23-02-2025, 09:03 PM
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Avani sochti hai ki natak hi toh karna hai ismey kaunsi badi baat hai aur ramuji se jid karne se bhi koi fayda nahi hai fir woh ramu se bolti hai
Thik hai ramu ji abhi ke liye main aapki patni hun....aur hass kar bol deti hai ab thik h na ramuji.
Ramu- Haan memsaab hum aapke pati hn aaj se
Avani-(haste huye) Thik hai baba, aap mere pati hain aaj se
Ramu- aapka sirf ek hi pati hai aur u hn hum, samjhi aap
Avani ko ramu ki harkate bachkani lagti hn aur Bo bolti hai
"Thik hai ramu ji mere pati sirf aap hain" aur fir has deti hai
Avani- ramu ji aapko nind nahi aa rhi, mujhe toh bohot nind aa rhi hai, waise bhi bohot raat ho chuki hai
Ramu- Han memsaab, nind toh humka bhi aa rhi hai
Avani (ramu ko chhedte huye)- Achha ji toh konsa pati apni patni ko memsaab bulata hai hn?
Raamu- aisi baat naahi hai, humka aapko memsaab bulana hi achha laagat hai
Avani (hastey huye)- chaliye ramuji ab so jaiye aap
Fir avani apane bag se chadar nikalti hai aur takiye par sar rakhkar sone lagti hai, tabhi ramu bhi aakar avani ki chadar mein ghus jata hai aur sone lagta hai
Avani ko ramu ke apane paas letne se koi dikkat nhi hui...
Aur fir avani waise hi leti rehti hai
Kuchh der baad ramu bhi so jata hai
Subah ke 6 baj rhe the...
Conductor - jisko bhi fresh ya nashta-paani karna ho toh avi karle...bus ek ghanta yahan rukegi
Avani ki ankh bus conductor ki aawaz se khul jati hai...jaise hi uski ankh khulti hai woh dekhti hai ki raamu uski kamar mein hath daalkar aur uske upar pair rakhkar soya aota hai
Ab tak avani raamu ke sath baatchit se comfortable ho gyi thi toh usse raamu ka apne pet par hath rakhne mein koi buraai nahi lagi
Avani raamu ke kandhe par hath rakhne usse uthati hai
Itne mein raamu jaag jata hai aur uthkar baith jaata hai
Ramu- subah ho gyi memsaab
Avani (mazaak krte huye) :- aapko aur Sona ha kya ramuji. Aur dabi aawaz mein hass deti hai "hehe"
Ramu- naahi memsaab, Humaar uu matlab naahi tha, uu Humka hugne jaana hai aapko naahi Jana hai
Avani raamu ko uske hugne ki baat se Sharma jaati hai aur bolti hai
Avani- Haan raamu ji mujhe bhi fresh hone jaana hai
Fir dono bus se niche utarte hn toh ramu dekhta hai ki wahan toilet likha hua tha aur bohot saare aadmi khade huye they...
Ramu avani ka hath pakad kar, bolta hai chaliye memsaab u rha latrine
Aur avani ka hath pakad kar wahan chal deta hai, raamu ke hath mein itani takat thi ki avani uske sath khichi chali jaati hai
jab dono wahan pahuchten hain toh dekhte hn wahan charo taraf aadmi aur auraten idhar udhar se jaa rahi thi
Ramu bolta hai, memsaab aap yahan iss wale sandas mein chale jaiye...hum uu waale mein jata hun
Aur ramu itna kehkar...ek paas wale
toilet ke andar ghus jata hai
Tabhi Avani ke bagal mein ek mota sa aadmi baitha tha.. usne avani ke nange pet par jor se chuti kaat leta hai
Avani- Ouccchhh!!!!!
Avani ashcharya se apne bagal mein dekhti hai toh ek mota sa kala aadmi uske bagal mein padi kursi par baitha hua daant dikha kar hass rha tha..
Avani- pagal ho kya aap!!
