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Dhondu bhaiya

jaani dushman

Tha ek badnaseeb bechara , kismat bhi na deti saath uski kabhi.
Khud ho ki sada kosa karte ; mai aisa kyu hu mai waisa kyu nahi.

Dhondu bhaiya 25 ke ho chale par aaj tak ek choot to chhooro gaand bhi haath nahi lagi. Jiske liye kewal do baatein zimeedar thi.

1. unka dimaag : kabhi bhi kuch soch samajh kar na bolne ki bimaari : bhakk se muh khola aur bol diya

2. unki shakal : kaale kawwa bhi sharma jaaye.

Dost bhi sada mazak hi uda karte unke ling ka jo ki itna lamba tha ki jab laterine karne baithte to neeche pot ke base me touch ho jaata tha.

Kabhi kabhi we apni mann ki shaanti ke liye dopahar ke samay aas paas ke ghar ke chhat pe chori chupke jaate aur bra panty chura laate fir usse ling pa laga mutth mara karte. Aur bra ki khushboo sungh kar hi khush ho jaya karte.

Poore mohalle me unhone aatank faila diya bra panty chori karke ; mohalle ki ladkiya aur aurte ne ab chhat pe bra panty sukhana ki band kar diya.

Dhondu ji kismat thi hi aise kuch bhi karte wo unhe hamesha dhoka hi milta.

Jab dhondu ji se raha ni gaya aur unhone ek kathor nirnay liya ki wo ab se regularly randi khaane jaaya karenge apni pyaas bhujaane..

Badi mushkil se jugaad karke raand se paas pahunch gaye par dhondu jo kismat ne wahan bhi dhoka diya .. Unka ling khada hi nahi

Wo apne ling ko khoob sehlaaye gaaliyaan be dete rahe "uth behan ke laude uth, maadarchod uth ja"

Raaand ne unhe nanga hi laat maar ke apne bhaga diya aur baad me unke kapde baahar fek diye jiska wo shukar manate hai nahin to kahin muh dikhane ke kabil bhi na hote aaj.

Jab wo apni zindagi se tang aa gaye aur unhone aatm hatya karne ka nirnay kar liye tab unki zindagi me ek chamatakri product aaya jisne unki zindagi ko poori tarah badal diya.

ExBii

Unhe bhaag hi khul gaya achanak se .. Unka poora jeewan andhkaar se prakash mayi ho gaya.

Iske baare me unhe unke ek puraane saathi axba ne bataya jinki aaj kal khud hi fati padi hai.

Dhondu bhaiya ne ab jo bhi karte uske baare me pehle Exbii pe zaroor padh lete.

Jaise kapde kaise pahnu , perfume kon sa lagau , condom kon sa lu (jo wo aksar show off ke liye jeb me lek ghooma karte the, jaise wo koi bahut bade choot ke pujaaari aur unke paas chooton ki line lagi rahti ho subah shaam.) ete etc

Ladkiyon se kis tarah baat aagey badhayi jaayi unhe kaise approach kiya jaye falana dhimka.

Jiska pehli baar prayog unhone train me kiya jis shahar me wo rehte the unhe wo raas nahi aa raha tha isliye wo us shahar se sada ke liye chale gaye aur delhi me aake unhone ek thikaane ki vyawastha ki puraane mitra aakashthelegend ki madad se. unhone turant hi ek call center me join kar liya aur din bhar wahan ladkiyon ko taaadte free time me unhe kuch prem pasang , non veg , double meanings jokes bhi sunaate , jis wajah se unki kayi item se patne lagi aur ek ko unhone apne saath sex karne ke liye bhi raaji bhi kar liya.

Dhondu bahut khush the aaj ye soch kar unhe choot milegi par kismat me kuch aur hi likha tha . Shaam ko wo us ladki ko apne saath room par le gaye , ladki ne unhe bed pe nanga kar ke baandh diya aur fir jab ladki nangi hui to unki aankhen fat gayi aansu nikal aaye . Wo ladki nahi shemale the jisne unki khoob maze le le ke gaand maari , baad me wo chali gayi dhondu bhaiya ko adhmaari haalat me chhor ke .

Jab dhondu jo ki hosh aaaya unhone sabse pehle apne gaand sheeshe me dekhi , unhe ab apni gaand se hi ghin ho rahi thi..

Remark : jab kismat me ho laude to kaise milenge choot naamak pakaude