Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

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" ab bhi toh aa gayi.. maine kaha nahi tha? bhai ke bina dil nahi lagega tumhara!" Viru Sneha ki aur Muskurate huye bola..
Sneha kuchh na bol saki.. uske chehre par aise bhav the jaise uska sab kuchh kho gaya ho.. jaise usko visvas hi nahi tha.. Vicky uski duniya mein satrangi sapne sajakar yun bhag jayega.. Ghar ke andar aate huye bhi wah mud kar baar baar pichhe dekhti rahi........ " haan! toh list bana lo, yahan se koun koun tour par ja rahe hain?" Living room mein Sabko apne charon aur liye baithi Gouri ne chillakar sabko chup kiya.. Viru ek taraf leta hua tha aur Raj uske paas baitha hua ladkiyon ki baatein sun raha tha...
" koun koun kya? sabhi chalenge..!" Vani ne apni najrein ghumakar sabhi ke chehre par jhalak aayi sahmati ke bhav dekhe...
"kyun nahi? poore gaanv ko hi utha le chalte hain... kya khayal hai?" Gouri ne Vani ki hansi udate huye kaha...
" main toh yahan baithe sabhi logon ki baat kar rahi thi.. Gaanv ki baat thode hi kar rahi hoon.." Vani ne munh banate huye kaha...
"arey pagli.. hum sab toh chalenge hi.. par 5-7 bachchon se tour thode hi chala jayega.. kuchh idea do.. gaanv ki aur koun koun ladkiyan chal sakti hain... hamare sath.. agle mahine exam hain.. college se jyada chalne ko taiyaar nahi hongi.." Gouri ne samjhate huye kaha..
" Neha!" Disha tapak se boli.. uske jehan mein sabse pahla naam yahi aaya..," wo jaroor chal padegi.. agar main usko kah doongi toh!"
"theek hai.. likh liya.. aur?" Gouri ne wahan baithe sabhi ke naam likh kar agli line mein 'neha' likh diya!
"Divya! wo toh pakka chal padegi.. likh lo!" ye Vani ki aawaj thi..
" OK!"
" Nisha!" Gouri ne yaad karte huye naam liya..
" Na! wo nahi chal sakti.. uski toh shadi hai.. agle hafte! " Disha ne Gouri ko naam likhne se rok diya...
"sach? kiske sath?" Gouri ne chahakte huye poochha.. Nisha ko Sanjay ka khayal ho aaya.. kitna bewafa nikla wo?
"Koyi bada businessman hai.. Hisar se.. suna hai love marriage hai.. ladke walon ne khud hath maanga hai.."
" chhodo na.. aur naam yaad karo!" Vani ne Disha ke munh par hath rakhte huye kaha..," Sarita!" Vani ko yunhi yaad aa gaya.. Divya se Rakesh aur uss'se Sarita!
" chal na! kiska naam le rahi hai.. tour ka maja kharab karwayegi kya? " Disha ne bigate huye kaha..
" Mat le chalo! mujhe kya hai? Maine toh naam yaad dilaya tha bus!" Vani ne munh banaya...
" likh lete hain yaar.. waise hi bachche kum pad rahe hain.. agar aur ladkiyan jaane ko taiyaar ho gayi toh naam kaat denge.. ismein kya hai!" Gouri ne samjhate huye kaha...
"chalo.. likh lo! waise meri koyi dushman bhi nahi hai wo.. bus.. nature ki achchhi nahi hai.." Disha ne safayi dete huye kaha..
Gouri ne naam likh liya..
" Seema didi.. wo bhi toh chal sakti hain..?" Vani ne ek aur naam yaad dilaya..
" nahi.. wo nahi chalengi.. wo toh pregnant hain.." Disha ne ye naam bhi nakar diya..
" Poochh toh lo didi.. kya pata chal padein!" Vani ne jor dekar kaha..
" Mujhe pata hai chhutaki.. wo nahi chalengi.. tu khamkha.. behas kyun kar rahi hai..?"
" Mansi!.. haan.. Mansi.. likh lo didi.. inki mat suno! ye toh 'bus' ko bharne hi nahi dengi wo pakka chalegi.. mere kahte hi!" Vani ek baar Gouri ki aur muskurayi aur fir Disha ki aur ghoora.. kahin wo mana na kar de.. Disha muskurane lagi.. Mansi ke sath hi usko manu ka khayal aa gaya tha...
