Xossip Ultimate Story Contest 2014

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Apne Toh Apne Hote Hain

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Mera naam Loudu Singh hai aur yeah meri dard bhari kahani hai jis main feelings hain, emotions hain, tragedy hai aur har kisam ka chutiyapa bhara para hai. Main Xossip pe apne favorite writer Incestinaar baba ki stories bade shook se parhta tha. Unki stories main hamesha logoun ke bhale ke liye buhat kuch likha hota tha jaise ke agar sex hi karna hai toh ghar se hi kissi ko pakad lo. Unka kehna tha ke isse saame bhi bachega, pesse bhi bachenge aur "Apne toh apne hote hain." Main pagla masoom Loudu Singh bhi Incestinaar baba ki batoun main aa gaya aur soucha ke wese toh koyi kaam wali bai bhi nahi deti toh kyun na ghar pe hi try maari jaye?

Aaiye main aap ko apni pyari behan ke bare main batata hoon. Woh meri twin hai aur shayad jab hum dono maa ki kookh main the tab hi meri kuch chezain galti se usse mil gayi aur uski kuch mujhe mil gayi. Jaise mere aaj man boobs hain aur uski mouchain hain jinhe woh bleach karti hai toh main souchta hoon ke "Behana ladkoun ko tumhari mouchoun ke rang se problem nahi balke mouchain hain hi kyun isse hai." Meri pyari behan ka naam Jalebi hai. Haan hamare baap ka sense of humor bhi ajeeb sa tha jisse hamari zindagi loude lag gayi. Main jab paida huwa toh mujhe dekh kar pita ji ne bola "Iski shakal loude jaisi hai" toh mera naam Loudu rakh diya aur behan meri chote hote terha chalti thi toh uska naam badal kar Jalebi rakh diya ke jalebi ki tarha terhi hai. 2 saal pehle pita ji ka dehant ho gaya. Dahi le kar aa rahe the hamare kutte Tommy ke sath aur truck ke neche aa kar woh aur Tommy aese mare jaise 2 badan ek jaan hoon aur dahi bhi sadak par hi lassi ban gayi. Jaise apne sense of humor se hamari jevan bhar gaand marte rahe wesse hi Upar wale ne bhi apne sense of humor se end pe unki kamal ki gaand maari thi.

Khair main kahaan fazool ki batoun main pad gaya. Pita ji ka is kahani se kuch lena dena nahi. Haan toh main ab batata hoon ke apne guru Incestinaar baba ki stories parh kar mere dimaag ki joh dahi huyi toh kesse maine apni pyari behana pe line maari? Huwa youn ke meri mata ki behan ka dehant ho gaya aur usse sath ke gaoun main kuch din ke liye jana para. Ab kya hai ke hum gariboun ke teen hi kaam hain is duniya main. Bache paida karna, cricket aur rishtedaroun ke marne par get together pe janna. Mere exams ho rahe the aur mera dehaan rakhne ke liye Jalebi ko mere pas meri maa chor gayi. Wese maa se yaad aaya ke incestinaar baba ne toh apni kahainyoun main logoun ko maa ki mamta enjoy karne ka bhi idea diya hai par meri mata koyi 60 saal ki hai. Ab unki age enjoy karwane ki nahi balke jald hi pita ji ke pass jane ki hai.

Haan toh phir mata ji toh apni behan ke dehant par chali gayi aur ghar par main aur Jalebi reh gaye. Sardiyoun ke din the aur gareeb hone ki waja se hamare pas bas ek razayi thi jis main hum dono aur mata ji sotte the. Gurbat ka yeah aalam tha ke raat ko koyi bhi teel laga kar so jata toh subha baki sab ko bhi teel laga hota tha. Us din Jalebi ne bade pyaar se mujhe khana paros kar khilaya. Mirchi kuch zyada hi thi hamesha ki tarha. Saali naam ki hi Jalebi thi warna ek dam thekha maal thi. Pita ji ne jeevan main agar koyi acha kaam kiya tha toh woh yeah tha ke jawani main kissi ka TV chura liya tha joh aaj bhi hamare ghar unki bahaduri ki yaad ban kar chal raha tha aur apne marne se pehle juwe main DVD player kahin se jeet kar le aaye the. Unke kaam itne pyaare the ke woh bhi DVD player lane ke baad jald hi Bhagwaan ko pyare ho kar is duniya se chal baase. Us din maine plan bana liya tha ke Jalebi ko chakhne ka isse acha mouka phir kabhie nahi milna. Main apne langotiye yaar Dariya Khan se kuch filmoun ki DVD's le aaya aur un main ek porno bhi thi.

Jab Jalebi ko maine bataya ke main filmain laya hoon toh khushi se usne mujhe jhaphi daal li. Mera dimaag usne Incetinaar baba ki tarha chal raha tha. Maine bhi zor se jhaphi daal li usse aur uske garam jism se chipakte hi mera ling saanp ki tarha jaag gaya. Neche se jaise hi Jalebi ko kuch garam garam sakhat si cheez mehsoos huyi toh woh dar ke peche hati. Maine dhoti bandi huyi thi aur dhoti main mera tent sa banna huwa tha. Mere tent ki aur dekh kar Jalebi ki aankhain khuli ki khuli reh gayi.

Jalebi:"Yeah kya hai?"

Lodu Singh:"Kuch nahi bas pas aaja razayi main film dekhte hain ab."

