Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

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"tum chinta mat karo beta.. mujhe kursi milte hi tumhari promotion pakki.. par ye batao.. baat kiss'se karni padegi.. len den ki.." Murari uske kaan mein fusfusaya...
Sipahi ne koyi jawab nahi diya.. Tough ke office ke saamne pahunch gaye thhe dono..," chalo sahab.. baki baatein baad mein..."
Murari andar ghus gaya.. Andar chal Rahe A.C. ki thand mein murari ko apna office yaad aa gaya.....
Tough apni gaddedar kursi par aaram se table ke neeche pair failaye huye adhleta sa baitha tha.. uske saamne 30 ki umar ke aaspas ke 2 pahalwan se dikhne wale achchhe gharon ke log khade thhe..
"mujhe bulaya inspector?" Murari ne gardan tedhi karte huye poochha.. rassi jal chuki thi.. par bal abhi tak nahi gaye the..
tough ne jaise Murari ko suna hi nahi.. wah table par aage ki aur jhuka aur saamne khade logon se bola," baitho!"
Jaise hi unn dono ne baithne ke liye table ke saamne khadi kursi kheenchi; tough ubal pada...," saalo.. baithne ke liye kursi chahiye tumhe.. haan? udhar baitho.. neeche!"
"janab hamari bhi koyi ijjat hai.. bahar gaanv wale aaye huye hain.. kyun naak katwa rahe ho..?" unmein se ek ne hath jodkar kaha...
"hummm.. ijjat.. tumhari bhi ijjat hai.. saalo.. jab gaanv ki ladkiyon ko kheton mein pakadte ho toh tab kya tumhari ijjat gaand marwane chali jati hai... tum ijjat ki baat karte ho.. behancho..." Tough khada ho gaya..," kapde nikalo... dekhta hoon tumhari ijjat kitni gahri hai..!"
"nahi.. janab.. ye toh pagal hai.. lo baith gaye.. aap toh mayi baap hain.. aapke saamne neeche baithne mein bhala kaisi sharam..?" kahte huye dusra tapak se deewar ke sath sat kar jameen par baith gaya.. aur pahle wale ko bhi kheench kar bitha liya...
"Rajesh!" Tough ne sipahi ko aawaj lagayi...
"ji.. janab.." Rajesh turant darwaje par prakat ho gaya...
"ladki ke baap ko bulakar laao...!"
"ji janab.." Rajesh turant gayab ho gaya aur jab wapas aaya toh uske sath ek adhed umra ka aadmi tha...
"namaste janaab!" aadmi ne kaha aur andar aa gaya.. uski aankhein bhari huyi thi..
"bolo taau! kya karna hai inka..?" Tough ne bade hi naram lahje mein baat ki..
uss aadmi ne nafrat aur glani se jameen par baithe dono ki aur dekha aur apni najrein hata li..," sab kuchh aap par chhod diya hai janaab.. ab hum toh kisi ko munh dikhane layak rahe nahi.. hamari beti.." kah kah kar buddha foot foot kar rone laga.. uska gala bhar aaya...
"theek hai.. aap jakar munshi ke paas bitiya ke bayan darj karwa do...! main kal inko court mein produce kar doonga..."
"ek minute janaab.. kya hum akele mein inse ek baar baat kar lein... idhar aana taau!" dusre wale aadmi ne kaha...
"aap baat karna chahte ho taau?" Tough ne poochha..
buddhe ne koyi jawab na diya.. unke bulane par wo inkar nahi kar saka aur barbas hi unki aur chala gaya....
kuchh kshan dono aadmi uske kaan mein khusar fusar karte rahe.. buddhe ke andar ka swabhiman jaag utha aur kaskar ek tamacha unmein se ek ko jad diya.. dono tough ki wajah se khoon ka ghoont peekar rah gaye....
"kya hua taau? kya kah rahe hain ye..." Tough ne dono ko ghoorte huye kaha..
Buddha fafak pada..," kah rahe hai.. case wapas le lo warna tumhari chhoti beti ko bhi......" iss'se aage wo na bol paya....
Tough kitni hi der se apne khoon mein aa rahe ubaal ko roke baitha tha..," kapde faado inn behan ke lodon ke... aur naga karke ghumaao bahar.. tab aayegi inko akkal..!"
Tough ke munh se nikalne bhar ki der thi.. Rajesh apne sath do aur apne hi jaise hatte katte security officer walon ko lekar andar aa gaya...
