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Lungiman : The Dark Lungi Rises

arjun93

Kumpiṭu(Namaste). Hamara asli naam toh Mohan Man Boobs Lal Swaminathan hai par woh naam mera amma diya ji. Bachpan se hi hamara man super hero baneka tha ji. Tabhi hum chote hote apne nAnna(father) ki lal chadi jab woh amma pe charhta toh pehan kar bhaag jata tha ji. Woh toh jab hum bada huwa toh pata chala ke real life main super hero koyi nahi hota ji. Toh humne soucha ke super hero na sahi chalo hero hi ban jate hain. Ab Telugu filmoun main toh itna bada bada star hai ji ke hamain kisne lena tha? Toh hum soucha ke Bollywood main itna chutiya bhara pada hai hum bhi udhar chala jata ji. Toh hum apna amma ko bola ke amma tera beta ab Bollywood ja ke hero banega. Amma boli beta toh chahe kahin bhi chala ja gandu ka gandu hi rahega. Hum amma ki baat ka bura nahi manata ji. Saari umar jis aurat pe hamara nAnna jaisa kala saandh charhega uska dimaag toh kharaab hi ho jayega ji. Hum amma ko wada kiya ke uska naam ek din roshan karega. Hum ache se bag main aAnna ke kam use huwe underwear daal kar, ek mast air conditioned black lungi aur upar shocking pink shirt pehan kar aur apne chehare ko ache se polish se chamka kar Mumbai aa gaya ji.

Kya chutiya city hai Mumbai? Na hamare South India jaisa kahin gandgi humian dekhne ko mila, na hamare jaisa kala kala log, na gutter pe beth kar koyi hug raha tha aur na hi jaga jaga South Indian foods ki smell thi. Aaiyo yeah kis chutiyape main hum phas gaya ji. Isse pehle ke hamara rang saaf hone lage hum dar ke film studio chala gaya ji. Wahaan hamare amma ka door ka boyfriend director ban gaya tha 5-6 hit Telugu films ke baad. Hum usko amma ke naye nude pictures de kar film main hum ko hero lene ka kaha. Woh bola jaisa tera shakal hai tere ko hum spot boy bhi na rakhe par chal ab toh apni amma ka photo diya toh tere ko film main ek important scene de deta hai. Film ke shuru main humko titles main hi goli maar di jati hai. Hum soucha ke ab toh is scene ke baad hum hero ban jayega par aesa nahi huwa ji. Din main 5 waqt ka dosa, idli, vada, aur upma khane ke liye humko sadak par boot polish karna para Mumbai ke logoun ka. Woh sab itne saaf the ke unko dekh kar humain apne South India ka mela mela log yaad aata tha ji. Hum apne muh pe brush maar maar kar boot polish karne laga aur hamare polish kiye boot pe itna shine aata tha ke hum Mumbai main world famous ho gaya ji.

Hum samjh gaya ke na toh hum super hero aur na hi Bollywood ka hero ban sakta hai. Jitna hum good looking hai humko modeling main jana parega. Yeh souch kar hum beauty contest main chala gaya ji. Baki sab ko prizes mile humain 2 din ki jail ho gayi. Jail main raat ko buhat thand hoti toh hum apni hi lungi raat ko sote main dhere dhere upar karta jata tha ji. Subha jail main chutiya log hamara mazaak uda uda kar humain neend se jaga deta jab hum neche se nanga leta hota tha. Woh bolte the ke "Tera ling itna kala hai ke isko toh bhi torch ki roshni main hi dhond sakta hai." Hum bola unko ke tumko kya hai ji? Tumhain kya pata ladies ko black beauty kitna pasand hai. Jao ja kar koyi porno dekho ji. Jahaan hamare jaisa kala log angreez madams ki leta hai ji. Humko bhi bas koyi gori madam dhond le bas phir hum bhi famous pornstar ban jayega.

Bas ab humain pata chal gaya ke hum paida hi pornstar banne ke liye tha. Wesse bhi hamara modda(dick) 3 inch ka tha. Itna bada modda hamara lungi main hawa lene ke liye toh nahi tha bas. Hum jail se chut kar red light district chala gaya ji pornstar banne. Humain ek director ne film main le liya. Hum nanga ho kar kamre main chala gaya ji aur soucha ab top ki English pornstars aayegi. Woh saala 6 lambe lambe modda(dick) wale bandoun ko hamare pas kamre main bheaj diya ji. Aaiyo poucho na aage kya kya woh hamare sath kiya ji. Hum wahaan se jab rote huwe wapis aaya toh samjh gaya ke hamara amma theak bolta tha ji. Hum gandu ka gandu hi rahega. Par amma se uska naam roshan karne ka waada bhi nibhana tha ji. Toh hum apni kholi main bulb par amma ka naam likh kar usko roshan kar ke so gaya ji.


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