Adultery Mom son ki conversations

[Kundalini]

Son: Mumma hum jab bhi market jaate hein to kai dukaandar nikalte hue aapki back par marte q hein?
Mom: Beta un dukandaro ne mujhe discount dia hota hai. To bus wo discount hi yaad dila rhe hote hein mujhe is tarah se.
Son: Accha mumma mtlb jab bhi koi dukandar apki back par marta hai iska mtlb usne apko discount dia hai?
Mom: Han beta. Jitna zor se marta hai iska mtlb usne utna zyada discount dia hai.
Son: Fir to lagta hai mumma ki ye bra panty ki dukaan wale aapko sabse zyada discount dete hein qki ye hamesha nikalte hue aapki back par itni zor se maarte hein ki aapki aah nikal jati hai.
Mom: Han beta ye bra panty wale mujhe hamesha 50% discount dete hein. Mai inki regular grahak hun, isliye ye mere sath kaafi friendly bhi ho gye hein.
Son: Han mumma aap to hafte mai do baar nye bra panty khareedti ho. Pta ni aapke bra panty itni jaldi kaise khrab ho jaate hein.
Mom: Bus beta wo kisi wajah se fathte rehte hein. Isliye mujhe naye lene padte hein.
Son: Mumma agar aapke itne bra panty fatenge to ghar ka budget bigad jayga.
Mom: Tu sahi keh rha hai beta. Iska kuch solution nikalna padega. 50% discount milne par bhi mera bra panty ka kharcha kaafi badh gya hai.
Son: Vaise mumma wo jo nayi kapdo ki dukaan khuli hai lagta hai wo aapko bilkul discount ni dete jabki aap to unke pas kai baar ja chuki ho par wo aapki back ko chutey bhi nahi.
Mom: Han beta bohot sakht mijaz hein uske maalik k. Dukaan k salesmen ko to maine mna liya tha mujhe discount dene k liye par unka maalik unhe bilkul discount ni dene deta.
Son: Ye to fir aapko kaafi mehnga pad jata hai mumma, qki us shop par to aap kai baar shopping kar chuki ho.
Mom: Han beta wo log latest trend k kapde rakhte hein apni shop par isliye mujhe wo shop kaafi acchi lagti hai. Par uska patthar dil owner mujhe bilkul bhi discount ni lene deta. Mai bhi dekhti hun beta kabtak ni dega wo discount.


Son: Are mumma aaj to lagta hai us shop k owner ne aapko discount de hi diya jis tarah se usne aapki back ko chua tha.
Mom: Han beta aaj maine us owner se discount le hi liya.
Son: Ye kaise kiya mumma aapne?
Mom: Bus beta maine us owner ko apne dil k jazbaat dikhaye aur lagta hai mere dil k jazbaaton ko dekhkar uska patthar dil bhi pighal gya.
Son: Han mumma aisa hi lagta hai. Vaise mumma aapne owner ko changing room se q aawaz di thi?
Mom: Beta uski jo dress mai changing room mai try kar rhi thi usme fault thi. Uske kuch aage k button theek se lag ni rhe the. Usi k liye maine owner ko awaz di thi.
Son: Mumma lagta hai us owner ko fault theek karne mai kaafi time lag gya, qki wo aadhe ghante baad aapke changing room se nikla.
Mom: Han beta pehle to wo fault dekhkar ghabra gya tha aur use theek karna hi ni chahta tha, fir maine zabardasti uske hath pakadkar fault par lga diye aur use acche se fault mehsoos karaya, uske bad to wo jut gya fault theek karne mai aur aadhe ghante tak theek karta rha.
Son: Acchi baat hai mumma, aage se hamein is shop par bhi discount mil jaya karenge
Mom: Han beta, aaj to usne bus 10% discount diya, mai aage ise aur badhwane ki koshish karungi.