Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

[liljohn]

Vicky kafi der se Shamsher ko kuchh kahne ka soch raha tha.. Par Vasu ke paas 3 ghante se jyada baithne ke baad usko aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi aashram mein baitha ho... uske pravachan sun sun kar uske kaan pak gaye the... Aakhirkar uss'se raha na gaya..," Shamsher bhai.. ek minute pichhe aaoge..!"
" haan.. bata na.. kya baat hai? yahin bol de...!" Shamsher ne pichhe ghoomte huye kaha...
" Nahi yaar.. ek baar pichhe aa ja...!"
"chal!" shamsher khada ho gaya aur dono jakar bus ki pichhli seaton par baith gaye..," kya baat hai..?"
" Baat kya hai yaar.. tumne suna nahi kya?" ye kaise kaise adhyapak.. oh my God! main bhi uski bhasha bolne lag gaya.. ye kaise teacher ko sath le aaya tu bhi.. lagta hai jaise mouj masti ke liye nahi.. teerth yatra par ja rahe hon... saare.. teerth.. saare shlok.. sare mantra.. mujhe suna diye isne.. kuchh kuchh toh mujhe yaad ho bhi gaya.. sunaaoon.. Om vishvani dev: savitur, duritani para shuv: yad bhadram aasuv:...."
" yaar ye kya pagalpan hai.. mujhe kyun suna raha hai ye sab.. baat kya hai.. wo bata na..." Shamsher ne hanste huye kaha..
" Dekh le.. tujhse ek chhand bhi nahi suna gaya.. tu soch.. maine poore havan ke mantra kaise jhele honge yaar.. kaise jhela hoga iss.. isko 3 ghante se jyada..." Vicky ne bechara sa munh banate huye kaha," achchha bhala.. Sneha ke paas baith raha tha.. wahan se bhi mana kar diya.." Vicky ro toh nahi raha tha.. par halat uss'se bhi kahin jyada gayi gujari thi.....
" toh kya karna hai.. Sneha ke sath baithna hai abhi...!" Shamsher ne matlab ki baat par aate huye kaha...
" Nahi bhai... ab.. Sneha ke paas baithne se bhi kya hoga.. iss kambakhat ne toh baaton hi baaton mein meri ijjat si loot li hai.. mujhe kuchh bhi yaad nahi.. sivay uske pravachano ke..!" Vicky ka bura haal tha...
" ha ha ha ha.. nahi yaar.. wo mast aadmi hai.. bus baatein kuchh jyada karta hai.. tu bata.. kya chahiye tujhe ab..?" Shamsher hansna toh aur bhi chahta tha.. par Vicky ki roni surat dekh kar usko raham aa gaya...
" Daru! daru chahiye bhai.. abhi ke abhi.. warna main pagal ho jaaunga..!"
" yahan toh theek nahi hai vicky.. samjha kar...!" Shamsher ne usko samjhane ki koshish ki..
" toh aisa karo.. mujhe yahin utaar do.. main wapas chala jaaunga.. ye upkaar toh kar hi sakte ho.. mere bhai.." Vicky ki shakal sach mein hi dekhne layak thi...
" Chal.. main dekhta hoon.. thoda aage chalkar khana khayenge.. tab dekhte hain.. OK?"

"kitni door aur chalna padega...?" Vicky ke chehre par hulki si rounak lout aayi..
" yahan se babugarh kareeb 15 kilometer aur hai.. wahan se 50 kilometer hai Gajroula.. wahan par khayenge......" Shamsher ne usko thapki dete huye kaha...

"theek hai bhai.. par main wapas uske paas nahi jaaunga.. yahin baitha rahoonga tab tak...." Vicky ne murjhaye huye chehre se kaha..
" tu chal na yaar.. aa.. main Sneha ko tere sath bithwane ka jugad karta hoon.. Disha se kahkar.... aaja!" "A Riya! dekh na, Raj Sleevless T-shirt mein kitna cute lag raha hai!" Priya ne najrein ghumakar ek baar fir se Raj par nigaah dali...
" aur Viru? wo jag raha hai kya?" Riya ne pichhe nahi dekha.. bus usi se poochh liya..
"hummm.. mujhse kyun poochh rahi hai.. tujhe aankhein nahi di kya bhagwan ne?" Priya ne chatkhare lete huye kaha...
" Mujhe nahi dekhna usko! Muchchhad!" Riya ne kahte huye apni aankhein band kar li.. kahin Aankhon se uske dil ki baat na pata chal jaye..
" umm? kya bola tune? Muchchhad? ha ha ha!" Priya pichhe mudkar Viru ke chehre par ugg rahi hulki moonchhon par gour karte huye hans padi.. Viru ne ek pal ko uss'se najrein milayi aur fir apna chehra dusri aur kar liya..
