Pintu ka raaj on choots and gaands

[HungryBlackie]

meri crush ko meri behen bulaya toh mujhe pehele hi bura laga, dil pe khachh karke... 

phir maine Dany ki taraf dekh ke bola, nahi behen nahi hai dost hai meri...

Tarun: kya karegi Dany ? peeche ki seat pe kiyu bula rahe tujhe ? 

Dany: jaati hu yaar, shayad anxiety issues hai uncle ko, akele baithne se unko takleef hota hoga...

I was thinking ( theek hai, lekin yeh aadmi mujhe kaisa ajeeb vibe de raha hai... )

tab tak Dany utarr ke peeche ki seat pe uss anjaan aadmi ke baju mein baithi aur door ko bandh karti hai...

Maine car start kiya, yaha se paas mein hi tha woh jagah, 30 mins ka hi drive tha...dickey mein tent ka samaan tha, hum aaj raat rukne wale the waha pe...

Dany ekbar uss uncle ko dekh ke out of courtesy hi bol ke muskurai...

( as u said behan nhi dost hai ) ha jo bhi hai peeche aane bol use

( as  dany waha aage se nikalke peeche aake baithi and darwaja band ki and car start hua )

( i was in shirt and lungi as ghar se ration kharidne nikla tha but ab aisi maal ladki mila hai to maje krke rahunga )

( as dany said hi ) waha baithne nhi bola tujhe 

( i patted my lap ) jaldi aa .... sab batana hoga kya ab 

( looked at tarun) aage dekhke gadi chala aur gane ka awaaz thoda kam kr 

( tum log mujhe izzat de rhe the to chad ke baat kr rha tha  mai)