13-04-2025, 12:34 AM
Chapter - 14
Subah main utha, kamra bilkul saaf—bistar ke chaddar naye, kal raat ki koi nishani nahi. Meri nazar us strawberry condom ko dhundhne lagi, jo maine Hira ko diya tha, par woh gayab tha. Maine aankhein ragdi, bathroom ki taraf chala, tab meri nazar us khidki pe padi—wahi jahan se maine Noor aur Hira ka jungli khel dekha tha. Ek gandi khushi dil mein chhupi thi, kal raat ka tamasha meri aankhon ke saamne tha. Fresh hoke main bahar nikla, naak mein biryani ki khushboo aayi. Kitchen mein Noor degchi ke paas khadi thi, kameez ke aasteen upar chadhe, baal joode mein. Uske chehre pe chamak thi, hothon pe muskurahat. Main ruk gaya, “Wah, Noor, aaj biryani?” Usne meri taraf dekha, haske boli, “Rizwan ke abbu, aaj Sunday tha to socha sab ke liye special bana dun.” Maine hasa, “Itna achha khushboo hai, intezaar kaise karun?” Woh degchi mein masale milate hue boli, “Bas thodi sabr rakho.” Uski har harkat waisi hi thi—bilkul meri Noor, koi badlaav nahi.
Main hall mein chala, sofa pe baith ke TV chala diya—koi filmi gaana chal raha tha, par mera dhyan kal raat pe tha, Noor ki siskiyan, uska Hira ke saath josh. Mera lund tanne laga, par sujan se dard utha, ek ganda ehsaas jo kal raat ki yaad dilata tha. Ek achha cuck ban ke, main khush tha—Hira aur Noor ka tamasha dil mein basa hua tha. Kuch der baad biryani tayyar hui, ghar wale ek saath khane baith gaye—ammi, abbu, Noor. Noor ne sab ko parosa, uski muskurahat mein wahi narmi thi, wahi gharwali ka roop. Main usse dekhta raha—woh abhi bhi meri achhi biwi thi. Dil mein faqr utha, biryani ka swaad lete hue main unki raat ke jadoo mein khoya, ek gandi khushi ke saath.
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Itwar ko hum sab kha suntaane lage, Noor lekin apne phone pe chatting kar rahi thi mujhe chhupa-chhupa ke, mujhe yeh dekh thodi hansi aa gayi, main bhi mobile pe porn dekh raha tha - lekin ab mujhe porn se zyada maza nahi mil raha tha, kyunki kal raat ki tasveerein kisi porn ko aasani se maat de chuki thi.
Hum dono bistar pe letay hue the, tabhi mujhe usi kameene ka message aaya.
- Are madarchod bhadwe, teri bibi ne biryani banayi mere ko khabar bhi nahi di.
Main yeh padh sochne laga ki Noor ne isse bataya hai ki biryani bani hai.
- Haan bani to hai, khana hai kya biryani?
- Haan madarchod, khaunga tabhi na teri bibi ko patak patak ke chodunga.
Main yeh sun muskane laga, aur Noor ki aur dekha jo abhi bhi mobile pe chatting kar rahi thi, main phir andar hi andar hansa.
- Tujhe biryani khani hai, apni maal chodani hai, kal raat ki tarah.
- Bhadwe tujhe to front row seat mili hui thi, maza aaya ki nahi?
- Haan yaar bahut maza aaya, Noor kitna masti se chudwa rahi thi.
- Ha ha ha, tu achha nimbu ka juice banata hai, ek thela khol le, kaafi paise kama lega.
Main hasne laga is message ko padh ke.
- Hat chutiye, biryani khana hai, abhi bacha hua hoga.
- Neki aur puch puch - bol abhi aa jaun?
- Haan ajao, aur ammi-abbu ko pata chal jaye, chutiye.
Maine message reply kiya.
- Haat madarchod tere ammi-abbu meri maal ke beech deewar bane hue hain, inki maaki chut.
- Uska kuch nahi ho sakta hai, tu kya kar, Noor ko bol mujhse poochhe ki kuch kaam hai market mein, main mana kar dunga - tere sath bhej dunga.
- Wah bhadwe, abhi kehta hun, lekin kaisa kaam?
