Non-erotic Roohani Takato ka malik- REHAN ( EK ANOKHA ) Completed

[hirarandi]

neha rehan ke is jawab par or zyada naraaz ho gayi...
aap se ye kisne keh diya ke aap ko koi dekhta nahi... ??
kabhi apni nazre utha kar bazaar ki taraf dekha kijiye..
bazaar me aane waali gaaon ki aadhe se zyada mooyi ladkiyan aap ki jism ko ghura karti hai..
or aap par dore dalti hai..
or muhjhe ye baat bhi achi nahi lagti ke aap aise haalo se ghume..
or khabardaar jo aap ne kabhi aisa socha ke aap ko sajha dajha or tayiyar dekh kar koi khush nahi hota..
mai hamesha se aap ko ache or khubsurat libaas me dekh kar khush hoti hun..
,.' miya ne bohat khubsurat sa chera or ek pyari si shaksiyat dee hai aapko..
uske bawajood aap apne aap ki nakadri kyu karte ho..??
ab aayinda aap aise phate puraane kapde nahi pehnoge samajh gaye na aap..??

rehan neha ke saamne khada muskuraata ...


acha baba..acha.. nahi pehnunga..
par ye to mera kaam hai neha..
kam se kam yaha to mujhe purane kapde hi pehnne cahiye..
kyuki in mehnat ke kamo me ache kapde to kharab ho jayenge na..??

neha boli..
mujhe kuch nahi pata..
bas mujhe acha nahi lagta aap ko aisa dekh kar.. aap khud hi boliye ..
agar aap ki jagah mai aap ko aise phate puraane or gande kapdo me nazar aaoun to aap ko kaisa lagega..??

rehan jaldi se bola.. are ..
are ...tum ye kya bate kar rahi ho neha..??
mujhe to bilkul acha nahi lagega tumhe or ,.' na kare ke aisa bhi koi din aaye..

phir aap bhi sochiye mujhe aap ko aise dekh kar kitna bura lagta hoga..??

reha ab neha ki baate samajh gaya.. ke wo kya chati hai,,??


rehan ne jaldi se apne kaan pakad liye or neha se kaha.. acha ji..
lo hum haare or aap jeeti..

aainda hum aapko aise kapdo me nazar nahi aayenge. ab ye lijiye aap ki lakdiyan or jaldi ghar jayiye..
aap ki ammi jaan aapka intezaar kar rahi hongi..
or thodi bohat idhar udhar ki baate karne ke baad neha. rehan se ache kapde pehanne ka wada lekar chali gayi..

thodi der baad SAABIR ALI..tashreef le aaye..

ye hazrat jinnato ki jamat se talluk rakhte the or khud bhi ek jinn the..

or rehan ke hum umar hi the..

rehan ki in se jaan pehchaan tab huyi thi jab rehan pyaz ke godam me pyaze chata karta tha..

or tabhi se SAABIR ALI or rehan ki dosti pakki ho gayi..

itne salo me saabir ali or rehan kafi ache dost ban chuke the.. saabir ali kyuke ek jinn the isi liye sirf rehan ko hi nazar aate the.. baki dusri duniya ke aam insaano ki aankho se wo aujhal the..

saabir ali aaye or unhone rehan ko salaam kiya..
rehan ne uske salaam ka jawab diya or apne bore ko jaha wo bhaitha tha.. use jhatak kar saaf kiya or saabir ali ke liye bicha diya..
rehan or saabir ali usi bore par ek dusre ke aazu baazu bhaith gaye.. rehan un se nazre nahi milata tha..
idhar udhar dekh kar baate kiye karta tha..

saabir ali bhi kabhi rehan ke chere ke taraf dekh kar baate nahi karte the par kabhi kabhi dono ki nighahe mil jaya karti thi..

rehan ne saabir ali se kaha..


or hazrat..??

kaise aana hua aaj..??

saabir ali ne bhi muskurrakar jawab diya.. rehan miya aa to hum bohat pehle chuke the..
par aap ka jalwa dekhne ke liye bas aap se zara door khade hue the..

rehan ne bina un ki taraf dekhe kaha..


mai aap ka matlab nahi samjha saabir bhai..??
saabir lai ne chutki lete hue kaha..

miya hum aap ki shareek-e-hayat ( biwi ) ki baate sun rahe the.. kitni sakhti se daant rahi thi wo aapko..
wakai me maza aagaya dekh kar.. biwi ho to aisi..

rehan ne muskuraate hue kaha..

kyu mujh ghareeb ki hasi udaate ho miya saabir ali..?? aap to jante hai na ke hum abhi akele hai.
or humari abhi koi shaadi waadi nahi hui hai..

