Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

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Shalini ne ek baar apni najarein uthhakar Murari ki taraf iss tarah dekha jaise koyi masoom hiran sher ke panjon se ghayal hokar uske pairon mein pada ho aur apni jindagi ki bheekh maang raha ho.. par Murari par iska koyi farq nahi pada.. wah sher thhode hi thha.. wah toh bhediya thha.. jo bina bhookh lage bhi shikar karte hain.. sirf shikar karne ke liye.. apni kutsit raakshashi bhawnao ki tripti ke liye..," Nikalti hai sali ya kheench kar faad doon..."
aur koyi raasta bacha bhi na thha... shalini ne pichhe hath lejakar bra ke hook khol diye.. bra dheeli hokar neeche sarak gayi.. usne jhuk kar 50 saal ke rakshas ke saamne nange khade apne jism ko dekha aur foot foot kar rone lagi...
" kya ri shalini teri choochiyan toh badi mast hain.. kya masalti hai inn par!" Shalini ke krandan se beparwah Murari ne aage badhkar bra ko kheenchkar nikal diya aur uski mast kabutaron jaisi gori choochiyon ko bari bari se masalne laga... Shalini ko chakkar aa rahe thhe.. Murari itni kamukta se unko masal raha thha ki yadi uski jagah uska 'Rohit' hota toh najara hi kuchh aur hota.. jisko ussne aaj tak khud ko unke paas fatakne tak nahi diya thha... Shalini ke lagataar bah 5rahe aansuon se uski choochiyan geeli ho gayi thi...
"chal jeans khol..! teri choot bhi inki tarah karaari hogi.. shave kar rakhi hai ya nahi.... agar..." Murari ka vakya adhura hi rah gaya.. darwaaje par joron se khatkhat hone lagi...
"koun hai madarchod.. kisne himmat ki darwaaje tak aane ki.." usne fone uthhakar guard ko fone milaya.. par kisi ne fone nahi uthhaya..!
" abey... kahan apni maa ka.. koun hai be.. chal fut..." par darwaje par khatkhat ki aawaj badhti hi gayi...," tu ruk ek baar.. saale behan ke..." darwaaje ke khulte hi Murari ka sara nasha utar gaya.. uski aankhein fati ki fati rah gayi...... adhuri baat usne apne gale mein thhook ke sath gatak li.. aur darwaja bahar se band karte huye nikal gaya...
" We r from C.I.A. Bhiwani Mr. murari, durachari aur whatever.. u r under arrest.." 3 sipahiyon aur ek A.S.I. ke sath khade Inspector ne uska swagat kiya...
Murari fati aankhon se usko dekhta raha.. fir sambhalte huye bola..," tu jaanta toh hai na main koun su!" Murari ne bandar ghudki di...
" haan.. kuchh der pahle T.V. par dekha thha.. kutte se bhi gaya gujra hai tu.. lanat hai 'baap' ke naam par.. par tu shayad mujhe nahi jaanta.. Mujhe Tough kahte hain.. tough.. chal thhane.. baki ki kundli wahan sunata hoon.. Daal lo isko.." tough ne sipahiyon ki aur ishara kiya....
"ek minute.. tum toh bhiwani se ho.. tum mujhe kaise arrest kar sakte ho..?" Murari uski tone se buri tarah darr gaya thha..
"abbey chutiye.. hindi samajhta hi nahi hai.. saaalo.. itne crime karte ho.. toh thhoda sa G.K. bhi rakha karo.. kidnapping wala natak tune wahi rachaya thha na.. toh kya security officer london se aayegi.. bhootni ke..." kahkar Tough ne usko sipaahiyon ki aur dhakela.. aur jaane ke liye wapis mud gaya.... "Mujhe bachao pls.. mujhe yahan se nikao.." darwaja anadar se thhapthapay gaya toh tough chounk kar palta.. ek pal bhi bina gunwaye usne darwaja khol diya.. aur andar ka drisya dekhkar chounk pada..
Farsh par sharaab ki botal tooti padi thhi.. TV ka screen toota hua thha... aur tough ki aankhon ke saamne aankhein jhukaye apni fati huyi shirt ko apne badan par kisi tarah lapete khadi Shalini bhi jaise tooti huyi hi thi.. uske baal bikhre pade thhe aur badhawaas si lagaatar bah rahe apne aansuon ko apni aasteen se pounchhne ki koshish kar rahi thhi..