- Kuch bhi yaar, bol de ki dentist ke paas jana hai.
- Dentist ka lund chusaane jana hai.
Main yeh message padh hasne laga.
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Aadha ghanta baad Noor kamre mein aayi, kameez thodi idhar-udhar, baal joode mein, chehre pe ek chamak. Bistar pe mere paas baithi, phone haath mein, aur muskurate hue boli, “Rizwan ke abbu, mujhe dant ke hakim ke paas jana hai, chaloge na?” Maine kuch der socha aur kaha, “Noor, main kaafi thaka hua hoon, emergency hai?” Ispe Noor ne meri aur dekhte hue apne phone ko kas ke pakda aur jhoot bola, “Haan, Rizwan ke abbu.” Maine kuch der socha, dil mein ek lazzat daud rahi thi. “Accha, tum uske sath chali jao, Hira ke sath. Accha ladka hai, kitni madad karta hai hum sab ki.” Mere yeh kehte hi Noor ke chehre pe ek sharaarti muskaan fail gayi, aur usne dheere se kaha, “Aap jaisa kahein, Rizwan ke abbu.”
Maine phir us kameene ko message kiya:
- Le jao apni maal ko.
- Abhi aata hoon, bahdwe.
Maine Noor ko awaaz di, jo kitchen wapas chali gayi thi, “Noor, maine usse bula liya hai, tum tayyar ho jao, aur haan, thodi biryani pack kar lena, kisi wajah se deri hui to khane ke liye.” Ispe Noor ki aankhein chamak rahi thi, jaise woh yahi sunna chahti thi. “Theek hai, Rizwan ke abbu,” usne kaha. Noor ne kitchen mein biryani ek tiffin mein pack ki aur phir ek kaale rang ka burqa pehna. Mera lund dard aur sujan ke bawajood khada hone laga tha. Phir kuch der mein Noor ghar se nikal gayi. Main daud ke balcony mein gaya, neeche dekha to wahi kameena bike pe helmet lagaye khada tha. Noor uske peechhe seat pe baith gayi, aur main unhe jaate hue dekhta raha.
Subah main utha, kamra bilkul saaf—bistar ke chaddar naye, kal raat ki koi nishani nahi. Meri nazar us strawberry condom ko dhundhne lagi, jo maine Hira ko diya tha, par woh gayab tha. Maine aankhein ragdi, bathroom ki taraf chala, tab meri nazar us khidki pe padi—wahi jahan se maine Noor aur Hira ka jungli khel dekha tha. Ek gandi khushi dil mein chhupi thi, kal raat ka tamasha meri aankhon ke saamne tha. Fresh hoke main bahar nikla, naak mein biryani ki khushboo aayi. Kitchen mein Noor degchi ke paas khadi thi, kameez ke aasteen upar chadhe, baal joode mein. Uske chehre pe chamak thi, hothon pe muskurahat. Main ruk gaya, “Wah, Noor, aaj biryani?” Usne meri taraf dekha, haske boli, “Rizwan ke abbu, aaj Sunday tha to socha sab ke liye special bana dun.” Maine hasa, “Itna achha khushboo hai, intezaar kaise karun?” Woh degchi mein masale milate hue boli, “Bas thodi sabr rakho.” Uski har harkat waisi hi thi—bilkul meri Noor, koi badlaav nahi.
Main hall mein chala, sofa pe baith ke TV chala diya—koi filmi gaana chal raha tha, par mera dhyan kal raat pe tha, Noor ki siskiyan, uska Hira ke saath josh. Mera lund tanne laga, par sujan se dard utha, ek ganda ehsaas jo kal raat ki yaad dilata tha. Ek achha cuck ban ke, main khush tha—Hira aur Noor ka tamasha dil mein basa hua tha. Kuch der baad biryani tayyar hui, ghar wale ek saath khane baith gaye—ammi, abbu, Noor. Noor ne sab ko parosa, uski muskurahat mein wahi narmi thi, wahi gharwali ka roop. Main usse dekhta raha—woh abhi bhi meri achhi biwi thi. Dil mein faqr utha, biryani ka swaad lete hue main unki raat ke jadoo mein khoya, ek gandi khushi ke saath.
