04-04-2025, 04:15 AM
Chapter 7
2-3 din beet gaye the us cinema ghar wale ghatna ke, jahan meri pyari biwi ne clinic ka jhootha bahana karke us kameene ke saath aiyashi ki, woh bhi meri hi madad se. Main office mein baitha hua tha aur kaam karne mein busy tha. Kaafi kaam ka bojh badha hua tha, aur mera manager mujhse khafa tha kyunki main kaafi dafa late aa raha tha, aur kayi dafa late jaa raha tha. Upar se ek bahut zaroori client ka file gayab tha office se—jispe maine apna maal do dafa nikala tha, aur baad mein phaad ke phek diya tha. Kaam ke beech-beech mein mere saamne meri wife ki woh tasveer chhap jaati—bra mein cinema ghar ke kone mein ek gair aadmi ke saath—jise yaad kar main kamali hone laga.
Maine apni ghadi dekhi to 2 bajane ko the. Mere honth pe ek badi si smile aa gayi. Maine mann mein socha, “Noor ka delivery boy aa chuka hoga.” Main mann hi mann hansne laga. Mera dil to kiya ki ek dafa Noor ya us lafange ko phone milaun, lekin main un dono ke beech mein kebab ki haddi nahi banana chahta tha. Maine aahein bhari aur main apne kaam mein lag gaya.
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Shaam tak main busy raha. Mujhe kaam se zara bhi fursat nahi mili, aur main shaam ko bike se wapas ghar ki aur nikal gaya. Ghar pahuncha to sab kuchh waisa hi tha jaisa saalon se chala aa raha tha—Ammi aur Abbu apne kaam mein busy the, Noor hamare baby Rizwan ke saath khel rahi thi. Kuchh bhi aisa nahi lag raha tha ki bahut kuchh badal sa gaya ho, ya kahin to badlao dikh nahi rahi thi.
Main fresh hone ko jaane se pehle Noor ko ishara kiya, “Noor, mere liye kadak chai bana do na. Aaj bahut thak gaya hun kaam ki wajah se…” Meri baat sun Noor meri Ammi ki aur mudi aur Rizwan ko unhe pakadwaya, “Ammi, aapke aur Abbu ke liye bhi bana dun?” Ispe meri Ammi Rizwan ko khilkhilate hue haan mein jawaab de di. Main bathroom mein aaya aur apne muh pe paani maara, toilet use kar fresh ho bahar nikala, aur sidhe dining table pe pahuncha. Wahan mere Noor, Abbu, aur Ammi chai ka maza le rahe the. Main bhi wahin baith gaya aur chai peene laga, aur idhar-udhar ki paas-dur ki khandan ki baatein chalu ho gayi. Us waqt aisa lag raha tha jaise hamari zindagi mein kuchh badlao nahi aaya hai, aur sabkuchh bilkul normal tha.
Hum sab raat ka khana kha ke apne-apne kamre mein aa gaye. Main aur Noor agal-bagal mein aadhe lete hue the. Maine Noor ko nazar chura-chura ke dekh raha tha, jaise woh koi gair ho, na ki meri biwi. Noor ne phir meri aur dekha aur muskane lagi aur poochha, “Kya dekh rahe hain, Rizwan ke abbu?” Maine use ghurte hue kaha, “Noor, aap behad haseen hain, ek moti hain aap.” Meri yeh baat sun Noor muskane lagi, “Aap bhi na.” Meri tareef use bahut achchhi lagi, aur main aage badha. Mere honth Noor ke honth ke kareeb aa gaye. Main chumne hi wala tha ki uske honth ki mujhe woh cinema ghar wala din aankh ke saamne gaya, aur main Noor ke honth ko ghurane laga. “Kya dekh rahe hain, Rizwan ke abbu?” Noor bade sharmile andaaz mein mujhse sawal kiya. Maine kuchh nahi kaha aur apne honth aage badha diye, aur mere aur Noor ke honth ek-doosre se mil gaye. Noor aur mere honth ek-doosre mein 20-30 second lage rahe, lekin yeh chumma nahi tha, bas ek chhoti si kiss thi. Main isse aage nahi badha. Mujhe yakeen tha ki Noor mujhe nahi talti, lekin main khud peechhe hat gaya, kyunki Noor meri biwi hone se pehle ab kisi ki setting thi. Woh, jaisa ki us kameene ne kaha tha mujhe, ab Noor uski girlfriend thi, aur mera koi haq nahi banta tha ki main kisi ki GF ko haath lagaun. Maine apne honth uske honth se hataya aur sone chala gaya. Mera lund bhale puri jaan se jaga hua tha, lekin kaam ki thakawat ki wajah se mujhe jhat se neend aa gayi.
Meri neend raat ko khul gayi kyunki mujhe bahut tez pyas lagi hui thi. Maine apna sir Noor ki aur kiya to woh wahan se gayab thi. Maine mann mein socha, “Kahan gayi Noor, shayad bathroom mein hogi.” Mujhe tez pyas lag rahi thi to main bistar se utha aur kitchen ki aur gaya. Raste mein bathroom pada, jispe chitkani lagi hui thi to ek pal ke liye mera dimag kaam karna band kar diya. “Kahan gayi Noor itni raat ko?” Maine ghadi mein waqt dekha to raat ke 1 baj rahe the.
Kitchen mein glass mein maine paani nikala aur dheere-dheere peene laga. Mere dimag mein abhi bhi yahi sawal tha ki Noor kahan hai. Mera dil tezi se dhadak raha tha aur thoda darr bhi lag raha tha, aur main thoda excited bhi tha yeh soch ke ki shayad woh us harami ke saath ho. Maine phir bade ahiste dhoondhna shuru kiya. Ghar mein woh kahin nahi mili to chhat ki aur chadhne laga to mujhe Noor ki hansne ki awaaz aayi, bahut hi haule se, jaise woh duniya se chhupa ke yeh hans rahi ho.
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Chhat ke sabse upar seedhi pe baithi thi Noor, andhere mein, aur uske kaan pe mobile laga hua tha, aur woh hans-hans ke baatein aur jawaab de rahi thi.
Main to achchhe se jaanta tha ki mazaara kya hai, aur mere chehre pe muskan aa gayi. Main haule se Noor ke jitna kareeb aa sakta tha bina awaaz kiye pahunch gaya. Is jagah se mujhe Noor ki awaaz saaf sunai pad rahi thi, lekin us kameene ki nahi—main thoda niraash sa hua. Meri biwi ka hans-hans ke apne boyfriend se baatein karna mere dil ko sukoon de raha tha, aur main uski baat sunne laga—
- (N) “Hath badmaash kahin ke!”
