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Casi Jaan Ada

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Aadaab, aaj main joh kahani aap ko suna rahi hoon woh mujh badnaseeb ki zindagi ki hai. Yeah kahani us zamane ki hai jab Mughloun ka raj tha Bharat par. Main kachi kali abhi puri tarha se khili bhi nahi thi ke mujhe ek haiwaan Hassan Ali ne aghwa kar ke pehle 2-3 mahine apni hawas ka nishana banaya aur phir Lucknow ke ek kothe par 150 ruppe main wahaan ki begum Salma Khan ke aage bech diya. Salma aapa toh mere liye 500 ruppe de rahi thi par woh darinda bola

Hassan Ali:"Rehne do 150 bhi buhat hain. Wesse bhi maal buhat ghisa huwa hai."

Wahaan shuru shuru main toh maine buhat royi, nakhre dikhaye, buhat sharmayi par waqt ke sath sath ghungru band kar ta thiya ta thiya nachne lagi aur jald hi mere se behtar mujra karne wali tawaif aur koyi nahi thi. Mera asli naam toh kuch aur tha par ab mujhe sab Casi bai ke naam se pukarne lage. Wahaan kothe par hi meri dosti mere peche tabla bajane wale se ho gayi. BV Mirza naam tha uska. Suna hai ke kissi zamane main woh bhi nawaab tha par choot lene ke shook ne uska yeah haal kar diya tha ke uska muh bhi choot jaisa nikal aaya tha aur aaj choot lene ke liye usse hum tawifoun ke peche tabla bajana par raha tha. Aur phir uske nawabi shook bhi toh nahi gaye the. Ab wahaan kothe par dosre tabla nawaaz uski gaand ka tabla baja kar uske nawabi shook pura karte the. Wesse toh woh peche se nawaab the par gandugiri ke sath bhadwagiri main bhi unhone PHD ki huyi thi. Par mujhe woh buhat khush rakhta tha. Kabhie mere liye gajre la kar toh kabhie tambaku wala special paan la kar deta tha aur mere husan ki jhoti tarifoon ke pul bandta rehta tha.

Aese main meri zindagi main ek ameer kadardaan ne apne mubarak kadam rakhe. Nawaab Hameshaa Sultan Lucknow ke buhat hi mashor aur nehayat hi ameer nawaab the. Bas phir kya tha? Woh mere thumkoun par daulat lutane lage aur main unke liye din raat mujra karne lagi. Wese toh dil ke bade bhale insaan the woh par pesse nichawad karne ke ilawa unke mujhe daad dene ke ajeeb hi tarike the. Kabhie mere chandan se badan par cigrete lagate the toh kabhie jalte koyloun par mujhse mujra karwate the. Par jaise ke meri aapa Salma ne mujhe sikhaya tha ke agar pesse theak hoon toh tawaif ko toh habshi bhi prince charming nazar aata hai. Meri ratain Nawaab sahaab ka bistar garam karne main katne lagi aur kyun ke un dino mujhe peth main gas buhat zyada huyi thi nawabi khane kha kha kar, is liye bistar bhi unka khoob garam hone laga. Din ko main apne kothe ki aaraam gaha main BV Mirza ke sath hoti thi. Woh kabhie meri tanagin dabata toh kabhie nawaab sahab se diye zakhmoun ko malham lagata. Nawaab sahaab se mujhe joh pesse aur zewaraat milte the un mainse thode buhat main ushe bhi de deti thi.

BV Mirza:"Casi jaan yeah aap ka pyaar hi hai jisne humain aaj zinda rakha huwa hai warna table wale toh meri le le kar mera marne wala haal kar dette hain."

Casi Jaan:"Ab rehne bhi do Mirza. Tumhari waja se hi toh hum is kothe par khush hain warna yahaan hamara dil nahi lagta ab."

