03-10-2025, 10:49 PM
Ishaqzaade
Gay pimp
"Ajeeb duniya hai yeah jahaan budhon ko koyi lund pe bhi nahi likhta. Ek waqt tha jab bade bade logoun se le kar sabji wala bhi meri lena ke liye peche peche kutte ki tarha dum hilate phirta tha. Aaj jamadaar ko bhi line deti hoon toh woh wahin thook kar aage chala jata hai. Lanat ho aesi duniya pe jahaan senior citizens ki koyi value nahi. 60 saal ki ho gayi hoon aur itne bure halaat ho gaye hain ke 3 mahine se sex nahi kiya kissi se."
Is halkat jawani ke gham
Janne kab honge kam
Sab lene waloun ko salaam
Karo meri pond pe zulm-o-sitam
Janne kab honge kam
Sab lene waloun ko salaam
Karo meri pond pe zulm-o-sitam
"Kaash mera bhi koyi banda hota toh aaj Viagra ki double dose le kar mere armaan toh thande karta. Zindagi main ek baar hi shadi ki thi par woh saala phatu bhi chor kar bhaag gaya. Uske sabhi dostoun ko khush karti thi ke woh usse dosti nibhate rahain par mere pyaar ka yeah silla mila ke pehli baar hi jab uske ek dost se mujhe ghodi banke marwate paya toh chor kar chala gaya. Is duniya main na hi sacha pyaar hai aur na hi senior citizens ki kadar. Phir yahaan ji kar karoun gi bhi toh kya? Ab toh mere dildo ko bhi zang lag agya hai. Chal Kamla aesi zindagi se maut achi." Yeah hi souch kar Kamla khudkushi karne nikal pari par usse nahi pata tha uski zindagi main bahaar aane wali hai. Badi himat kar ke Kamla ne marne ke liye gande naale main chalang laga di.
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"Agar aesi hi muth lagate lagate zindagi beetti gayi toh woh din door nahi jaab hath ki sabhi lakeren mit jayengi. 19 saal ka kehne ko banka jawaan hoon. 5 foot 1 inch jitna lamba kad aur 38 kilo ki fuladi body hone ke bawajood bhi koyi kutiya bhi motna nahi pasand karti mere moun par. Moun ki wese bhi aesi halat ho gayi hai ke itne aasmaan par taare nahi jitne moun pe pimples hain. Chalo himat nahi harni chahiye. Shayad aaj koyi item mil jaye aur meri lulli ki bhi sunni jaye?" Yeah hi souch kar Papu ghar se nikal pada ishi umeed se ke aaj toh Paupu pass ho ji jayega. Ghar se thoda door hi ek ganda naala tha jiske pas rozana gehri sansain lena Papu ko buhat pasand tha. Usse lagta tha ke aesa karne ki waja se hi uski sehat itni achi thi. Par aaj joh woh gande nalle ke pas pohancha toh kuch ajeeb hi dekhne ko mila.
"Saala ab gande naale main bhi bhainsain nahane lagi hai? Agar yeah yahaan nahayengi toh hum kahaan gaand marwane jayenge? Maa ki aankh.......aare yeah toh bhains nahi koyi doob raha hai." Jane kya Papu ko suji ke apni jaan ki parwa kiye bina usse bhi gande naale main chalang laga di aur badi muskil se apni jaan pe khel kar usne Kamla ko bacha liya aur usse khench kar naale se nikaal liya. Dono hi ke jism tatioun se bhar gaye the aur aese main jab unki aankhain mili toh dono ke dil tham gaye. Kamla ko laga jaise heart attack ho raha hai par nahi yeah toh dil ki ghenti baj rahi thi. Aese main khud ba khud dono ke honth ek dosre se chipak gaye aur woh dono french kissing ka annand lene lage. Woh aese hi chumte rehte ke jane kese thodi si tatti main moun main chali gayi aur thokte huwe pyaar ke pehle chuman ko unhone khatam kiya.
