02-04-2025, 06:28 AM
Chapter 4
Main agle din ka intezaar kar raha tha. Shaam hui to main tayyar hoke itr laga liya, aur Noor ne burqa pehen liya. Hum dono meri bike se ek achchhi resto nikal gaye. Maine plan pehle se set kar liya tha us kameene ke saath—hum jis resto mein jaa rahe the, wahan maine use baithe rehne ko kaha tha.
Hum kuchh der mein resto mein ghuse. Roshni kam thi, is wajah se kam dikh raha tha, lekin meri nazar turant uspe padi jo kone mein baitha free ka paani pi raha tha. Main Noor ke saath baitha hi tha ki maine use ishara kiya ki mujhe call kare.
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“Oh, yeh to manager ka call hai. Noor, tum menu dekho, main turant baat karke aata hun.” Meri yeh baat sun Noor thodi udaas si ho gayi, lekin usne kuchh nahi bola. Main jhoothi call attend karne hotel se bahar nikal gaya.
- “Achchha mauka hai tere paas saale, enjoy kar,” maine us kameene se kaha.
- “Bilkul, aaj raat teri biwi se chummi lunga.”
- “Bas itna?”
- “Haan saale, bas itna. Chummi de de yeh bhi badi baat hogi saali ke liye. Achchha, main message bhejunga to tu aa jana—use aisa nahi lagna chahiye ki tune chhod ke bhag gaya hai.”
- “Haan, bilkul.”
Maine phone kaat diya aur khidki se andar jhaanka. Andar woh ladka apne seat se utha, dheere se meri biwi ke paas aaya, aur meri jagah baith gaya. Noor ka chehra baar-baar gate ki taraf jaa raha tha—jaise woh mujhe dhoondh rahi ho—lekin main kisi aur cheez ke firaak mein tha.
Mujhe bagal mein hi ek dukaan ke bahar ek bench dikha. Main wahan jaake apne lund ko dabane laga. Meri halat bilkul barood ki tarah ho rakhi thi—andar hotel mein meri biwi date pe thi, aur yahan main uska intezaar kar raha tha. Yeh intezaar mithi-mithi dard de raha tha.
Main baar-baar andar jhaank ke dekh raha tha. Andar Noor hans rahi thi, baatein kar rahi thi. Mujhe jaan-ne ka mann tha ki woh kya bol rahi hai. Maine gaur kiya to us kameene ne dher saara khana order kar diya tha, jise dekh mujhe bhi bhookh lag gayi. Maine ek 10 rupe ka Kurkure liya aur maze le-le khane laga.
Mujhe achanak usi kameene ka message aaya:
- “Kab se wait kar rahi hai teri biwi teri. Jaa jake use bol de koi emergency aa gayi hai.”
Yeh padhte hi maine andar jhaanka to woh gayab tha. Main phone ko jhoot-mooth kaan mein laga ke hotel mein ghusa. Saamne Noor ki nazar mujhpe gayi, aur meri uspe, phir meri nazar dher saare khane pe. “Noor, yeh tum apne liye akele itna samaan?” Yeh sun Noor hadbada gayi, “Oh no, Rizwan ke abbu, yeh aapke liye bhi hai.” Main table pe baith gaya aur plate pe samaan rakhane laga. “Sorry Noor, mera ek client foreign ka hai—bahut badi problem aa gayi hai.” Noor mayoosh hote hue mujhe dekha aur boli, “Khair, koi nahi. Ab khaate hain.” Maine jaise hi plate tayyar kiya, us kameene ne wapas call kar di. Main phir is baar kuchh bahana banake hotel se bahar nikal gaya.
- “Chal, bahut ho gaya behenchod. Ab bhag apni biwi ke paas se.”
- “Kya karega nahi bhaga to?”
- “To saale, tere saamne teri biwi ki gaand marunga, aur tujhse chatwaunga!”
Yeh sun ke to jaise mera lund rocket ban gaya—itni lazzat ki bardasht ke bahar tha. Main bahar aaya, aur andar phir woh kameena ne meri seat pakad li. Maine gaur kiya ki Noor use dekh muska rahi thi—mujhe bahut achchha laga yeh jaan ke.