" likh liya.. aur bolo.." Gouri ne naam likhte huye kaha..
"Kitne ho gaye didi..?" Vani ne copy mein jhankte huye poochha...
"Dekho.. Disha.. Sneha.. Main.. Priya.. Riya.. Vani.. Raj.. Virender... Neha.. Divya.. Sarita.. Mansi.. aur Mummy... Jija ji.. Vasu Sir.. " Gouri ne aakhiri teeno naam list mein jodte huye kaha..
" Aur Sunil Sir?" Vani ne yaad dilaya..
" Nahi.. Mummy ne poochha tha.. wo nahi chal payenge..!" Gouri ne bataya...
Vani jaane kab se kuchh soch rahi thi..," ladkiyan 11 aur ladke sirf 4!"
par kisi ne bechari ki baat par dhyan nahi diya.. usne Disha ki aur Dekha," Didi!"
" Hummmm!" Disha kuchh sochti huyi boli...
Vani ko kuchh kahte na bana.. uske dil ki baat toh Disha ko soch leni chahiye thi...
" Bol!" Disha ne usko toka...
" Kuchh nahi!" Vani ne mayoos hote huye kaha...
"Vicky nahi chal raha kya?" Priya aur Riya Sneha ko dekhte huye achanak ek sath bol padi..
Sneha kuchh na boli.. wo aise hi baithi rahi.. gumsum si...
" Didi! ek minute idhar aana...!" Vani ne khadi hote huye Disha ka hath kheencha..
Disha uthkar uske sath bahar aa gayi," kya?" uski aankhon mein sharaarat si thi.. Shayad wo samajh rahi thi ki Vani kya kahna chahti hai..
" agar Mansi ne mana kar diya toh..?" Vani ne uski aankhon mein dekhte huye poochha...
"par tu hi toh kah rahi thi.. wo chal padegi.. tu fone kar le usko.." Disha anjaan bani rahi..
" nahi.. matlab... aap samajhti kyun nahi.. agar usne mana kar diya toh..?" Vani kuchh aur bhi kahna chahti thi..
" Toh kya?"
" jaise agar uske ghar walon ne agar ye kah diya ki hum isko akeli nahi bhejenge.. toh..?" Vani ne hulka sa ishara diya...
" toh kya? hum jabardasti thode hi le ja sakte hain.. nahi le jayenge.. naam kaat denge.. aur kya?" ab Disha ko ismein koyi shak nahi tha ki Vani ghumafira kar Manu ko sath le chalne ko kah rahi hai..
Vani pair patakti huyi Andar aa gayi..," Mujhe nahi chalna tour par.. main nahi ja rahi.. mera naam kaat do" kahkar Vani Viru ke bed ke paas dale huye sofe par aakar pasar gayi...
Disha bhi uske peechhe peechhe hanste huye andar aa gayi..
" Ab kya problem ho gayi chhammak chhalo!" Viru ne hanste huye Vani ko chheda...
" Aap bhi mat jao tour par.. main bhi nahi ja rahi.. koyi maja nahi aayega tour par.. sab bore hi hone hain.. mujhe pata hai.." Vani ne aur bhi logon ko protest mein shamil karne ki koshish ki..
" Theek hai.. main bhi nahi ja raha.. mujhe toh waise bhi pair mein dard hai.. main kya karoonga jakar..? ghooma toh waise bhi nahi jana hai mujhse!" Viru ne uske Sur mein sur milaya...
Riya ne palat kar vani se hath mila rahe Viru ko dekha.. seene mein anjani si jalan huyi," tumhare liye strecher le chalenge.. main ghumati rahungi.. iss tooti huyi taang ko.."
" pahle khud toh dhang se chalna seekh le.. mujhe ghumayegi..!" Viru ne eent ka jawaab patthar se diya..
" haaaaaaa.. mujhe chalna nahi aata..! kisne bola hai..?" Riya ne viru ko ghoorte huye poochha..
" Maine dekha hai.. Mardon ki tarah se chalti hai tu.. ladkiyon wali toh tujhmein baat hi nahi hai.. " kahte huye Viru jor jor se hansne laga...
Riya ne munh banaya aur uthkar andar chali gayi..
" kya hai ye.. hum planning kar rahe hain chalne ki aur tum logon ko ladayi soojh rahi hai.. Vani idhar aaja.. kuchh aur naam sochte hain..!" Disha ne Vani ko pyar se pukara..