"hamein maaf kar do sahab.. hamne toh khali chummi khayi thi.. aur choochiyan dabayi thi bus..... pls.. janaab.. iss baar chhod do.. nahi.. pls fado mat.. hum nikal rahe hain na.." Tough ka roudra roop dekhkar dono andar tak dahal gaye... aur sath mein Murari bhi.. uske chehre par pasina chhalak aaya tha.. aur roungte khade ho gaye thhe...
Sipahiyon ke kaan toh bus apne janaab ki aawaj hi jaise sunte thhe... 2 minute ke baad hi wo dono sirf kachchhe baniyan mein khade thhe...
"itni be-ijjati sahan nahi hoti janab.. hamari bhi pahunch upar tak hai.. centre mein minister hai hamara mousa...!" Pahle wale aadmi jhak maar raha tha..
"ek mantri toh ye khada.. tumhare saamne.. isko bhi nanga karke dikhaaoon kya?" Tough ne kaha toh Murari ko jhurjhuri si aa gayi.. uski taangein kaanpne lagi thhi khade khade...
Dono ke munh achanak sil gaye.. ab tak murari par toh unka dhyan gaya hi nahi tha.. Murari ko iss tarah bheegi billi bane khada dekh unko apni aukat ka ahsaas ho gaya....
"dono ko hawalat mein daal do.. sham ko inki gaand mein mirchi lagani hai.... chalo taau ji.. aap bayan darj karwa do.." tough ne kaha aur fir Murari ki aur ghoorte huye bola..," baitho.. main aata hoon...! Tough jaise hi wapas office mein aaya, Murari ki halat dekhkar wo apni hansi nahi rok paya.. wo murari ko baithne ko bolkar gaya tha.. aur murari theek usi jagah jakar neeche baitha huaa tha jis jagah par kuchh minute pahle wo do aadmi baithe thhe.. bilkul usi andal mein.. shareef aadmiyon ki tarah... uske dono hath ghutno par rakhe huye thhe..
" yahan aa jao.. upar.. kursi par.." Tough ne apni kursi par jamte huye kaha....
Murari ki jaan mein jaan aayi.. wo toh ye soch raha tha ki uske sath bhi ab kuchh aisa hi hone wala hai.. par abhi bhi uske dil ko poori tasalli nahi huyi thi..," aap kaho toh main toh neeche bhi baith jaaunga.. inspector........ sahab! main toh jameen se juda huaa aadmi hoon.." Murari ne thhook gatka....
"haan.. tumhari jameen kal dekh li thi.. rahi sahi.. aaj rat ko dekh lenge.." Tough ne muskurate huye kaha..
"kkkk.. kya matlab...?" Murari sihar utha...
"kuchh nahi.. kisi aadmi ka fone aaya tha.. kah raha tha..."
Murari ki aankhein chamak uthhi..," Delhi se aaya tha kya fone????"
"Delhi walon ko bhool jao murari.. darasal unke kahne par hi aapki hawa tight ki gayi hai.. party aapki wajah se apni chhawi badnaam nahi karna chahti.. khair jiska bhi fone aaya tha.. kah raha tha ki usko pata hai ki iss waqt tumhari beti kahan hai..?" Tough ne wahan rakhe ek gilas pani se apna gala tar kiya.. .
"pls inspector sahab.. mujhe uss aadmi se milwa dejiye.. main bhi pareshan hoon.. apni beti ke liye... chahe aap jo bhi kharcha pani kahein.. main dene ko taiyaar hoon...
tough ne uski baat ko najarandaj karke apni baat jari rakhi...," uska naam vicky hai.. maine usko bulwaya hai.. wo bus aane hi wala hoga..."
"Vicky koun.. Rohtak wala.. jo virodhi party mein wahan se ticket ka dawedaar hai..?" Murari ke dimag mein khalbali mach gayi...
"wo mujhe nahi pata.. par haan.. hai wo rohtak se hi.." Tough ne anjan bante huye kaha..
"wahi hoga jaroor.. uski hi sajis hai ye.. kisi ne meri beti ko uske sath dekha bhi tha.. wardaat wale din.. inspector sahab.. usne meri beti ko behla rakha hai.. aap yakin kijiye..." Murari kursi par baitha baitha haanfne laga.. ek hi saans mein wo ye sab bol gaya tha....
"main toh yakeen kar bhi loon.. par court toh saboot maangega.. aur tumhari beti ke bayan tumhare khilaf hai.. fir bhi chalo.. aane do.. dekhte hain baat karke..." tough ne kaha hi tha ki darwaje par Rajesh prakat hua," Janab.. koyi vicky aaya hai.. kah raha hai.. aapse milne ka time maanga hai...
"Bhej do usko andar...!" tough ne kaha... Murari ka chehra tamtama uthha...