[rajkumar90]

aur adda ke saath kahte hai

Mai neeta nahi hu .. aur ye maxi nahi hai.. nighty hai..

aisa kah ke nawaz ko dekhane lagi . uska bhiga badan .. Aur aapne aap se kahne lage... Iski height arvind se ek do inch kam hi hai magar body zyada muscular hai. Shayad ye kuch exercise ya gym wagaira ki wajah se hogi . Aur fir khud se hi kahne lage.. Inn garib logo ke paas gym ke liye paise kaha honge.. Aur ye khet mai rahta hai aur gym to idhar gaon mai hai.. Khet se gym ke liye aana isse possible nahi hoga.. Khet mai hi ye exercise karta hoga..

Tab nawaz kitchen ke taraf matlab neeta ki taraf jane laga ..

tab aarti kahti hai

Kidhar ja raha hai

aapne to kaha na neeta ke paas jao bol ke

achha ..



aisa bol ke aapne ball thik kart hui badi adda ke saath kahte hai

aise hi jauge kya
Phir kaise jau ..

mera matlab hai tum aise mere kitchen mein nahi ja sakate

phir kaise jana padega

Mere yaha aisa nahi chalega

To

Naha dho ke jana mere kitchen mai warna mat jana

subah to naha dhoke aaya hu Ghar se

par aab to pure gande ho gaye ho na

Phir kya phir se nahana padega kya

Tab uski aur smile karte hui aarti kahti hai...

hai







haan



Memsaab ghar jake aaunga to time lagega



Gahr kyon ja raha hai.. Yahi pai Naha le kisi bathroom mai



wo to thik hai memsaab.. par aap dekh hi rahi ho na pasine se mere kapde kitane kharab ho gaye hai.. kitane badboo aa rahi hai usmai se.. aur aap ko to badboo pasand nahi hai.. nahane ke baad yahi kapde pahan lunga to badboo marenge na.. Maine koi kapde laye nahi hai na



Achha achha sahab ke kuch kapde dete hu.. jada nautanki mat maar



Tab Nawaz haste hui kahta hai



Aap bahut smart ho.. mann ki baat turant jaan leti ho



tab sharmake aapne aankhe band karke baalo mai haat ghumake smile karte Hain..







Aab jada tarif mat karo aur aapna kaam karo



aab kaam kaha karana hai .. nahana hai sirf .. wo bhi aapke bathroom mai ..



Tab bade adda ke saath uski aur dekhte hui kahte hai..





Mere bathroom me nahi .. bahar ke bathroom me nahana hai ..



wahi wahi .. wo bhi aapka hi to bathroom hai



haan hai par mai waha nahati nahi



Achha..



Aisa kah ke aarti ko dekhate hui kahta hai



to de rahe ho na memsaab



Kya ..



wo aapne kaha tha ki sahab ke kapde doge



haan haa



kahte hui badi adda ke saath kahte hai



tumame hai na nawaz.. Dhiraj naaam ko koi chiz hai hi nahi.. Batane ki der uske piche pade rahte ho..



wo kya hai na memsaab aadmi aadat se majboor hota hai.. aur bhookh bahut jor ki lagi hai.. aapne kaha bhi hai na bina nahaye mere kitchen mai nahi aana hai.. To aapne pyare se memsaab ki baat manane padege hi na..



tab aarti smile karti hai..







aur aapni natkhat adda ke saath kahte hai..


ek number ke nautankibaaz ho tum.

To de rahi ho na



aur kuch der Rukh ke kahata hai



Sahab ke kapde



tab Nakhara karte hui aarti kahte hai.. smile ke saath







haan dete hu.. chalo... Par bina nahaye mere kitchen maii nahi aana hai


nahi aaaunga memsaab