22-07-2025, 06:48 PM
(This post was last modified: 22-07-2025, 07:51 PM by Kundalini. Edited 3 times in total. Edited 3 times in total.)
Son: Mumma mera dost ravi mujhe chidhata hai aapko lekar
Mom: Mujhe lekar? Wo kaise beta?
Son: Mumma wo mujhe kehta hai ki teri maa upar se isliye zyada dikhati hai qki wo neeche se flat hai. Isiliye dheeli saree pehenti hai taaki pta na chale.
Mom: Tera dost ravi mere baare mai aisa sochta hai? Us din aaya to kitna sweetly baat kar rha tha. Mujhe kya pta tha wo mujhe aise judge kar rha hai.
Son: Han mumma us din jab wo hamare ghar aaya uske baad se hi wo aisi baate kar rha hai. Aisa kya hua tha us din?
Mom: Kya pta beta. Mai to vaise hi tayyar hui thi aur behave kar rhi thi jaise aamtor par guests k aage karti hun. Han us din saree zara dheeli pehni thi. Beta mujhe pta hota ki ravi uska ye matlab nikalega to mai saree tight pehenti. Fir wo tujhe is baat par bilkul ni chidha pata.
Son: Mumma wo to mere sab dosto ko yhi baat bta rha hai aunty isiliye jhuk jhuk kar guests ko chai deti hein taaki unka dhyan neeche ki taraf na jaaye. Halaki mere dusre dosto ne usse agree ni kiya mumma. Wo kehte hein ki ni aunty neeche se bhi bohot healthy hein aur full charbidaar hein, par ravi maanta hi nahi aur aapki burai karta rehta hai.
Mom: Beta Mujhe ni pta tha ki meri ek din ki laparwahi se mere bete ko itni baate sunni padengi. Meri hi galti hai, maine socha ravi tera junior hai to us din laparwahi mai aise hi dheeli saree pehen li thi jabki tere baaki dosto k samne mai ekdum tight saree mai rehti hun. Zarur ravi is baat ka bura maan gya hoga. Beta agli baar bulana apne dost ravi ko ghar. Mai make sure karungi ki uski saari shikayat aur galatfehmi door ho jaye.
Son: Mumma ravi aa to rha hai lekin usne mere seniors se dosti kar li hai aur wo unko bhi sath lekar aayga.
Mom: Oh beta ye to mere liye duvidha ho gyi. Tere seniors mere sath jo harkate karte hein unko ravi dekhega to kya kahega. Wo to tere sath ka bhi ni, tera junior hai.
Son: Mumma isiliye to usne seniors se dosti ki. Usne kha ki teri maa mujhe junior samajhke halke mai le rhi thi aur meri respect ni kar rhi thi. isiliye mere liye dheeli saree pehenke aai aur mere baccho jaise gaal kheenche. Mumma wo aapse seniors jaisi respect lena chahta hai.
Mom: Oh beta mai to ravi ko baccha hi samajh rhi thi. Itna cute jo lag rha tha wo. Mujhe nhi pta tha wo iska itna bura maan jayga. Koi baat ni beta, ab mai samajh gyi hun. Ravi ne apni power pradarshit kar di hai. Ab mai usko seniors k jaisa hi treat karungi.
Son: Par mumma seniors to jab aate hein aapke sath kaafi playful rehte hein. Aapko idhar udar pinch karte rehte hein aur tv dekhte hue apko apni godi mai bhi bitha lete hein. Kya ravi bhi aapke sath ye sab karega?
Mom: Dekhte hein beta. Dekhte hein ki wo mera bhaar apni godi mai seh payga ya nahi hehe.
Son: Haha nahi mumma wo nahi seh payga. Aap to usko pichka hi dogi.
Mom: Hehe
Son: Mumma ravi ne to aaj aapka bhaar kaafi acche se seh liya. Hum to expect hi nahi kar rhe the.
Mom (breathless): Han beta kuch zyada hi acche se.
Son: Mumma aap to lagbhag sara time ravi ki god mai hi baithi rhi aaj. Baaki seniors ko to bus shuru mai thodi der moka mila.
Mom: Han beta maine socha tha ki sabko ek bar moka deke fir aaram se side mai baith jaungi. Par ravi ne apni god se akhir tak mujhe uthne hi nahi diya.
Son: Mumma hum to soch rhe the wo pichak jayga. Par aisa to kuch ni hua.
Mom: Beta bus dikhne mai hi wo chota aur cute lagta hai. Aaj maine mehsoos kiya ki wo to asal mai kaafi sakht hai.
Son: Mumma kaisa lag rha tha aapko ravi ki god mai baith kar.