saabir ali bole..
are miya hui nahi hai to kya hua..?? hum kis marz ki dawa hai rehan bhai..?? aap hukm karke dekhiye..
apni pyari bhabhi jaan ko hum hawao ke pehloo me bhitha kar aap ke paas le aayenge..

rehan ne muskurate hue kaha..
aap ki bhabhi jaan ko uthane ke liye aapki takato ki koi zaroorat nahi hai saabir bhai unhe uthane ke liye aap ke is bhai ke ye do bazoo hi kaafi hai..

saabir ali ne rehan ki phit thokte hue kaha.. waah mere sher,,
ye hui naa baat..
aakhir qubool kar hi liya ki wo humaari bhabhi jaan yaani ke rehan miya ki biwi hai..
haina..??

rehan jaldi se bola..
are saabir miya abhi aap itne utaawle mat ho jaiyye
abhi aisi koi baat to nahi hui hai mere or neha ke darmiyan..
saabir ali bole.. are miya rehan ..
mujhe nahi lagta ke baat karne ki koi zaroorat bhi hai...
un khatton ka aap ko yun daantne ka andaaz dekh kar to hume yun mehsoos hua ke sach me wo aap ki biwi hi ho..
or waise shaadi to humari bhi abhi tak hui nahi hai..
par aapko yun daant khaata hua dekh hume bhi baal bacchedaari ka maza aagaya miya sach kehte hai bada maza aaya aaj to..

rehan zara sa sharma gaya..
ab aap meri taang mat khichye saabir bhai..

saabir ali bole.. are waah ..waah..

aap ki taang hum nahi khichenge to kaun khinchega miya..?? or ab jaldi hi kijye warna kahi der na ho jaaye rehan miya..

reha ne kaha..
sab kismat ke khel hai saabir bhai..
WAQT SE PEHLE OR MUQADDAR SE ZYADA NA KISI KO MILA HAI OR NA MILEGA..
saabi lai ne phir kaha..
waah..rehan bhai kya khoob kahi hai aap ne..
waqt se pehle or muqddar se zyada na kisi ko mila hai or na milega..

waise rehan bhai..
aap ka jhagda kis baat par ho raha tha..??


rehan ne kaha..
are kuch nahi tha saabir bhai..
wo neha mujhse naraaz ho gayi thi ke mai phate puarne kapde pehan kar kyu ghumta hun ache kapde pehna karu..


saabir ali bole..
bilkul sahi kaha unhone..
mai apni bhabhi jaan ke saath hun.. tum sach me apni halat dekho.. kitne bure haalo se ghumte ho tum..
miya yehi to umar hai pehanne odhne ke abhi sajh
dhajh ke nahi ghumoge to kya budhaape me shauk farmaayege hazrat..??


rehan bola..
saabir bhai asal me mera dil nahi karta ye sab karne ka.. mai jaisa hun waisa hi khush hun bhai..
or phir haqeeqat to ye hai ..
ke mere paas me aise koi kapde hai hi nahi ke unhe mai pehan kar ghoom saku..
mere saare kapde yun mamooli andaaz ke or saade se hai..

saabir ali rehan se zara se naraaz ho gaye..

miya rehan hume aap ki ye baat bilkul pasand nahi aayi.. agar aap ka dil nahi karta to kam se kam aap dusre ke liye kuch waqt ke liye to apna huliya badal hi sakte hona..?? un bechari kahtoon ne aap ko itni achi tarha se samjahya uske bawajood aap nahi samajh paaye..??
mai unki hi misaal aap ke saamne pesh karta hun rehan miya..

kya ek mard ko ye baat kabhi pasand aayegi ke uski biwi phate puraane or boseeda kapde pehan kar gande haalo me uske saamne ghume..??
rehan ne turant kaha..
nahi saabir bhai mujhe to aisa nahi lagta..
or agar aap ye sawaal mujhse karoge to mai to yahi kahunga ke ek mard to marte mar jana pasand karega par jis aurat ko wo apne dum or apni zimmedari par uske apne maa baap se maang kar laya hai use wo kabhi aise halo me dekhna pasand nahi karega..
wo khud bhuke rahega par use zaroor khilaayega..
khud khuch bhi pehan lega par jaha tak us ki bisaat hogi waha tak
to wo zaroor apni biwi ko ache se ache kapde pehnaayega or uski khawahisho ko pura karega..
or itna sab kuch karne ke baad bhi agar uski biwi uske saamne aisi halat me aaye jaisa ke aap keh rahe ho to us mard ke dil par kya guzregi..??
use to lagega ke itna sab kuch karne ke baad bhi mai apne biwi baccho ke liye kuch naa kar paya..?
or meri nazar me apne shaohar ke aage aisi aane waali aurat ya to bewakoof hogi ya nashukri hhogi..
are,,
saabir bhai kaun mard ye nahi cahege ke uski biwi uske saath mehlo ki raani jaise rahe..?? or uski biwi uske liye saajh singhaar kare or sajh dhajh kar uske aane ka intezzar kare.

