16-12-2024, 03:28 PM
"Kyun?" sunil ne ulta sawaal kiya...
"Tu baat ki behan ko mat chod! Jo poochh raha hoon bata..." tough bhi atyant vichlit thha... Wo policiaa role mein aa gaya thha... Gali bakte huye usne ye bhi dhyaan nahi diya ki anjali aur gouri bhi wahin khadi hain...
"Nahi! Sare to nahi... Par ek aadh jo mujhe achchhe lagte hain... Wo pahchan sakta hoon...
"tough ne gouri ko nirdesh diya " uske jitne bhi kapde ghar mein hain... Sab uthha la!" gouri chali gayi...
Sare kapde dekhne ke baad sunil bola," jo main pahchanta hoon wo to sab yahi hain... !"
"Bag lekar gayi hogi"
"Haan! Par bag to nahi hai...."
Bag abhi yak gadi mein hi rakha huaa thha jo raat ko shiv ne lash samajhkar shivani ko parcel karte jate samay sath hi rakh liya thha...
"Tumhe kya lagta hai?" tough ne karwayi shuru kar di thhi... Wo har angle se soch raha thha....
"Ab mujhe kya lagega yaar..."
"Anjali ji! Aapke pati kahan hain?"
"Wo to subah jaldi nikal gaye thhe.... Delhi ke liye.. Do teen din mein aayenge..." sahmi huyi anjali ne jawaab diyaa...
Sunil ko anjali se sawaal karna achchha nahi laga " yaar tu baat ko kahan se kahan lekar ja raha hai..."
"Sunil sahab! Investigation ka usool hota hai... Tahkeekat khud par shak karke chalne se shuru hoti hai... Agar jarurat padi to main aapse bhi poochhunga... Kya wajah thhi ki aapne poore raste fone band rakha!"
Abhi main ja raha hoon... Pahle saley uss no. Ki maa chodta hoon... Gouri tough ko kadwi nigaahon se dekh rahi thhi....... Farmhouse par bedroom ke darwaje par ek nayi hoor prakat huyi.. Shiv ne prachi se apni bhookh mitane ke baad wahin bedroom mein hi baithha tha... Shivani ne kayi baar usse poochhne ki koshish ki yahan lane ke karan ke baare mein par shiv ne uski kisi baat ka uttar dena jaroori nahi samjha... Jab baitha nnahi raha gaya to wo munh fer kar late gayi...
Shiv bahar chala gaya aur prachi ko uske paas bhej diya," dhyan rahe! Usko kisi bhi tarah se hamari jagah ke baare mein koi idea na hone paye.."
"Lekin sir! Uska karna kya hai..?" prachi ne shiv se sawaal kiya.
"abhi to mujhe bhi nahi pata kya karna padega.. Bewajah ki tention mol le li.. Sharaab ke nashe mein... Khair tum abhi uske paas jao.. Aur usko har baat se ye hi show hona chahiye ki main koi bahut bada gunda hoon.."
Prachi mushkurayi.. Uski pant ke upar se uske lund ko dabaya aur boli," sir gunde to aap hain hi...!" shiv ne uske gaal par kaat liya.
Shiv farm house ke bahar road par bane apne office mein baitha tha.. Jab om ki car saamne aakar ruki.
Andar aate hi OM ne usko ghoora.. "Yaar teri ye aaiyashiyon ne marwa diya... Ab kuchh socha hai kya karna hai.."
"Abhi tak to kuchh bhi samajh mein nahi aa raha bhaai... Waise mein uske dimag mein darr baithhane ki koshish kar raha hoon.. Taki usko agar jinda chhodna padey to wo munh kholti huyi ghabraye... " shiv ne table par aage jhukte huye kaha...
"Wo kaise? Uske sathh Aur kuchh mat karna bhai..." om ne usko samajhane ki koshish ki..
"Arey nahi... Kahte hain ki maar se maar ka darr jyada hota hai... Maine raaste mein aate huye hi planning kar li thhi.. Aur fone par ishaaron mein hi meri secreatory ko sab samjha diya tha.. Yahan par aane par shivani ko har cheej se aisa hi laga hoga ki hamara koyi bahhut hi khatarnaak gang hai... Sab noukaraaniyan aur secretory andar uake saamne nangi hi ghoom rahi hain... Aur to aur maine secretory ko uske saamne hi chod diyaa.... Wo dari huyi hai.. Bus uake darr ko itna badha dena hai ki wapas ghar jaane par wah kuchh batane se pahle 100 baar soche..."