- (N) “Chee, astaghfirullah, yeh kya bol rahe ho?”
Yeh sun main hairaan tha ki us kameene ne aisa kya bol diya—kahin woh mujhe to nahi gaali de raha hai? Maine apne lund ko sehlaya jo khada ho chuka tha.
- (N) “Haan, mujhe to bahut pasand aayi, kal main tumhare liye bhi kuchh bana dungi.”
Yeh sunte hi mera kaan phadka. Pehle to us ladke ki baat mujhe sunai nahi de rahi thi ki woh kya bak raha hai, lekin Noor ke jawaab sun ke main lazzat mein chala gaya tha. “Kal woh khana khayega, meri biwi ke haath ka… to isme galat kya hai, uski bhi girlfriend hai,” maine apne aap se kaha. “Noor ke haath ka khana kha ke woh uska gulam banne ko raazi ho jayega,” maine fakr ke saath apne aap se kaha.
- (N) “Ispe video call nahi ho payega Hira, sirf call aur message hota hai.”
Maine jab yeh suna to meri nazar Noor ke haath mein pade phone pe gayi. Yeh ek dumb phone tha jo maine saste mein bahut pehle liya tha backup ke liye aur phir ise Noor ko de rakha tha. “Aaj ke zamaane mein phone, khaskar smartphone, bahut zaroori hai, main use jaldi hi dilwa dunga,” maine ek mental note banaya. Main aage kuchh sochta ki Noor ke muh se nikla—
- (N) “Al... hafiz.”
Main yeh sunte hi jaldi se dauda, maine koshish ki koi awaaz na ho. Bistar tak pahunchte-pahunchte mere dil ki dhadkan saatve aasmaan pe thi. Main bistar pe leta sone ki nautanki karne laga, aur kuchh der mein Noor aayi aur mere bagal mein so gayi. Maine bhi rahat ki saans li aur neend ki aagosh mein chala gaya.
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Agle din phir wahi mera routine, main ghar se jaldi hi nikal gaya, aur main din bhar office mein sapne mein khoya raha. Mujhe nahi maloom tha ki ghar mein kya ho raha tha, lekin mera lund murjhane ka naam nahi le raha tha.
Shaam ke waqt main office mein baitha bank balance check kar raha tha. Usme futi kaudi nahi thi, lekin mere paas bank ka credit card tha. Main shaam ko thoda jaldi office se nikla—maine manager ko bataya ki mujhe apni wife ke saath shopping pe jana hai to usne mana nahi kiya, kyunki Friday hone ki wajah se workload kam tha.
Main bin bulaye apne hardin ke waqt se ek ghante pehle ghar ki aur rawana ho gaya. Kismat se road mujhe khali mili to main jaldi hi ghar pahunch gaya. Maine apni bike stand pe lagai to uske bagal mein usi kameene ki fatichar bike lagi hui thi. Mera dil ek pal ke liye chehka. Main jaldi se apne ghar ki aur gaya, lekin andar se lock pada tha. Maine darwaza khatkhataya to kuchh pal mein meri Ammi bahar nikli aur mujhe dekh kaha, “Aa gaya beta, aaj jaldi aa gaya? Roz is time pe nahi aa sakta?” Apni Ammi ki baat sun main muskaya aur kaha, “Ammi, office mein kaam rehta hai, baitha thodi rehta hun.” Main hairaan tha ki Ammi jagi hui hain. Maine Noor ko awaaz lagaya, “Noor, mere naye kapde nikal do na, main fresh hoke aata hun.” Meri is baat pe Ammi ne mujhe ishara kar ke kaha, “Arre, Noor chhat pe hai, woh ladka hai na jisne jaali lagai thi.” Maine haan mein sir hilaya, “Hummm.” Meri Ammi aage badhi, “Chhat pe pipe pe color karna tha.” Maine sawaliye andaaz mein poochha, “Color? Kaun sa color? Mujhe kyun nahi bataya aapne?” Ispe Ammi ne aage bola, “Aaj hi aaya hai. Tere Abbu ke dur ke dost ne thok ka business shuru kiya hai, isliye Syed ke ghar pehle maal bhejwaiya hai. Tere Abbu ne kaha ki ab hi gaye hain to lage haath pipes pe laga do.” Main unki baat sun ke sir ko hilaya, “Achchha, achchha, aaj hi aaya hai.” Ammi ne aage bola, “Haan, humne us delivery boy ko hi bol diya yeh bhi kar dene ko. Saste mein ho gaya, warna mistri bulate to 2-3k ka kharcha hai, haha.” Main Ammi ko dekh ke kaha, “Chhat pe woh paint kar raha hai abhi?” Ammi ne haan mein sir hilaya to maine aage poochha, “Aur Noor?” Ispe Ammi peechhe mud kitchen ki aur jaane lagi, “Noor ne kaha ki dhoop hai isliye woh dekh legi upar. Achchha imaandaar aur naik ladka hai, aur tera jaan-ne wala hai to maine kaha theek hai, upar hi hogi.” Yeh sab sun mera lund tis-tis ki dard mere shareer mein fail raha tha. Main jaldi se, lekin bina awaaz kiye, chhat pe chadh gaya, aur meri nazar pani ke tanki ki aur gayi jise paint karna bacha hua tha. Wahan pe, jaisa Ammi ne bataya, woh kameena paint kar raha tha, lekin wahan meri biwi uske paas hi chair lagake baithi hui thi, full burqe mein. Kuchh bhi aisa nahi ho raha tha jis se yeh lage ki inke beech kuchh hai—sirf malkin-mistri jaisa dikh rahe the. Mujhe kaafi afsos aur niraasha mehsoos hui yeh dekh ke.
Main chhat pe aaya aur un dono ki nazar mujhpe padi. Noor ne mujhe dekh ke kaha, “Aa gaye aap? Chaliye neeche, apke liye chai-nasta bana deti hun.” Maine yeh sun jawaab diya, “Noor, aap neeche jayein, main kaam ko dekh ke aata hun.” Jaise hi Noor neeche ki aur gayi, maine sidhe us kameene se poochha, “Yeh kya ho raha hai?” Ispe usne mujhe gusse se dekhte hue kaha, “Saale, yeh delivery boy wala nautanki khatam karo saale. Labour bana ke rakh diya hai tum logon ne. Sale, teri Ammi saali ek number ki kamini hai, sab kaam free mein karwana chahti hai.” Main yeh sun hansne laga. “Madarchod hans raha hai! Sala, yeh chut ke chakkar mein pura naukar bana diya hai be—saman mangwate ho, ghar ka kaam karwate ho. Saali teri Ammi ne to almirah bhi mujhse theek karwa liya.” Main yeh sun thoda chauka, “Achchha, woh kaam tumne kiya tha?” Ispe woh gusse se meri aur dekhta hai, “Behen ke lund, tujhe pata bhi nahi hai? Kya aadmi hai re tu!” Main yeh sun dobara hansne laga to usne meri aur dekha aur bola, “Pehle teri Ammi dopahar mein soyi rehti thi to kuchh ho bhi jata tha, ab to saali mujhpe chil ki nazar rakhti hai.” Ispe maine kuchh der socha aur poochha, “Kahin Ammi ko pata ya shak to nahi?” Ispe woh paint brush gusse mein chalate hue kaha, “Mujhe kya pata!”