ye to har mard ki khawahish hoti haina saabir bhai..??

saabir ali bich me bol pade..

bilkul yahi baat rehan miya.. mai aap ko
yahi baat samjhana chata tha..
jis tarha aap chate hai ke aap ko aap ki biwiyan sajhi dhaji or achi khubsurat halat me nazar aaye..
kyuke aap ko unhe aise dekh kar acha lagta hai..
aap unhe ache or khubsurat libaas me dekh kar khush hote ho..

bilkul usi tarha aap ki biwiyan bhi to aap se khuch chati hongi na..?? kya unka dil nahi karta hoga ke uske shohar ache or khubsurat libaas pehne..??
kya uske dil me kabhi ye baat nahi aati hongi ke jis tarha wo apne shoahar ke jazbaato ka or unke araam ka itna khayal karti hai..
to uske badle me unke shoahar bhi unke jazbaato ko samajh kar unki khusi ke liye thodi der ke liye hi sahi,,,
unki baat maan le..

rehan miya..
jistarha aap unse kuch chizo ki maang karte ho usi tarha.. wo bhi aap se kuch chizo ki maang karti hai..
or jaha tak mai sochta hun unki ye maange najayaz bhi nahi hoti..

unhe bhi kitna acha lagta hoga jab unke shohar sajhj dhajh kar ache libaas ye kapdo me bahar nikalte honge..

jistarha aap ko unhe dekh kar khushi hoti hai bilkul use tarha jab aap ki biwiyan aapko aise dekhti hongi to unhe bhi bohat khushi milti hongi.. ye alag baat hai ke wo kabhi is baat ka izhaar aap par nahi karti..
par dil to unke seene me bhi hota hai reha miya.. jo har waqt aap ki salamti ke liye dhadakta ahi,,
or agar aaj humari bhabhi jaan ne aap ko ache kapde pehanne ke
liye kaha hai to beshak unhe bhi aap ko aisi halat me dekh kar ach nahi lagta hoga.. dil khudta hoga unka bhi..

or rahi baat aapke paas ache kapde naa hone ki.. to miya..
hum kis marz ki dawa hai..:0

yeh kehkar saabir ali ne apna hath hawa me utahya..

or foran hi unke haatho me ek nihayat hi keemti or zardozi ki behtareen karigari wali sherwaani agayi...

unhone wo sherwaani rehan ko dii..
rehan ne muskurate hue kaha..

saabir bhai .. ye kya hai...??
miya ye sherwaani hai.. or kasam le lijiye..
aap par bohat khiligi bas ek baar pehan kar dekhiyega..

rehan ne muskurate hue saabir bhai ke haatho se wo sherwani le li.. nahi saabir bhai ye kuch zyada ho gaya..
aisi chize to insaan tab pehanta hai jab uski shadi hoti hai.. or mai abhi aisi chize nahi pehanna chata...

saabir ali bura sa mooh banate hue bole.. miya aap ki ye baat bhi hume pasand nahi aayi ..
hum aapko itne pyar se ye tohfa de rahe hai or aap hai ke inkaar kiye jaa rahe ho....

rehan muskurata hua bola..
miya aap to khamakhan naraz hue jate ho....
mera kehne ka matlab ye hai ke aisi sherwaniyan ya aise kapde aam taur par log apni shadi ya kisi khaas mauko par pehana karte hai ..
or aaj na meri shadi hai or naa hi aisa koi khaas mauka jis par mujhe ye kapde zeb de..

saabir ali chid kar bole..
to phir aap hi boliye miya kya chahiye aap ko..??

rehan ne muskurate hue kaha.. aam tarha ke kapde..
ek jens or t-shirt hi de dijiye agar aap kuch dena hi chahate ho to.. or ye sherwaani mai aap ka tohfa samajh kar rakh leta hun..
agar kabhi zindagi ne koi aisa din bhi dikhaya to ise zaroor pehan lunga....
saaabir ali ne kaha..

miya wo din bhi insha ,.' bohat jald aa jayega.. aap fikar na kare..

or sabir ali ne dobara apne haath upar uthaye or unke hatho me ek ek jeans or t-shirt aa gayi..

lijiye rehan miya..

aap ka hukm sar aankho par..

aap hum se kuch maange or hum use pura naa kare ye kabhi nahi ho sakta.. par aap humse kuch maange ye bhi badi mushkil baat hai..

miya itne jazbaati or khuddar jo tehre..