Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

[liljohn]

Itne mein apni masti mein mast vasu ko jab kisi bebas kanya ke mukhmandal se 'harramjadey' suna to wo jaise hosh mein aaya..
Khada hokar bheed ko idhar udhar karke apna munh nikala," devi ji aap! Kya kast ho gaya hai...
Neeru jaanti thhi.. Ki ye becyara uski madad kya karega.. Par fir bhi sahanubhuti ke do shabd sunte hi uski aankh se aansoo tapak pade...
"arey devi ji! Batao to kya hua..? Aap yun pareshan si kyun hai..."
"arey master! Teri devi ji ko bheed mein pareshani ho rahi hai.. Isko helicopter dilwa de..!" rakesh ne apna kandha neeru ki jaanghon ke beech sarkate huye kaha...
Uske bolne ke lahje se hi vasu samajh gaya.. Jaroor gadbad yahin hai.. Tabhi uska dhyan neeru ki lacuar halat par gaya...
"chhi chhi chhi.. Aap ne to had hi kar di.. Aayiye devi ji.. Meri seat par baithh jayiye.." vasu ne vinamrta se kaha...
"teri par to tab baithhegi na jab yahan se hilegi... Dekhta nahi andhe.. Bheed kitni hai... Yahan chalna to door, hilna bhi mushkil hai..." rahul ne apni ragad badhate huye kaha..
"koyi baat nahi bandhu!" kahte huye vasu mein jane kahan se josh aaya ki uske haath ka dhakka lagte hi rahul apne se pichhe teesri sawari par girte girte bacha... Jagah ban gayi.. Aur neeru mouka milte hi vasu ke peechhe pahunch gayi...
"yahan aaram se baithh jaayiye devi ji.." vasu ne neeru ko seat dikhate huye kaha..
"ab wala 'devi ji' neeru ko bada pyara laga.. Aakhir wo lalloo jaisa bhi thha.. Neeru ki asmat hi bachayi thhi...
Vasu ki iss harkat par rakesh ka khoon khoul uthha," oye master! Ladki ko pataane ki koshish na kar.. Ye hamare gaanv ki ijjat hai...
"yahi to main samjhane ki koshish kar raha hoon bandhu.. Ladki ki ijjat poore gaanv ki ijjat hoti hai.. Usko maa aur behan ke samaan samjho..! Nari agar sahi hai to devi ka roop hai.. Agar galat hai to narak ka dwar... Dono hi tarah ki naariyon ki door se ijjat karne mein hi bualayi hai pagle! Jaane tum ko kya ho gaya hai.. Aaj agar gandhi ji..."
"abbey o gandhi ke bandar.. Hat raste se.. Kahkar rahul ne usko dhaka kar neeru ke paas jane ki koshish ki.. Par wah safal nahi ho saka...
Rakesh ne herogiri jhadne ki khatir apni kamar
par bandhi cycle ki chain utaar li..," abe o driver.. Bus rok.. Yahin par.. Sala bahut bakbak kar raha hai.. Aaj iski sari khuski nikal deta hoon sale ki..."
Driver unn bachcho se panga nahi le sakta thha.. Usne turant break laga diye...
"chal saley behan ke loude.. Neeche utar..! Teri maa... " bhai.. Kyun uttejit ho rahe ho.. Hinsa aur gali galouch sabbhya logon ko shobha nahi dete..!" thhande dimag se apne gantavya par jao.. Taki uddesha poora bhi ho.. Yahan bus kyun rukwa rahe ho.. Mere sath sath sabhi sawariyon ko jaldi hai.." vasu unko uss waqt bhi updaesh de raha thha.. Par uske updesh bhains ke aagey been bajane se jyada asar karte dikhayi nahi diye...
"abey tu neeche utar.." kahkar rohit ne usko dhakka diya.. Par uske pole pakde hone ki wajah se rakesh usko hila nahi paya...
"arey o bhai.. Neeche kyun nahi utar jata.. Apne saath hamein bhi late karwayega kya..?" ab jakar bheed mein se kisi ne mardangi dikhakar bolne ki koshish ki... Aise hain hum... Hamara samaj..!
"thheek hai bandhuo.. Meri wajah se aap log kyun late hote ho... Lo main utar jata hoon.." kahkar apne shastri ji neeche utar gaye...
"ye bus abhi nahi chalegi... Iski devi ji ke saamne iski gaand fodenge!... Sun le driver.. Sabko maja lene de..." rakesh har pal apni dadagiri chamkane ke chakkar mein pahle se aur ugra hota ja raha thha... Dono neeche utar aaye..
Neeru andar baithhi baithhi kaanp rahi thhi.. Uske chakkar mein sir ji ne kin kutton se panga le liya.. Uski aankhon mein aansoo thhe.. Par wo kya kar sakti thhi.. Marey sharm ke wo to kisi ko kah bhi na saki.. Sir ko bachane ke liye..
"haan ab bol..! Tu banega.. Mere gaanv ki ladkiyon ka rakhwala.." rakesh ne chain hawa mein lahrate huye kaha...
"hey prabhu! Main kitni baar aapse prarthna karta hoon ki mujhe hinsa se darr lagata hai.. Mujhe ladayi jhagde se nafrat hai.. Kitni baar pareeksha lega tu.. " vasu apne hath jod kar prabhu ko yaad kar raha thha...