"Haan ye baat to kaam aa sakti hai.. Uska ilaaj karwaya kya?" om ne poochha.
"Arey ilaaj kya karwana hai.. Choot mein lund hi diya thha... Koyi chakoo nahi ghonpa.. Yaar iski gaand aur maarne ka dil kar raha hai... Kya mast maal hai.."
"Itni baar samjhaya hai inn kaamo se door rahkar apna dhandha sambhal le... Aur teri bhabhi ke kaii fone aa chuke hain... Maine uthhaya nahi..."
"yaar tu pagal hai kya? Bewajah shak karwayega... Chal fone mila aur baat kar.." shiv ne navy cut ko munh mein lagaate huye kaha..... Anjali ne vibrate kar raha apna fone uthhaya... Om ka fone thha
Anjali: Hello!
Om: haan anjali. Kya kah rahi thhi..
Anjali uthh kar dusre kamre mein chali gayi," kahan hai aap?"
"Kya matlab hai... Bataya to thha kisi kaam se delhi ja raha hoon..." Om ko anjali ki aawaj se lag raha thha ki kuchh to jaroor ho gaya hai..
"Wo... Kya shivani aapke aage yahan aayi thhi"
Om ne apne mathhe par jhalak aaya pasina poochha,"... Nahi to .. Wo kahan hai.. Thheek to hogi.." agar tough ne ye baat suni hoti to turant uski gardan pakad leta...
Anjali ne chintit swar mein jawaab diya," hamaari to kuchh samajh mein nahi aa raha.. Shivani ghar jane ko bol kar gayi thhi... Kal yahan uska mobile aur wo suit mila hai jisko wo pehan kar gayi thhi....!"
"Oh my god!" Omparkash andar tak sihar gaya.. Shiv uske chehre ke badlate rang ko dekh kar vichlit ho gaya...
"Kya huaa? Kuchh pata hai kya?" anjali ne usko ascharya vyakt karte dekh sawaal kiya. ...
"Tum pagal ho gayi ho kya... Mujhe kya pata" jhoothh bolte huye achanak hi om ki aawaj tez ho gayi...
"Fir aapne oh my God kyun bola?" anajli ne sawaal kiya..
"Jyada jaasoosa bano... Ab mujhe kya chinta nahi hogi. Koyi hadsa na ho gaya ho!"
Anjali ne raaj ki baat khhol di," ab pata nahi haadsa huaa hai ya nahi... Par ek baat aur saamne aayi hai..."
Om ka gala baithh gaya," kkkyaa?"
Sunil ne shivani ke ghar fone kiya thha... Wo ghar par to gayi hi nahi... Na hi usko kisi ne bulaya thha... Ab hamaari samajh mein ye nahi aa raha wo jhhooth bol kar kyun gayi.. Aur agar gayi bhi to kahan gayi thhi... Aur fir achanak ghar aayi aur fir gayab ho gayi..."
Om ka cheha khil gaya... Uske bhav badlne ke saath hi ab tak saans roke sun raha shiv bhi kursi se kamar tika kar pichhe ho gaya..
"Achchha wo aisi to nahi dikhti thhi... Aur main to raat 12 baje ghar pahuncha thha.." kah kar usne fone kaat diya aur khusi se uchhalne laga...
"Arey bhai... Mujhe bhi to batao.. Aakhir huaa kya hai..." shiv koi khushkhabri sun-ne ke liye bechain ho raha thha...
"Chod sali ko... Maarle uski gaand... Sali randi hai... Jhoothh bol kar kahin gayi hogi apne yaar se milne... Ab wo kabhi hum par shak nahi kar sakte... Fansega to wo fansega jisse chud kar wo aayi thhi.... Chod bhai .. Ji bhar kar chod...! Main bhi ghar wapas ja raha hoon... Tujhe khabar deta rahungaa..." Om ko laga ab kuchh nahi ho sakta...
Wah bahar nikla aur apni gadi start karke wapas chal diya... Ye baat sun kar shiv ki khushi ka thhikana na raha.. Usne turant office ko lock kiya aur andar pahunch gaya... Prachi bahar hi mil gayi... Kya hua sir? Main to abhi bahar hi aa rahi thhi... Aaj to aapne din bhar hamko nanga rakha... Kya wajah thi sir..?"
Shiv ne uski baat par dhyan nahi diya," wo kya kar rahi hai?"
"Abhi maine aapke kahe anusar usko neend ka injection de diya thha... So rahi hai..."
Prachi ki baat sunkar shiv upar hi living room main baithh gaya...," chalo! Abhi sone do.. Raat ko milta hoon... Kha pikar...!"
