Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

[liljohn]

"matlab tu samajhta hai ki main apne paas se tujhe 8 karod rupaiya doonga... ?" Murari ne hairat se uski aur dekha...
"8 nahi 10 karod.. aur mujhe pata hai ki tu dega.. kyunki 10 karod ganwane 10 saal jail mein kaatne se kahin jyada aasan hai tere liye.. 10 saalon mein toh tu pata nahi kitne 10 karod kama lega...!" Vicky ne katil muskaan Murari ki aur fainki...

Murari ne apna sir table par rakh liya aur kuchh der udhedbun mein pada raha... fir achanak uthkar bola," main sirf 8 karod doonga.. aur mujhe wo loundiya hath ke hath chahiye.. bol kab de sakta hai...?"
"jab tum chaho.. par abhi toh tumhari 14 din ki security officer custody hai na?" vicky ne Murari se sawaal kiya...
"tumhe jab chahe paise mil jayenge.. tum batao.. kab la sakte ho Sneha ko..?" Murari ne sawaal par sawaal mara...
" main baanke ko bata doonga...! sochkar.." Vicky ne ajjeb se andaj mein baanke ka naam liya...
"baanke... tum baanke ko kaise jaante ho?" Murari chounk kar uchhal pada....
"kyun hairani huyi na... Mujhe kidnap karne kuchh chooson ko sath lekar aaya tha.. abhi mere gusalkhane mein kaid hain teeno.. agar tum aaj nahi maante toh tum par ek case aur lagna tha.. " Vicky jor jor se hansne laga....
tabhi tough ne office mein pravesh kiya..," lagta hai kuchh soudebazi ho gayi tum dono ki...?"
"nahi.. inspector sahab.. hum dono mein kuchh galatfahmiyan thi.. jo aaj sath baithne se door ho gayi.. waise vicky ji kah rahe hain ki ye Sneha ko manane ki koshish karenge... apne bayan wapas lene ke liye.. kyun vicky ji?" Murari ne baat sapast ki...
"haan murari ji.. " aur kahte huye vicky ne tough ki aur aankh mari...
"Rajesh!" Tough ne aawaj lagayi....
"ji janab.."
"neta ji ko poori ijjat se hawalat mein chhod aao.. subah milte hain inse.. inka khayal rakhna..." Tough ne vyangya kiya...
"inspector sahab.. agar bura na mano toh.. main yahin so jaaoon... wahan machchhar aur garmi jaan nikal dete hain..."
"aap chinta na karein neta ji.. sarkaar kuchh hi dinon mein hawalat mein bhi AC lagwane par vichar kar rahi hai... tab tak pls.. kisi tarah se kaat lein...!" tough ne muskurate huye kaha...
"kab.. ye kaise ho sakta hai..? Murari ko visvas nahi hua..
"ho kyun nahi sakta neta ji.. aajkal hawalat mein aate hi neta log hain.. fir kuchh na kuchh toh sarkar ko sochna hi padega.." Tough ne kaha aur Rajesh ko use wahan se le jaane ko kaha....
"tu bura fansega kisi din..!" Murari ke jate hi tough ne vicky ko aage badhkar gale laga liya...," ho gaya tumhara kaam?"
Vicky kuchh na bola.. aankh band hote hi usko Sneha ka masoom sa chehra dikhayi diya.. wo bilkul nangi padi thi.. jangli kutton ke beech..... Tough aur vicky dono thane se nikal kar tough ke ghar ki aur chal pade.. lagbhag sare raste Vicky chup hi raha...
"kya baat hai.. tumhe multiplex mil toh gaya na? ya kuchh adachan hai.. ?" Tough ne usko gumsum baithe dekh kaha....
"hummm... haan.. mil jayega!.......... koyi adachan nahi hai..ab!" vicky ne lambi gahri saans chhodi...
"fir bhi tu pareshan lag raha hai.. kya baat hai yaar...? bata toh!" tough ne uska chehra dekhte huye poochha...