Tabhi woh avani ka hath pakad leta hai aur apne honto par jibh firakar bolta hai
Jyada bolegi toh yahin nanga krke sabke sandaas saaf karaunga
Avani dar jaati hai aur turant uske hath se apna hath chhudakar bhag ke saamne Wale toilet mein jakar jaldi se gate band karlrti hai aur ek gehri saans leti hai...aur fir man mein bolti hai
Kaise log rehte hn yahan baat karne ki bhi tamiz nahi hai inko
Fir avani toilet ki taraf dekti hai aur bolti hai.....aree wah, yahan kam se kam toilet toh saaf hain
Jyadatar dehati ilakon ke public toilets gande hi milte hn par avani ko toilet saaf Mila isse avani bohot khush hoti hai
Ab avani toilet seat par khadi ho jati hai fir apani saari aur petticoat ko kamar Tak utha kar ek hath mein dono ko pakad kar dusre hath se apani panty jangho tak khiska leti hai aur fir panty se sanitary napkin nikaalti hai jo uske menstrual waste se abtak pura laal ho chuka tha,
Avani usse paas rakhe dustbin mein fek deti hai..par uska menstrual waste uske pubic hairs mein chipk jata hai jise woh paani se saaf kar leti hai aur toilet seat par kamar tak saari uthaye hue baith jaati hai.
Jab woh vapis aati hai toh usse ramu ussi kursi par baitha milta hai, jispar abhi thodi der pehle woh mota baitha tha.
Ramu ko dekhkar avani thoda safe feel karti hai aur uski taraf badh chali....
Avani(apne pallu se hath pochhte huye raamu ki taraf aati hai)
- raamuji aap fresh ho gye?
Ramu (kursi se khada hota hai aur kehta hai)-
Haan memsaab humara toh pet bilkul saaf ho gaya
Avani(haste huye)- aree badi achhi baat hai raamu ji fir toh
Achanak ramu avani ki taraf aata hai aur uski kamar pakad kar chalne lagta hai
Avani-( chauk jaati hai aur ek flirt wale andaaz mein)
not bad-not bad raamuji aur has deti ha "haha"
Ramu- uu memsaab aap kuch khana khayengi?
Avani- lekin raamuji maine toh brush bhi nahi kiya hai
Ramu- aree memsaab, hum toh 4-5 din tak brush nahi karte hn toh ka hum kuchhu khate nahi hain
Avani- chhi raamu ji aap itne din Tak brush kyun nahi karte
Raamu- bas memsaab, kaam mein kabhi kabhi bhul jaate hain.....waise aapke liye hum Vada pav laate hn
Avani- thik hai raamu ji le aaiye sath mein kha lene...aur itna kehkar avani bas mein chali jaati hai aur raamu dhabe se vada pav lene chala jata hai
Avani seat par pahuch kar bag apna senitary napkin pehan leti hai aur itni der mein raamu aa jata hai
Raamu- Yeh lijiye memsaab aapka vada pav
Avani- aap abhi toh gye they...itni jaldi aa gye
Raamu- Memsaab apko humri Umar kitni lagti hogi??
Avani- 40-43 I guess ?
Raamu- nahi memsaab, hum 51 ke ho chuke hn
Avani (muh fadkar)- sach mein kya !!!
Raamu- aur nahi toh kaa; memsaab hum bas dekhne se hi duble lagte hn waise Hum do logo ko ek sath patak sakte hn
Avani (hastehuye)- thik hai raamuji thik hai; agar ab aapki taarif ho gayi ho toh nashta kar len warna thanda ho jayega
Raamu- ji memsaab waise aapki Umar kitni hogi?
Avani- 28 raamu ji aur has deti hai
Aur fir dono apna apna nashta karne lagte hn
Avani apani seat par ankhe band karke let jaati hai
Aur raamu apne phone ka volume badhakar bhojpuri ka ek gaane chalaane lagta hai...
? हो गईनी पूरा डेकोरेट बलम ?
? करिया ऊपर नीचे सेट बलम?
?सेट बलम?
?हो गईनी, हो गईनी?
?आरे हो गईनी पूरा डेकोरेट बलम?
?करिया ऊपर नीचे सेट बलम?
?बेरी बेरी सरके अचरवा, इन पिन लगा दिही अड़ि जाई?
?सड़िया प डालब नजरिया त सड़िया, फिर से पहिरे के पड़ि जाई?
?सड़िया प डालब नजरिया त सड़िया, फिर से पहिरे के पड़ि जाई?
