Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

[liljohn]

Sameej uski chhatiyon ko dhakne mein nakamyaab thha.. Moti moti ubhari huyi chhatiyon ka joda sameej mein yun tana hua thha jaise sameej unko nahi, bulki wo sameej ko sambhal rahi hon... Sameej ke bahar uske anmol danon ka ubhar atyant kaamukta se pardarshan ho rah thha.. Par manu ne to unko sakshat hi dekha hoga... Vaani ke shareer mein ek jaani pahchani siharan doud gayi.. Uski chhatiyon se lekar uski nabhi se hoti huyi uski anpadh machhli ki fankon aur gadraye huye nitambon ki daraar tak.. Vaani sharm se apne mein hi simat gayi.. Uski chhatiyan uske dil ki dhadkan ke sath kampit ho rahi thhi.. Jab wo saans andar leti to chhatiyan bahar hokar apne beech ki doori ko badha leti aur garv se fool jati.. Aur jab saans andar jati to sameej ka kapda thhoda sa khul kar jaise unke beech ki doori patne ki koshish karta... Vani ne apne hathhon mein sameej ka nichla kona pakda aur usko upar kheench kar apni duty se mukt kar diya..
Chhatiyon ka gadrayapan.. Sameej ko aajad karte hi machal uthha.. Wo ab kinhi pyar bhare hathon mein jaane ke liye bechain hokar dayein bayein hilne lagi... Par ab vaani ke khud ke alawa aur thha hi kya.. Vani ne apne dono haathhon se jannat ke gumbadon ko ek ek karke pakda aur unko daba kar dekhne lagi.. Neeche se upar sahlane lagi.. Daney uski chikni chhatiyon par hath ferne mein rukawat ban kar tan kar khade ho gaye.. Ek anar ke daney ke jitne....

Vani ne apna lower utaar diya aur shower chala kar uske neeche aa gayi...thhanda pani uske badan ki garmi ko sheetal nahi kar paya apitu.. Vaani ko laga.. Pani uske shareer se lagkar garam ho raha hai...
Apne naajuk haathhon se vaani ne apne har ang ko sahlakar, dular puchkar kar, dabakar, failakar, uthhakar aur masalkar shant karne ki koshish kari.. Par aaj wo aakhir mein apni ungali ko ghusa kar bhi jab vaani ko chain nahi mila to vaani ko yakeen ho gaya.... Ki usko pyar ho gaya hai! Vasu shahar jane ke liye ghar se nikal kar bus-stop par jakar khada huaa hi thha ki rakesh aur rahul motor cycle par wahan aa dhamke.. Pata nahi ye sanyog vash thha ya jaan boojh kar; par rahul ko pata tha ki ye kurte pajame wala jawaan 'master' vaani ke ghar ke upar rahta hai...
Rahul ke ishare par rakesh ne bike stop ke paas ek ghar ke aage khadi kar di aur vasu ke saamne aakar khade ho gaye..
Vasu ka dhyan unpar katayi nahi gaya thha.. Wo to shahar jakar kharidne wali khane peene aur audhne wali cheejon ka hisab kitab laga raha thha...
Rakesh ne cigarette sulgayi aur vasu ke chehre par dhuan chhodte huye bola," A Master! Peeni hai kya? Bhari huyi hai...."
"kshama karo bhai... Ye to tumhe bhi chhod deni chahiye.. Iss umar mein ye sab vyasan karke jyada ji nahi paawoge...
Rakesh hansa aur cigarette rahul ko dete huye bola," kya master! Hum ji kar kya karenge... Ji to tu raha hai.. Ek ko to shamsher le uda.. Dusri par tu thhanda ho raha hoga.. Kya kismat payi hai tune..." rakesh ne vasu ke kandhe par haath rakh kar dheere se kaha...
"kya kah rahe hain aap... Main kuchh samjha nahi.. Main to hamsha thhanda hi rahta hoon bhai.. Krodhit hone se kya milta hai insan ko...." vasu ne sharafat se apne kandhe se uska hath hata diya....
"abbey.. Yahan sab bhole hi bankar aate hain.." tabhi rakesh ne dekha neeru stop ki aur hi aa rahi hai..," par master hamein sab pata hai.... Girl's college mein kya kya hota hai... Hamaare liye bhi kuchh chhod do master.." rakesh ne neeru ko upar se neeche dekhte huye vasu ke gale mein hi hath daal liya...
"arey bhai sahab! Aap to gale hi pad gaye.. Hatiye na.. Na aap hum ko jaante.. Na hum aapko.. Tab se dhunya mere chehre par chhod rahe hain.. Kripya door hat jayein..." vasu bechain hokar thhoda tej bolne laga..
Neeru rakesh dwara naye master ji ko iss tarah pareshan hote dekh apne aapko rok na payi..," sir.. Aap yahan aa jayiye.. Galat logon ke munh nahi lagte..." neeru vasu ke haav bhav dekhte hi samajh gayi thhi ki wo bahut hi 'shareef' insaan hai...
"devi ji.. In anjan logon ke changul se bachane ke dhanyawad!" vasu neeru se doori bana kar uske peechhe peechhe jakar aur logon ke sath khada ho gaya...
"sir! Main devi ji nahi, aapke college mein student hoon.." neeru uski had se jyada soumya bhasa par muskuraye bina na rah saki.."
"to kya hua.. Mere liye to har kanya devi ka hi roop hai.. Main to hanumaan ji ka bhagat hoon... Baal brahmchari... Hamesha se hi gurukul mein raha hoon.. Aur sanatan bhartiya sanskriti seekhi hai... Aajkal ke noujawano ko dekh kar bada dukh hota hai.. Achchha hua aaj gandhi ji jinda nahi hain..."
"ye sir to baatein bahut karte hain.." sochte huye neeru ne kaha," sir lagte to aap bhi aajkal ke hi hain.. Par ye sab parvarish ka hi farq hai..."
"bilkul thheek kaha devi ji.. Bikul thheek .. Ab main 25 ka hone wala hoon.. Dekha jaaye to ye mujhse 3-4 saal hi chhote honge.. Par isi umar mein inhone apne aapko kitna dushit kar liya hai... .."
Vasu ki baat beech mein hi kaat-te huye neeru boli..," sir, bus aa gayi!"
"a rahul kya bolta hai.. Iss leader ke peechhe chalein.. Bahut pankh fadfada rahi hai sali.. Mouka mila to noch denge sali ke pankh..!" rakesh ne cigarette fainkte huye rahul se kaha..
"fir to bus mein hi chalte hain.. Saley!.. Bheed mili to raaste mein hi garam kar denge..."

