Fantasy Girls college (COPIED)

[liljohn]

Kafi jyada ho chuki thi... Dono behakne lage thhe... Shiv ne apna 10va paig khali karte hi omprakash se kaha," saley! Tune shadi ke baad bhabhi se nahi milwaya... Badi tamanna thhi unko kareeb se dekhne ki..."
"abey bhootni ke... Wo teri lugayi hai kya jo kareeb se dekhega...! Door se dikha dunga jab wo aa jayegi... Baat karta hai.... Apni to sambhal nahi sakta... Meri ko dekhega... Kareeb se...!"
Shiv kareeb 35 saal ka hatta katta aadmi thha... Apni khud ki biwi se talaak le chuka shiv 1 no. Ka auratkhor tha.... Uske apne farmhouse par noukaron se jyada noukaraniyan thi... Jo uski aavbhagat ka kaam dekhti thhi... Moti tanakhawa dekar wo kafi kam umar ki aur haseen balaon ko hi noukari karne ka mouka deta tha...

Tabhi darwaje par bell huyi.... Omparkash tahalta huaa gaya aur usne darwaja khol diya...,"shhi... Vani!" aao aao.... Usne apne daant nikal diye... Uske munh se sharaab ki teevra durgandh aa rahi thi...!
Shivani usko iss halat mein dekhkar thhithki ffir bina bole uski side se nikal gayi...
"shivani ji.... Maine kaha... Sab thheek to hai na...."
Shivani bina bole apne bedroom mein ghus gayi....
Omparkash wapas shiv ke paas aa gaya... Shiv ne usko darwaje ke aagey se nikalte dekha thha..," abey tune bhi noukarani rakh li kya?"
Baat itni jor se kahi gayi thi.. Ki shivani ke kaano mein bhi chubhi..."
"Abey Gaandu! Tere ko wo noukrani dikhti hai kya... Wo to anjali ke college ke ek master ki lugayi hai...!" omparkash ne apne tareeke se shivani ka parichay diya....!
Shiv ne uske kaan ke paas munh lejakar kaha...," abey kabhi li bhi hai ya nahi...?" par uski aawaj fir bhi pahle jitni thhi...
"tu hai na shiv bhai... Kabhi gaand se upar uthhkar sochta hi nahi hai.. Tumhara bus chale to kisi ki choot mare bina chhodo hi na" omprakash ki aawaj sahaj thhi...
"Kya bakta hai..... Maine jisko najar bhar kar dekh liya.. Samjho yahan aakar baith gayi.. " shiv ne kachchhe par haath marte huye kaha... Wo kachchhe aur baniyan mein hi thha....!"" sali ye lugayi hoti hi aisi hain..., jo jitni shareef najar aati hai... Utni hi chudakad hoti hai sali... Waise tere wali kaisi hai..."
"bedroom ke dusri aur apne bedroom mein jakar baithh gayi shivani ko ek ek shabd sun-na asahaneeya ho raha thha...
Aur jab baat had se gujar gayi to wah dahadti huyi unke bedroom ke darwaje par gayi," What is this nonsense! You have drunk, doesnt let you to intrude into other's life.... Just stop dat!" usne darwajja 'bhadak' se band kiya aur wapas chali gayi...
"Kya bol ke gayi hai ye randi?... Sali ko aukaat dikha dunga..."
"Omprakash thhoda dheela pad gaya... Jane de.. Usko apne dhhandhe ka pata nahi hai... Tu thhand rakh..."

"Abey uski maa ki choot mein rakhkar thhanda karoon kya ab, samajhti kya hai... Aaj tak shiv bhai ko kisi ne aankh uthha kar bhi nahi dekha!" wo mere samne angreji bol kar chali gai....
"ab yaar tu chup kar na! Bekar mein... Pata nahi hai usko tere baare mein...!" omparkash ne uska dhyan batane ki koshish kari," le tu paig laga... Le!"

"Abey paig lagane ko bolta hai... Usko bata ke aa tu ke angreji bolne waaliyon ko bhayi apne yahan rakhta hai.... Noukaraani sali..!" uska ishara fir se apne lund ki aur thha...'yahan rakhta hai' mein!
Shivani ne sunil ke paas fone try kiya... Par wo nahi mila... Shiv ki baatein sunkar usko ultiyan aa rahi thhi... Aur koi chara na dekh usne Living room mein jakar tv on karke uska volume full kar diya... Uss par koyi movie aa rahi thhi...

Shiv ka dhyan movie ki aur gaya... Yaar! Chal movie dekhte hain.... " wah uthha aur chal diya... Usko living room mein aaya dekh shivani remote faink kar apne bedroom mein jaa ghusi... Darwaja band kar liya... Omparkash bhi bahar aa gaya.. Daru ki dusri botal uthhakar......... Kuchh der mein hi dono shivani ka topic bhhool kar apni baaton mein aur film mein doob gaye... Shivani bhi unki baaton ka topic badalne par kuchh nischint si ho gayi.... Usne bathroom mein ghus kar apne kapde utaare aur nahakar apni lumbe safar ki thhakan door karne lagi...
Film mein gunde kisi aadmi ko pakad kar apne aaka ke paas le gaye... Sardaar ne uss aadmi se kaha," to tu wo property hamaarey naam nahi karega... Haan!"

Wo aadmi hero ka dost thha... Jaisa aksar hindi movies mein hota hai...," nahi! Main mar jaaunga, par apne purkhon ki jameen kisi bhi keemat par tumhe nahi dunga...!"
"achchha! Sardaar ne apni bandook nikali aur uske seene mein goliyan daag di!"

Shiv bahut khush huaa," sala! Ye tareeka mere ko bahut pasand hai.... Dusri baar poochhne ka hi nahi.... Mast hai... Bhai... Aur wo teri najabhgarh wali property ka kya chal raha hai? Haan... Souda ho gaya...?"
"Ho jayega, baat chal rahi hai..." omparkaash ne usko thhanda hone ki salah di...
"Teri maa ki.. Sala teri gaand mein yahi problem hai.. Dekh hum dono ne sath hi kaam shuru kiya thha... Tu kahan rah gaya.. Aur main kahan pahunch gaya...! Par tere bheje mein baat koun daale...! Baaton ko hi chodne mein laga rahta hai..."

Shivani naha kar bahar aayi.... Usne ek reshami nighty pahan li thhi... Ab usko joron ki bhookh lagi huyi thhi... Par kitchen ka rasta living room se hokar jata thha... Usne darwaje ke paas aankh lagakar dekha... Wo dono hans rahe thhe... Movie ko dekhkar... Shivani ne socha... Ab inka nasha hulka ho gaya hai... Usne darwaja khola aur kitchen mein ja ghusi...
Shiv ka dhyan uss par gaya...," kya mast item hai yaar! Bhabhi ji aap ki nighty bahut achchhi hai... " kahkar wo jor se hansne laga...
Shivani ne uss ki baat par kaan nahi diye... Wo kitchen mein ghush kar kuchh pakane ki taiyaari karne lagi...

Sach mein hi, wo bala ki khoobsurat to thhi hi... Uss resham ki mulayam nighty mein uska har ubhaar ubhar kar saamne aa gaya tha...

Rahi sahi kasar movie ke iss scene ne poori kar di..., sardaar hero ki behan ka bang kar raha thha... Wo chilla rahi thhi... Par sardaar ka housla uske chillane ke sath hi badhta ja raha thha... Hero ki behan.. Kisi kabootar ki tarah fadfada rahi thhi.....