Main wahi Noor ki jagah chair pe baith gaya, aur saamne woh paint kare ja raha tha. Maine usse poochha, “Dekho yaar, ab main Ammi ka to kuchh nahi kar sakta, woh to ghar mein rahengi na.” Ispe usne mujhe dekha aur aah ki awaaz aur saans nikali, aur kaha, “Main kahan bol raha hun uska kuchh karne ke liye? Kam se kam Noor ko to azaad karo, pinjre ki tarah ghar mein qaid rehti hai.” Mujhe maloom tha Ammi-Abbu ke rehte bina kisi wajah se Noor ka ghar se bahar nikalna namumkin sa tha. “Mujhe uske bahar jaane mein koi dikkat nahi hai, lekin…” Ispe usne gusse se meri aur dekha, “Kuchh bahana bana le gaandu" maine kuch der socha aur phir maine use dekhate hue kaha, "main dekhata hun, kuch ho sakta hai ye nahi" ye keh main niche aa gaya aur Noor ke banaye chai-nsta karne laga, maine ishara kiya ki upar bhi de aao to usne jawab diya ki ammi ne mana kiya hai.
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Shaam ko woh kameena ghar se gaya, uske chehre pe gussa saaf-saaf tha. Mujhe yeh dekh kaafi hansi aayi, aur maine use pura bahar nikalne se pehle rok liya. Maine dheere se usse kaha, “Kal mera chhutti hai, main Abbu-Ammi aur Rizwan ko leke kahin ghoom aata hun, kya kehte ho?” Yeh sunte hi uski aankh mein chamak aa gayi, aur woh muskate hue bahar nikla. Maine uske jaate hue dekh apne aap ko bola, “Apni biwi ke boyfriend ke liye itna karna to mera farz banta hai.”
Raat ke khane ke waqt hum sab baatein kar rahe the aur saath-saath khana kha rahe the. Tabhi maine plan ke mutabiq poochha, “Imambada ke paas jo khala rehti hai, kal chala jaye kya? Bahut din se woh reh tak rahi hai.” Ispe Ammi ne to turant razamandi de di. Maine phir Abbu aur Noor ke saamne sawal dohraya to Abbu sochne lage, aur Noor ne hi haan mein sir hila diya. Kuchh der sochne ke baad Abbu bhi haan mein sir hila diya.
Agli subah hui aur maine ek cab book kar di, aur maine sabko tayyar hone diya. Kuchh der mein gaadi aa gayi, aur hum sab ready the. Tabhi maine call aane ka jhootha bahana shuru kiya—yeh call usi kameene ka tha jise maine kaha tha isi waqt call kare. Maine phone pe baat ki aur apna chehra utar liya, aur mere bagal khade Abbu, Ammi, aur Noor ko problem batayi, “Arre, mera ek parcel aane wala hai, usko receive karna bahut important hai, woh sirf person-to-person handover kiya ja sakta hai.” Meri yeh baat sun meri Ammi ne kaha, “Dekho, jab hum itna ready ho gaye hain to ab rukna sahi nahi. Waise bhi maine unhe reh di thi ki hum aa rahe hain, rishta bigdega agar nahi gaye to.” Yeh baat sun Abbu ne bhi haan mein haan milaya. Maine phir kaha, “Ammi, aap mat ruko, koi fayda nahi hoga. Usme kuchh papers English mein hain, jaanch karna padega lene se pehle.” Yeh sun Ammi ne sir na mein hilane lagi to maine jaldi se kaha, “Noor, tum ruk jao, hum baby ko le jate hain. Agar jaldi aa gayi parcel to main pick karne aa jaunga.” Meri baat sun Ammi ne jhat se mana kar diya, “Akeli kya karegi din bhar? Waise bhi parcel to kal bhi le sakte hain.” To maine dobara ek safed jhooth bola, “Ammi, urgent hai, warna main khud nahi bolta rukne ko.” Yeh sun woh chup ho gayi, aur meri baat Noor ne maan li. Hum teeno—Ammi, Abbu, aur main—Rizwan ke saath cab mein baith ke khala ke ghar nikal gaye, aur maine mobile se usi kameene ko ek message bheja—
- Ho gaya kaam
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Main khala ke ghar boriyat mehsoos kar raha tha. Mere dil-o-dimag mein sirf aur sirf Noor aur uska aashiq tha jo abhi ghar pe akele the, aur main apne Ammi, Abbu, aur baby ke saath akela tha. Mujhe jaanna tha ki wahan kya chal raha hai, mujhe dekhna tha, mujhe machalna tha, lekin main sirf boriyat hi mehsoos kar paa raha tha.
Din mera bahut takleef se guzra—ek to mera lund na pura dheela tha na tight, beech mein akda hua tha, upar se khala ke yahan mujhe aisa kuchh khaas mann nahi lag raha tha kyunki sab ki umar mujhse bahut zyada thi.
Khair, din kata aur hum dobara cab leke shaam 9-10 baje wapas ghar pahunch gaye. Ammi ne gate khatkhataya to Noor bahar nikli aur humein andar bulaya. Hum sab thake hue the aur khana khala ke ghar hi kha ke aaye the to sidhe hum apne-apne kamre mein sone ke liye gaye. Maine Noor se poochha ki usne khana kha liya to usne jawaab diya, “Haan, Rizwan ke abbu.” Maine sir haan mein hilaya aur main sone wale kapdon mein aa gaya. Maine wapas poochha, “Parcel aa gaya na?” Uspe Noor ne na mein sir hilaya, to main apne aap ko bolne laga, “Kal company ko sidhe phone lagaunga.” Hum dono bed pe aa gaye, aur baatein karne lage.