Kamla apni mazboot bazoun main Papu ko utha kar apne ghar le aayi. Kab kisne kis ke kapde utarna pehle churu kiya yeah toh batana muskil hai lekin unko pyaar karte aese hi lag raha tha jaise banjar zameen main kediyaan ghus rahi hoon. Sex kar ke jab Papu pass huwa toh apne dono tatte(balls) Kamla ki choot main se nikaal kar nahane chal diya. Kamla bhi uske peche peche bath main ghus gayi aur mil kar nahate huwe jane kab lulli khadi huyi aur kese wrong hole main Kamla ke ghus gayi batana muskil hai lakin jaise ke army main kehte hain ke "There is no such thing as a wrong hole." Dekhte hi dekhte unka pyaar din badin barhta hi chala gaya aur Kamla ki le le kar papu ka moun bhi chose huwe lund jaisa nikal aaya. Aese main papu ne man ki sun kar Kamla ko purpose kar diya aur Kamla ne jhat se haan kar di. Papu ki duniya main bas ek maa hi thi. Baap kab ka gadha gadi ke neche aa kar mar gaya tha. Agle din jab Papu college gaya toh apne rishte ki baat karne Kamla uske ghar chali gayi. Jab Papu ki maa ne yeah sunna toh uski aankhain aur gaand phati ki phati reh gayi.
Maa:"Saali kutiya teri himat kese huyi mere chand jaise bete pe dore dalne ki? Apni umar dekh behan ki lodi toh meri bhi maad lagti hai aur tujhe bas mera bhi beta mila tha moun kala karwane ke liye?"
Kamla:"Tum duniya wale hamari pakeeza mohabat ko nahi samjhoge. Hum tan man se ek ho chuke hain. Ab aap bhi humain ashirwaad de kar apne pati parmeshwar ke pas khushi khusi narag jayain maa ji."
Maa:"Narag main nahi toh jayegi kutiya aur main bhejoungi tujhe."
Yeah keh kar maa ji Kamla ko marne ke liye us par chad gayi aur Kamla souchne lagi ke "Haye ri kismat kal iska beta upar charha tha aur ab yeah char gayi hai." Kher apne aap ko bachane ke liye Kamla ne maa ji ki hateya kar di aur unko marne ke baad apne sache aashiq ka intezaar karne lag gayi. Papu jab ghar aaya toh pehle ghar pe Kamla ko dekh kar hairaan reh gaya aur phir jab Kamla ne usse uski maa ki laash dekha kar saara kissa sunaya toh uski bund phat gayi. Woh phati bund silwane ke bare main souch hi raha tha ke Kamla uski aur barh kar uske kapde utarne lag gayi.
Kamla:"Ab hamare bech main koyi nahi aayega Papu darling. Tum chinta mat karo main tumhain bewi ke sath sath maa ka pyaar bhi dongi janu. Din ko maa aur raat ko item girl banoungi." Ab tak Kamla nangi zameen pe leti huyi thi aur Papu ka chota papu(lund) uske andar dhake maar raha tha.
Papu:"Nahi Kamla yeah samajh hamare prem ko nahi samjhega. Ab hum dono ko mar kar hi apne prem ko amar banana parega." Yeah keh kar uske andar shake marte huwe hi papu dono hatoun se uska gala dubane lag gaya aur Kamla ki sans ghutne lagi. Usne apne aap ko bachane ki koshish toh ki par shayad chudwane ka joh annand sath main mil raha tha uski waja se sahi se jaan na laga saki aur thidi hi deer main uski sansain tham gayi. Jaise hi Kamla ki aakhri saans uske jism se nikli wese hi uske 5 minute baad Papu ka chota papu bhi uske andar ejeculote ho gaya. Roote huwe Papu ne zor laga kar apna moun Kamla ki choot main ghusa loya aur thode hi deer main woh bhi kutte ki maut mar gaya aur aese unka prem hameshaa ke liye amar ho gaya.
"Saala ab gande naale main bhi bhainsain nahane lagi hai? Agar yeah yahaan nahayengi toh hum kahaan gaand marwane jayenge? Maa ki aankh.......aare yeah toh bhains nahi koyi doob raha hai." Jane kya Papu ko suji ke apni jaan ki parwa kiye bina usse bhi gande naale main chalang laga di aur badi muskil se apni jaan pe khel kar usne Kamla ko bacha liya aur usse khench kar naale se nikaal liya. Dono hi ke jism tatioun se bhar gaye the aur aese main jab unki aankhain mili toh dono ke dil tham gaye. Kamla ko laga jaise heart attack ho raha hai par nahi yeah toh dil ki ghenti baj rahi thi. Aese main khud ba khud dono ke honth ek dosre se chipak gaye aur woh dono french kissing ka annand lene lage. Woh aese hi chumte rehte ke jane kese thodi si tatti main moun main chali gayi aur thokte huwe pyaar ke pehle chuman ko unhone khatam kiya.