Mom: Accha lag rha tha beta. Wo mujhe kaan mai jokes bhi suna rha tha. Bus neeche thodi der baad kuch chubhne lga tha. Par fir maine khud ko aise adjust kar lia ki wo na chubhe.
Son: Mumma wo apko jokes suna rha tha par aap hans to ni rhi thi, aapke expressions to kuch aur hi the. Aur mumma mujhe to aisa lag rha tha ki wo aapke kan k pas kam aur gardan k pas se zyada aapko jokes suna rha hai.
Mom: Han beta uske jokes koi khas ni the, isliye mujhe hansi ki jagah dusre hi expressions aa rhe the. Maine usse kha bhi ki agli baar acche jokes yaad karke aana. Aur ni beta uske honth to mere kaan k pas hi the, wo to bus mai hi idhar udhar gardan hila rhi thi.
Son: Han mumma aap dekh rhi hongi ki sab seniors acche se time spend kar rhe hein ya nahi. Par mumma kuch der baad aap hilne q lagi thi aur fir aapne aap dono k upar chadar q daal liya tha?
Mom: Beta usne kha ki tumne apne bete ko god mai jhulakar bohot baar lori sunai hogi aaj mai tumhe sunata hun. Beta fir maine socha ki mai itni badi aurat bacche se lori sunti acchi ni lagungi isliye maine apne upar chadal daal li. Par tera chandu senior bohot badmash hai. Usne beech mai hi achanak se chadar kheench li.
Son: Han mumma yun achanak chadar hatne par aapka expression dekhne layak the. Aap ekdum se chonk gyi thi aur uthkar bhagkar chali gyi thi. par mumma jab chadar hati to aapki saree badi ast vyast thi aur ravi k hath aapki saree mai pta ni kha gayab the. Aur aapke blouse k do button bhi khule hue the mumma.
Mom: Han beta wo ravi hi meri saree adjust kar rha tha. Shyad wo use us din k hisab se tight karna chahta tha par wo aur ulajh gyi. Is chakkar mai hi mere blouse k button bhi khul gye. Tabhi to mai bhagkar chali gyi.
Son: Par mumma aapko pta hai aapke uthte hi ravi ki pant mai bhi waisa hi tent nazar aaya jaise us din function mai uncle ki pant mai nazar aaya tha. Aur ravi chandu se kehta hai ki usne klpd karwa diya. Ye klpd kya hot hai mumma?
Mom (hanste hue): Hehe, pta ni beta kya hota hai.
Mom: Mujhe lekar? Wo kaise beta?
Son: Mumma wo mujhe kehta hai ki teri maa upar se isliye zyada dikhati hai qki wo neeche se flat hai. Isiliye dheeli saree pehenti hai taaki pta na chale.
Mom: Tera dost ravi mere baare mai aisa sochta hai? Us din aaya to kitna sweetly baat kar rha tha. Mujhe kya pta tha wo mujhe aise judge kar rha hai.
Son: Han mumma us din jab wo hamare ghar aaya uske baad se hi wo aisi baate kar rha hai. Aisa kya hua tha us din?
Mom: Kya pta beta. Mai to vaise hi tayyar hui thi aur behave kar rhi thi jaise aamtor par guests k aage karti hun. Han us din saree zara dheeli pehni thi. Beta mujhe pta hota ki ravi uska ye matlab nikalega to mai saree tight pehenti. Fir wo tujhe is baat par bilkul ni chidha pata.
Son: Mumma wo to mere sab dosto ko yhi baat bta rha hai aunty isiliye jhuk jhuk kar guests ko chai deti hein taaki unka dhyan neeche ki taraf na jaaye. Halaki mere dusre dosto ne usse agree ni kiya mumma. Wo kehte hein ki ni aunty neeche se bhi bohot healthy hein aur full charbidaar hein, par ravi maanta hi nahi aur aapki burai karta rehta hai.
Mom: Beta Mujhe ni pta tha ki meri ek din ki laparwahi se mere bete ko itni baate sunni padengi. Meri hi galti hai, maine socha ravi tera junior hai to us din laparwahi mai aise hi dheeli saree pehen li thi jabki tere baaki dosto k samne mai ekdum tight saree mai rehti hun. Zarur ravi is baat ka bura maan gya hoga. Beta agli baar bulana apne dost ravi ko ghar. Mai make sure karungi ki uski saari shikayat aur galatfehmi door ho jaye.
Son: Mumma ravi aa to rha hai lekin usne mere seniors se dosti kar li hai aur wo unko bhi sath lekar aayga.
Mom: Oh beta ye to mere liye duvidha ho gyi. Tere seniors mere sath jo harkate karte hein unko ravi dekhega to kya kahega. Wo to tere sath ka bhi ni, tera junior hai.
