Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

[liljohn]

"Beti! Ye tumhare college ke naye master ji hain.. Anjali madam ke kahne par humne socha, chalo khalipan to nahi rahega ghar mein.. Bahut hi shareef aur nekdil ladka hai bechara.... Mummy ne shamsher ko pani dete huye kaha...
"Main milkar aata hoon... Kahkar shamsher khada ho gaya..
"Main bhi chaloon..." shamsher ki baanh pakar kar vaani boli...
"tu ab bhi inki poonchh hi bani rahti hai kya?" mummy ne hanste huye vani ko kaha...
Vani bina koi jawaab diye shamsher ke sath upar chadh gayi...
Shamsher ne upar jakar darwaja khatkhataya...
"Thhahariye... Abhi aata hoon 10 minute mein...
Shamsher ne vani ki aur dekha aur dono hans pade...," kaisi gadhe ki dum hai... Darwaja kholne mein 10 minute lagayega...

Aur vasu ne poore 10 minte baad hi darwaja khola..," kahiye shrimaan... Dekhiye main baar baar haath jod kar vinti kar chuka hoon ki main mar jaaunga par naari jati ko tuition hargij nahi padhaunga... Jaane ye sarkaar kis baat ka badla vasu shastri se le rahi hai ki mujhe yahan nariyon ke vidyalaya mein padhane bhej diya.. Maine unko kitna samjhaya ki naari narak ka dwar hai.. Kyun mujhe dhakel rahe ho.. Par maane hi nahi.. Kahne lage ki aap jaise master ki hi to ladkiyon ko jarurat hai... Chalo sarkar ke aage to main kya karoon.. Par tuition padhana na padhana to mere haath mein hai na.. So maine kah diya.. No tuition for girls... Aur sham ko cable tv par advertise bhi padh lena.. Vasu shastri nari ko narak ka dwar maanta.. Hai.. Ok!"
Kahte hi vasu ne darwaja band karne ki koshish ki.. Shamsher ne apna hath darwaje par laga kar bola," shastri ji..hamari bhi to Suniye jara.... Ye iss ghar k beti hai.. Aur main yahan ka damad..." Vasu ki umar koi 25 saal thhi.. Chehre se duniya bhar ki sharafat yun tapak rahi thhi mano bahut hi jyada ho gayi ho. Uske kandhe ko chhoo rahe ghane balon se uski choti 2 kadam Aagey hi thhi... Aankhon par lagey .5 ke gole chasmein uski sharafat mein ijafa hi kar rahe thhe.. Swet kurta payjama pahne shastri ji kuchh vichlit se dikhayi diye; shamsher ki baat sunkar..," ye baat katai visvas ke layak nahi hai ki ye devi aapki biwi...."
"Ye meri sali hai bandhu!" shamsher ne usi ke lahje mein uski shanka ka samadhan kar diya..
"tab thheek hai shrimaan.. Par kuchh tuchh vyakti sali ko.. Aadhi.... Samajh rahe honge aap meri vyathha ko... Main aaj ke yug mein paida hone par sharminda hoon.. Shukra hai Gandhi ji aaj jivit nahi hain.. Nahi to..."
"Chhodiye na shastri ji.. Andar aane ko nahi kahenge..!" shamsher uski baaton se pak sa gaya thha...
"Dekho mitra... Mujhe na to aapko yahan se bhagaane ka haq hai.. Aur na hi andar aane ki ijajat dene ka adhikaar.. Main to anjali ji ki kripa se yahan muft mein hi rah raha hoon.." vasu ne naak par chasma upar chadhate huye unko andar aane ka rasta de diya...
Shamsher ne andar aate hi uski table par diwar se lagakar rakhi huyi Hanumaan ji ki murti dekhi.. Vasu poora brahamchari maaloom hota thha..."kya padhate hain aap.?"
"Ganit padhata hoon shrimaan.. Waise mujhe yagyavidya bhi aati hai.. Main shuru se hi Gurukul mein padha hoon.."
"oho... To ye baat hai.." shamsher ne vaani ka hathh daba kar usko na hansne ka ishara kiya.. Vani apni hansi nahi rok paa rahi thhi..
Tabhi disha chay lekar upar aa gayi," gud afternoon Sir!" disha ne vasu ko wish kiya..
"Pranam!.. To shrimaan ye aapki dusri saali hai.." vasu ne dono ek jaisi jaankar sawaal kiya..
"ji nahi shastri ji.. Ye meri biwi hai.. Aur mujhe Shamsher kahte hain.. Shrimaan nahi.."

Shayad disha ko dekh kar ek baar ko vasu ka imaan bhi dol gaya thha.... Par usko turant hi apni galati ke liye hanuman ji ki aur haath jod kar mafi mangi...
"chay lijiye na shastri ji.." shamsher ne cup vasu ki aur badha diya..
"kshama karna shamsher bandhu! Main bahar ka kuchh nahi khata.. Aur agar Aapko na pata ho to cheeni ko saaf karne ke liye haddiyon ka prayog kiya jata hai.. Agar aap bhi meri tarah shakahari hain to kripya aaj se hi cheeni ka prayog band kar dein.." vasu ne ek bartan se gud nikal kar shamsher ko dikhaya..," iska prayog kijiye.. Shuddh shakahaar..! Kahkar ek patile mein jara sa pani daal kar gud usmein daal diya aur apni chay gas par ban'ne ke liye chadha di..
"achchha shastri ji! Fir milte hain.. Abhi to mujhe wapas jana hai.. Aur haan.. Yahan ki kanyaaon se bachke rahna.. Sabhi non-veg hain.."

