26-07-2025, 11:52 PM
फिर पापा अंकल से बात करने लगते हैं
और उन्हें सारी बात बता देते हैं अंकल को तो जैसे लॉटरी लग गई
लेकिन फिर भी ऊपर ऊपर मन से हां किया ताकि पापा को शक नहीं होगा
उसके बाद पापा गांव चले गए तभी अंकल का कॉल आया
मैं: हा अंकल
Uncle: beta aa raha hu apni mummy se kahana ready rhe
Me: aap hi bol do mummy bagal me hi hai
Mai mummy ko ek earphone nikal ke de deta hu jisse mai baat kr raha tha ek mere kaan me laga hua tha jo mummy ne dekh liya tha
Uncle: kyu meri jaan kaisi h
Me: thik hu
Uncle: aa rha hu
Mummy baal sehlate hue : kyu
Uncle: apni Randi ko chodne
Mummy sharm se laal ho gayi lekin room me nhi gyi
Mummy: koi jarurat nhi hai
Uncle: kyu tere chut me khujli nhi ho rhi kya
Mummy: jyada natak mat kro
Uncle: are meri jaan yhi to adaa hai teri aadhe ghante me aa raha or aaj tu sirf or sirf maxi me darwaza kholegi
Mummy: nahi nahi ankush kya sochega
Uncle: wo khud tujhe maxi laa ke dega ki lo mummy taiyar ho jao chudne ke liye
Mummy: kitne gande ho
Uncle: wo to aa ke dikhata hu chal ankush ko phone de
Mummy ne bola tere uncle baat krenge baat kr le lekin mummy ne earphone nhi diya mujhe
Ab mummy bhi thodi open ho rhi thi lekin parda abhi bhi bana hai
Mai: ha uncle
Mummy apne earphone me sab sun rhi thi
Uncle: beta mai kuch paise bhej raha jaa condom lete aa jitni baar apni maa chudwana chahta hai mere se
Meri or mummy ki Nazar mil gayi mummy ne angrayi lete hue apni ungli 4 me ishara kiya jo usne seedhe tarike se nahi kiya balki anajan bante hue
Me: thik h uncle
Uncle: or sun apni mummy ko ready kr ek maxi laa k de
Me: ok uncle
Fir maine phone rakh diya to
Mummy ne puchha: kya bola uncle ne
Me: wo uncle bole mummy ko icecream pasand hai market se lete aa
Mummy muskurate hue: achha
Me: kaun sa flavour?
Mummy chaunk gayi
Me: are matlb kaun si flavour ki ice cream laun
Mummy: sharmate hue: dhatt kuch bhi bolta hai
Me: are ab aap icecream me bhi sharmao
Mummy: apne room ki or jaane lagi or gate ke paas khade ho ke boli chocolate
Me: ok mummy or aap ready ho jau
Mummy: samjh nahi aa raha jya pehnu
Me: mai deta hu
Mai almirah se ek maxi nikalta hu jo ghutno se bhi bahut upar tak thi
Black or halki transparent
Me: mummy ye pehno
Mummy to sharm se laal ho gayi thi
Mummy: pagal hai tere uncle ke saamne aise jaungi
Me: to kya ho gaya mummy ab to uncle ek mahina yhi rahenge ye kehte hue maine aankh maar di
Mummy: uncle ke bachhe abhi batati hu
Me: uncle ka bachha? Mai uncle ka bachha hu ye keh ke mai hasne laga
Mummy: bahut bigad gaya hai tu
Me: sahi to keh raha ab papa to gaun me hai yaha uncle rahenge to aap kya hamesha saree me rahogi itni garmi me
Mummy: to kya hua
Me: nahi achha aapko uncle khud samjhayenge
Mummy: chal laa pehen ke aati hu
Mai haaran tha ki is baar mummy ne ek baar bhi mana nahi kiya mujhe apni kasam dene ki jarurat nahi padi
और उन्हें सारी बात बता देते हैं अंकल को तो जैसे लॉटरी लग गई
लेकिन फिर भी ऊपर ऊपर मन से हां किया ताकि पापा को शक नहीं होगा
उसके बाद पापा गांव चले गए तभी अंकल का कॉल आया
मैं: हा अंकल
Uncle: beta aa raha hu apni mummy se kahana ready rhe
Me: aap hi bol do mummy bagal me hi hai
Mai mummy ko ek earphone nikal ke de deta hu jisse mai baat kr raha tha ek mere kaan me laga hua tha jo mummy ne dekh liya tha
Uncle: kyu meri jaan kaisi h
Me: thik hu
Uncle: aa rha hu
Mummy baal sehlate hue : kyu
Uncle: apni Randi ko chodne
Mummy sharm se laal ho gayi lekin room me nhi gyi
Mummy: koi jarurat nhi hai
Uncle: kyu tere chut me khujli nhi ho rhi kya
Mummy: jyada natak mat kro
Uncle: are meri jaan yhi to adaa hai teri aadhe ghante me aa raha or aaj tu sirf or sirf maxi me darwaza kholegi
Mummy: nahi nahi ankush kya sochega
Uncle: wo khud tujhe maxi laa ke dega ki lo mummy taiyar ho jao chudne ke liye
Mummy: kitne gande ho
Uncle: wo to aa ke dikhata hu chal ankush ko phone de
Mummy ne bola tere uncle baat krenge baat kr le lekin mummy ne earphone nhi diya mujhe
Ab mummy bhi thodi open ho rhi thi lekin parda abhi bhi bana hai
Mai: ha uncle
Mummy apne earphone me sab sun rhi thi
Uncle: beta mai kuch paise bhej raha jaa condom lete aa jitni baar apni maa chudwana chahta hai mere se
Meri or mummy ki Nazar mil gayi mummy ne angrayi lete hue apni ungli 4 me ishara kiya jo usne seedhe tarike se nahi kiya balki anajan bante hue
Me: thik h uncle
Uncle: or sun apni mummy ko ready kr ek maxi laa k de
Me: ok uncle
Fir maine phone rakh diya to
Mummy ne puchha: kya bola uncle ne
Me: wo uncle bole mummy ko icecream pasand hai market se lete aa
Mummy muskurate hue: achha
Me: kaun sa flavour?
Mummy chaunk gayi
Me: are matlb kaun si flavour ki ice cream laun
Mummy: sharmate hue: dhatt kuch bhi bolta hai
Me: are ab aap icecream me bhi sharmao
Mummy: apne room ki or jaane lagi or gate ke paas khade ho ke boli chocolate
Me: ok mummy or aap ready ho jau
Mummy: samjh nahi aa raha jya pehnu
Me: mai deta hu
Mai almirah se ek maxi nikalta hu jo ghutno se bhi bahut upar tak thi
Black or halki transparent
Me: mummy ye pehno
Mummy to sharm se laal ho gayi thi
Mummy: pagal hai tere uncle ke saamne aise jaungi
Me: to kya ho gaya mummy ab to uncle ek mahina yhi rahenge ye kehte hue maine aankh maar di
Mummy: uncle ke bachhe abhi batati hu
Me: uncle ka bachha? Mai uncle ka bachha hu ye keh ke mai hasne laga
Mummy: bahut bigad gaya hai tu
Me: sahi to keh raha ab papa to gaun me hai yaha uncle rahenge to aap kya hamesha saree me rahogi itni garmi me
Mummy: to kya hua
Me: nahi achha aapko uncle khud samjhayenge
Mummy: chal laa pehen ke aati hu
Mai haaran tha ki is baar mummy ne ek baar bhi mana nahi kiya mujhe apni kasam dene ki jarurat nahi padi