"ohhh.. ek minute.." tough lagbhag bhagte huye andar gaya aur bed ki chadar kheench kar Shalini ke badan ko dhak diya...
"ye sab kya hai?" Tough ne sipahiyon ke sath ja rahe Murari ko aawaj lagakar wapas bula liya," andar lao isko!"
Muraari vicky ke bichhaye jaal, apni niyat aur niyati ke chakravyuh mein buri tarah se fans gaya thha.. hamari media aajkal ekmatra achchha kaam yahi kar rahi hai ki wo muddon ko iss tarah uthhati hai jaise iss-se pahle aisa kabhi nahi hua... aur unke dwara dikhayi gayi khabar par agar prasashan turant karyawahi nahi karta toh ve prayojit karna shuru kar dete hain ki sab mile huye hain.. badi machhliyon ke maamle mein toh wo khas tour par aisa karte hain.. beshak aisa wo apni TRP badhane ke liye karte hain.. par aaj unke dikhaye telecast se kum se kum jo ek achchha kaam hua wo ye.. ki bechari Shalini ki ijjat taar taar hone se bach gayi.. Delhi mein baithhe party ke ala netaao ne party ki chhavi bachane ke liye adhikaariyon par turant karyawahi ka dabaav banaya aur uska hi nateeja thha.. ki bhiwani security officer Department mein haal hi mein promotion pakar Inspector baney Sabse kaabil aur dabang Tough ko ye kaam sounpa gaya....
"ye kya hai Muraari..?" tough ko laga Shalini baat karne ki halat mein nahi hai... isiliye Murari se hi poochh liya...
" kuchh nahi hai.. ye.. kuchh bhi nahi.. bus.. wo iski shirt ulajh kar fat gayi thhi.. toh usse badlane ye mere bathroom mein gayi hogi... hai na beti!"
Shalini ne aage badh kar ek jordaar tamacha uske munh par raseed diya..aur foot padi," haraamjaade, Kutte.. tujhe pata bhi hai ki beti kya hoti hai... kaminey.. tujhse jyada gira huaa insaan maine apni jindagi main nahi dekha.. thhoo..!" Shalini ke munh se thhook ke roop mein nikli badduaa Murari ke badsoorat chehre par jakar chipak gayi...
" yahan city thhane ka no. kya hai.. jara poochh kar batao!" tough kanooni tour par iss maamle ko deal nahi kar sakta thha.... isiliye A.S.I. ko usne Rohtak City mein contact karne ko kaha...
kuchh Der baad Vicky ne city thhana incharge ko fone kiya..
"city thhana Rohtak se hawaldaar Brijlal, bataayiye kya sewa karein.." fone par ek rati ratayi si aawaj nikli..
" main Bhiwani C.I.A. Staff se Inspector ajeet bol raha hoon.. S.H.O. sahab se baat karwaayein jara..
" jaihind Janaab.. abhi karwata hoon.. kahkar brijlaal ne line forword kar di..
"Hello!"
" main Bhiwani C.I.A. Staff se Inspector ajeet bol raha hoon.. aapke yahan se Muraari ji ko arrest karke le ja raha thha.. yahan kuchh aur bhi panga hai.. aap aa jaayiye jara... lady staff ko lana mat bhoolna" Tough ne uski pahchaan jaane bina hi apni baat poori kar di..
"kyun kya huaa..? Murari ji arrest ho gaye..?" Vijender chounk kar chair se khada ho gaya..
"haan.. muraari ji arrest ho gaye.. aur ho sakta hai ki aaj raat inhe aap hi ki sewa ki jarurat pade.. aap aa jaayiye..!" Tough ne Muraari ko kadwahat se dekhte huye kaha.. wo sahma hua thha.. par vijender ke paas rahne ki soch kar uske chehre par rounak si aa gayi... wo toh uska hi pala huaa kutta thha...
"thheek hai.. hum abhi aate hain.. kahkar vijender ne fone rakh diya aur hadbadahat mein chalne ki taiyaari karne laga...