"Tu baat ki behan ko mat chod! Jo poochh raha hoon bata..." tough bhi atyant vichlit thha... Wo policiaa role mein aa gaya thha... Gali bakte huye usne ye bhi dhyaan nahi diya ki anjali aur gouri bhi wahin khadi hain...
"Nahi! Sare to nahi... Par ek aadh jo mujhe achchhe lagte hain... Wo pahchan sakta hoon...
"tough ne gouri ko nirdesh diya " uske jitne bhi kapde ghar mein hain... Sab uthha la!" gouri chali gayi...
Sare kapde dekhne ke baad sunil bola," jo main pahchanta hoon wo to sab yahi hain... !"
"Bag lekar gayi hogi"
"Haan! Par bag to nahi hai...."
Bag abhi yak gadi mein hi rakha huaa thha jo raat ko shiv ne lash samajhkar shivani ko parcel karte jate samay sath hi rakh liya thha...
"Tumhe kya lagta hai?" tough ne karwayi shuru kar di thhi... Wo har angle se soch raha thha....
"Ab mujhe kya lagega yaar..."
"Anjali ji! Aapke pati kahan hain?"
"Wo to subah jaldi nikal gaye thhe.... Delhi ke liye.. Do teen din mein aayenge..." sahmi huyi anjali ne jawaab diyaa...
Sunil ko anjali se sawaal karna achchha nahi laga " yaar tu baat ko kahan se kahan lekar ja raha hai..."
"Sunil sahab! Investigation ka usool hota hai... Tahkeekat khud par shak karke chalne se shuru hoti hai... Agar jarurat padi to main aapse bhi poochhunga... Kya wajah thhi ki aapne poore raste fone band rakha!"
Abhi main ja raha hoon... Pahle saley uss no. Ki maa chodta hoon... Gouri tough ko kadwi nigaahon se dekh rahi thhi....... Farmhouse par bedroom ke darwaje par ek nayi hoor prakat huyi.. Shiv ne prachi se apni bhookh mitane ke baad wahin bedroom mein hi baithha tha... Shivani ne kayi baar usse poochhne ki koshish ki yahan lane ke karan ke baare mein par shiv ne uski kisi baat ka uttar dena jaroori nahi samjha... Jab baitha nnahi raha gaya to wo munh fer kar late gayi...
Shiv bahar chala gaya aur prachi ko uske paas bhej diya," dhyan rahe! Usko kisi bhi tarah se hamari jagah ke baare mein koi idea na hone paye.."
"Lekin sir! Uska karna kya hai..?" prachi ne shiv se sawaal kiya.
"abhi to mujhe bhi nahi pata kya karna padega.. Bewajah ki tention mol le li.. Sharaab ke nashe mein... Khair tum abhi uske paas jao.. Aur usko har baat se ye hi show hona chahiye ki main koi bahut bada gunda hoon.."
Prachi mushkurayi.. Uski pant ke upar se uske lund ko dabaya aur boli," sir gunde to aap hain hi...!" shiv ne uske gaal par kaat liya.
Shiv farm house ke bahar road par bane apne office mein baitha tha.. Jab om ki car saamne aakar ruki.
Andar aate hi OM ne usko ghoora.. "Yaar teri ye aaiyashiyon ne marwa diya... Ab kuchh socha hai kya karna hai.."
"Abhi tak to kuchh bhi samajh mein nahi aa raha bhaai... Waise mein uske dimag mein darr baithhane ki koshish kar raha hoon.. Taki usko agar jinda chhodna padey to wo munh kholti huyi ghabraye... " shiv ne table par aage jhukte huye kaha...
"Wo kaise? Uske sathh Aur kuchh mat karna bhai..." om ne usko samajhane ki koshish ki..
"Arey nahi... Kahte hain ki maar se maar ka darr jyada hota hai... Maine raaste mein aate huye hi planning kar li thhi.. Aur fone par ishaaron mein hi meri secreatory ko sab samjha diya tha.. Yahan par aane par shivani ko har cheej se aisa hi laga hoga ki hamara koyi bahhut hi khatarnaak gang hai... Sab noukaraaniyan aur secretory andar uake saamne nangi hi ghoom rahi hain... Aur to aur maine secretory ko uske saamne hi chod diyaa.... Wo dari huyi hai.. Bus uake darr ko itna badha dena hai ki wapas ghar jaane par wah kuchh batane se pahle 100 baar soche..."
"Haan ye baat to kaam aa sakti hai.. Uska ilaaj karwaya kya?" om ne poochha.