Is baar main keh ke aaya tha ki waqt lagega, isliye mujhe koi jaldi nahi thi. Main bahar ek kone se andar ka dekh raha tha, lekin kuchh sun nahi paa raha tha. Noor uske haath pakad rahi thi—pyar se ek-doosre ke haath woh sehla rahe the. Mera lund in sab ko dekh pagal se zyada pagal ho raha tha. Phir us kameene ne apne haath se Noor ko ek piece khilaya, jispe Noor ne thodi na-nukur ki, lekin phir woh kha li aur ek cute si smile di. Badle mein usne bhi us haramzade ko khilaya. Main yeh sab dekh pagal hue jaa raha tha. Mujhe sunna bhi tha ki woh kya bol rahe hain, lekin afsos woh mumkin nahi tha.
Phir kareeb ek ghante ke baad mujhe uska message aata hai, usme usne order diya tha:
- “Andar jaa, apni biwi ko bol ki aur time lagega. Aur haan, khane ke paise pay kar de.”
Maine yeh padha aur seedha jhoot-mooth ka phone kaan mein laga andar ghusa. Noor ne mujhe dekha to uske chehre pe darr saaf-saaf tha. Maine khane ki halat dekhi, phir Noor ko ghura, “Tumne itna saara khana kha liya? Dopahar se bhookhi ho kya, haha!” Woh bhi darte-darte hansi, aur maine use 2K ke notes diye aur kaha, “Noor, mera boss jaan nahi chhod raha hai. Thodi der aur lagega.” Ispe uske chehre pe thodi gussa aur thoda khushi thi. Main andar se hansa aur bahar nikal gaya. Jaise hi main gate pe pahuncha, mujhe ek aur message aaya:
- “Teri biwi ko bagal wale park le ja raha hun. Wapas 15-20 mein yahi milte hain.”
Maine jab yeh padha, mere to jaise hosh udd gaye. Main khidki se andar dekh raha tha—Noor ne mere diye hue paise us launde ko thama diye, jisne payment kar di, aur table saaf hone laga. Woh dono kuchh der wahin baat karte rahe, phir achanak woh ladka khada hua aur saath mein Noor bhi. Dono resto ke bahar aane lage—maine unhe aata dekh chhip gaya.
Noor us kameene ke saath haath mein haath daale chal di—bagal ke park mein. Park bilkul chhota sa aur road se thoda hat ke hone ki wajah se khali hi rehta tha. Mujhe Noor ki himmat ki daad deni padi ki usne resto chhod ke idhar chal padi. Main un dono ka peechha karte hue aa gaya aur door se unhe dekhne laga.
Woh dono ek bench pe baith gaye aur kuchh der baat karte rahe—jo main sunna to chahta tha, lekin doori ki wajah se kuchh sunai nahi pad raha tha.
Phir woh hua jiski main kalpana kar to chuka tha, lekin haqeeqat mein pehli dafa dekha. Woh kameena ne Noor ke chehre ko apni taraf mod liya, aur khud apna chehra uski taraf, aur dono aage badhe. Mera lund jaise haanfte kutte ki tarah khada ho gaya. Maine jhat se apna lund aage-peechhe karna shuru kar diya. Mere saamne meri mazhabi, paak aur deeni biwi—jo ek bacche ki Ammi bhi hai—usne ek lafange ke honth pe apna honth laga diya.
Yeh chummi mushkil se do second chali, aur phir Noor hatt ke idhar-udhar darr ke dekhne lagi. Lekin us kamine ne wapas uska sir pakda aur dobara apne honth uske honth pe laga diye. Is dafa woh kaafi dafa chumte gaye, aur main kone mein khada apna lund puri raftar se ragad raha tha. Mujhe jaise jhatka laga, aur main dhadam se gir gaya. Meri awaaz se woh alag ho gaye. Main aadha pant neeche karke wahan se bhaga—mera lund ka paani mere pair ko bheegone laga.
Main resto mein gaya aur apne saans pe kaabu karne ki koshish karne laga. Kareeb paanch minute baithne ke baad meri hosh mein hosh aayi, aur main table pe jaake baith gaya—Noor ke intezaar mein, jo kareeb paanch minute baad aayi. Use jab maine dekha to laga jaise koi hoor dekh li ho—uske lipstick bikhre hue the, jise dekh main lazzat mein chala gaya.