" Aur kya? jab ye mujhse baat nahi karta toh dil karta hai apne naakhuno se iski moonchhe ukhad daloon.. pata nahi kya samajhta hai apne aapko.. tune bhi toh promice kiya tha na.. mere liye baat karegi.. ab toh bhool gayi hogi tu.. tera kaam toh ban hi gaya hai..." Riya ne munh fulate huye kaha..
" Nahi yaar.. aisi baat nahi hai... teri tarah mujhe bhi uss'se baat karte huye darr lagta hai.. par main Raj ko bolkar dekhoongi.. mouka milne de..!" Priya ne Riya ko shantwana di..
" dekh le.. teri marzi hai.. warna maine toh aisa plan soch rakha hai ki bus.. baad mein mujhe mat kahna ye kya kar diya...!" Riya ne bhi usko ultimatum de dala..
" kya? aisa kya karegi tu?" Priya ne sambhavit aascharya mein pahle hi apna munh khol liya...
" wo toh bus tabhi pata chalega.. agar tune uske mujhse dhang se baat karne ke liye razi nahi kiya toh.. ab tu dekh le..." Riya ne raj ko raj hi rakha..
" dekh Riya.. kuchh ulta seedha karne ki mat sochna.. main kah rahi hoon na.. main baat karoongi..... A.. wo dekh.. Sneha vicky wali seat par chali gayi.. haye.. kass! main bhi Raj ke sath baith sakti..." Priya ne bolte bolte achanak Riya ka dhyan aaage ki aur kheencha..
" aur dekh.. wo 'Sir' uss ladki ke sath baith gaye.. unka bhi kuchh chakkar hai kya?" Riya ne Vasu ki aur ishara kiya...
" Dhat! pagal.. Ab Sneha uski seat par jayegi toh wo kya wahin baithe rahenge.. isiliye Neeru ke paas jakar baith gaye honge.. 'wo' toh 'Sir' hain uske!" Priya ne Riya ke man ka 'mail' nikalne ki koshish ki...
" beshak Sir hon.. par tu chahe shart laga le.. kuchh na kuchh baat jaroor hai.. abhi dekha nahi tune.. dono ek dusre se najrein milakar kaise khil uthhe the.. haan.. kuchh na kuchh chakkar jaroor milge inka bhi!" Riya apni baat par ad gayi..
"Chal na.. tu toh pagal hai.. ab chup kar ye baatein.. koyi sun lega!" kahte huye Priya ne ek baar aur Raj ko aur Viru ki 'moonchhon' ko dekha aur seedhi baith gayi...
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"tum theek toh ho na.. Neeru! ultiyaan wagairah toh nahi aane wali hain na...!" Apne Vasu ne kya topic dhoondha tha.. baat shuru karne ke liye.. wah!
Neeru ne Gardan neeche karke apna sir 'na' mein hila diya.. Vasu ki jaanghein uski jaanghon ke sath sat'te hi uske badan mein wasnatmak sugbugahat si shuru ho gayi thi... iss 'masti' ko aur badhane ke liye usne apni jaanghein thodi si khol kar Vasu se aur jyada chipka di...
" ohh.. kshama karna! maine jaan-boojh kar aisa nahi kiya.." kahte huye Vasu ne sarakte huye apne ko Neeru se thoda alag kar liya.. uss lalloo ko ye laga ki Neeru ka bhari bus mein uske sath sat kar baithna achchha nahi laga hoga...
bechari Neeru kya bolti! khoon ka ghoont peekar rah gayi.. ab aise 'diljale' se yaari ki hai toh bhugatna toh padega hi..
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"Thanx Vicky!" Sneha ne chupke se Vicky ke kaan mein kahte huye apna sir uske kandhe par tika diya...
Vicky ne apna hath Sneha ki gardan ke pichhe se le jaate huye dusri taraf uske kandhe par rakh liya..
" tum mujhse abhi bhi pyar karti ho na.. Sanu!" Vicky ne houle se ye baat Sneha ke kaan mein kahkar usko andar tak gudguda diya..
" pata nahi.." Kahkar Sneha ne usko kohni mari..
" bata na.. main seriously poochh raha hoon.." Vicky ne fir se uske kaan mein kaha..
" seriously?" Sneha ne sawaal kiya..
" haan.. yaar seriously.."
Sneha ne apna chehra thoda sa upar uthaya aur uske kaan ke paas apne hont le gayi..," Mera 'pyar' karne ka bahut dil kar raha hai.. main mari ja rahi hoon.. tumhari baahon mein aane ke liye.. kab pahunchenge Nainitaal?"