"Arey ilaaj kya karwana hai.. Choot mein lund hi diya thha... Koyi chakoo nahi ghonpa.. Yaar iski gaand aur maarne ka dil kar raha hai... Kya mast maal hai.."
"Itni baar samjhaya hai inn kaamo se door rahkar apna dhandha sambhal le... Aur teri bhabhi ke kaii fone aa chuke hain... Maine uthhaya nahi..."
"yaar tu pagal hai kya? Bewajah shak karwayega... Chal fone mila aur baat kar.." shiv ne navy cut ko munh mein lagaate huye kaha..... Anjali ne vibrate kar raha apna fone uthhaya... Om ka fone thha
Anjali: Hello!
Om: haan anjali. Kya kah rahi thhi..
Anjali uthh kar dusre kamre mein chali gayi," kahan hai aap?"
"Kya matlab hai... Bataya to thha kisi kaam se delhi ja raha hoon..." Om ko anjali ki aawaj se lag raha thha ki kuchh to jaroor ho gaya hai..
"Wo... Kya shivani aapke aage yahan aayi thhi"
Om ne apne mathhe par jhalak aaya pasina poochha,"... Nahi to .. Wo kahan hai.. Thheek to hogi.." agar tough ne ye baat suni hoti to turant uski gardan pakad leta...
Anjali ne chintit swar mein jawaab diya," hamaari to kuchh samajh mein nahi aa raha.. Shivani ghar jane ko bol kar gayi thhi... Kal yahan uska mobile aur wo suit mila hai jisko wo pehan kar gayi thhi....!"
"Oh my god!" Omparkash andar tak sihar gaya.. Shiv uske chehre ke badlate rang ko dekh kar vichlit ho gaya...
"Kya huaa? Kuchh pata hai kya?" anjali ne usko ascharya vyakt karte dekh sawaal kiya. ...
"Tum pagal ho gayi ho kya... Mujhe kya pata" jhoothh bolte huye achanak hi om ki aawaj tez ho gayi...
"Fir aapne oh my God kyun bola?" anajli ne sawaal kiya..
"Jyada jaasoosa bano... Ab mujhe kya chinta nahi hogi. Koyi hadsa na ho gaya ho!"
Anjali ne raaj ki baat khhol di," ab pata nahi haadsa huaa hai ya nahi... Par ek baat aur saamne aayi hai..."
Om ka gala baithh gaya," kkkyaa?"
Sunil ne shivani ke ghar fone kiya thha... Wo ghar par to gayi hi nahi... Na hi usko kisi ne bulaya thha... Ab hamaari samajh mein ye nahi aa raha wo jhhooth bol kar kyun gayi.. Aur agar gayi bhi to kahan gayi thhi... Aur fir achanak ghar aayi aur fir gayab ho gayi..."
Om ka cheha khil gaya... Uske bhav badlne ke saath hi ab tak saans roke sun raha shiv bhi kursi se kamar tika kar pichhe ho gaya..
"Achchha wo aisi to nahi dikhti thhi... Aur main to raat 12 baje ghar pahuncha thha.." kah kar usne fone kaat diya aur khusi se uchhalne laga...
"Arey bhai... Mujhe bhi to batao.. Aakhir huaa kya hai..." shiv koi khushkhabri sun-ne ke liye bechain ho raha thha...
"Chod sali ko... Maarle uski gaand... Sali randi hai... Jhoothh bol kar kahin gayi hogi apne yaar se milne... Ab wo kabhi hum par shak nahi kar sakte... Fansega to wo fansega jisse chud kar wo aayi thhi.... Chod bhai .. Ji bhar kar chod...! Main bhi ghar wapas ja raha hoon... Tujhe khabar deta rahungaa..." Om ko laga ab kuchh nahi ho sakta...
Wah bahar nikla aur apni gadi start karke wapas chal diya... Ye baat sun kar shiv ki khushi ka thhikana na raha.. Usne turant office ko lock kiya aur andar pahunch gaya... Prachi bahar hi mil gayi... Kya hua sir? Main to abhi bahar hi aa rahi thhi... Aaj to aapne din bhar hamko nanga rakha... Kya wajah thi sir..?"
Shiv ne uski baat par dhyan nahi diya," wo kya kar rahi hai?"
"Abhi maine aapke kahe anusar usko neend ka injection de diya thha... So rahi hai..."
Prachi ki baat sunkar shiv upar hi living room main baithh gaya...," chalo! Abhi sone do.. Raat ko milta hoon... Kha pikar...!"