Woh thodi si darte huwe razayi main aa gayi. Maine film laga li aur bati bujha di. Sahi cinema ka mahool ban gaya kamre main. Hindi film purane zamane ki thi jis main Gulshan Grovar aur Skahti Kapoor har 10 minute baad kissi ladki ka bang kar rahe hote hain. bang ke scene bhi aese filmaye gaye the jaise ladkiyaan apni khushi khushi se marwa rahi hoon. Maine dekha ke un scenes pe Jalebi ke hoonth kanpne lag gaye. Woh bhi garam ho rahi thi. Us film ke baad maine ek English film lagayi jis main 2-3 bade zabardast sex scene the. Jalebi pehle scene main toh nazrain jhuka kar apne nicle hoonth ko dabati rahi phir dosre sex scene par chori chori dekhne lagi aur teesre sex scene pe toh aankhain phaad phaad kar dekh rahi thi. Film khatam huyi toh tab tak woh garam ho gayi thi.

Loudu Singh:"Jalebi sun ek baat hai par waada kar maa ko toh nahi batayegi."

Jalebi:"Nahi bataoungi bolo kya baat hai?"

Loudu:"Dekh main ek gram film bhi laya hoon. Kissi ko pata nahi chalega dono dekhain kya?"

Jalebi:"Kessi batain karte ho? Main bhala kesse dekh sakti hoon aesi film?"

Lodu:"Wese hi jaise pichli film main sex scene dekh rahi thi."

Yeah sun kar uska muh laal ho gaya aur usne sharma kar sar jhuka liya. Maine jaldi us uth kar film laga di aur TV ki awaaz halki kar di. Kya mast porno thi! Dhere dhere Jalebi garam hone lagi film dekhte huwe aur anjanne main apne jism pe hath pherne lagi main razayi main uske bilkul sath lag kar betha tha aur ab dhere dhere uski kamar par hath pherne laga. Dhere dhere main hath uski tangoun par pherne laga. Woh film dekhte huwe aur mere hath pherne se madhoosh hoti chali gayi. Uske hoonth kanap rahe the aur purre jism main aag lagi huyi thi. Hamari nazrain milli aur agle hi saame main uske hoonth chosne laga. Woh bhi madhoshi main mujhe chumne lagi. Ek dam se maine uski shalwaar utarni shuru kar di toh usse jane kahaan se hoosh aa gaya.

Jalebi:"Yeah kya kar rahe ho? Yeah theak nahi hai. Main tumhari behan hoon."

Loudu Singh:"Sun baba Incestinaar ka kehna hai ke jaise ladkiyaan ghar main khana pakana seekh kar jati hain aur phir shaadi ke baad pati ki sahi se sewa kar pati hain wesse hi ghar se hi chudwayi karwana bhi seekhna buhat zarorai hai. Tabhi toh pure sasural ke mardoun ko khush kar payegi. Yeahi hi sukhi gharelo zindagi guzarne ka raaz hai."

Jalebi:"Yeah Baba Incestinaar koun hai?"

Loudu:"Hoga koyi gandu tujhe kya hai? Uski kahi baat par dehaan de, us par lanat bheaj."

Jalebi:"Dekh lo bhai mujhe toh dar lag raha hai."

Loudu:"Aare darti kyun hai? Main hoon na. Kasam Incestinaar baba ki tujhe janaat ki sair karwa donga aaj."

Yeah keh kar main uske kapde utarne laga. Kya mast badan tha Jalebi ka! Main uski chuchiyaan chosne laga aur woh maaze se muh se awazain nikalne lagi. Jaise he mera garam-a-garam ling uski choot se takraya uske jism main bijli ki tarha jhatka laga.

Jalebi:"Bhaiya main bholi bholi."

Lodu:"Bholi toh kapde utarwate toh na boli. Chal ab ling ko leti ja hooli hooli."

Yeah keh kar ek jhatke se maine zor se apna aadha ling uski tight choot main ghusa diya. Uske muh se cheekh nikal aayi jisse maine uske muh main apna muh daal kar rok diya. Main wese hi apna aadha ling us main daale leta raha aur uske hoonth chosne laga. Usse buhat dard ho rahi thi par dhere dhere woh phirse madhosh hone lagi aur main bhi aahesta se apna ling uske andar bahir karne laga. Uski garam choot pani chorne lagi jisse mera ling aasani se uski choot main ghusne laga aur jald hi mera pura ling uski choot ke andar bahir hone laga. Us raat humne do baar sex kiya aur us raat se woh meri randi ban gayi aur main Baba Incestinaar ke ashirwaad se behanchood ban gaya.


Phoolon ka taaron ka, sabaka kehana hai
Ek hazaaron mein randi meri behanaa hai
Sari, umar, mujhe uski choot ko lete rehna hai
Phoolon ka taaron ka, sabaka kehana hai

Jab se merii aankhon se ho gayi tu door
Tab se teri peeche se le raha hoon choot
Aankhon mein neend naa, ling liye bina tohne sona hai
Ek hazaaron mai randi meri behnaa hai

Dekho hum tum dono hain ek gandu ki bhool
Main na so paoun teri liye bina,kesse tohne sona hai
Aa mere paas aa, teri abhi gaand ko bhi maine lena hai
Ek hazaaron mai randi meri behnaa hai

Phoolon ka taaron ka, sabaka kehana hai
Ek hazaaron mein randi meri behanaa hai
Sari, umar, mujhe uski choot ko lete rehna hai
Phoolon ka taaron ka, sabaka kehana hai
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