Vicky ko jawaab mil gaya.. wah aur uska dil, dono jhoom uthhe..," thanx Sanu! main bhi tumhare liye ab utna hi tadap raha hoon.." kahte huye vicky ne Sneha ke kandhe ko dabakar apne se sata liya..
" Main.. tumhari god mein sir rakh loon..?" Sneha ne apni garam saansein Vicky ke kaano ke paas chhodi toh vicky ka 'sab kuchh' akad gaya..
" yahan? abhi? sabke saamne? sabko ajeeb nahi lagega kya?"
" lagne do.. yahan mujhe koun jaanta hai.. aur jo jaante hain.. unka pata hi hai ki main tumhari hi hoon.. kya farq padta hai..?" Sneha uske thoda aur kareeb aakar boli..
" theek hai.. aa jao.. mujhe bhi koyi problem nahi hai..?" Vicky ne uss'se thoda door hatkar Sneha ke uski god mein sir rakhne ka rasta saaf kar diya..
Sneha ne ek pal ko jhijhakte huye apne baayein dekha aur fir aankhein band karke Vicky ki god mein sir tika diya...
par unko dekhne ki fursat kiske paas thi.. sab ya toh 'apne apnon' par najar rakhe huye the ya fir so chuke the... Sivay Aarzoo ko chhodkar.. uska koyi aisa 'apna' toh bus mein tha nahi.. aur neend uski uda hi di thi.. Amit ne.. 'bandar aur kutiya' wali baat kahkar.. jaane anjaane.. kafi der tak uska dhyan isi baat par tika raha.. aur jab uss baat se dhyan hata toh 'vicky' par aakar tik gaya...
Vicky aur Sneha ki chuhalbajiyan uske tan-man mein gudgudi si paida kar rahi thi.. aur jaise hi Sneha jhuk kar vicky ki god mein leti.. 'kalpana shakti' ki door usko vicky ki jaanghon ke beech le gayi..aur anayas hi uski jaanghein kaskar ek dusri se sat gayi.. jane kaisa ahsaas tha.. par jo bhi tha.. Aarzoo ke chehre par bade hi kamuk bhav ujagar ho gaye.. 'issshhh'
" ye kya hai? tum toh abhi se taiyaar ho?" Sneha ne jaise hi vicky ki god mein sir rakha.. ek 'jani-pahchani 'cheez' uske gaalon se aakar sat gayi.. wo kahte huye shararat se muskura padi..
vicky kuchh nahi bola.. bus muskuraya aur uske chehre par pyar se hath ferne laga...
" Mujhe nahi pata.. mujhe sir rakhne mein dikkat ho rahi hai.. isko theek karo pahle.." Sneha ne shararati tareeke se apne gaal aur uss 'cheej' ke beech apna hath rakhte huye dheere se kaha.. hath ka sparsh jean ke upar se paate hi 'wo' aur bhi akad gaya.. aur bhi seedha ho gaya.. aur bhi lamba..
" Dekho.. main pahle hi bol rahi hoon... warna...!" Sneha ne jaise kuchh than hi liya tha..
"main kya karoon.. aaaah" Bolte bolte vicky ki siski nikal gayi.. Sneha ne apne daanton se jean ka wo ubhra hua bhag kaat khaya tha..
Vicky ki siski sunkar Sneha ki hansi chhoot gayi.. wo kahte hain na.. 'chori chori pyar mein hai jo maja!'"aah.. ye kya.. sabko pata chal jayega.." Vicky ne sisak'te huye jhuk kar dheere se kaha...
" Achchha.. ab nahi karoongi.. par baad mein tumhe chhodungi nahi.. dekh lena!" Sneha ne vicky ki aankhon mein jhankte huye sharaarat se apni aankhein matkayi.. aur neeche hi neeche apne hathon se 'uss' ko sahlane lagi.. Vicky par pyar karne ki khumari chadhti ja rahi thi...
Aarzoo bade gour se pal pal badalte Vicky ke chehre ke bhavon ko dekh rahi thi.. usko poora yakin tha ki neeche 'kuchh' na 'kuchh' ho raha hai...
" Sona! tune kuchh dekha kya?" Aarzoo Sonia ke kaan mein fusfusayi..
" Kya?" Sone ki taiyari kar rahi Sonia ne Aarzoo ke chehre ki aur dekhte huye kaha..
" Meri taraf kya dekh rahi hai? udhar dekh.. Saamne!" Aarzoo ne Sonia ko kohni maari..
Sonia ne bus mein aage ki taraf najrein doudayi, par uski najrein wo nahi dekh payi jo Aarzoo dekh rahi thi.. ya fir dekh kar bhi samajh nahi payi," kya dekhoon?"
" Are.. wo ladki.. Sneha uski god mein sir rakhe leti hai... dikhta nahi kya tujhe?"