" Main nahi chal rahi.. Mansi ke bagair main nahi jaaungi..." Vani ne apna chehra dusri aur ghuma liya...
" matlab Mansi nahi chal rahi..? Gouri ne uske naam par pen rakh diya..
" Chalegi na.. ye toh pagal hai.. Vani! main uske gharwalon se baat kar loongi.. wo bhej denge usko.. aaja tu.."
Vani nahi aayi.. tabhi Anjali ghar aa gayi," Arey Sneha.. Oh My God!" tum aa gayi.. tumne bataya kyun nahi..? Maine toh.."
" Mummy.. hum tour ki planning kar rahe hain.. college se kitne naam huye?" Gouri ne Anjali ki baat par gour na karte huye poochha...
" Par tour toh maine cancel kar diya.. 5-7 ladkiyon ne kaha tha ki wo ghar poochh kar jawaab dengi.. par maine fir unko mana hi kar diya.. ab toh kal hi poochhna padega... main ajeet aur Shamsher ko fone kar deti hoon...!" Anjali ko yaad aaya.. wo log bhi chinta kar rahe honge...
" maine kar diya Ma'm" Sneha ne anjali ko bataya...
" oh.. bahut achchha kiya.. par mujhe bhi bata dena chahiye tha na.. main sara din tension mein rahi..." Anjali ne uske paas aakar baithte huye pyar se uske gaalon par hath fera..," mere sath andar aa ek baar..."
Sneha Anjali ke pichhe pichhe bedroom ki aur chal di...
" ye kya kar rahi ho tum?" Anjali jor jor se hunsne lagi.. Riya ko dekhkar Sneha bhi apni hansi ko na rok payi..
" apni chal dekh rahi hoon.. bahar wo 'tooti taang kah raha hai ki mujhe chalna nahi aata.. main ladkon ki tarah chalti hoon.. ladkon ki tarah chalti hoon kya main? aur kya ab main catwalk karoon..?" Riya ne gusse se kaha.. wo Dressing table ke saamne khadi hokar apne madak kulhon ko matkate huye baar baar aage pichhe ho rahi thi...
" Wo toh pagal hai! koun kah sakta hai ki tumhe chalna nahi aata.. ulta tumhari chal toh bahut hi... achchhi hai.. usne dekhi hi kahan hai.. ladkiyon ki chal aaj tak.. kabhi dekhta bhi hai wo ladkiyon ko.. diya hoga toh tumhari hi chal par diya hoga dhyan.. ya tumhe jalane ke liye kah raha hoga.. har ladki tumhari tarah kahan chal pati hai Riya!" Sneha ne sach mein hi uski chal ki tareef ki thi.. Morni jaisi chal kahein toh atisyokti na hogi..... "par mummy, tour college ki taraf se hi jana jaroori hai kya? bewajah bheed ikatthi karne se kya fayda.. ab tak kul milakar 10 se jyada toh hum yahin baithe ho gaye hain.. jisko chalna hoga chal padega.. family tour ki tarah se bhi toh ho sakta hai.." Gouri ne college ki taraf se tour le jane mein aa rahi dikkaton ka hal Anjali ko sujhaya...
" Wo toh theek hai.. par maine Vasu Ji se discuss kiya tha.. mere samjhane par hi wo raji huye the.. aur jab unka mood ban gaya toh maine tour cancel hone ki baat kah di.. ab agar unko nahi le gaye toh wo bura nahi manenge kya?" Anjali ne jawab diya...
"par hum ye thode hi kah rahe hain ki kisi ko lekar hi nahi chalna.. agar wo chalna chahein toh hamein koyi problem nahi hai.. tour jana chahiye bus.. kal hi!" Gouri ne apne kahne ka matlab khol kar samjhaya...
"fir toh unko abhi bolna padega.. kal subah ke liye..!"
" wo main bol doongi ma'm! aap chinta na karein.. kaho toh main abhi jakar bol deti hoon.." Vani ko chhed'te huye usko manane mein lagi Disha ne Anjali se mukhatib hote huye kaha...
" Nahi! mujhe bhi chalna padega.. main hi unko samjhaungi.. ye Vani ko kya ho gaya hai? ye kyun roothi huyi leti hai?" Anjali ne Vani ko baar baar Disha ka hath apne shareer se jhatakte dekh poochha...
