THE PROBLEM WITH MY SISTER

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Wow, was the alcohol already having an effect, or was this something more? I was excited and terrified at the same time and I needed to play it cool. I calmly stated, "Well if it becomes too hard for you to resist, just let me know and I will get dressed immediately."

She laughed and threw a pillow saying, "You're a cocky little bastard, one of your best qualities. Don't ever lose that or let the military water you down."

The food was taking a long time to arrive and we were getting more buzzed as we waited. I had turned the desk into the bar area and was relaxing in the office chair.

The second shot turned into a third and Leanna seemed really relaxed. "So Josh, tell me, how many fuck buddies do you have these days?"

Now, this was one of the characteristics I both loved and hated about my sister. She had a way of getting to the root of things. But if she was in a blunt mood I could certainly pace her. Looking like I was counting on my fingers I said "Three at the moment. Why do you ask? Do you have one of your cougar friends in mind for a fourth?"

"In your dreams loverboy. All of my friends are too vanilla for a stud like you."

"How in the world would you have any idea how or who I am in my adult interactions?"

"Ok, first, you're really bad at leaving your phone lying around unlocked at my house. Second, we still live in a relatively small community so people talk, and third, you never clean out your browser history on your laptop."

Oh my God!!! I could feel my face get red from embarrassment. Did she know my little secret? Did she know I had a folder of her pictures I used from time to time? I felt so dead at that moment but yet at the same time she was smiling like she had won some great prize. And, why had she been snooping?

"Ok, what's your game here?" I asked

After a long pause, she said, "No game, just having an authentic moment. You remember you asked in the car what else I was keeping in my rebellious little mind?"

"Yeah," I responded hesitantly.

"Learning about your dirty little mind is one of my secrets I haven't shared with anybody until now."

"Like what have you figured out about me oh wise one?"

"I know all of your girlfriends look like me and most of your porn searches are for girls that look like me. I know you love eating pussy and apparently are into analingus if I'm saying that right. I know that you get nervous around me sometimes because secretly you have this problem of really wanting to fuck your sister."

With that, she downed another shot and waited for my response which was only total shocked silence.

She continued, "And I know that since you've failed to protested or disagreed with anything I've said that I'm right. I also know that I have this problem that I also really want to let my brother do all of those nasty things to me that you think about. The problem is that we are brother and sister and beyond that, I"M MARRIED!"