Aur aese hamare din ek dosre ke pehlu main guzarne lage. Sab kuch sahi chal raha tha ke ek raat kayamat ka saama ban gaya kothe par. Main mujra karte huwe apni adayain Nawaab sahaab pe nichawad kar rahi thi jisse ek aur Nawaab MMS jelous hone lage. Nawaab MMS ke bare main log kehte the ke woh asli Nawaab nahi the balke Nawaab banne hi apne nawabi shook pure karwane ke liye the. Us raat woh sharaab ke nashe main kuch zyada hi behak gaye the.

Nawaab MMS:"Ae tawaif agar thumke Hameshaa Sultan ke aage hi lagane hain toh hum yahaan kya lene aaye hain? Chal saali humain bhi apne husan ke nazare dikha."

Nawaab Hameshaa:"Tumhari jurat kesse huyi Casi jaan se aese badtamezi karne ki ghustakh?"

Yeah keh kar ghuse ki halat main Nawaab sahab ne MMS ko goli maar di aur isse pehle security officer aa jaye woh wahaan se bhaag gaye. BV Mirza ne mujhe kaha ke "Casi Jaan MMS ke log aap ko bhi nahi chorenge. Behtar hai ke apne pesse aur zewaraat pakadain aur mere sath yahaan se forun bhaag jayain." Us waqt main itni dari huyi thi ke jaisa BV ne kaha wessa hi karna theak laga aur main jaldi se apne kamre se apne tamaam zewaraat, pesse aur kuch kapde ek bakse main daal kar BV Mirza ke sath wahaan se bhaag gayi. Hum dono train main sawaar ho kar Lucknow se door ke shehar main chale gaye aur wahaan ek chote se hotel main kamra le liya. Us raat main buhat sehmi huyi thi. Mera dar door karne ke liye BV Mirza ne saari raat meri khoob maari. 2-3 baar raat ko usse marwa kar mujhe sakoon ki neend aayi. Subha joh meri aankh khuli toh ek aur kyamat mere sar par toot gayi. BV Mirza wahaan se mera zaewaraat aur noutoun se bhara baksa utha kar bhaag gaya tha aur ek rukke par kuch likh kar uske sath sirf itne ruppe chor gaya tha ke main hotel ka karaya de paoun. Rukke par likha tha "In zewaraat aur pesoun ko main hamare pyaar ki nishani ke tor par le kar ja raha hoon. Alivida Casi Jaan."

Zindagi main bade kamine dekhe par BV Mirza se zyada ghatiya insaan nahi dekha maine. Saloun baad kissi se suna hai ke un pesoun se woh sabzioun ka buhat bada tajar ban gaya hai. Hotel ke pesse de kar main wahaan se nikal gayi. Samjh nahi aa raha tha ke ab is naye shehar main kahaan jaoun? Main masoom dari huyi halat main nazrain jhukaye galiyoun main chalne lagi ke shayad koyi purana kadardaan hi nazar aa jaye par upar wale ni bhi meri kismat lagta hai gadhe ke ling se likhi thi. Kuch aubash nujawano ka tula mere peche lag gaya aur meri matakti chaal par jumle bhi kasne laga. Main dar ke bhagne lagi toh woh kambakhat bhi mere peche lag gaye aur ek sunsaan gali main ja kar mujhe pakad liya. Maine dil main BV mirza ko khoob galiyaan di jiski waja se zindagi bhar ki kamayi bhi chali gayi aur ab 3-3 aese husan nawaaz bhi mil gaye jinhone meri choot ko bhusda banane ke baad ek dhela tak nahi dena tha. Aese main ek masiha wahaan aa gaya aur usne un lafangoun ko maar maar kar wahaan se bhaga diya. Unka shukriya karne ke baad jab meri nazarain unse mili toh pehli hi nazar main maine unhe apna dil de diya aur woh bhi meri muhabat main giriftaar ho gaye. Unka naam Xyster Singh tha. Woh mujhe apne ghar le aaye aur bole

Xyster:"Yeah ghar aap ki shaan ke mutabik toh nahi par mera yakin manyain ke jitna pyaar yahaan main aap ko donga utna pyaar aapse kissi ne nahi kiya hoga."