Main wahan se utha aur Noor se maafi maangi, “Sorry Noor, meri job ki wajah se bahut problem ho gayi aaj.” Yeh sun usne apna sar naa mein hilaya aur boli, “Koi baat nahi, Rizwan ke abbu.” Hum dono wapas bike se ghar ki taraf nikal gaye. Mere saamne woh kiss kisi chalchitra ki tarah chal raha tha.
Hum dono ghar pahunche. Main fresh hone chala gaya aur apne pair ko saaf kiya, jo lund ke paani se gande ho gaye the. Phir main wapas bistar pe aaya to Noor sirf full ganji mein thi, aur meri taraf ghoor ke dekh rahi thi. Lekin maine use ignore kiya aur apne aap se kaha, “Noor, tere aashiq ka haq main nahi marunga.”
Agla din main office mein baitha tha aur usi kameene se chat kar raha tha:
- “Kal saale tu dekh nahi paya, mast chume hain teri biwi ko.”
Use andaaza nahi tha ki main woh drishya dekh liya tha, aur iski wajah se mujhe hansi aa gayi.
- “Kaisi thi uski lips?”
- “Kamaal, bas ab jaldi se woh honth mere lund pe lag jaaye.”
- “Woh woh sab nahi karti hai.”
- “Tere saath nahi karti bhadwe, mere saath karegi.”
Main mann mein hansne laga—mujhe yakeen tha Noor jaroor iska lund muh mein legi.
- “Aage kya karna hai?”
- “Aage yeh karna hai gadhe ki Noor darling ko dheere-dheere sense mein utarna hai.”
- “Lekin kaise?”
- “Woh tu mujh pe chhod de, bas tu saath deta reh.”
- “Ok.”
Maine chatting band karke apne sapnon mein kho gaya—jahan Noor ko 100 log mil ke chod rahe hain, aur main sab ko paani aur condom bant raha hun.
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Din beet rahe the. Noor aur woh kameena ghar mein roz mil rahe the. Meri Ammi ne ek din mujhse poochha, “Beta, tum saara samaan ke list ek saath kyun nahi bana dete ho? Har din samaan mangana padta hai.” Noor bagal mein hi khadi thi—yeh sun woh thodi darr gayi. Lekin maine jawaab diya, “Arre koi nahi Ammi, zarurat padti hai to mangwa leti hogi. Kyun hai na Noor?” Ispe Noor thoda ghabrate hue boli, “Ji, Rizwan ke abbu.” Main muska raha tha—kyunki yeh to meri hi chaal thi.
Ek hafta aur nikal gaya. Main roz us kameene se update mangta, aur woh mujhe roz chehak-chehak ke batata ki kaise woh meri biwi ke honth ka raspaan kar raha tha—jise sun main lazzat mein chala jata. Aur woh jhooth nahi bol raha tha—kyunki mere mini CCTV mein footage thi. Mere bistar pe pichhle 7 din mein se 3 din usne meri biwi ke honth chuse the—jisme se ek din woh Noor ke upar let ke chusa tha. Yeh footage dekh meri halat aisi ho jaati ki uska bayaan karna mushkil tha. Main lazzat ki nadi mein doobki lagane lagta tha.
Noor bhi ab kaafi sahayog dene lagi thi. Woh pehle jaise darr ke ek-do chummi nahi de rahi thi. Maine pichhle din ki footage dekhi to main chaunk sa gaya—Noor aur woh kameena kariban 10-12 minute tak chumte rahe, jise dekh main lund hilata raha.
Lekin main isse khush nahi tha—mujhe aur chahiye tha, aur jaldi se. Isi wajah se is baar maine plan banaya Noor aur uske kamine aashiq ko paas laane ka, aur mujhe ek bahut achchha mauka bhi mil gaya. Mere paas ek door ke relative ki shaadi ka invitation aaya tha. Maine socha ki yeh ek achchha mauka hai lovers ke liye.
Maine call kiya aur us kameene ka number milaya:
- “Abhi tak kahan tak baat chali saale?”