" chhoti si baat par jid lagaye padi hai.. kah rahi hai.. ummmhhh" Disha ke munh par tapak se uthkar Vani ne hath rakh diya...," Kuchh nahi hai ma'm.. main toh bus aise hi leti huyi hoon..." kahte huye Vani Disha ka hath pakad kar bahar kheench le gayi...
"aap toh bahut buri hain didi.. kya batane wali thi unko?"
" yahi ki tum ab bachchi nahi rahi.. badi badi baatein sochne lagi ho..!" Disha ne hunste huye usko aur adhik chida diya..
" ismein badi baat kya hai.. main yahi toh bol rahi hoon ki..."
" Mujhe sab pata hai tu kya bol rahi hai.. La! main Mansi ke paas fone milati hoon.. uska no. de.."
" kya kahoge aap?" Vani ne no. dekar utsukta se uski aur dekha...
" yahi ki ghar wale agar usko akeli hamare paas tour par bhej dein toh usko shamsher aate huye apne sath le aayega..." Disha ne fone laga kar kaan se sata liya...
" agar wo mana karein toh mere paas ek idea hai didi..." Vani mayusi se uski aur dekhne lagi..
" chup kar.. fone lag gaya.. Hello! Namaste aunty ji!" fone Mansi ki mummy ne uthaya tha...
" namaste beti.. koun?" udhar se aawaj aayi...
" Ji main Vani ki badi behan bol rahi hoon.. Disha!"
" oho! kaho beta.. tum aaye nahi gaanv se.. yahan college ki chhuttiyan badh gayi hain.. isiliye kya?"
" Kya? chhuttiyan badh gayi hain.. mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha..." Disha ke chehre par sukoon ki lahar doud gayi.. ab Mansi ko chalne ke liye mana uske liye chutkiyon ka khel tha....
" wo aaj hi declare huyi hain na.. Garmi kitni pad rahi hai.... Khair Mansi toh Manu ke sath bajar gayi hai.. Manu ke no. par baat kar lo.. doon kya?"
" Nahi Auntiji.. no. toh hamare paas hai.. par aapse hi baat kar leti hoon.."
"bolo beti.. bolo!"
" wo.. hum 5-7 din ke tour par nainital ja rahe hain Vani kah rahi thi.. Mansi bhi chalti toh bahut maja aata..! aap bhej do na usko!"
" kyun nahi beti.. wo toh ye sunkar bahut hi khush hogi.. ab chhuttiyan bhi pad gayi hain.. garmi se toh bachi rahegi.. kab ja rahe ho?"
" Ji.. aaj Raat ka hi vichar hai.. chalne ka.."
" oho! itni jaldi.. khair.. mujhe toh koyi problem nahi hai.. tum unse baat kar lo!"
" theek hai auntiji.. waise Manu bhi chalna chahe toh? hamare sath ladke bhi ja rahe hain...!"
" Dekh beta.. uska main kuchh kah nahi sakti.. wo toh yahan shahar mein hi bahar kum nikalta hai.. jab dekho.. computer se chipka rahta hai.. jane kya mil gaya hai usko.. kahta rahta hai.. Mujhe ek story ko English mein translate karne ka contract mila hua hai.. pata nahi kya story hai.. Ram jane? andha hokar rahega.. agar maan jaye toh usko bhi sath ghaseet le jana.. meri toh sunta nahi hai.."
"theek hai auntiji.. main uske paas hi fone kar leti hoon.. namaste auntiji.." Disha ne fone kata toh Vani wahan se rafuchakkar ho gayi thi.. Disha ne andar jakar dekha toh wo sharmayi huyi si tirchhi aankhon se usko hi dekh rahi thi.. yahi toh chahti thi wo.. Manu ko sath le jana.. aur jab Disha ne Manu ka jikar kiya toh uss'se wahan khadi na raha gaya.. jane kyun?
"Idhar aa Vani.. jaldi aa!" Disha ne Darwaje par aakar usko pukara..
"kya hai?" Vani ki khushi chhupaye na chhup rahi thi.. wo munh fer kar hansne lagi..
"aa toh.. jaldi.. kaam hai..!" kahkar Disha bahar nikal gayi...
Vani ne pichhe se aakar Disha ko apni baahon mein bhar liya.. Disha ne chhudane ki koshish ki par Vani ne na chhoda usko..
" Dekh.. ab jyada machal kar dikhayegi toh main Manu ko nahi bulaungi haan.." Disha ne bandar ghudaki di...