“Kaisa raha din, bore ho gayi hogi tum to?” Ispe Noor ne sir haan mein hilaya, “Haan, Rizwan ke abbu, khala kaisi hain?” Maine jawaab diya, “Achchhi hain, lekin tumhe to unka nature pata hi hai.” Hum dono aise hi baatein kar rahe the. Meri nazar Noor ke chamakte hue chehre pe gayi, jispe ek masoom si muskan thi. Main yeh dekh aahein bharne laga—mujhe Noor ke muh se sunne ki talab thi ki aaj kya hua, lekin main chup raha. Hum dono kuchh der mein sone lage, lekin neend mere koson door thi. Maine us kameene ko turant message kiya—main din mein use aur Noor ko disturb karna sahi nahi samjha tha, aur main CCTV mein se video khojna nahi chahta tha—
- Kya be saale, maza aaya?
Udhar se koi jawaab nahi aaya. Mujhe bhi neend aa rahi thi isliye main phone neeche rakhne laga ki tabhi uska message aaya. Maine jhat se phone uthaya—usne koi message send nahi kiya tha, balki ek chhoti si video file thi. Maine use play kiya aur meri to jaise duniya hi ulat-palat gayi—
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Meri neend jo kuchh pal mujhpe haavi thi woh ab koson dur thi. Meri aankh phati ke phati reh gayi. Meri nazar video pe ja rahi thi phir Noor pe. Yeh video jo us harami ne bheja tha, yeh Noor ki thi—uske lund ko muh mein lene ki jedojehad karte hue. Main jhat se apna pyjama utara aur apna lund haath mein liya aur use niharne laga. Mera bhura rang ka khaal utra lund is video mein dikh rahe kaale rang ke chamdi wale lund ka ek-tihai bhi nahi tha, lekin yeh jaanne ke baad main us video ko ghurte raha. Meri nazar us lund pe ja rahi thi aur video mein Noor ke honth pe, aur phir main apne bagal mein soye Noor ke honth ko dekhta. Mera shareer sihar raha tha, mere haath tezi se chal rahe the, aur phir mujhe achanak se aisa laga ki bhookhal aa gaya hai. Main aadha mara sa ho gaya. Mere lund ka paani mere pyjame ko gandi tarah se bheego deta hai. Mere shareer mein jaise koi jaan hi nahi bachi thi—main bas ek rubber jaisa reh gaya tha.
Mujhe hosh sambhalne mein kareeb-kareeb das minute lag gaye, aur jab main hosh mein aaya phir main us video ko ghurane laga. Is baar lekin havas mere upar haavi nahi thi—is baar main kisi taalib ki tarah gaur se us video ko dekh raha tha. Maine aage badh Noor ke honth pe ungali lagayi—mujhe aisa laga jaise maine jannat ki sabse keemti khajoor chhu li ho—aur phir maine video dekha. Mera lund dobara se khada hone laga, lekin is baar maine haath nahi lagaya aur main bistar se uth rengte hue bathroom gaya aur kapde badalne laga. Main kapde badal ke kamre wapas bistar pe aaya—Noor abhi bhi gehri neend mein soyi hui thi. Meri nazar kuchh messages pe gayi jo us kameene ne bhej rakhe the—
- Teri biwi kamaal ki hai saale, muh mein le leti hai lekin chut nahi deti hai, haha
Maine yeh padha to mujhe ehsaas hua ki abhi tak isne Noor ko nahi choda hai. Yeh sochte hi main hans pada, aur khud se kaha, “Muh mein le leti hai, lekin chodne nahi deti, haha.”
Maine phir message bheja—
- Kyun nahi karne deti hai, tumhari girlfriend hai, tumne manaya nahi, aaj to achchha mauka tha
- Arre yaar gaand phattu hai saali, ise darr hai ki pregnant ho jayegi to life barbaad, ab use sachchai kya maloom, haha
- Haha, koi life khatam nahi hogi, waise bhi mujhe ek aur bachcha chahiye tha
- Haha, bilkul gaandu ho tum saale, kuchh intezaam kiya daily milne ka?
- Pehle yeh batao na kya-kya kiya aaj, jaanne ka mann hai
- Saale bhadwe, apni biwi ke chudne ki kahani sunna chahta hai
- Nahi yaar, teri setting ki kahani sunna chahta hun, please batao na
- Yeh samajh le ki teri biwi ki chut/gaand nahi mari hai abhi tak, lekin jaldi hi loonga
- Bilkul yaar, apki hi hai woh maal, jitni marzi utni lo tum, aur condom lagane ki tension aap mat lena
- Ekdam bhadwa hai saale tu
Uski yeh gaaliyan bhi mujhe excite kar rahi thi, aur usne sach hi bola tha—main to tha hi bhadwa. Mera lund kadak ho chuka tha, aur maine haath dobara chalana shuru kar diya. Phir se mujhe laga ki main behosh ho jaunga, aur main badi mushkil se hosh sambhale rakha.
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Agle din main baar-baar Noor ke honth ko ghoor raha tha—uski komal si smile, aur phir mujhe woh video yaad aa jata. Mera lund tanch ho raha tha. Mujhe us kameene ne roz milne ka intezaam karne ko kaha tha, lekin kaise, samajh mein nahi aa raha tha. Agar Ammi-Abbu yahan nahi rehte to main to use bagal wale kamre mein hi rakh leta, lekin woh possible to nahi tha. Sunday ke din main yahi soch raha tha ki Noor mere paas aayi. Usne apne mobile ko kas ke pakad rakha tha, aur mujhe ehsaas hua ki woh jaldi-jaldi type kar ke kas ke pakad rahi thi—iska matlab tha ki woh usi se chat kar rahi hai. Main muskaya aur maine Noor ko awaaz di, “Noor, main kya soch raha tha.” Ispe Noor meri aur dekhti hai, “Kya, Rizwan ke abbu?” Main aage badha, “Main soch raha tha ki aapko naya phone dilwa dun. Aaj ke zamaane mein yeh sahi nahi hai—aajkal tarah-tarah ke apps aa gaye hain. Aapko lena hai?” Is baar maine Noor ke chehre ke noor ko dekha, “Ji, Rizwan ke abbu, mujhe bhi ek chahiye thi.” Main uske jawaab se khush tha, “Aaj shaam ko chalte hain.”
Noor ke chehre pe khushi dekh main bhi khush tha, aur mujhe maloom tha ki woh kyun khush hai, aur uski khushi mein meri khushi thi. Shaam ke waqt hum dono bike se nikle aur ek achchhi si Motorola ki smartphone maine Noor ke liye EMI pe khareed di. Noor us mobile ko pakad bilkul chamak rahi thi. Main use dekhta raha, sochta raha ki ab wo kameena isse video call pe bhi gandi-gandi baatein karega. Mera lund phir se tanch hone laga—saala, meri biwi ka naya phone uske aashiq ke kaam aayega, aur yeh soch ke mera dil bhi thodi si khushi se dhadka. Noor ne mujhe dekha aur boli, “Rizwan ke abbu, yeh phone sach mein bahut achchha hai, shukriya!”