- “Bahut kuchh khaas nahi, lekin jaldi hi bahut kuchh khaas hoga, haha!”
- “Haha, dekh mere paas ek mast plan hai.”
- “Bol jaldi!”
- “Mere paas shaadi ki invite hai—door ke log hain, zyada jaan-pehchaan nahi.”
- “Arre, lottery hai phir to!”
- “Wahi saale, main use leke aaunga shaadi mein, aur tu uspe chadh jana.”
- “Nahi be, itna jaldi nahi. Aaram se karenge. Kab hai shaadi?”
- “2 week.”
- “Achchha, phir to time hai apne pe. Dekh chutiye, teri Ammi ke rehte aur aage badh pana bahut mushkil hai.”
- “To kya kare?”
- “Dekh, kal main teri biwi ko cinema le jaunga—doctor ke bahane. Mana mat karna use.”
- “Achchha, yeh plan hai.”
Usne phone kaat diya, aur main Noor ke baare mein sochne laga.
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Main agle din subah office ke liye tayyar ho raha tha ki Noor mere paas aayi. “Rizwan ke abbu, woh main soch rahi thi ki ek dafa clinic ho aaun. Aap drop kar denge?” Maine usse poochha, “Wahi ladies clinic na?” Jispe usne jawaab diya, “Ji, Rizwan ke abbu.” Main andar hi andar muskaya. Maine apne manager ko phone karke bol diya ki main thodi der mein aaunga, aur phir Noor ko bhi ready hone ke liye keh diya.
Main Noor ko clinic pe drop kar diya aur call lagaya meri biwi ke aashiq ko.
Us ladke ki bike pe meri biwi baith gayi, aur woh dono chal diye. Main bhi peechha karne laga. Us ladke ne Noor ko ek khatara sa movie theatre leke aaya, jahan sirf Bhojpuri movies lagi hui thi.
Maine bhi wahi ticket liye aur hall ke andar ghusa to bilkul sannata—sirf 3-4 couples the, jo ek-ek kona pakde hue the. Meri nazar Noor ko dhoondhne lagi, jo kismat se aisi jagah pe thi jahan cinema se aane wala light kuchh-kuchh dikh raha tha. Main bhi chhip ke kone mein baith gaya. Movie pe kisi ki nazar nahi thi—Noor ki nazar us chutiye pe thi, chutiye ki Noor pe, aur main maha-chutiye ki nazar un dono pe.
Asli cinema to seats pe chal raha tha. Movie shuru hone ke 2 minute baad hi Noor aur uska aashiq ek-doosre ke muh mein muh laga ke baith gaye. Maine apna pant sarkaya, lekin phir ruk gaya—kyunki aaj kuchh naya hone wala tha.
Woh dono lagatar chume jaa rahe the. Unki chumne ki awaaz itni thi ki mere kaan tak aa rahi thi, aur mera lund jhatke kha raha tha. Shayad un dono se zyada kharab halat meri thi—kyunki main badi mushkil se bardasht karke waqt guzar raha tha bina lund ko chhue.
Meri nazar chamki jab maine dekha ki us ladke ne meri biwi Noor ka burqa utarna shuru kar diya—jise dekh ke meri halat patli ho gayi. Mera lund akadne laga, lekin phir woh hua jo mere soch ke pare tha. Us kameene ne meri biwi Noor ki salwar utar di—woh cinema hall mein sirf bra mein thi. Main bardasht nahi kar paya, lekin mujhe unki baat sunni thi, isliye main dheere se unki seat ke paas khisak ke aa gaya.
Meri biwi ki awaaz mere kaanon mein aati hai, jise sun main kaanpne laga. Usne kaha:
Main agle din ka intezaar kar raha tha. Shaam hui to main tayyar hoke itr laga liya, aur Noor ne burqa pehen liya. Hum dono meri bike se ek achchhi resto nikal gaye. Maine plan pehle se set kar liya tha us kameene ke saath—hum jis resto mein jaa rahe the, wahan maine use baithe rehne ko kaha tha.
Hum kuchh der mein resto mein ghuse. Roshni kam thi, is wajah se kam dikh raha tha, lekin meri nazar turant uspe padi jo kone mein baitha free ka paani pi raha tha. Main Noor ke saath baitha hi tha ki maine use ishara kiya ki mujhe call kare.