" aaa haan.. par main dekhu kya?" Sonia abhi bhi anjaan thi..
" tu toh bilkul buddhu hai.. kabhi 'waisi' movie nahi dekhi kya?"
" Sonia 'waisi movie' ka matlab turant samajh gayi," main.. main kyun dekhoongi.. waisi movie.. par tu kahna kya chah rahi hai...?" Sonia ne Aarzoo ke kaan mein fusfusaya...
" oho.. tu toh jaise bilkul hi bholi hai.. sun.. idhar aa" Aarzoo ne kaha aur Sonia uske chehre ki aur jhuk gayi..," Kya?"
" Maine dekhi hai ek baar... usmein ek angrejan kisi angrej ka 'wo' munh mein lekar choos rahi thi.."
Sonia ne Aarzoo ko beech mein hi tok diya..," Dhat! aisi baatein kyun kar rahi hai..?"
" are.. main aisi baat aise hi nahi bol rahi.. tu sun toh sahi.. jab wo aisa kar rahi thi toh wo angrej bhi aise hi sisak raha tha.. jaise ye..."
"Matlab... Sneha.. hey bhagwan.." aur Sonia ne aascharya aur sharam mein apne hath se apna munh dhak liya..
"tu dhyan se dekh.. tujhe apne aap samajh aa jayega..."
" par.. wo aisa kyun kar rahi hai..? sharam nahi aati usko.." Sonia ka chehra sharam se laal ho gaya tha..
" Maje bhi toh aa rahe honge.." Aarzoo ne sonia ke samanya gyan mein ijaafa kiya..
"Majey?? iss kaam mein kaise majey?" Beshak Sonia ye sawaal kar rahi thi.. par ab tak uski mansal jaanghon ke beech usko bhi taralta ka ahsaas hone laga tha... kudaratan!
"ab main tujhe karke dikhaaun kya? tu sach mein nahi samajhti kya ye sab.." Sonia ne peechhe mudkar dekha.. Amit neend ke aagosh mein pada so raha tha..
" nahi.. kasam se.. maine kabhi nahi kiya aisa kuchh" Sonia ne bholi bante huye kaha...
" ek baat bataoon.. kisi ko bolegi toh nahi na..? Aarzoo ne uska hath pakadte huye kaha..
" maine teri kabhi koyi baat kisi ko batayi hai kya?" kahte huye Sonia man hi man wo naam yaad karne lagi thi jis jis ko wo Aarzoo ka 'Raj' bata kar apna pate hulka kar sakegi.. aakhir ladki thi bhai
" Maine hai na.. ek baar.. dekh tujhe meri kasam hai.. kisi ko bolna mat.." Sonia kahte kahte ruk gayi..
" are bol na baba.. nahi bataaungi.. promice!"
" theek hai.. ek baar mujhe ek 'gandi' movie ghar par mili thi.. main akeli hi thi.. maine movie chala li... usmein .. maine abhi bataya tha na tujhe...?" Aarzoo ne apna chehra Sonia se door karte huye uske mano bhavon ko padhne ki koshish ki..
" haan.. haan.. tu bata na.. jaldi" Sonia ne kamukta se apni jaanghon ko kaskar bheech liya.. ajeeb si gudgudi ho rahi thi.. uske badan mein...
" usmein ladki 'usko' munh mein lekar choos rahi thi.. aur wo 'bahut' bada ho gaya tha.." Aarzoo ne apne angoothe aur ungaliyon ko ek dusre se door failate huye 'uska' size samjhane ki koshish ki," aur fir baad mein 'wo' bhi 'uski' chaat raha tha..."
Sonia ka hath swat: hi uski god se neeche chala gaya tha.. shayad chipchipi ho gayi panty ko durust karne ke liye.. ya fir 'uss' meethe ahsaas ko hathon se mahsoos karne ke liye...," haye Raaam! fir..?"
" fir kya? fir wo pyar karne lage..." Aarzoo ne apni aankhon ko failate huye kaha..
" pyar? ye pyar kaise hota hai Ajju!" Sonia ke badan mein aag si lag gayi.. usko 'ye' baatein sunkar itna maja aa raha tha ki usne apni ek jaangh ko dusri ke upar chadha liya...
Sonia ka bhi lagbhag waisa hi haal tha.. ab wo dono vicky aur Sneha se apna dhyan hatakar ek dusri ka hath masalne mein lagi huyi thi.. aur shayad unmein se kisi ko iski khabar bhi na ho.. sab kuchh apne aap ho raha tha..," pyar.. 'usko' 'usmein' daal kar karte hain.." Sonia har ang ke liye 'uss' aur 'wo' sarvnaam ka prayog kar rahi thi... chahe wo purush ka ho ya stri ka..