2-3 din beet gaye the us cinema ghar wale ghatna ke, jahan meri pyari biwi ne clinic ka jhootha bahana karke us kameene ke saath aiyashi ki, woh bhi meri hi madad se. Main office mein baitha hua tha aur kaam karne mein busy tha. Kaafi kaam ka bojh badha hua tha, aur mera manager mujhse khafa tha kyunki main kaafi dafa late aa raha tha, aur kayi dafa late jaa raha tha. Upar se ek bahut zaroori client ka file gayab tha office se—jispe maine apna maal do dafa nikala tha, aur baad mein phaad ke phek diya tha. Kaam ke beech-beech mein mere saamne meri wife ki woh tasveer chhap jaati—bra mein cinema ghar ke kone mein ek gair aadmi ke saath—jise yaad kar main kamali hone laga.
Maine apni ghadi dekhi to 2 bajane ko the. Mere honth pe ek badi si smile aa gayi. Maine mann mein socha, “Noor ka delivery boy aa chuka hoga.” Main mann hi mann hansne laga. Mera dil to kiya ki ek dafa Noor ya us lafange ko phone milaun, lekin main un dono ke beech mein kebab ki haddi nahi banana chahta tha. Maine aahein bhari aur main apne kaam mein lag gaya.
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Shaam tak main busy raha. Mujhe kaam se zara bhi fursat nahi mili, aur main shaam ko bike se wapas ghar ki aur nikal gaya. Ghar pahuncha to sab kuchh waisa hi tha jaisa saalon se chala aa raha tha—Ammi aur Abbu apne kaam mein busy the, Noor hamare baby Rizwan ke saath khel rahi thi. Kuchh bhi aisa nahi lag raha tha ki bahut kuchh badal sa gaya ho, ya kahin to badlao dikh nahi rahi thi.
Main fresh hone ko jaane se pehle Noor ko ishara kiya, “Noor, mere liye kadak chai bana do na. Aaj bahut thak gaya hun kaam ki wajah se…” Meri baat sun Noor meri Ammi ki aur mudi aur Rizwan ko unhe pakadwaya, “Ammi, aapke aur Abbu ke liye bhi bana dun?” Ispe meri Ammi Rizwan ko khilkhilate hue haan mein jawaab de di. Main bathroom mein aaya aur apne muh pe paani maara, toilet use kar fresh ho bahar nikala, aur sidhe dining table pe pahuncha. Wahan mere Noor, Abbu, aur Ammi chai ka maza le rahe the. Main bhi wahin baith gaya aur chai peene laga, aur idhar-udhar ki paas-dur ki khandan ki baatein chalu ho gayi. Us waqt aisa lag raha tha jaise hamari zindagi mein kuchh badlao nahi aaya hai, aur sabkuchh bilkul normal tha.
Hum sab raat ka khana kha ke apne-apne kamre mein aa gaye. Main aur Noor agal-bagal mein aadhe lete hue the. Maine Noor ko nazar chura-chura ke dekh raha tha, jaise woh koi gair ho, na ki meri biwi. Noor ne phir meri aur dekha aur muskane lagi aur poochha, “Kya dekh rahe hain, Rizwan ke abbu?” Maine use ghurte hue kaha, “Noor, aap behad haseen hain, ek moti hain aap.” Meri yeh baat sun Noor muskane lagi, “Aap bhi na.” Meri tareef use bahut achchhi lagi, aur main aage badha. Mere honth Noor ke honth ke kareeb aa gaye. Main chumne hi wala tha ki uske honth ki mujhe woh cinema ghar wala din aankh ke saamne gaya, aur main Noor ke honth ko ghurane laga. “Kya dekh rahe hain, Rizwan ke abbu?” Noor bade sharmile andaaz mein mujhse sawal kiya. Maine kuchh nahi kaha aur apne honth aage badha diye, aur mere aur Noor ke honth ek-doosre se mil gaye. Noor aur mere honth ek-doosre mein 20-30 second lage rahe, lekin yeh chumma nahi tha, bas ek chhoti si kiss thi. Main isse aage nahi badha. Mujhe yakeen tha ki Noor mujhe nahi talti, lekin main khud peechhe hat gaya, kyunki Noor meri biwi hone se pehle ab kisi ki setting thi. Woh, jaisa ki us kameene ne kaha tha mujhe, ab Noor uski girlfriend thi, aur mera koi haq nahi banta tha ki main kisi ki GF ko haath lagaun. Maine apne honth uske honth se hataya aur sone chala gaya. Mera lund bhale puri jaan se jaga hua tha, lekin kaam ki thakawat ki wajah se mujhe jhat se neend aa gayi.
Meri neend raat ko khul gayi kyunki mujhe bahut tez pyas lagi hui thi. Maine apna sir Noor ki aur kiya to woh wahan se gayab thi. Maine mann mein socha, “Kahan gayi Noor, shayad bathroom mein hogi.” Mujhe tez pyas lag rahi thi to main bistar se utha aur kitchen ki aur gaya. Raste mein bathroom pada, jispe chitkani lagi hui thi to ek pal ke liye mera dimag kaam karna band kar diya. “Kahan gayi Noor itni raat ko?” Maine ghadi mein waqt dekha to raat ke 1 baj rahe the.
Kitchen mein glass mein maine paani nikala aur dheere-dheere peene laga. Mere dimag mein abhi bhi yahi sawal tha ki Noor kahan hai. Mera dil tezi se dhadak raha tha aur thoda darr bhi lag raha tha, aur main thoda excited bhi tha yeh soch ke ki shayad woh us harami ke saath ho. Maine phir bade ahiste dhoondhna shuru kiya. Ghar mein woh kahin nahi mili to chhat ki aur chadhne laga to mujhe Noor ki hansne ki awaaz aayi, bahut hi haule se, jaise woh duniya se chhupa ke yeh hans rahi ho.
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Chhat ke sabse upar seedhi pe baithi thi Noor, andhere mein, aur uske kaan pe mobile laga hua tha, aur woh hans-hans ke baatein aur jawaab de rahi thi.
Main to achchhe se jaanta tha ki mazaara kya hai, aur mere chehre pe muskan aa gayi. Main haule se Noor ke jitna kareeb aa sakta tha bina awaaz kiye pahunch gaya. Is jagah se mujhe Noor ki awaaz saaf sunai pad rahi thi, lekin us kameene ki nahi—main thoda niraash sa hua. Meri biwi ka hans-hans ke apne boyfriend se baatein karna mere dil ko sukoon de raha tha, aur main uski baat sunne laga—
- (N) “Hath badmaash kahin ke!”
- (N) “Chee, astaghfirullah, yeh kya bol rahe ho?”