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“Oh, yeh to manager ka call hai. Noor, tum menu dekho, main turant baat karke aata hun.” Meri yeh baat sun Noor thodi udaas si ho gayi, lekin usne kuchh nahi bola. Main jhoothi call attend karne hotel se bahar nikal gaya.
- “Achchha mauka hai tere paas saale, enjoy kar,” maine us kameene se kaha.
- “Bilkul, aaj raat teri biwi se chummi lunga.”
- “Bas itna?”
- “Haan saale, bas itna. Chummi de de yeh bhi badi baat hogi saali ke liye. Achchha, main message bhejunga to tu aa jana—use aisa nahi lagna chahiye ki tune chhod ke bhag gaya hai.”
- “Haan, bilkul.”
Maine phone kaat diya aur khidki se andar jhaanka. Andar woh ladka apne seat se utha, dheere se meri biwi ke paas aaya, aur meri jagah baith gaya. Noor ka chehra baar-baar gate ki taraf jaa raha tha—jaise woh mujhe dhoondh rahi ho—lekin main kisi aur cheez ke firaak mein tha.
Mujhe bagal mein hi ek dukaan ke bahar ek bench dikha. Main wahan jaake apne lund ko dabane laga. Meri halat bilkul barood ki tarah ho rakhi thi—andar hotel mein meri biwi date pe thi, aur yahan main uska intezaar kar raha tha. Yeh intezaar mithi-mithi dard de raha tha.
Main baar-baar andar jhaank ke dekh raha tha. Andar Noor hans rahi thi, baatein kar rahi thi. Mujhe jaan-ne ka mann tha ki woh kya bol rahi hai. Maine gaur kiya to us kameene ne dher saara khana order kar diya tha, jise dekh mujhe bhi bhookh lag gayi. Maine ek 10 rupe ka Kurkure liya aur maze le-le khane laga.
Mujhe achanak usi kameene ka message aaya:
- “Kab se wait kar rahi hai teri biwi teri. Jaa jake use bol de koi emergency aa gayi hai.”
Yeh padhte hi maine andar jhaanka to woh gayab tha. Main phone ko jhoot-mooth kaan mein laga ke hotel mein ghusa. Saamne Noor ki nazar mujhpe gayi, aur meri uspe, phir meri nazar dher saare khane pe. “Noor, yeh tum apne liye akele itna samaan?” Yeh sun Noor hadbada gayi, “Oh no, Rizwan ke abbu, yeh aapke liye bhi hai.” Main table pe baith gaya aur plate pe samaan rakhane laga. “Sorry Noor, mera ek client foreign ka hai—bahut badi problem aa gayi hai.” Noor mayoosh hote hue mujhe dekha aur boli, “Khair, koi nahi. Ab khaate hain.” Maine jaise hi plate tayyar kiya, us kameene ne wapas call kar di. Main phir is baar kuchh bahana banake hotel se bahar nikal gaya.
- “Chal, bahut ho gaya behenchod. Ab bhag apni biwi ke paas se.”
- “Kya karega nahi bhaga to?”
- “To saale, tere saamne teri biwi ki gaand marunga, aur tujhse chatwaunga!”
Yeh sun ke to jaise mera lund rocket ban gaya—itni lazzat ki bardasht ke bahar tha. Main bahar aaya, aur andar phir woh kameena ne meri seat pakad li. Maine gaur kiya ki Noor use dekh muska rahi thi—mujhe bahut achchha laga yeh jaan ke.
Is baar main keh ke aaya tha ki waqt lagega, isliye mujhe koi jaldi nahi thi. Main bahar ek kone se andar ka dekh raha tha, lekin kuchh sun nahi paa raha tha. Noor uske haath pakad rahi thi—pyar se ek-doosre ke haath woh sehla rahe the. Mera lund in sab ko dekh pagal se zyada pagal ho raha tha. Phir us kameene ne apne haath se Noor ko ek piece khilaya, jispe Noor ne thodi na-nukur ki, lekin phir woh kha li aur ek cute si smile di. Badle mein usne bhi us haramzade ko khilaya. Main yeh sab dekh pagal hue jaa raha tha. Mujhe sunna bhi tha ki woh kya bol rahe hain, lekin afsos woh mumkin nahi tha.