Kuchh hi der mein "bus station" par bus ruk jaati hai aur raamu aur avani niche utar jaate hn
Avani sochti hai ki natak hi toh karna hai ismey kaunsi badi baat hai aur ramuji se jid karne se bhi koi fayda nahi hai fir woh ramu se bolti hai
Thik hai ramu ji abhi ke liye main aapki patni hun....aur hass kar bol deti hai ab thik h na ramuji.
Ramu- Haan memsaab hum aapke pati hn aaj se
Avani-(haste huye) Thik hai baba, aap mere pati hain aaj se
Ramu- aapka sirf ek hi pati hai aur u hn hum, samjhi aap
Avani ko ramu ki harkate bachkani lagti hn aur Bo bolti hai
"Thik hai ramu ji mere pati sirf aap hain" aur fir has deti hai
Avani- ramu ji aapko nind nahi aa rhi, mujhe toh bohot nind aa rhi hai, waise bhi bohot raat ho chuki hai
Ramu- Han memsaab, nind toh humka bhi aa rhi hai
Avani (ramu ko chhedte huye)- Achha ji toh konsa pati apni patni ko memsaab bulata hai hn?
Raamu- aisi baat naahi hai, humka aapko memsaab bulana hi achha laagat hai
Avani (hastey huye)- chaliye ramuji ab so jaiye aap
Fir avani apane bag se chadar nikalti hai aur takiye par sar rakhkar sone lagti hai, tabhi ramu bhi aakar avani ki chadar mein ghus jata hai aur sone lagta hai
Avani ko ramu ke apane paas letne se koi dikkat nhi hui...
Aur fir avani waise hi leti rehti hai
Kuchh der baad ramu bhi so jata hai
Subah ke 6 baj rhe the...
Conductor - jisko bhi fresh ya nashta-paani karna ho toh avi karle...bus ek ghanta yahan rukegi
Avani ki ankh bus conductor ki aawaz se khul jati hai...jaise hi uski ankh khulti hai woh dekhti hai ki raamu uski kamar mein hath daalkar aur uske upar pair rakhkar soya aota hai
Ab tak avani raamu ke sath baatchit se comfortable ho gyi thi toh usse raamu ka apne pet par hath rakhne mein koi buraai nahi lagi
Avani raamu ke kandhe par hath rakhne usse uthati hai
Itne mein raamu jaag jata hai aur uthkar baith jaata hai
Ramu- subah ho gyi memsaab
Avani (mazaak krte huye) :- aapko aur Sona ha kya ramuji. Aur dabi aawaz mein hass deti hai "hehe"
Ramu- naahi memsaab, Humaar uu matlab naahi tha, uu Humka hugne jaana hai aapko naahi Jana hai
Avani raamu ko uske hugne ki baat se Sharma jaati hai aur bolti hai
Avani- Haan raamu ji mujhe bhi fresh hone jaana hai
Fir dono bus se niche utarte hn toh ramu dekhta hai ki wahan toilet likha hua tha aur bohot saare aadmi khade huye they...
Ramu avani ka hath pakad kar, bolta hai chaliye memsaab u rha latrine
Aur avani ka hath pakad kar wahan chal deta hai, raamu ke hath mein itani takat thi ki avani uske sath khichi chali jaati hai
jab dono wahan pahuchten hain toh dekhte hn wahan charo taraf aadmi aur auraten idhar udhar se jaa rahi thi
Ramu bolta hai, memsaab aap yahan iss wale sandas mein chale jaiye...hum uu waale mein jata hun
Aur ramu itna kehkar...ek paas wale
toilet ke andar ghus jata hai
Tabhi Avani ke bagal mein ek mota sa aadmi baitha tha.. usne avani ke nange pet par jor se chuti kaat leta hai
Avani- Ouccchhh!!!!!
Avani ashcharya se apne bagal mein dekhti hai toh ek mota sa kala aadmi uske bagal mein padi kursi par baitha hua daant dikha kar hass rha tha..
Avani- pagal ho kya aap!!