Kamla apni mazboot bazoun main Papu ko utha kar apne ghar le aayi. Kab kisne kis ke kapde utarna pehle churu kiya yeah toh batana muskil hai lekin unko pyaar karte aese hi lag raha tha jaise banjar zameen main kediyaan ghus rahi hoon. Sex kar ke jab Papu pass huwa toh apne dono tatte(balls) Kamla ki choot main se nikaal kar nahane chal diya. Kamla bhi uske peche peche bath main ghus gayi aur mil kar nahate huwe jane kab lulli khadi huyi aur kese wrong hole main Kamla ke ghus gayi batana muskil hai lakin jaise ke army main kehte hain ke "There is no such thing as a wrong hole." Dekhte hi dekhte unka pyaar din badin barhta hi chala gaya aur Kamla ki le le kar papu ka moun bhi chose huwe lund jaisa nikal aaya. Aese main papu ne man ki sun kar Kamla ko purpose kar diya aur Kamla ne jhat se haan kar di. Papu ki duniya main bas ek maa hi thi. Baap kab ka gadha gadi ke neche aa kar mar gaya tha. Agle din jab Papu college gaya toh apne rishte ki baat karne Kamla uske ghar chali gayi. Jab Papu ki maa ne yeah sunna toh uski aankhain aur gaand phati ki phati reh gayi.
Maa:"Saali kutiya teri himat kese huyi mere chand jaise bete pe dore dalne ki? Apni umar dekh behan ki lodi toh meri bhi maad lagti hai aur tujhe bas mera bhi beta mila tha moun kala karwane ke liye?"
Kamla:"Tum duniya wale hamari pakeeza mohabat ko nahi samjhoge. Hum tan man se ek ho chuke hain. Ab aap bhi humain ashirwaad de kar apne pati parmeshwar ke pas khushi khusi narag jayain maa ji."
Maa:"Narag main nahi toh jayegi kutiya aur main bhejoungi tujhe."
Yeah keh kar maa ji Kamla ko marne ke liye us par chad gayi aur Kamla souchne lagi ke "Haye ri kismat kal iska beta upar charha tha aur ab yeah char gayi hai." Kher apne aap ko bachane ke liye Kamla ne maa ji ki hateya kar di aur unko marne ke baad apne sache aashiq ka intezaar karne lag gayi. Papu jab ghar aaya toh pehle ghar pe Kamla ko dekh kar hairaan reh gaya aur phir jab Kamla ne usse uski maa ki laash dekha kar saara kissa sunaya toh uski bund phat gayi. Woh phati bund silwane ke bare main souch hi raha tha ke Kamla uski aur barh kar uske kapde utarne lag gayi.
Kamla:"Ab hamare bech main koyi nahi aayega Papu darling. Tum chinta mat karo main tumhain bewi ke sath sath maa ka pyaar bhi dongi janu. Din ko maa aur raat ko item girl banoungi." Ab tak Kamla nangi zameen pe leti huyi thi aur Papu ka chota papu(lund) uske andar dhake maar raha tha.
Papu:"Nahi Kamla yeah samajh hamare prem ko nahi samjhega. Ab hum dono ko mar kar hi apne prem ko amar banana parega." Yeah keh kar uske andar shake marte huwe hi papu dono hatoun se uska gala dubane lag gaya aur Kamla ki sans ghutne lagi. Usne apne aap ko bachane ki koshish toh ki par shayad chudwane ka joh annand sath main mil raha tha uski waja se sahi se jaan na laga saki aur thidi hi deer main uski sansain tham gayi. Jaise hi Kamla ki aakhri saans uske jism se nikli wese hi uske 5 minute baad Papu ka chota papu bhi uske andar ejeculote ho gaya. Roote huwe Papu ne zor laga kar apna moun Kamla ki choot main ghusa loya aur thode hi deer main woh bhi kutte ki maut mar gaya aur aese unka prem hameshaa ke liye amar ho gaya.
The End
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