Phir kareeb ek ghante ke baad mujhe uska message aata hai, usme usne order diya tha:
- “Andar jaa, apni biwi ko bol ki aur time lagega. Aur haan, khane ke paise pay kar de.”
Maine yeh padha aur seedha jhoot-mooth ka phone kaan mein laga andar ghusa. Noor ne mujhe dekha to uske chehre pe darr saaf-saaf tha. Maine khane ki halat dekhi, phir Noor ko ghura, “Tumne itna saara khana kha liya? Dopahar se bhookhi ho kya, haha!” Woh bhi darte-darte hansi, aur maine use 2K ke notes diye aur kaha, “Noor, mera boss jaan nahi chhod raha hai. Thodi der aur lagega.” Ispe uske chehre pe thodi gussa aur thoda khushi thi. Main andar se hansa aur bahar nikal gaya. Jaise hi main gate pe pahuncha, mujhe ek aur message aaya:
- “Teri biwi ko bagal wale park le ja raha hun. Wapas 15-20 mein yahi milte hain.”
Maine jab yeh padha, mere to jaise hosh udd gaye. Main khidki se andar dekh raha tha—Noor ne mere diye hue paise us launde ko thama diye, jisne payment kar di, aur table saaf hone laga. Woh dono kuchh der wahin baat karte rahe, phir achanak woh ladka khada hua aur saath mein Noor bhi. Dono resto ke bahar aane lage—maine unhe aata dekh chhip gaya.
Noor us kameene ke saath haath mein haath daale chal di—bagal ke park mein. Park bilkul chhota sa aur road se thoda hat ke hone ki wajah se khali hi rehta tha. Mujhe Noor ki himmat ki daad deni padi ki usne resto chhod ke idhar chal padi. Main un dono ka peechha karte hue aa gaya aur door se unhe dekhne laga.
Woh dono ek bench pe baith gaye aur kuchh der baat karte rahe—jo main sunna to chahta tha, lekin doori ki wajah se kuchh sunai nahi pad raha tha.
Phir woh hua jiski main kalpana kar to chuka tha, lekin haqeeqat mein pehli dafa dekha. Woh kameena ne Noor ke chehre ko apni taraf mod liya, aur khud apna chehra uski taraf, aur dono aage badhe. Mera lund jaise haanfte kutte ki tarah khada ho gaya. Maine jhat se apna lund aage-peechhe karna shuru kar diya. Mere saamne meri mazhabi, paak aur deeni biwi—jo ek bacche ki Ammi bhi hai—usne ek lafange ke honth pe apna honth laga diya.
Yeh chummi mushkil se do second chali, aur phir Noor hatt ke idhar-udhar darr ke dekhne lagi. Lekin us kamine ne wapas uska sir pakda aur dobara apne honth uske honth pe laga diye. Is dafa woh kaafi dafa chumte gaye, aur main kone mein khada apna lund puri raftar se ragad raha tha. Mujhe jaise jhatka laga, aur main dhadam se gir gaya. Meri awaaz se woh alag ho gaye. Main aadha pant neeche karke wahan se bhaga—mera lund ka paani mere pair ko bheegone laga.
Main resto mein gaya aur apne saans pe kaabu karne ki koshish karne laga. Kareeb paanch minute baithne ke baad meri hosh mein hosh aayi, aur main table pe jaake baith gaya—Noor ke intezaar mein, jo kareeb paanch minute baad aayi. Use jab maine dekha to laga jaise koi hoor dekh li ho—uske lipstick bikhre hue the, jise dekh main lazzat mein chala gaya.
Main wahan se utha aur Noor se maafi maangi, “Sorry Noor, meri job ki wajah se bahut problem ho gayi aaj.” Yeh sun usne apna sar naa mein hilaya aur boli, “Koi baat nahi, Rizwan ke abbu.” Hum dono wapas bike se ghar ki taraf nikal gaye. Mere saamne woh kiss kisi chalchitra ki tarah chal raha tha.
