03-06-2025, 08:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-06-2025, 08:52 PM by rajkumar90. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Pakka
aisa kehte hui usne apni underpant se pura tana hua lund bahar nikala aur usko aage piche apne hath se hilata hua bola,
“ ye to jaroor accha lagega tere ko”.
aur apne lund ke upar se haat hata diya . Jis karan uska lund kisi saanp ki tarah se fanfanata hua nandita ko dekh raha tha .
Itna bada lund wo bhi itne paas se dekh kar nandita ki to jaise saanse hi atak gayi thi.Javed ka khambhe jaisa lund dekhkar nandita dhak se reh gayi thi . wo pehli baar itane bade lund ko dekh rahi thi.. us ke munh se koi bol nahi fute.javed ko malum tha ki uske lund ko dekhkar auraten hakki bakki reh jati hain. Wahi haal nandita ka tha .. nandita ko bahut dar lag raha tha lekin uski choot se pani bhi nikalta ja raha tha. Usne dhimi awaz mein atakti sanso ke beech kaha,
“ uhh.... mujhe maaf karo ji par aap isko aandar rakho please!”
Kis ko
Tab sharmate hui kahte hai
Aap ke usko
Nandita ki uljhan dekhkar javed muskuraya aur bola
Thik hai tu bolti hai to aandar rakh deta hu par tu aana jarur
Haa jarur aaungi
Phir use kahata hai
Ek kaam kar aate time khane ke liye kuch leke aa
Kya Lana hai ji
Biryani la
Veg biryani
Nahi non veg
Mai nahi khati wo
Mai to khata hu
aap khaoge to mai dekhate rahunge kya
Tere liye veg le aa
tab nakhare se kahti hai
Nahi dono ek hi khayenge
Thik hai mere maa. .. tuje Jo Lana hai wo la
tab hasane lagi
Saath mai beer bhi la
Chii mai nahi jati waise shop pai
Mera Banda jayega use bas paise de
tab adda ke saath kahte hai
Mera nasha hote hui aap ko beer ke nashe ki kya jarurat hai
muje to tera hi nasha kafi hai ..wo ek constable ko dene hai
Matlab ghus
Haa waise hi samaj
Par wo to galat hota hai
To yaha security officer station mai konse sahi chiz hote hai .. yaha sab ko paisa chahiye ya daru ya khane ko biryani tabhi ye bhadve kaam karte hai
Haa security officer wale bahut corrupted hote hai
Haan abhi samji
Leke aaungi ..kitane lani hai
Waise wo ladaka bata dega par tu 2 beer la
Ji aur kuch
bas tu aa ja sajdhaj ke ..kisi dulhan ki tarah
Mere saath kya suhagrat manane ke ichha hai kya aap ki
Haan aisa hi samaj
Tabhi waha us bedroom mai roy sahab aur rani aati hai
Kis se baat chal rahi hai bhabhi
Tab mai rakhati hu kahkar call cut karti hai..
Bhabhi bhaiyaa ka call tha kya
Nahi ..friend ka tha
Friends se itane baat
Tu nahi karti kya
Tab roy sahab kahte hai
Rani tu ruk jara ..
Phir wo nandita ko kahte hai
Beta tuje nahi jana hai na aaditya ke saath
Nahi papa ji mai waha bore ho jaungi
Thik hai ...muje ye 2 file nahi mil Rahi hai..aaditya ne kaha rakhi hai pata nahi chal Raha hai aur uska call bhi nahi lag raha hai
Office mai hogi
Nahi ghar pai laye thi
Thik hai mai dekhate hu
Thik hai
Bhabhi aap sasur aur bahu file dekh lo ..mai ja rahi hu
Kaha
Kaha ka kya matlab hai bhabhi..mera sasural bhi hai
Tab wo dono hasane lage
Hame to hi nahi pata
Aise roy sahab ne kaha to rani gusse mai kahte hai
Aisa hai to mai aaungi nahi yaha aab se ..aap ke liye to aapka beta aur bahu hi sabkuch hai
Aur gusse mai bahar jati hai
Tab Nandita kahte hai
Aare rani papa ji ne to majak mai kaha tah
Haa muje hi majak mai aise tane mare jate hai
Tab roy sahab kahte hai
Sach mai mazak mai bola tha
Nahi muje rahana abhi yaha
Kah ke aapne gahr jane lagi aur roy sahab use samjane lagi aur idhar nandita undono ko dekh ke smile karti hai
aisa kehte hui usne apni underpant se pura tana hua lund bahar nikala aur usko aage piche apne hath se hilata hua bola,
“ ye to jaroor accha lagega tere ko”.
aur apne lund ke upar se haat hata diya . Jis karan uska lund kisi saanp ki tarah se fanfanata hua nandita ko dekh raha tha .