Yeh sun main hairaan tha ki us kameene ne aisa kya bol diya—kahin woh mujhe to nahi gaali de raha hai? Maine apne lund ko sehlaya jo khada ho chuka tha.
- (N) “Haan, mujhe to bahut pasand aayi, kal main tumhare liye bhi kuchh bana dungi.”
Yeh sunte hi mera kaan phadka. Pehle to us ladke ki baat mujhe sunai nahi de rahi thi ki woh kya bak raha hai, lekin Noor ke jawaab sun ke main lazzat mein chala gaya tha. “Kal woh khana khayega, meri biwi ke haath ka… to isme galat kya hai, uski bhi girlfriend hai,” maine apne aap se kaha. “Noor ke haath ka khana kha ke woh uska gulam banne ko raazi ho jayega,” maine fakr ke saath apne aap se kaha.
- (N) “Ispe video call nahi ho payega Hira, sirf call aur message hota hai.”
Maine jab yeh suna to meri nazar Noor ke haath mein pade phone pe gayi. Yeh ek dumb phone tha jo maine saste mein bahut pehle liya tha backup ke liye aur phir ise Noor ko de rakha tha. “Aaj ke zamaane mein phone, khaskar smartphone, bahut zaroori hai, main use jaldi hi dilwa dunga,” maine ek mental note banaya. Main aage kuchh sochta ki Noor ke muh se nikla—
- (N) “Al... hafiz.”
Main yeh sunte hi jaldi se dauda, maine koshish ki koi awaaz na ho. Bistar tak pahunchte-pahunchte mere dil ki dhadkan saatve aasmaan pe thi. Main bistar pe leta sone ki nautanki karne laga, aur kuchh der mein Noor aayi aur mere bagal mein so gayi. Maine bhi rahat ki saans li aur neend ki aagosh mein chala gaya.
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Agle din phir wahi mera routine, main ghar se jaldi hi nikal gaya, aur main din bhar office mein sapne mein khoya raha. Mujhe nahi maloom tha ki ghar mein kya ho raha tha, lekin mera lund murjhane ka naam nahi le raha tha.
Shaam ke waqt main office mein baitha bank balance check kar raha tha. Usme futi kaudi nahi thi, lekin mere paas bank ka credit card tha. Main shaam ko thoda jaldi office se nikla—maine manager ko bataya ki mujhe apni wife ke saath shopping pe jana hai to usne mana nahi kiya, kyunki Friday hone ki wajah se workload kam tha.
Main bin bulaye apne hardin ke waqt se ek ghante pehle ghar ki aur rawana ho gaya. Kismat se road mujhe khali mili to main jaldi hi ghar pahunch gaya. Maine apni bike stand pe lagai to uske bagal mein usi kameene ki fatichar bike lagi hui thi. Mera dil ek pal ke liye chehka. Main jaldi se apne ghar ki aur gaya, lekin andar se lock pada tha. Maine darwaza khatkhataya to kuchh pal mein meri Ammi bahar nikli aur mujhe dekh kaha, “Aa gaya beta, aaj jaldi aa gaya? Roz is time pe nahi aa sakta?” Apni Ammi ki baat sun main muskaya aur kaha, “Ammi, office mein kaam rehta hai, baitha thodi rehta hun.” Main hairaan tha ki Ammi jagi hui hain. Maine Noor ko awaaz lagaya, “Noor, mere naye kapde nikal do na, main fresh hoke aata hun.” Meri is baat pe Ammi ne mujhe ishara kar ke kaha, “Arre, Noor chhat pe hai, woh ladka hai na jisne jaali lagai thi.” Maine haan mein sir hilaya, “Hummm.” Meri Ammi aage badhi, “Chhat pe pipe pe color karna tha.” Maine sawaliye andaaz mein poochha, “Color? Kaun sa color? Mujhe kyun nahi bataya aapne?” Ispe Ammi ne aage bola, “Aaj hi aaya hai. Tere Abbu ke dur ke dost ne thok ka business shuru kiya hai, isliye Syed ke ghar pehle maal bhejwaiya hai. Tere Abbu ne kaha ki ab hi gaye hain to lage haath pipes pe laga do.” Main unki baat sun ke sir ko hilaya, “Achchha, achchha, aaj hi aaya hai.” Ammi ne aage bola, “Haan, humne us delivery boy ko hi bol diya yeh bhi kar dene ko. Saste mein ho gaya, warna mistri bulate to 2-3k ka kharcha hai, haha.” Main Ammi ko dekh ke kaha, “Chhat pe woh paint kar raha hai abhi?” Ammi ne haan mein sir hilaya to maine aage poochha, “Aur Noor?” Ispe Ammi peechhe mud kitchen ki aur jaane lagi, “Noor ne kaha ki dhoop hai isliye woh dekh legi upar. Achchha imaandaar aur naik ladka hai, aur tera jaan-ne wala hai to maine kaha theek hai, upar hi hogi.” Yeh sab sun mera lund tis-tis ki dard mere shareer mein fail raha tha. Main jaldi se, lekin bina awaaz kiye, chhat pe chadh gaya, aur meri nazar pani ke tanki ki aur gayi jise paint karna bacha hua tha. Wahan pe, jaisa Ammi ne bataya, woh kameena paint kar raha tha, lekin wahan meri biwi uske paas hi chair lagake baithi hui thi, full burqe mein. Kuchh bhi aisa nahi ho raha tha jis se yeh lage ki inke beech kuchh hai—sirf malkin-mistri jaisa dikh rahe the. Mujhe kaafi afsos aur niraasha mehsoos hui yeh dekh ke.
Main chhat pe aaya aur un dono ki nazar mujhpe padi. Noor ne mujhe dekh ke kaha, “Aa gaye aap? Chaliye neeche, apke liye chai-nasta bana deti hun.” Maine yeh sun jawaab diya, “Noor, aap neeche jayein, main kaam ko dekh ke aata hun.” Jaise hi Noor neeche ki aur gayi, maine sidhe us kameene se poochha, “Yeh kya ho raha hai?” Ispe usne mujhe gusse se dekhte hue kaha, “Saale, yeh delivery boy wala nautanki khatam karo saale. Labour bana ke rakh diya hai tum logon ne. Sale, teri Ammi saali ek number ki kamini hai, sab kaam free mein karwana chahti hai.” Main yeh sun hansne laga. “Madarchod hans raha hai! Sala, yeh chut ke chakkar mein pura naukar bana diya hai be—saman mangwate ho, ghar ka kaam karwate ho. Saali teri Ammi ne to almirah bhi mujhse theek karwa liya.” Main yeh sun thoda chauka, “Achchha, woh kaam tumne kiya tha?” Ispe woh gusse se meri aur dekhta hai, “Behen ke lund, tujhe pata bhi nahi hai? Kya aadmi hai re tu!” Main yeh sun dobara hansne laga to usne meri aur dekha aur bola, “Pehle teri Ammi dopahar mein soyi rehti thi to kuchh ho bhi jata tha, ab to saali mujhpe chil ki nazar rakhti hai.” Ispe maine kuchh der socha aur poochha, “Kahin Ammi ko pata ya shak to nahi?” Ispe woh paint brush gusse mein chalate hue kaha, “Mujhe kya pata!”