Hum dono ghar pahunche. Main fresh hone chala gaya aur apne pair ko saaf kiya, jo lund ke paani se gande ho gaye the. Phir main wapas bistar pe aaya to Noor sirf full ganji mein thi, aur meri taraf ghoor ke dekh rahi thi. Lekin maine use ignore kiya aur apne aap se kaha, “Noor, tere aashiq ka haq main nahi marunga.”
Agla din main office mein baitha tha aur usi kameene se chat kar raha tha:
- “Kal saale tu dekh nahi paya, mast chume hain teri biwi ko.”
Use andaaza nahi tha ki main woh drishya dekh liya tha, aur iski wajah se mujhe hansi aa gayi.
- “Kaisi thi uski lips?”
- “Kamaal, bas ab jaldi se woh honth mere lund pe lag jaaye.”
- “Woh woh sab nahi karti hai.”
- “Tere saath nahi karti bhadwe, mere saath karegi.”
Main mann mein hansne laga—mujhe yakeen tha Noor jaroor iska lund muh mein legi.
- “Aage kya karna hai?”
- “Aage yeh karna hai gadhe ki Noor darling ko dheere-dheere sense mein utarna hai.”
- “Lekin kaise?”
- “Woh tu mujh pe chhod de, bas tu saath deta reh.”
- “Ok.”
Maine chatting band karke apne sapnon mein kho gaya—jahan Noor ko 100 log mil ke chod rahe hain, aur main sab ko paani aur condom bant raha hun.
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Din beet rahe the. Noor aur woh kameena ghar mein roz mil rahe the. Meri Ammi ne ek din mujhse poochha, “Beta, tum saara samaan ke list ek saath kyun nahi bana dete ho? Har din samaan mangana padta hai.” Noor bagal mein hi khadi thi—yeh sun woh thodi darr gayi. Lekin maine jawaab diya, “Arre koi nahi Ammi, zarurat padti hai to mangwa leti hogi. Kyun hai na Noor?” Ispe Noor thoda ghabrate hue boli, “Ji, Rizwan ke abbu.” Main muska raha tha—kyunki yeh to meri hi chaal thi.
Ek hafta aur nikal gaya. Main roz us kameene se update mangta, aur woh mujhe roz chehak-chehak ke batata ki kaise woh meri biwi ke honth ka raspaan kar raha tha—jise sun main lazzat mein chala jata. Aur woh jhooth nahi bol raha tha—kyunki mere mini CCTV mein footage thi. Mere bistar pe pichhle 7 din mein se 3 din usne meri biwi ke honth chuse the—jisme se ek din woh Noor ke upar let ke chusa tha. Yeh footage dekh meri halat aisi ho jaati ki uska bayaan karna mushkil tha. Main lazzat ki nadi mein doobki lagane lagta tha.
Noor bhi ab kaafi sahayog dene lagi thi. Woh pehle jaise darr ke ek-do chummi nahi de rahi thi. Maine pichhle din ki footage dekhi to main chaunk sa gaya—Noor aur woh kameena kariban 10-12 minute tak chumte rahe, jise dekh main lund hilata raha.
Lekin main isse khush nahi tha—mujhe aur chahiye tha, aur jaldi se. Isi wajah se is baar maine plan banaya Noor aur uske kamine aashiq ko paas laane ka, aur mujhe ek bahut achchha mauka bhi mil gaya. Mere paas ek door ke relative ki shaadi ka invitation aaya tha. Maine socha ki yeh ek achchha mauka hai lovers ke liye.
Maine call kiya aur us kameene ka number milaya:
- “Abhi tak kahan tak baat chali saale?”
- “Bahut kuchh khaas nahi, lekin jaldi hi bahut kuchh khaas hoga, haha!”
- “Haha, dekh mere paas ek mast plan hai.”
- “Bol jaldi!”
- “Mere paas shaadi ki invite hai—door ke log hain, zyada jaan-pehchaan nahi.”
- “Arre, lottery hai phir to!”
- “Wahi saale, main use leke aaunga shaadi mein, aur tu uspe chadh jana.”
- “Nahi be, itna jaldi nahi. Aaram se karenge. Kab hai shaadi?”
- “2 week.”
- “Achchha, phir to time hai apne pe. Dekh chutiye, teri Ammi ke rehte aur aage badh pana bahut mushkil hai.”