"mitra! Mere saath mere hanuman ji hain.. Ladkiyan mere paas aate hi bhasm ho jayengi.. Aap chinta na karein... Aap kabhi wapas aayiyega to mujhse jaroor miliega!"
"achchha abhi chalta hoon.." kahkar shamsher vani ke sath bahar nikal gaya..," ye kya chakkar thha.." vaani ne shamsher se poochha.."
"bahut hi nekdil insaan hai... Bechara!" shamsher ne vaani ki aur dekhte huye kaha...

Kareeb aadhe ghante baad shamsher ne apni gadi start ki aur sabko bye kaha.. Disha usko bahut hi katil najron se dekh rahi thhi.. Jaise hi shamsher mushkuraya.. Disha ne uski aur aankh maar di..


Shamsher ko ab 1 mahina gujaarna thha.. Apni disha ke bagair........ Sanjay ke saath anshul ko dekh kar nisha khusi se uchhal padi," anshu tuuuu!" wah apne kamre se bhag kar uske paas aayi..," tu to kah raha thha.. Tu abhi nahi aa sakta.. Mummmmiiiiii... Anshu aaya hai..!"
Anshul nisha ki mousi ka ladka thha.. Kareeb 3 saal baad wo anshul se mil rahi thhi.. Nisha ke mousaji ki noukari west bengal mein thhi.. Anshul bhi wahin rahkar padh raha thha.... Ab 9th ke exam dekar wo apni mummy ke saath mama ke yahan Aaya huaa thha aur wahin se Sanjay ke sath aa gaya thha..
"Bus aa gaya didi.. Hum to kal wapas jane wale thhe.. Par ab agle hafte tak yahin hain.. Socha aap sabse milta chaloon..." anshul ki aawaj moti ho gayi thhi.. Teen saal mein..
"arey.. Teri to moonchhe bhi nikal aayi hain.." nisha ki ye baat sunkar anshul jhenp gaya aur apne munh par haath rakh liya....
"to kya.. Mard ko moonchhe to aayengi hi.. Dekh nahi rahi, tujhse bhi kitna lamba ho gaya hai.. Aur tagda bhi ho gaya hai mera beta!" nisha ki mummy ne anshul ka sir puchkaarte huye kaha...
Mummy ke munh se 'mard' shabd sunte hi nisha ki najar seedhi anshul ki pant par gayi.. Man hi man socha.. Arey haan.. Ye to poora mard ho gaya hai... Nisha ke shareer mein kuchh soch kar siharan si doud gayi.. Uaki chhatiyon ne andar hi andar angdayi si li... Uski shandaar gaand mein kampan sa huaa.. Anshul mard ho gaya hai...!
Nisha ki anshul se bachpan se hi bahut chhanti thhi.. Wo apni behan se jyada nisha se pyar karta thha.. Ghar wale bhi iss baat ko jaante thhe... Par kareeb 3 saal se wo ek dusre ke sampark mein nahi aaye thhe.. Iss douran nisha gadra kar ladki se yuvati ban gayi thhi aur anshul ladke se mard!
nisha raat ko rahul ke sath program ko bhool kar ek naya hi plan sochne lagi.....

Khana khane ke baad anshul sanjay ke kamre mein chala gaya.. Jana to wah apni didi ke paas hi chahta thha.. Par jane kyun usko sharam si aa rahi thhi.. Jis nisha se wo 3 saal pahle itna sneh karta thha.. Aaj wo apne sneh ka khulkar ijhaar karne se bhi sankoch kar raha thha.. Teen saal pahle to nisha aur usmein koi fark hi nahi thha.. Dono bachche thhe.. Haan tab bhi nisha ki chhati par do neemboo jaroor thhe.. Par isse anshul aur uski mastiyon mein koi vyavdhan uttpan nahi hua thha.. Kyunki anshul ko pata hi naho thha ki wo neemboo ugte kyun hain ladkiyon ko.. Par ab ki baat alag hai.. Ab to wo neemboo pak kar mousammi ban gaye thhe.. Aur ab anshul ko pata bhi thha.. Behan ki mousammiyon par laar naho tapkaate... Unki aur dekhna bhi galat baat hoti hai.. Aur isiliye wo uss'se najar milane mein bhi sankoch kar raha thha....
Par nisha to apne mann mein kuchh paka hi chuki thhi.. Wah sanjay ke kamre mein gayi... Anshul ke paas.. Sanjay ka mood ukhda huaa thha.. Dar-asal wah gouri ki yaad mein dooba huaa thha...
"Bhaiya! Kuchh khelein.. Anshul bhi aaya huaa hai.." nisha ne sanjay ki jaangh par hulki si chutaki kaat'te huye bola...
"Nahi.. Mere sir mein dard hai.. Tum dono hi khel lo.." sanjay ki samajh mein na aaya.. Nisha kounse khel ki baat kar rahi hai....
"chess khelein anshul!" nisha ne chahakte huye anshul se poochha..
"haan didi.. Chalo khelein.." anshul khulkar baat nahi kar paa raha thha.. Mousammiyon wali didi se.. Rah rah kar uska dhyan wahan atak jata thha..
"sanjay! Kahan hai chess box?" nisha ne apni aankhon par kohni rakhe sanjay se poochha...
"shayad tumhare kamre mein hi hai.. Aur pls sone se pahle mere room ki light off kar dena...."
"Thheek hai... To hum wahin khel lete hain.. Chalo anshu!" kahte huye nisha ne usko chalne ka ishara kiya...