"nahi... kuchh nahi hai... kuchh bhi toh nahi.. bus murari ka chehra dekhkar hi ultiyan si aane lagti hain.. bahut kamina hai saala.. sou kutte markar ye 'ek' paida hua hoga..." Vicky ke jabde bhich gaye.. par wo aadhi baat man mein hi pi gaya.. kaise batata ki wo bhi iss baar 'uske' kaminepan mein hissedar hone wala hai... Sneha ko use sounpkar...'" bus! bahut ho gaya.. ye aakhiri baar hai..!" achanak vicky ke munh se nikla...
"kya bahut ho gaya? kya aakhiri baar hai? kahan atka huaa hai bhai...?" Tough ne gadi rok di...
"bus yaar.. ye politics.. bahut hi kutti cheej hai.. soch raha hoon.. chhod doon.. jane kya kya karwati hai sali... Bus ye multiplex mil jaye.. uske baad mein apne baare mein sochunga..." Vicky ki tabiyat si kharaab ho gayi thi.. usko apna shareer toot'ta hua lag raha tha...
"ek baat toh bata yaar.. Sneha bayan nahi deti ... theek hai... par kya tu usko sachchayi batayega? kyunki aaj nahi toh kal usko wapas jane par pata lag hi jayega.. sachchayi ka... fir kya wo tujh par ulta case nahi thhok degi....?" Tough ko poori baat ka gyan nahi tha...
"tu chhod na yaar.. sneha ko.. gadi chala.. mere sir mein dard hai..." Vicky ka sir pahle hi Sneha ke baare mein sochkar fata ja raha tha...
"aise sir dard karne se kaam thode hi chalega..? aage ka sochkar toh chalna hi padega... tune socha hai ki agar uske bayano ka munh teri taraf ghoom gaya toh kya hoga? Murari ki jagah tu mere thane mein baitha hoga.. aur main kuchh kar bhi nahi paaunga......." Tough ne pate ki baat kahi thhi...
"aisaa nahi hoga yaaaaaar.. tu samajhta kyun nahi hai.... wo kabhi aisa nahi karegi..?" Vicky jhallate huye bola.. tough usko baar baar anjane mein hi yaad dila raha tha ki Sneha ke sath kya hone wala hai...
"kyun.. kyun nahi karegi..?" tough ne fir uske dil ke taaron ko chheda..
"heyyy bhagwaaaaan... wo mujhse pyar karti hai.. mere liye mar sakti hai.. mar jayegi...! pls tu ye baat band kar de yaar..." Vicky ka antarman usko kachot raha tha...
"aur tu..??? tu nahi karta kya uss'se pyar? tujhe achchhi nahi lagti kya wo...? agar tu jindagi ke baare mein soch hi raha hai to wo kyun teri jindagi ka hissa nahi ho sakti...? tu hi toh kah raha tha bhai ke saamne.. ki aisi ladki tune aaj tak dekhi hi nahi..." Tough topic band karne ko taiyar hi nahi tha.. ulta baat ko aur jyada kured raha tha..
Vicky jhallate huye gadi se utar gaya.. tough bhi utar kar uske paas chala gaya...," kiss'se bhagne ki koshish kar raha hai tu.. mujhse? ya apne aap se..? kahan tak bhag sakta hai bhag le..
"vicky pyar nahi karta.. bus! meri life mein pyar ke koyi mayne nahi hain.. main apne liye jeeta tha.. jeeta hoon.. aur jiyunga... ! mujhe wapas chhod de.. mujhe gadi lekar kahin jana hai.. abhi.." Vicky bifar utha.. apne aap se hi..
"theek hai.. no problem! chal aa.. wapas chhod deta hoon.." Tough ne usko ek baar bhi rukne ke liye nahi bola... gadi mein baithe aur wapas thane pahunch gaye..
" ek baat maanega?" Vicky ne Tough se kaha..
"haan bol!"
"mujhe ek baar aur murari se milne de... akele mein.. mujhe kuchh jaruri baat karni hain.. aakhiri baar.." Vicky ne kaha..
"tu ek minute yahin thhahar.. main aata hoon.." kahkar tough office mein gaya aur kuchh der baad wapas aaya," chal tu office mein baith.. main murari ko wahin bhejta hoon.."
"theek hai.." kahkar vicky office mein jakar baith gaya...
kuchh der baad badhaal Murari bhi wahin aa pahuncha," kya yaar.. tune meri maa chudwa di.. dekh kitne machchhar kaat chuke hain.."
