Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

[liljohn]

"yaar.. Ye kahan pagal logon ke beech fansa diya yaar.. Ye koyi kachchha hai.. Ab bahar bhi nahi baith sakte.. Huunh!" Raj ne andar lete huye Virender ko apna barmooda dikhate huye kaha..
"Kya hua?" Virendra ne chounkte huye kaha...
"Hua kya yaar.. Ye saamne wali aunty......." Raj ne sara kissa Virendra ko suna diya....
"hahahah... Hahahaha... Hahahaha.... Tu uske saamne aise chala gaya... " Kahkar virender pate pakad kar hunsne laga...
"ab ismein hunsne wali kya baat hai..." Raj ka pahle se hi kharab mood aur kharaab ho gaya...
"bura mat maan'na yaar.. Par iss aurat se sambhal kar rahna.... Par uski bhi kya galati ho.. Jiski patakhe jaisi 2-2 jawan betiyan hon.. Uska aisa vyavhar lajimi hi hai.. Dono mast maal hain yaar.. Judwa hain... Dekhte hi behosh na ho jao toh kahna.. Ek dum makkhan ke mafik badan hai.. Tu dekhna unko.. Par tokne ki gustakhi mat karna.. Aur aaindaa aise bahar mat baithna kabhi..." Virendra ne serious hote huye kaha...
"Par yaar.. Betiyan hain toh hain.. Ismein hamari naak mein dum kar dena.. Ye kahan jayaj hai..." Raj ko baat hajam nahi huyi...

"Kah to tu hi thheek raha hai.. Par ek toh thhanedari ki choudhar.. Dusra shakki mijaj.. Baap bhi aisa hi hai... Halat yahan tak hai ki ladkiyon ko college lane le jane tak ke liye ek buddhe sipahi ki duty laga rakhi hai.. Chal chhod.. Aa khana khakar aate hain....


"Kya hua mummy..?" Bahar shor sharaba sunkar mummi ke ghar ke andar aate hi priya ne sawaal kiya...
"Kya bataoon..? Aaj kal ke ladke bhi itne luchche lafange hain... Tere papa dekh lete toh uski toh khal hi kheench lete.. Aur juban itni chalata hai ki bus.. Hey ram!"
"par hua kya mummy.. Koun tha?" Priya ko jaanne ki jigyasa ho uthi..
"ari.. Yahin.. Samne wale makaan mein room liya hoga.. Bahar baitha tha.. Kachchha pahne.. Chal tu padhayi kar le.. Chhuttiyon ka kaam rahta hoga.. Dekh Riya padh rahi hai ki nahi...
"Kya..???? Kachchha pahankar.." Priya ne apne munh par hath rakhkar apni sharam chhipayi.. Bada badtameej hoga koyi.."
"chal tu apna kaam kar le.. Tere papa aate hi honge... Unko mat batana.. Yaad hai na.. Pichhle ladke ko kitna mara tha.... Raj ki aankhon mein kal Gaanv wala manjar jiwant ho uthha.. Wo ladki kaise apni deh ko chhipane ki koshish kar rahi thi.. Na chahkar bhi rah rah kar Raj ka dhyan yahan wahan se chhalak rahi chhatiyon par ja raha tha.. Nanga badan dekh kar kaise uske dilo dimag mein uthal puthal si hone lagi thi.. Aur jab wo achanak apne aapko mobile mein kaid kiye jane par khadi huyi thi... Uff.. Kaise maistiyon ka jaam sa uski nashon ko nashe mein tar kar gaa tha.. Bhagwan ne bhi kya cheej banayi hai.. 'Nari'.. Agar wah wahan se bahar nahi jata toh shayad jajbat insaniyat par hawi ho jatey.. Aur wah bhi apni pourushta ko uss ladki ke 'khoon' mein rang chuka hota.. Uska kunnwarapan bhang ho gaya hota...
Raj ne abhi tak ki apni padhai ***** boys college, Sonepat mein hostal mein ki thi.. Isiliye ladkiyon ke 'suroor' se abhi tak anjaan hi tha.. Par ab 12th mein uske dost Virender ne usko Rohtak bula liya tha.. Ghar wale bhi maan gaye.. Kyunki Hostal se coaching classes ke liye bahar jane ki anumati nahi thi.. Yahan ka college co-ed tha..