Itna bada lund wo bhi itne paas se dekh kar nandita ki to jaise saanse hi atak gayi thi.Javed ka khambhe jaisa lund dekhkar nandita dhak se reh gayi thi . wo pehli baar itane bade lund ko dekh rahi thi.. us ke munh se koi bol nahi fute.javed ko malum tha ki uske lund ko dekhkar auraten hakki bakki reh jati hain. Wahi haal nandita ka tha .. nandita ko bahut dar lag raha tha lekin uski choot se pani bhi nikalta ja raha tha. Usne dhimi awaz mein atakti sanso ke beech kaha,
“ uhh.... mujhe maaf karo ji par aap isko aandar rakho please!”
Kis ko
Tab sharmate hui kahte hai
Aap ke usko
Nandita ki uljhan dekhkar javed muskuraya aur bola
Thik hai tu bolti hai to aandar rakh deta hu par tu aana jarur
Haa jarur aaungi
Phir use kahata hai
Ek kaam kar aate time khane ke liye kuch leke aa
Kya Lana hai ji
Biryani la
Veg biryani
Nahi non veg
Mai nahi khati wo
Mai to khata hu
aap khaoge to mai dekhate rahunge kya
Tere liye veg le aa
tab nakhare se kahti hai
Nahi dono ek hi khayenge
Thik hai mere maa. .. tuje Jo Lana hai wo la
tab hasane lagi
Saath mai beer bhi la
Chii mai nahi jati waise shop pai
Mera Banda jayega use bas paise de
tab adda ke saath kahte hai
Mera nasha hote hui aap ko beer ke nashe ki kya jarurat hai
muje to tera hi nasha kafi hai ..wo ek constable ko dene hai
Matlab ghus
Haa waise hi samaj
Par wo to galat hota hai
To yaha security officer station mai konse sahi chiz hote hai .. yaha sab ko paisa chahiye ya daru ya khane ko biryani tabhi ye bhadve kaam karte hai
Haa security officer wale bahut corrupted hote hai
Haan abhi samji
Leke aaungi ..kitane lani hai
Waise wo ladaka bata dega par tu 2 beer la
Ji aur kuch
bas tu aa ja sajdhaj ke ..kisi dulhan ki tarah
Mere saath kya suhagrat manane ke ichha hai kya aap ki
Haan aisa hi samaj
Tabhi waha us bedroom mai roy sahab aur rani aati hai
Kis se baat chal rahi hai bhabhi
Tab mai rakhati hu kahkar call cut karti hai..
Bhabhi bhaiyaa ka call tha kya
Nahi ..friend ka tha
Friends se itane baat
Tu nahi karti kya
Tab roy sahab kahte hai
Rani tu ruk jara ..
Phir wo nandita ko kahte hai
Beta tuje nahi jana hai na aaditya ke saath
Nahi papa ji mai waha bore ho jaungi
Thik hai ...muje ye 2 file nahi mil Rahi hai..aaditya ne kaha rakhi hai pata nahi chal Raha hai aur uska call bhi nahi lag raha hai
Office mai hogi
Nahi ghar pai laye thi
Thik hai mai dekhate hu
Thik hai
Bhabhi aap sasur aur bahu file dekh lo ..mai ja rahi hu
Kaha
Kaha ka kya matlab hai bhabhi..mera sasural bhi hai
Tab wo dono hasane lage
Hame to hi nahi pata
Aise roy sahab ne kaha to rani gusse mai kahte hai
Aisa hai to mai aaungi nahi yaha aab se ..aap ke liye to aapka beta aur bahu hi sabkuch hai
Aur gusse mai bahar jati hai
Tab Nandita kahte hai
Aare rani papa ji ne to majak mai kaha tah
Haa muje hi majak mai aise tane mare jate hai
Tab roy sahab kahte hai
Sach mai mazak mai bola tha
Nahi muje rahana abhi yaha
Kah ke aapne gahr jane lagi aur roy sahab use samjane lagi aur idhar nandita undono ko dekh ke smile karti hai