"kaam ki baat kar.. Sneha tujhe kal hi mil jayegi.. bol paise kahan de raha hai..?" Vicky ne kaha...
"jahan tu mujhe Sneha dega.. wahin.. time bhi tera.. jagah bhi teri..." Murari ne daant peeste huye kaha....
"theek hai.. Kal sham 6 baje.. panipat se delhi ki aur jo do nahrein jati hain.. bawana se kuchh pahle unn dono nahron ke beech milte hain... kaise karna hai.. ye tum bata do.." Vicky ne kaha..
"OK! mere paas aisa plan hai jismein hum mein se koyi cheating nahi kar sakta.." aur murari plan batane laga...
sach mein hi plan fulproof tha.. kahin cheating karne ki gunjayish na thi.. ya toh dono partiyon ko apna apna 'maal' mil jayega.. ya kisi ko bhi kuchh nahi...," lao.. tumhare fone se abhi fone kar doon.. apne kisi khas ko.. Baanke ko toh tum chhod hi doge na..." murari ne kaha...
"haan.. jate hi.."
Vicky ne fone on karke Murari ko de diya......
Murari ne fone karke apne kisi aadmi ko sabkuchh samjha diya.. aur baad mein kaha," yaad rakhana.. meri jamanat hone tak kisi ko bhi khabar nahi honi chahiye ki Sneha hamare paas hai.. usko kaid karke rakhna hai... samajh gaye na...!"
"yes sir..!"
"lo.. ho gayi baat!" Murari ne vicky ko fone de diya....
Vicky bina koyi shabd bole office se bahar nikal gaya.. wah jate huye tough se bhi nahi mila..... vicky mushkil se 5 minute hi chala tha ki uska fone baj uthha..
"oh! fone off karna toh bhool hi gaya tha.. usne fone uthakar dekha.. koyi anjaan no. tha.. vicky ne fone wapas dashboard par rakh diya... call Sneha ki ho sakti thi...
bell band ho jane ke baad wah fone ko uthakar off karne hi wala tha ki fir se usi no. se call aa gayi... kuchh sochte huye usne fone utha liya," Hello!"
Sneha fone lekar bahar bhag aayi," jaan! kahan rah gaye tum? main mar jati toh?"
achanak vicky ko kuchh soojha hi nahi," main aakar bataunga Sanu.. tumhe nahi pata mere sath kya huaa..?"
"hai Ram! kya hua.. tum theek toh ho na..?" Sneha ne apne dil par hath rakhkar poochha... uski dhadkane badh gayi thi...
"haan, abhi main bilkul theek hoon.. tum chinta na karo..!"
"ab aa rahe ho na mere paas..?" Sneha ka dil khushi ke maare dhadak raha thha...
" tum theek toh ho na..?" vicky ko tajjub hua.. yunhi uski aankhein nam ho gayi thi..
"haan main bilkul theek hoon.. Viru aur Raj bhaiya bahut achchhe hain.. pata hai.. maine apni jindagi main pahli baar rakshabandhan manaya hai.. maine dono ko rakhi bandhi..... kitni der mein aa rahe ho...?" Sneha fooli nahi sama rahi thi..
"ab nahi aa sakta main.. kal aaunga.. bahut door hoon.. aur gadi bhi nahi hai mere paas..." Vicky ne jhooth bola..
Sneha mayoos ho gayi," haan.. gadi toh medical mein hi khadi hai na..?"
"haan.. ab rakhoon..?" vicky ne kaha..
"nayiiiii.. kuchh der aur baat karo na... pls.. tumhe pata hai.. tumse baat karte hi 'tumhari chidiya' uchhalne lagi hai.. iska kya karoon..?"
"meri chidiya..? kya matlab?? " vicky ki kuchh samajh mein nahi aaya..
"isko tumne chidiya hi toh kaha tha.. chhoti si..?" Sneha ne apni jaanghein kas li aur uss 'chidiya' ko fudakne se rokne ki koshish karne lagi..
"ohh.. achchha.. ha ha ha" vicky feeki si hansi hanste huye bola..," kal aa raha hoon. na.. ab fone rakh do... main bahut pareshan hoon.. iss waqt.."