Unki baat sahi thi. Pehle toh woh ghar itna chota tha ke ghar kam aur kabotar ka pinjra zyada lagta tha aur dosra us ghar main din raat woh meri lete hi rehte the. Wesse toh sab sahi tha bas mujhe unki naukri buhat ajeeb lagti thi. Xyster ek circus main joker the. Woh wahaan muh pe rang laga ke aur kartab dekha kar ke logoun ko hansate the. Unki tankhuwa buhat kam thi aur badi muskil se hum dono ki daal roti chal rahi thi. Upar se us ghar ka mailk makaan bhi badi gandi nazar wala insaan tha jiska naam tha Rajesh Sardardi. Jab bhi Xyster circus par jata woh ghar par aa jata kissi na kissi bahane se aur mere sath tharak jharne lagta tha. Maine Xyster ko kitni baar kaha ke yahaan se chale jate hain par woh kehta tha ke itne thode pesoun main humain aur kahaan rehne ke liye thikana milega? Us mardood ki himat dhere dhere barhane lagi aur ek din Xyster jab kaam par gaya toh Rajesh ne zabardasti meri izzat luat li aur woh bhi aage peche se. Main dard se ro rahi thi aur woh zalim meri marte huwe bhi apni batoun se bhi meri izzat ki dhajiyaan uda raha tha aur ache se meri thukayi karne ke baad jate huwe bola.

Rajesh:"Chup kar saali. Main toh samjhta tha toh badi sati sawitri hai par jitna khula tera bhusada hai lagta hai pure Lucknow se chudwa kar aayi hai randi. Khabardar joh Xyster ko kuch bataya toh. Nahi toh tum dono ko utha kar ghar se bahir phenk donga."

Yeah bol kar woh toh wahaan se chala gaya aur main rone lagi. Ro main dard se toh nahi rahi thi kyun ke Rajesh se chuta ling toh maine aaj tak nahi dekha tha. Bas kissi bhi tawaif ko agar marwane ke baad pesse na milain toh uska dukh hi kuch aur hota hai. Main abhi aese hi mufat main marwane ka matam mana rahi thi ke us din jane kyun Xyster bhi jaldi ghar aa gaya. Usne joh meri halat dekhi toh sab samjh gaya aur mere lakh rokne ke bawajood bhi ja kar Rajesh se ladne laga. Upar wale ki qudrat dekho ke Rajesh ka bhi jitna chota ling tha, nikla woh utna hi bada pehalwaan. Usne Xyster ki dono tangain tood di aur hum dono ko ghar se nikaal diya. Ab toh yeah halat ho gayi thi ke nawaboun ki daulat par raaj karne wali sadkoun par kutoun ki tarha padi thi. Xyster toh rone laga

Xyster:"Ab hamara kya hoga Casi Jaan?"

Casi Jaan:"Rote kyun ho aap? Main hoon na. Bas ab jaise kahoun wesse karte jao aur dekhna kuch hi dinoun main hum yahaan se kahaan pohanch jayenge. Bas aapko baigairat hona padega."

Xyster:"Yeah kya keh rahi ho Casi Jaan. Maine apni saari zindagi badi izzat se joker ban kar guzaari hai."

Casi Jaan:"Kuch pane ke liye kuch khona hi parta hai. Tumhe apni izzat khoni paregi aur mujhe logoun ke bade bade lene parenge tabhi zindagi ki gadhi aage barhegi ab. Kya tum mere liye itna bhi nahi kar sakte?"

Xyster:"Aap ke liye toh main sab kuch kar sakta hoon Casi jaan. Ab main wohi karounga joh aap kahogi."

Bas phir kya tha. Humne ek nayi zindagi ka aaghaaz wahin sadkoun se hi kiya. Main ghungro band kar phirse nachne lagi aur Xyster mere peche tabla bajane laga. Kuch hi dinoun main mujhe naye kadardaan mil gaye aur ab hamara apna khotha hai. Maine jahaan se is safar ka aagaaz kiya tha aur jis zindagi se bhagi thi aaj wahain mujhe laut kar aana para hai. Shayad isse hi circle of life kehte hain. Chalain ab aap sab se ijazat chahati hoon ke jana parega. Mujre ka waqt ho gaya hai.

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