena: Theek hai, bhaiyya

Agle din aisa hi chala, par us din maine kamar se kandhe, kandho se haath aur hatho se chhati par bhi maalish karwayi aur maine use 200/= rupees diye.

Aisa chalta raha aur Sunday aa gaya jab Shobha (my wife) bhi ghar par thi. Subah ghanti baji, main jan kar bhag kar gaya aur darwaja khola aur apna haath janbhooj kar uske munh par rakha. Pahli bar main use chhua tha, Uske honto ko apni ungli se band karte hue main use bataya ki aaj Shobha ghar par hi hai, kuchh maza nahin kar sakte. Wo thoda sa muskarayi par hairan thi mere behavior se kyonki maine achanak uske munh ko chhoo liya tha aur “maza” word ka istemaal kiya tha. Khair Sunday bhi nikal gaya.