"achchha.." Sneha ne munh bana liya... par achanak uske chehre ki rounaq lout aayi," yaad hai na tumne kya wada kiya tha..?"
Vicky ka chehra murjha gaya," haan yaad hai.. ab rakh do fone.."
"haan haan rakhti hoon.. pahle bolo.. I love you!" Sneha fone rakhna hi nahi chah rahi thi...
" rakho na yaar fone.. kah toh raha hoon.. kal aa jaaunga.." kahkar vicky ne fone kaat diya....
Sneha kuchh der yunhi fone ko dekhti rahi.. fir andar jaate hi boli," Mohan bahut pareshan hai.. wo kisi problem mein hai.. achchhe se baat bhi nahi kar paya... aaj aayega bhi nahi..."
"tumhe yahan koyi dikkat hai?" Viru ne poochha...
"nahi toh.. main toh yahan bahut khush hoon.." Sneha ne chahakte huye kaha..
"fir kyun chapar chapar laga rakhi hai... chal aaja shatranj khelte hain.." viru ne kaha.. ek hi din mein wo kitna ghulmil gaye thhe...
"abhi laayi.. din wali baazi ka badla bhi lena hai mujhe.." kahte huye Sneha ne chess-board uthaya aur Viru ke paas bed par baazi jama di... uska ahsaas tak nahi tha.. ki koyi usko bhi aise hi chal chuka hai.. jindagi ki bisaat par.. aur wahan haarte hi mout hai.. sirf mout...
"jab se main college se aaya hoon.. tum logon ne ek bhi aksar padhne nahi diya hai.. tum dono chahte kya ho aakhir?" Raj apne bister par khija huaa baitha tha.. college se aane ke baad dono ne uske khoob maje liye thhe... Priya ka jikar kar kar ke!
"oho.. Raj bhaiya.. hamein pata hai.. aajkal aap padh toh yun bhi nahi rahe.. yahan aakar meri madad karo na.. aapka dil bhi lag jayega.." Sneha ke sath milkar viru ne bhi jor ka thahaka lagaya...
"aakhir tum log chahte kya ho yaar..? theek hai.. lo! band kar di kitab.." Raj ne kitab band karke table par rakhi aur unke sath hi bed par aa baitha," chal ghoda chal... Ghodaaa chal chuhiya.. marwayegi kya Rani ko!!!!!"
Sneha ko galati ka ahsaas ho gaya," thank you bhaiya.. tum kitne achchhe ho.. tum sath baithe rahe toh main jeet hi jaaungi.. par apna dhyan saamne wali khidki main mat laga lena.." Raj ko chhedne ka koyi mouka dono hath se nahi jane de rahe thhe...
"main tumhe kitni baar bata chuka hoon ki aisa kuchh nahi hai... agar thoda bahut kuchh tha bhi toh wo kal khatam ho gaya.. ab band karo yaar iss topic ko.. aur kuchh nahi hai kya baat karne ko..?" Raj ne kaha..
"jab tak tum sach sach nahi bata dete ki kal raat tumhari kitni pitayi huyi, hum tumhara peechha nahi chhodne wale.. kyun Sneha?" Viru ne kaha...
"sahi baat hai bhai.. bilkul sahi baat hai ye toh ho ho... ha ha.. aur ye gayi tumhari Rani... main jeet gayi.. wow.." Sneha khadi hokar koodne lagi...
"ja munh dhokar aa pahle.. hathi bhi kabhi tedha chalta hai..?" viru ne hanste huye kaha...
"main nahi khelti.. bakwas game hai..!" kahte huye Sneha ne sare pyade bikhra diye," batao na Raj.. kya huaa tumhare sath kal.. pls bata do.. hum hansenge nahi.. promice! hai na bhaiya!" Sneha ne viru ki aur dekha aur dono ek baar fir khilkhila pade... " Riya?"
"Hummmm.." Riya ne kitab se najar hata kar Priya ki aur dekha..
"maine Raj ke sath bahut galat kiya na?" Priya sara din udas baithi rahi thi.. college mein bhi.. ghar mein bhi..
"ab bhool bhi ja baat ko.. kuchh nahi hoga.. ek do din mein sab theek ho jayega.." Riya ne usko dilasa di...