"kahan kho gaye bhai?" Virendra ne Raj ke kandhe ko dabaya...
"uuunh.. Kahin nahi.. Bus aise hi.. Yaar mein kabhi ladkiyon ke sath nahi padha hoon.. Hum toh wahan khul kar hanste khelte thhe.. Yahan par toh badi bandishein hongi...." Raj ne apni kitab nikalte huye poochha....
"Arey yaar.. Tu bhi na.. Khamkha ki tension kyun le raha hai.. Co-ed ke apne hi maje hote hain... Padhne mein bhi maja aata hai... Aur.."
"yaar.. Wo dekh.. Saamne wale ghar se koi jhank raha hai.. Khidki mein se.." Raj ne Virendra ko beech mein hi rok diya....
"koun?.. Arey udhar mat dekh yaar.. Najron mein chadh gaye toh bewajah tension ho jayegi.. Idhar aa ja... Lagta hai ye room chhodna hi padega.." Virender ne Raj ko kheenchne ki koshish ki...
Par Raj toh jaise jad sa ho gaya tha.. Sammohit sa.. Saamne wali khidki se unhi ki aur dekh raha chehra iss kadar haseen tha ki Raj wahan se apni najrein na hata paya.. Ek dum taaje gulab jaisi najakat uss chehre se tapak rahi thi.. Rasilapan itna ki falon ka raja 'aam' bhi sharma jaye.. Aankhon mein toofan ko bhi apne andar sama lene ki tadap thi.. Hont aise ki jaise gulabi rang ki lipstick laga rakhi ho...
"Aayi Mummy!" kahkar wah neeche bhag gayi..
Aawaj bhi iss kadar sureeli thi jaise saaton sur swarbaddh hokar apna jadu bikherne lagey hon.. Wah kareeb 10 sec khidki par rahi.. Itne mein hi jaane sundarta ke jane kitne alankaran Raj ne apne dil se usko de diye..
"yeh ladki toh badi pyari hai yaar..!" Raj ne khidki par se najar hata'te huye kaha. Uski ki aankhon se soundraya darshan ki tripti jhalak rahi thi..
"toh main kya dopahar ko been baja raha tha.. Bataya toh tha.. Dono behnein lakhon mein ek hain..." Virender kitab uthha kar padhne baith gaya..
"ye kounsi thi..? Badey wali ki chhoti.."
"Yaar.. Dono judwa hain.. Main toh aaj tak pahchan nahi paya hoon.. Tu pahchan sake toh pahchan lena.. Par yahan nahi.. Kal college mein.. Ab padhne de..!" Virender bola..
"Sach... Kya ye hamare hi college mein ppadhti hain.. Yakeen nahi hota yaar.. Yakeen nahi hota..."
"arey o bhai.. Maaf kar.. Ye ladkiya door se hi pyari dikhayi deti hain.. Tu kabhi sath raha nahi na.. Dheere dheere sab samajh aa jayega.. Kum se kum inke chakkar mein mat padna.. Lene ke dene pad jayenge..."
"Main toh bus aise hi poochh raha tha yaar..." Raj ne mayus hote huye jawaab diya..
"chal thheek hai.. Aaja.. Ab khidki band kar... Aur padh le!"

Aur uss raat Raj padh na paya.. Dimag mein khidki mein khadi hokar jhank rahi wahi do aankhein ghoomti rahi.... Khumari bhar dene wali aankhein.... Naye college ka pahla din... Raj bahut romanchit tha par andar hi andar jhijhak ki ek hulki si mehraab usko uske fudakte dil ko kabu mein rakhne ki nasihat de rahi thi... Jaise hi usne college ke gate se pravesh kiya.. Hajaron ki sankhya mein yahan wahan mandra rahi 'Titliyon' ke hridyasparshi drishyon ne uska swagat kiya.. 'Aah.. Ladkiyan kitni pyari hoti hain.. Kitni swapnil, kitni katil.. Najar ke hi ek vaar se ghayal kar dein.. '
Par Raj ki aankhein toh usi chehre ko dhhoondh rahi thi jo usko kal khidki mein se najar aaya tha.. Aur fir sari raat nikal hi nahi paya.. Uske khayalon se..
"chal yaar.. Kya dhoondh raha hai..? Aarti madam ki class hai prayer se pahle.. Agar aa gayi hongi toh darwaje par hi class le lengi..." Virendra ne Raj ke Bag ko pakad kar kheencha...
"aan....haan.. Chal!" Raj ki najrein fir bhi uske kadmon ka sath nahi de rahi thi...
"Ohh.. Lagta hai madam aa gayi.. Ab dekhna..."
"may i come in madam?" Virendra ne ek hath mein Raj ka hath pakdey dusra hath aagey badhaya...