Tabhi woh avani ka hath pakad leta hai aur apne honto par jibh firakar bolta hai
Jyada bolegi toh yahin nanga krke sabke sandaas saaf karaunga
Avani dar jaati hai aur turant uske hath se apna hath chhudakar bhag ke saamne Wale toilet mein jakar jaldi se gate band karlrti hai aur ek gehri saans leti hai...aur fir man mein bolti hai
Kaise log rehte hn yahan baat karne ki bhi tamiz nahi hai inko
Fir avani toilet ki taraf dekti hai aur bolti hai.....aree wah, yahan kam se kam toilet toh saaf hain
Jyadatar dehati ilakon ke public toilets gande hi milte hn par avani ko toilet saaf Mila isse avani bohot khush hoti hai
Ab avani toilet seat par khadi ho jati hai fir apani saari aur petticoat ko kamar Tak utha kar ek hath mein dono ko pakad kar dusre hath se apani panty jangho tak khiska leti hai aur fir panty se sanitary napkin nikaalti hai jo uske menstrual waste se abtak pura laal ho chuka tha,
Avani usse paas rakhe dustbin mein fek deti hai..par uska menstrual waste uske pubic hairs mein chipk jata hai jise woh paani se saaf kar leti hai aur toilet seat par kamar tak saari uthaye hue baith jaati hai.
Jab woh vapis aati hai toh usse ramu ussi kursi par baitha milta hai, jispar abhi thodi der pehle woh mota baitha tha.
Ramu ko dekhkar avani thoda safe feel karti hai aur uski taraf badh chali....
Avani(apne pallu se hath pochhte huye raamu ki taraf aati hai)
- raamuji aap fresh ho gye?
Ramu (kursi se khada hota hai aur kehta hai)-
Haan memsaab humara toh pet bilkul saaf ho gaya
Avani(haste huye)- aree badi achhi baat hai raamu ji fir toh
Achanak ramu avani ki taraf aata hai aur uski kamar pakad kar chalne lagta hai
Avani-( chauk jaati hai aur ek flirt wale andaaz mein)
not bad-not bad raamuji aur has deti ha "haha"
Ramu- uu memsaab aap kuch khana khayengi?
Avani- lekin raamuji maine toh brush bhi nahi kiya hai
Ramu- aree memsaab, hum toh 4-5 din tak brush nahi karte hn toh ka hum kuchhu khate nahi hain
Avani- chhi raamu ji aap itne din Tak brush kyun nahi karte
Raamu- bas memsaab, kaam mein kabhi kabhi bhul jaate hain.....waise aapke liye hum Vada pav laate hn
Avani- thik hai raamu ji le aaiye sath mein kha lene...aur itna kehkar avani bas mein chali jaati hai aur raamu dhabe se vada pav lene chala jata hai
Avani seat par pahuch kar bag apna senitary napkin pehan leti hai aur itni der mein raamu aa jata hai
Raamu- Yeh lijiye memsaab aapka vada pav
Avani- aap abhi toh gye they...itni jaldi aa gye
Raamu- Memsaab apko humri Umar kitni lagti hogi??
Avani- 40-43 I guess ?
Raamu- nahi memsaab, hum 51 ke ho chuke hn
Avani (muh fadkar)- sach mein kya !!!
Raamu- aur nahi toh kaa; memsaab hum bas dekhne se hi duble lagte hn waise Hum do logo ko ek sath patak sakte hn
Avani (hastehuye)- thik hai raamuji thik hai; agar ab aapki taarif ho gayi ho toh nashta kar len warna thanda ho jayega
Raamu- ji memsaab waise aapki Umar kitni hogi?
Avani- 28 raamu ji aur has deti hai
Aur fir dono apna apna nashta karne lagte hn
Avani apani seat par ankhe band karke let jaati hai
Aur raamu apne phone ka volume badhakar bhojpuri ka ek gaane chalaane lagta hai...
? हो गईनी पूरा डेकोरेट बलम ?
? करिया ऊपर नीचे सेट बलम?
?सेट बलम?
?हो गईनी, हो गईनी?
?आरे हो गईनी पूरा डेकोरेट बलम?
?करिया ऊपर नीचे सेट बलम?
?बेरी बेरी सरके अचरवा, इन पिन लगा दिही अड़ि जाई?
?सड़िया प डालब नजरिया त सड़िया, फिर से पहिरे के पड़ि जाई?
?सड़िया प डालब नजरिया त सड़िया, फिर से पहिरे के पड़ि जाई?
Kuchh hi der mein "bus station" par bus ruk jaati hai aur raamu aur avani niche utar jaate hn
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