Aur dono vasu aur neeru ke saath bus mein latak liye..... Vasu bas mein chadhte hi driver ke barabar wali lumbi seat par baith gaya.... Neeru ko driver ke pichhe wali seat par bahar wali seat mil gayi.. Halanki pichhe 2 teen seatein khali thi.. Par rakesh aur rahul neeru ke paas khade ho gaye...
Neeru unn dono ki neeyat pahchanti thhi.. Par bechare 'vasu' ko unn dono ke paas chhod kar pichhe jana neeru ko achchha nahi laga.. Aur fir iss baat ka bhi kya bharosa tha ki wo peechhe nahi aayeinge...
Agle hi stop par kareeb 20 sawariyan aur bus mein chadh gayi.. Bus khachakhach bhar gayi aur rahul ko aage aane ka mouka mil gaya.. Usne apne kadam khiska kar neeru ke paas kar diye.. Iss halat mein neeru ko apne kandhe par rahul ki jaanghon ke beech ka 'kuchh' apne kandhe se ragad khata mahsoos hua.. Neeru jaanti thi ki e 'kuchh' kya hai.... Usne jitna ho saka apne ko bachane ki koshish ki par rahul sath hi aagey sarakta chala gaya.. Neeru bechain ho gayi..," a rahul! Seedha khada nahi ho sakta kya?"
Rakesh ne maje lete huye kaha," A Rahul! Pichhe ho ja.. Madam to lumbi gadiyon mein chalti hai.. Isko garmi lag rahi hogi.. Teri taaang lagne se.." kahte hi dono khil khila kar hans padey..
Rahul ne pichhe bus mein gardan ghumayi.. Sari sawaariyon ne apni gardan jhuka li.. Sarpanch ke bete se panga koun leta...
Dono samajh gaye.. Bus mein koi mard nahi hai.. Rahul ne aagey hote huye neeru ki baaju ko apni janghon ke beech le liya..
Neeru kasmasa uthhi... Rahul ka bhari lund usko jaise dhakka maar raha thha... Wah uthh kar khadi ho gayi.. Aur yahin usne bahut badi galati kar di.. Rakesh turant khali huyi seat par baithh gaya.. Neeru ne aagey peechhe dekha.. Kahin til rakhne ki bhi jagah nahi thi....
Neeru ki haalat kuchh iss tarah ki ho gayi ki uske thheek saamne rahul apna 'tanaye' khada thha... Uss'se satkar.. Aur seat par baithhe rohit ne apna kandha uski unchhuyi.. Kumhalayi huyi gaand ke beechon beech fansa diya...
Nafrat aur bebasi ki dohari aag mein jhulas rahi neeru ka chehra krodh se laal ho gaya..," harrrramjadey! Usne apna haath jaise taise nikal kar rahul ke munh par chanta marne ki sochi.. Par rahul ne uska haath neeche hi pakad liya.. Khada hokar gurra raha lund pant ke andar se hi neeru ko apne wajood ka ahsaas karane laga...