Son: Mumma isiliye to usne seniors se dosti ki. Usne kha ki teri maa mujhe junior samajhke halke mai le rhi thi aur meri respect ni kar rhi thi. isiliye mere liye dheeli saree pehenke aai aur mere baccho jaise gaal kheenche. Mumma wo aapse seniors jaisi respect lena chahta hai.
Mom: Oh beta mai to ravi ko baccha hi samajh rhi thi. Itna cute jo lag rha tha wo. Mujhe nhi pta tha wo iska itna bura maan jayga. Koi baat ni beta, ab mai samajh gyi hun. Ravi ne apni power pradarshit kar di hai. Ab mai usko seniors k jaisa hi treat karungi.
Son: Par mumma seniors to jab aate hein aapke sath kaafi playful rehte hein. Aapko idhar udar pinch karte rehte hein aur tv dekhte hue apko apni godi mai bhi bitha lete hein. Kya ravi bhi aapke sath ye sab karega?
Mom: Dekhte hein beta. Dekhte hein ki wo mera bhaar apni godi mai seh payga ya nahi hehe.
Son: Haha nahi mumma wo nahi seh payga. Aap to usko pichka hi dogi.
Mom: Hehe
Son: Mumma ravi ne to aaj aapka bhaar kaafi acche se seh liya. Hum to expect hi nahi kar rhe the.
Mom (breathless): Han beta kuch zyada hi acche se.
Son: Mumma aap to lagbhag sara time ravi ki god mai hi baithi rhi aaj. Baaki seniors ko to bus shuru mai thodi der moka mila.
Mom: Han beta maine socha tha ki sabko ek bar moka deke fir aaram se side mai baith jaungi. Par ravi ne apni god se akhir tak mujhe uthne hi nahi diya.
Son: Mumma hum to soch rhe the wo pichak jayga. Par aisa to kuch ni hua.
Mom: Beta bus dikhne mai hi wo chota aur cute lagta hai. Aaj maine mehsoos kiya ki wo to asal mai kaafi sakht hai.
Son: Mumma kaisa lag rha tha aapko ravi ki god mai baith kar.
Mom: Accha lag rha tha beta. Wo mujhe kaan mai jokes bhi suna rha tha. Bus neeche thodi der baad kuch chubhne lga tha. Par fir maine khud ko aise adjust kar lia ki wo na chubhe.
Son: Mumma wo apko jokes suna rha tha par aap hans to ni rhi thi, aapke expressions to kuch aur hi the. Aur mumma mujhe to aisa lag rha tha ki wo aapke kan k pas kam aur gardan k pas se zyada aapko jokes suna rha hai.
Mom: Han beta uske jokes koi khas ni the, isliye mujhe hansi ki jagah dusre hi expressions aa rhe the. Maine usse kha bhi ki agli baar acche jokes yaad karke aana. Aur ni beta uske honth to mere kaan k pas hi the, wo to bus mai hi idhar udhar gardan hila rhi thi.
Son: Han mumma aap dekh rhi hongi ki sab seniors acche se time spend kar rhe hein ya nahi. Par mumma kuch der baad aap hilne q lagi thi aur fir aapne aap dono k upar chadar q daal liya tha?
Mom: Beta usne kha ki tumne apne bete ko god mai jhulakar bohot baar lori sunai hogi aaj mai tumhe sunata hun. Beta fir maine socha ki mai itni badi aurat bacche se lori sunti acchi ni lagungi isliye maine apne upar chadal daal li. Par tera chandu senior bohot badmash hai. Usne beech mai hi achanak se chadar kheench li.
Son: Han mumma yun achanak chadar hatne par aapka expression dekhne layak the. Aap ekdum se chonk gyi thi aur uthkar bhagkar chali gyi thi. par mumma jab chadar hati to aapki saree badi ast vyast thi aur ravi k hath aapki saree mai pta ni kha gayab the. Aur aapke blouse k do button bhi khule hue the mumma.
Mom: Han beta wo ravi hi meri saree adjust kar rha tha. Shyad wo use us din k hisab se tight karna chahta tha par wo aur ulajh gyi. Is chakkar mai hi mere blouse k button bhi khul gye. Tabhi to mai bhagkar chali gyi.
Son: Par mumma aapko pta hai aapke uthte hi ravi ki pant mai bhi waisa hi tent nazar aaya jaise us din function mai uncle ki pant mai nazar aaya tha. Aur ravi chandu se kehta hai ki usne klpd karwa diya. Ye klpd kya hot hai mumma?
Mom (hanste hue): Hehe, pta ni beta kya hota hai.