- “To kya kare?”
- “Dekh, kal main teri biwi ko cinema le jaunga—doctor ke bahane. Mana mat karna use.”
- “Achchha, yeh plan hai.”
Usne phone kaat diya, aur main Noor ke baare mein sochne laga.
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Main agle din subah office ke liye tayyar ho raha tha ki Noor mere paas aayi. “Rizwan ke abbu, woh main soch rahi thi ki ek dafa clinic ho aaun. Aap drop kar denge?” Maine usse poochha, “Wahi ladies clinic na?” Jispe usne jawaab diya, “Ji, Rizwan ke abbu.” Main andar hi andar muskaya. Maine apne manager ko phone karke bol diya ki main thodi der mein aaunga, aur phir Noor ko bhi ready hone ke liye keh diya.
Main Noor ko clinic pe drop kar diya aur call lagaya meri biwi ke aashiq ko.
- “Aa gayi teri nayi setting. Le jaa jahan le jana hai.”
- “Badi jaldi! Abhi aata hun.”
Us ladke ki bike pe meri biwi baith gayi, aur woh dono chal diye. Main bhi peechha karne laga. Us ladke ne Noor ko ek khatara sa movie theatre leke aaya, jahan sirf Bhojpuri movies lagi hui thi.
Maine bhi wahi ticket liye aur hall ke andar ghusa to bilkul sannata—sirf 3-4 couples the, jo ek-ek kona pakde hue the. Meri nazar Noor ko dhoondhne lagi, jo kismat se aisi jagah pe thi jahan cinema se aane wala light kuchh-kuchh dikh raha tha. Main bhi chhip ke kone mein baith gaya. Movie pe kisi ki nazar nahi thi—Noor ki nazar us chutiye pe thi, chutiye ki Noor pe, aur main maha-chutiye ki nazar un dono pe.
Asli cinema to seats pe chal raha tha. Movie shuru hone ke 2 minute baad hi Noor aur uska aashiq ek-doosre ke muh mein muh laga ke baith gaye. Maine apna pant sarkaya, lekin phir ruk gaya—kyunki aaj kuchh naya hone wala tha.
Woh dono lagatar chume jaa rahe the. Unki chumne ki awaaz itni thi ki mere kaan tak aa rahi thi, aur mera lund jhatke kha raha tha. Shayad un dono se zyada kharab halat meri thi—kyunki main badi mushkil se bardasht karke waqt guzar raha tha bina lund ko chhue.
Meri nazar chamki jab maine dekha ki us ladke ne meri biwi Noor ka burqa utarna shuru kar diya—jise dekh ke meri halat patli ho gayi. Mera lund akadne laga, lekin phir woh hua jo mere soch ke pare tha. Us kameene ne meri biwi Noor ki salwar utar di—woh cinema hall mein sirf bra mein thi. Main bardasht nahi kar paya, lekin mujhe unki baat sunni thi, isliye main dheere se unki seat ke paas khisak ke aa gaya.
Meri biwi ki awaaz mere kaanon mein aati hai, jise sun main kaanpne laga. Usne kaha:
- “Hira, koi aa gaya to? Mujhe darr lag raha hai.”
- “Baby, tumko ghar mein darr lagta hai, ab yahan bhi? Kuchh nahi hoga.”
- “Kitne pyare doodh hain tere, ekdam aam jaise.”
- “Muh mein lo na please.”
- “Woh to lunga hi na baby, pehle ise haath lagao na.”
- “Oh, kitna bada hai aapka! Pant ke andar pata nahi chalta hai, hee hee hee.”
- “Bada to hoga hi, tera gandu sauhar ke jaisa thodi hai.”
- “Mmm haan, unka kaafi chhota hai. Gaandu hain woh, hee hee hee.”
- “Noor, mera lund muh mein lo na please. Bahut din se wait kar raha hun.”
- “Itna bada nahi jayega Hira.”
- “Try karo na, kam se kam topa muh mein lo.”
- Chuuuuuuuup chiiiiiiiiiiip chupppppp
- “Aah Noor, daant mat lagao yaar. Haan aise hi, aur thook… aaaaaaaaaaah.”
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