"Ye lo bhai... Highcourt ne 'gay order' kya paas kar diya.. Logon ne toh hum ladies ko notice karna hi chhod diya.. Ab tak kahan rangraliyan mana rahe thhe..?" Aur class mein thhahaka goonj utha... Aarti madam ki teekhi aawaj virendra ke kaanon mein mirchi ki tarah padi...
"nahi.. Madam.. Wo.. Isne abhi admission liya hai.. Aaj pahla din tha.. So...." Virendra ne bachchon ke thhahakon par dhyan nahi diya..
"ohhho.. Naya ladka...! Gals.. Dekho..! Naya ladka aaya hai.... Toh kya aarti utaarein iski.. college ke time ka nahi pata kya tum logon ko.." aakhiri line bolte bolte Aarti madam cheekh si padi thi..
"Sorry madam.. Wo.. Aagey se aisa nahi hoga..! Pls let us come in..!"
"No! No way.. Just stay outside..!" kahkar Aarti ne class ki aur rukh kar liya..
Mayus Virender aur Raj canteen mein aakar baith gaye...
"Yaar yahan toh bada strict mahoul hai.. Pahle hi din kirkiri ho gayi.." Raj ne bhavpoorn tareeke se Virender ki aur dekha...
"Nahi yaar.. Sab aise nahi hain.. Bus yahi ek khadoos madam hai jo bachchon ki naak mein dum rakhti hai.. Pata nahi kab retire hogi... " Virender ne usko dilasa di...
"yaar.. Wo ladki bhi isi college mein hai.. Tu kah raha tha..?" Raj matla ki baat par aa gaya...
"yaar tu aadmi hai ki bandar.. Ek baat ke pichhe hi chipak gaya.. Isi college mein hi nahi.. Isi class mein bhi hai.. Par yaar.. Tu uska chakkar chhod de.. Marwa degi.. Dekha nahi.. Kaise daant nikal kar hans rahi thi abhi.. K'mini!"
"kya? Apn hi class mein hai.. " aur Raj ki aankhein chamak uthhi.... Prayer ki bell hote hi Sabhi ground mein jakar kakshanusar panktibaddh hona shuru
ho gaye.. Ladkiyan ek taraf khadi thi.. Ladke dusri taraf.. Raj aur Virendra kaksha ke sabse lambe ladke thhe so wo dono sabse pichhe khade thhe...
"Oye Raj.. Wo dekh Priya!" Virender ne apni kohni se Raj ke pate par touch kiya..
"kahan?" Raj ke dil mein ghantiyan si baj uthhi..
"Wahan... Saamne manch par.. Paanchon ladkiyon ke beech mein khadi hai.. ab ji bhar kar dekh lena... " Virender hulke se fusfusaya...
"ohhhhh... " sirf yahi wo shabd thhe jo Raj ke munh se pratikriya ke roop mein nikle.. Uska munh khula ka khula rah gaya.. Dharidar skirt aur jagmagati huyi safed shirt pahne Priya ko sir se paanv tak dekhkar Raj ki saanse seene mein hi atak gayi..
Priya hath jodey najrein jhkayein prayer karne lagi.. Nakh se sikh tak Uske shareer ka katra katra sharbati mithas sanjoye huye tha.. Kapdon mein se jhankte santri ubharon mein mano nayan chumbak laga ho.. Najrein chipak jayein.. Jaise Raj ki chipki huyi thi.. Lumba chharhara vakraakar badan kis ko pagal na bana de.. So raj bhi ho gaya.. Pahli najar mein hi ghayal... Uski aankhein band hi na huyi.. Prayer ke liye.. Usko laga jaise priya usi ke liye ga rahi hai.. 'Prem-Geet'
Uska ye sukhad ahsaas prayer ke khatam hone ke baad bhi jari raha aur uski najrein Prayer ke baad apni line mein jakar khadi huyi Priya ka pichha karte huye lagbhag 90 degree par ghoom gayi.. Uske chehre ke sath...
"Hey U! Last boy in 12th.. What's up?" Aagey khada ek teacher gusse mein gurraya..
Virendra ne kohni maar kar Raj ka dhyan bhang kiya..," Tu toh gaya yaar...!"
"SssSorry sir.." kahkar Raj ne seedha khada hokar najrein jhuka li...