Main wahi Noor ki jagah chair pe baith gaya, aur saamne woh paint kare ja raha tha. Maine usse poochha, “Dekho yaar, ab main Ammi ka to kuchh nahi kar sakta, woh to ghar mein rahengi na.” Ispe usne mujhe dekha aur aah ki awaaz aur saans nikali, aur kaha, “Main kahan bol raha hun uska kuchh karne ke liye? Kam se kam Noor ko to azaad karo, pinjre ki tarah ghar mein qaid rehti hai.” Mujhe maloom tha Ammi-Abbu ke rehte bina kisi wajah se Noor ka ghar se bahar nikalna namumkin sa tha. “Mujhe uske bahar jaane mein koi dikkat nahi hai, lekin…” Ispe usne gusse se meri aur dekha, “Kuchh bahana bana le gaandu" maine kuch der socha aur phir maine use dekhate hue kaha, "main dekhata hun, kuch ho sakta hai ye nahi" ye keh main niche aa gaya aur Noor ke banaye chai-nsta karne laga, maine ishara kiya ki upar bhi de aao to usne jawab diya ki ammi ne mana kiya hai.
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Shaam ko woh kameena ghar se gaya, uske chehre pe gussa saaf-saaf tha. Mujhe yeh dekh kaafi hansi aayi, aur maine use pura bahar nikalne se pehle rok liya. Maine dheere se usse kaha, “Kal mera chhutti hai, main Abbu-Ammi aur Rizwan ko leke kahin ghoom aata hun, kya kehte ho?” Yeh sunte hi uski aankh mein chamak aa gayi, aur woh muskate hue bahar nikla. Maine uske jaate hue dekh apne aap ko bola, “Apni biwi ke boyfriend ke liye itna karna to mera farz banta hai.”
Raat ke khane ke waqt hum sab baatein kar rahe the aur saath-saath khana kha rahe the. Tabhi maine plan ke mutabiq poochha, “Imambada ke paas jo khala rehti hai, kal chala jaye kya? Bahut din se woh reh tak rahi hai.” Ispe Ammi ne to turant razamandi de di. Maine phir Abbu aur Noor ke saamne sawal dohraya to Abbu sochne lage, aur Noor ne hi haan mein sir hila diya. Kuchh der sochne ke baad Abbu bhi haan mein sir hila diya.
Agli subah hui aur maine ek cab book kar di, aur maine sabko tayyar hone diya. Kuchh der mein gaadi aa gayi, aur hum sab ready the. Tabhi maine call aane ka jhootha bahana shuru kiya—yeh call usi kameene ka tha jise maine kaha tha isi waqt call kare. Maine phone pe baat ki aur apna chehra utar liya, aur mere bagal khade Abbu, Ammi, aur Noor ko problem batayi, “Arre, mera ek parcel aane wala hai, usko receive karna bahut important hai, woh sirf person-to-person handover kiya ja sakta hai.” Meri yeh baat sun meri Ammi ne kaha, “Dekho, jab hum itna ready ho gaye hain to ab rukna sahi nahi. Waise bhi maine unhe reh di thi ki hum aa rahe hain, rishta bigdega agar nahi gaye to.” Yeh baat sun Abbu ne bhi haan mein haan milaya. Maine phir kaha, “Ammi, aap mat ruko, koi fayda nahi hoga. Usme kuchh papers English mein hain, jaanch karna padega lene se pehle.” Yeh sun Ammi ne sir na mein hilane lagi to maine jaldi se kaha, “Noor, tum ruk jao, hum baby ko le jate hain. Agar jaldi aa gayi parcel to main pick karne aa jaunga.” Meri baat sun Ammi ne jhat se mana kar diya, “Akeli kya karegi din bhar? Waise bhi parcel to kal bhi le sakte hain.” To maine dobara ek safed jhooth bola, “Ammi, urgent hai, warna main khud nahi bolta rukne ko.” Yeh sun woh chup ho gayi, aur meri baat Noor ne maan li. Hum teeno—Ammi, Abbu, aur main—Rizwan ke saath cab mein baith ke khala ke ghar nikal gaye, aur maine mobile se usi kameene ko ek message bheja—
- Ho gaya kaam
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Main khala ke ghar boriyat mehsoos kar raha tha. Mere dil-o-dimag mein sirf aur sirf Noor aur uska aashiq tha jo abhi ghar pe akele the, aur main apne Ammi, Abbu, aur baby ke saath akela tha. Mujhe jaanna tha ki wahan kya chal raha hai, mujhe dekhna tha, mujhe machalna tha, lekin main sirf boriyat hi mehsoos kar paa raha tha.
Din mera bahut takleef se guzra—ek to mera lund na pura dheela tha na tight, beech mein akda hua tha, upar se khala ke yahan mujhe aisa kuchh khaas mann nahi lag raha tha kyunki sab ki umar mujhse bahut zyada thi.
Khair, din kata aur hum dobara cab leke shaam 9-10 baje wapas ghar pahunch gaye. Ammi ne gate khatkhataya to Noor bahar nikli aur humein andar bulaya. Hum sab thake hue the aur khana khala ke ghar hi kha ke aaye the to sidhe hum apne-apne kamre mein sone ke liye gaye. Maine Noor se poochha ki usne khana kha liya to usne jawaab diya, “Haan, Rizwan ke abbu.” Maine sir haan mein hilaya aur main sone wale kapdon mein aa gaya. Maine wapas poochha, “Parcel aa gaya na?” Uspe Noor ne na mein sir hilaya, to main apne aap ko bolne laga, “Kal company ko sidhe phone lagaunga.” Hum dono bed pe aa gaye, aur baatein karne lage.
“Kaisa raha din, bore ho gayi hogi tum to?” Ispe Noor ne sir haan mein hilaya, “Haan, Rizwan ke abbu, khala kaisi hain?” Maine jawaab diya, “Achchhi hain, lekin tumhe to unka nature pata hi hai.” Hum dono aise hi baatein kar rahe the. Meri nazar Noor ke chamakte hue chehre pe gayi, jispe ek masoom si muskan thi. Main yeh dekh aahein bharne laga—mujhe Noor ke muh se sunne ki talab thi ki aaj kya hua, lekin main chup raha. Hum dono kuchh der mein sone lage, lekin neend mere koson door thi. Maine us kameene ko turant message kiya—main din mein use aur Noor ko disturb karna sahi nahi samjha tha, aur main CCTV mein se video khojna nahi chahta tha—
- Kya be saale, maza aaya?