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Itwar ko hum sab kha suntaane lage, Noor lekin apne phone pe chatting kar rahi thi mujhe chhupa-chhupa ke, mujhe yeh dekh thodi hansi aa gayi, main bhi mobile pe porn dekh raha tha - lekin ab mujhe porn se zyada maza nahi mil raha tha, kyunki kal raat ki tasveerein kisi porn ko aasani se maat de chuki thi.
Hum dono bistar pe letay hue the, tabhi mujhe usi kameene ka message aaya.
- Are madarchod bhadwe, teri bibi ne biryani banayi mere ko khabar bhi nahi di.
Main yeh padh sochne laga ki Noor ne isse bataya hai ki biryani bani hai.
- Haan bani to hai, khana hai kya biryani?
- Haan madarchod, khaunga tabhi na teri bibi ko patak patak ke chodunga.
Main yeh sun muskane laga, aur Noor ki aur dekha jo abhi bhi mobile pe chatting kar rahi thi, main phir andar hi andar hansa.
- Tujhe biryani khani hai, apni maal chodani hai, kal raat ki tarah.
- Bhadwe tujhe to front row seat mili hui thi, maza aaya ki nahi?
- Haan yaar bahut maza aaya, Noor kitna masti se chudwa rahi thi.
- Ha ha ha, tu achha nimbu ka juice banata hai, ek thela khol le, kaafi paise kama lega.
Main hasne laga is message ko padh ke.
- Hat chutiye, biryani khana hai, abhi bacha hua hoga.
- Neki aur puch puch - bol abhi aa jaun?
- Haan ajao, aur ammi-abbu ko pata chal jaye, chutiye.
Maine message reply kiya.
- Haat madarchod tere ammi-abbu meri maal ke beech deewar bane hue hain, inki maaki chut.
- Uska kuch nahi ho sakta hai, tu kya kar, Noor ko bol mujhse poochhe ki kuch kaam hai market mein, main mana kar dunga - tere sath bhej dunga.
- Wah bhadwe, abhi kehta hun, lekin kaisa kaam?
- Kuch bhi yaar, bol de ki dentist ke paas jana hai.
- Dentist ka lund chusaane jana hai.
Main yeh message padh hasne laga.
---
Aadha ghanta baad Noor kamre mein aayi, kameez thodi idhar-udhar, baal joode mein, chehre pe ek chamak. Bistar pe mere paas baithi, phone haath mein, aur muskurate hue boli, “Rizwan ke abbu, mujhe dant ke hakim ke paas jana hai, chaloge na?” Maine kuch der socha aur kaha, “Noor, main kaafi thaka hua hoon, emergency hai?” Ispe Noor ne meri aur dekhte hue apne phone ko kas ke pakda aur jhoot bola, “Haan, Rizwan ke abbu.” Maine kuch der socha, dil mein ek lazzat daud rahi thi. “Accha, tum uske sath chali jao, Hira ke sath. Accha ladka hai, kitni madad karta hai hum sab ki.” Mere yeh kehte hi Noor ke chehre pe ek sharaarti muskaan fail gayi, aur usne dheere se kaha, “Aap jaisa kahein, Rizwan ke abbu.”
Maine phir us kameene ko message kiya:
- Le jao apni maal ko.
- Abhi aata hoon, bahdwe.
Maine Noor ko awaaz di, jo kitchen wapas chali gayi thi, “Noor, maine usse bula liya hai, tum tayyar ho jao, aur haan, thodi biryani pack kar lena, kisi wajah se deri hui to khane ke liye.” Ispe Noor ki aankhein chamak rahi thi, jaise woh yahi sunna chahti thi. “Theek hai, Rizwan ke abbu,” usne kaha. Noor ne kitchen mein biryani ek tiffin mein pack ki aur phir ek kaale rang ka burqa pehna. Mera lund dard aur sujan ke bawajood khada hone laga tha. Phir kuch der mein Noor ghar se nikal gayi. Main daud ke balcony mein gaya, neeche dekha to wahi kameena bike pe helmet lagaye khada tha. Noor uske peechhe seat pe baith gayi, aur main unhe jaate hue dekhta raha.