tabhi bheed mein se ek aur aadmi ki aawaj aayi..," rakesh bhaiya... Bura na mano to.. Hai hai hai... Main office mein late ho raha thha... Agar aap chaho to ladki ko bhi utaar lo... Par bus jaane do bhai pls..."
Rakesh ne sher ki tarah bus ke sheeshon mein se aagey pichhe dekha...
"haan haan.. Rakesh bhaiya.. Ladki utaar lo.. Bus jane do..! Pls pls pls.....
Rakesh ki haalat gundwon mein mard jaisi hoti ja rahi thhi.. Uski chhati fool kar choudi ho gayi... Sari praja usse prarthna kar rahi thhi," thheek hai thheek hai.. Ja rahul utaar le neeru ko... Aaj uski seal yahin todenge.. Jaane do bus ko..!"
"thheek hai bhai... Maja aa jayega.. Kunwari choooooo..." aur rahul aagey na bol paya... Vasu ne ek pair par ghum kar high kick se usko lapet kar bus se chipka diya.. Vasu ki taang uski chhati par thhi... Ab bhi... Ek hi vaar se rahul adhmara sa ho gaya...
" bhai.. Main ab bhi kahta hoon... Mujhe hinsa se nafrat hai.. Mujhe majboor mat karo... Pls... Tum jawan ho.. Apni takat achchhe kaamon mein lagao.. Kyun....

Vasu ki baat poori bhi na huyi thhi ki rakesh ne chain ghuma kar uss par vaar kar diya... Par iss vaar se bachkar agle ko kabu mein karna vasu ke liye bayein hath ka khel thha.. Aur sach mein hi.. Usne bayein hath se teji se uski taraf aayi chain ko jane kaise furti se lapeta aur jhatka dekar rakesh ko ghuma diya.. Chain do baar rakesh ke gale se lipati aur rakesh vasu ke paas khincha chala aaya... Dono mein itna hi dum thha... Vasu ke dhheela chhodte hi rahul dhadam se vasu ke pairon mein gir pada... Aur jyada khinchav ki wajah se rakesh behosh ho gaya...

"koi baat nahi bandhu.. Ismein pair pakadne wali koi baat nahi... Galatiyan insaan se hi hoti hain.. Chalo uthho.. Aur apne dost ko bus mein chadhane mein meri madad karo... Iska ilaaj karwana padega..." vasu ne rahul ko uthhaya aur rakesh ke gale se chain utaar kar usko khada karne mein rahul ki madad karne laga...
Neeru apne iss bhagwaan ko aankhein faade dekh rahi thhi...
Jaise hi vasu bus mein chadha... Sari bheed simat kar pichhle aadhe bhag mein adjust ho gayi.. Mard ke sath khade hone ka dum unn hijdon mein nahi thha...
Pata nahi neeru par vasu shastri ka kya jaadu chala.. Wo baki bache poore rastey mein ektak usko hi dekhti rahi.. Vasu ke chehre par chir prichit gambheerta aur shanti thhi.. Jaise kuchh hua hi na ho... Jaise usne kuchh kiya hi na ho.. Rakesh ko bhi hosh aa gaya thha aur wo bhi dusri sawariyon ke sath door chipak kar khada ho gaya.. Hijdon ke saath.. Uski mardangi hawa ho gayi thhi.. Vasu ke prachand tej ke aagey...

Bus se utarte hi vasu nischint hokar chal diya.. Apn hi dhun mein.. Shopping ke liye hisab kitab karta.. Neeru uske peechhe meera deewani ki tarah kadam par kadam rakhti chal rahi thhi.. Jaise wah usi ke saath aayi ho.. Jaise usi ke sath jana ho...

Jab neeru ko laga ki sir peechhe nahi dekhenge to wah himmat karke bol hi padi,"Sir!"
Vasu sir ghoom kar chounke," devi ji! Koi samasya hai kya...?"
"nahi sir.... Wo... Main ye kah rahi thi ki.... Thank you sir!"
"arey.. Kamaal karti ho aap bhi.. Nisankoch hokar jaayiye... Agar darr lag raha ho to main chhod aata hoon..." vasu ne door se hi uss'se poochha...