Udhar se koi jawaab nahi aaya. Mujhe bhi neend aa rahi thi isliye main phone neeche rakhne laga ki tabhi uska message aaya. Maine jhat se phone uthaya—usne koi message send nahi kiya tha, balki ek chhoti si video file thi. Maine use play kiya aur meri to jaise duniya hi ulat-palat gayi—
Meri neend jo kuchh pal mujhpe haavi thi woh ab koson dur thi. Meri aankh phati ke phati reh gayi. Meri nazar video pe ja rahi thi phir Noor pe. Yeh video jo us harami ne bheja tha, yeh Noor ki thi—uske lund ko muh mein lene ki jedojehad karte hue. Main jhat se apna pyjama utara aur apna lund haath mein liya aur use niharne laga. Mera bhura rang ka khaal utra lund is video mein dikh rahe kaale rang ke chamdi wale lund ka ek-tihai bhi nahi tha, lekin yeh jaanne ke baad main us video ko ghurte raha. Meri nazar us lund pe ja rahi thi aur video mein Noor ke honth pe, aur phir main apne bagal mein soye Noor ke honth ko dekhta. Mera shareer sihar raha tha, mere haath tezi se chal rahe the, aur phir mujhe achanak se aisa laga ki bhookhal aa gaya hai. Main aadha mara sa ho gaya. Mere lund ka paani mere pyjame ko gandi tarah se bheego deta hai. Mere shareer mein jaise koi jaan hi nahi bachi thi—main bas ek rubber jaisa reh gaya tha.
Mujhe hosh sambhalne mein kareeb-kareeb das minute lag gaye, aur jab main hosh mein aaya phir main us video ko ghurane laga. Is baar lekin havas mere upar haavi nahi thi—is baar main kisi taalib ki tarah gaur se us video ko dekh raha tha. Maine aage badh Noor ke honth pe ungali lagayi—mujhe aisa laga jaise maine jannat ki sabse keemti khajoor chhu li ho—aur phir maine video dekha. Mera lund dobara se khada hone laga, lekin is baar maine haath nahi lagaya aur main bistar se uth rengte hue bathroom gaya aur kapde badalne laga. Main kapde badal ke kamre wapas bistar pe aaya—Noor abhi bhi gehri neend mein soyi hui thi. Meri nazar kuchh messages pe gayi jo us kameene ne bhej rakhe the—
- Teri biwi kamaal ki hai saale, muh mein le leti hai lekin chut nahi deti hai, haha
Maine yeh padha to mujhe ehsaas hua ki abhi tak isne Noor ko nahi choda hai. Yeh sochte hi main hans pada, aur khud se kaha, “Muh mein le leti hai, lekin chodne nahi deti, haha.”
Maine phir message bheja—
- Kyun nahi karne deti hai, tumhari girlfriend hai, tumne manaya nahi, aaj to achchha mauka tha
- Arre yaar gaand phattu hai saali, ise darr hai ki pregnant ho jayegi to life barbaad, ab use sachchai kya maloom, haha
- Haha, koi life khatam nahi hogi, waise bhi mujhe ek aur bachcha chahiye tha
- Haha, bilkul gaandu ho tum saale, kuchh intezaam kiya daily milne ka?
- Pehle yeh batao na kya-kya kiya aaj, jaanne ka mann hai
- Saale bhadwe, apni biwi ke chudne ki kahani sunna chahta hai
- Nahi yaar, teri setting ki kahani sunna chahta hun, please batao na
- Yeh samajh le ki teri biwi ki chut/gaand nahi mari hai abhi tak, lekin jaldi hi loonga
- Bilkul yaar, apki hi hai woh maal, jitni marzi utni lo tum, aur condom lagane ki tension aap mat lena
- Ekdam bhadwa hai saale tu
Uski yeh gaaliyan bhi mujhe excite kar rahi thi, aur usne sach hi bola tha—main to tha hi bhadwa. Mera lund kadak ho chuka tha, aur maine haath dobara chalana shuru kar diya. Phir se mujhe laga ki main behosh ho jaunga, aur main badi mushkil se hosh sambhale rakha.
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Agle din main baar-baar Noor ke honth ko ghoor raha tha—uski komal si smile, aur phir mujhe woh video yaad aa jata. Mera lund tanch ho raha tha. Mujhe us kameene ne roz milne ka intezaam karne ko kaha tha, lekin kaise, samajh mein nahi aa raha tha. Agar Ammi-Abbu yahan nahi rehte to main to use bagal wale kamre mein hi rakh leta, lekin woh possible to nahi tha. Sunday ke din main yahi soch raha tha ki Noor mere paas aayi. Usne apne mobile ko kas ke pakad rakha tha, aur mujhe ehsaas hua ki woh jaldi-jaldi type kar ke kas ke pakad rahi thi—iska matlab tha ki woh usi se chat kar rahi hai. Main muskaya aur maine Noor ko awaaz di, “Noor, main kya soch raha tha.” Ispe Noor meri aur dekhti hai, “Kya, Rizwan ke abbu?” Main aage badha, “Main soch raha tha ki aapko naya phone dilwa dun. Aaj ke zamaane mein yeh sahi nahi hai—aajkal tarah-tarah ke apps aa gaye hain. Aapko lena hai?” Is baar maine Noor ke chehre ke noor ko dekha, “Ji, Rizwan ke abbu, mujhe bhi ek chahiye thi.” Main uske jawaab se khush tha, “Aaj shaam ko chalte hain.”
Noor ke chehre pe khushi dekh main bhi khush tha, aur mujhe maloom tha ki woh kyun khush hai, aur uski khushi mein meri khushi thi. Shaam ke waqt hum dono bike se nikle aur ek achchhi si Motorola ki smartphone maine Noor ke liye EMI pe khareed di. Noor us mobile ko pakad bilkul chamak rahi thi. Main use dekhta raha, sochta raha ki ab wo kameena isse video call pe bhi gandi-gandi baatein karega. Mera lund phir se tanch hone laga—saala, meri biwi ka naya phone uske aashiq ke kaam aayega, aur yeh soch ke mera dil bhi thodi si khushi se dhadka. Noor ne mujhe dekha aur boli, “Rizwan ke abbu, yeh phone sach mein bahut achchha hai, shukriya!”
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