Shikari doosro ki Biwiyo ka (Writer :- Shikari Golu)

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Update - 55

Aasha ki damdaar chudaai ke baad hum lete huye ek-dusre ke jishm ko garam kar rahe the.....

Kareeb 20 minut baad hum dono chudaai ke taiyaar the ki tabhi mera phon bajne laga....

Phon recive karte hi mujhe jo news mili use sun kar mera dimaag hi kharaab ho gaya....

Main call cut kar ke gusse se aasha ko kapde pahanne bola aur khud bhi ready hone laga....thodi der baad hum dono ready the...to main bina kuch bole hi waha se nikal gaya.....

Main(car me)- sale ki itni himmat....chhoduga nhi....par us akele me itna dum nhi ki mujhse seedha takraaye..,,jaroor uske piche koi hai.....par koun....????
aakhir ye sab kiya kisne....?????

Ab Aage........

Aasha ke ghar se nikal kar main seedha apne farmhouse pahucha....jaha security officer ki raid padi thi.....

Jaise hi main waha pahucha to waha ka najara dekh kar mera matha aur jyada garam ho gaya.....

Maine dekha ki mere yaha kaam karne wale logo ko security officer ne ghera hua tha...jaise mujrim ko ghere rahte hai...

Saari ladkiya ek taraf khadi thi...sath me joya bhi thi...aur dusri taraf saare males.....

Mujhe aaya dekh kar aarif lagbhag rota hua mere paas aaya aur gidgidane laga....

Aarif- malik...malik aap aa gaye...dekho malik ye kya ho gaya....in logo ne sabko....

Main(hath dikha kar)- main aa gaya hu na...ye rona band kar....

Fir main aage badta hua sabke paas pahucha aur sabko bari-bari dekhne laga....

Main(joor se)- kiski himmat hui meri personal propty par bina izazat aane ki....kiski....

Meri aawaz sun kar waha khade security officerwale kuch nhi bole...par wo sab garden me ek taraf dekhne lage....

Jab maine unki najron ka picha kiya to dekha ki ek hatta-katta security officer wala waha khada hua tha...jiski peeth meri taraf thi....saayad wo garden ki khoobsoorti ka luft le raha tha.....

Main(gusse se)- to ye hai sabka mukhiya....hello....maine kuch pucha hai....mujhe jawaab chahiye...

security officerwala meri baat sun kar ghooma....aur tab pata chala ki sala kafi tagda banda tha...perfect security officerwala...

Fir wo aage badta hua mere paas aaya aur mujhe ghoorne laga....thodi der ghoorne ke baad usne mujhe uper se neeche tak dekha aur fir muskurane laga....jisse mera gussa aur jyada bad gaya.....

Main(gusse se)- ye sab kya hai....koun ho tum...aur tumhari himmat.....

security officerwala(beech me)- himmat bhi hai aur akad bhi....to,....tameej se....samjhe....

Main(gussa dawa kar)- ye sab kya ho raha hai.....

security officerwala- raid.....ise raid kahte hai....by the way...i m ACP Jay...and you....who r u ????

Main(gusse ko dawa kar)- is farmhouse ka malik....jaha par tumne raid ki hai....Aaditya....

Jay(chasma nikaal kar)- ohh...to aap hai yaha ke malik....well...mujhe tumhara hi intzaar tha....

Main- kya main jaan sakta hu ki tum sab yaha kiski izazat se aay....ye meri propty hai...aur itna kanoon to main janta hi hu ki bina izaazat ke kisi ki private propty me koi nhi ja sakta...security officer bhi nhi....

Jay(jeb se ek peper nikaal kar)- ye rahi izazat....khud dekh lo....kanoon jante ho na...hmm..(muskurane laga)

Main(peper padh kar)- ye kya bakwas hai....ye mera farmhouse hai....yaha koi dhandha nhi hota....samjhe na....

Jay(tahalte huye)- abhi ye kahna muskil hai....dekhna to padega...kyoki kya hai na ki....hume pakki information mili hai....

Main(gusse se)- information my foot....fir bhi....tumhare paas warrent hai check karne ka to main rokuga nhi....jao kar lo....

Jay(muskura kar)- tumhe kya lagta hai...hum tumhari permission ka wait karte.....huh...mere aadmi andar hi hai....thoda wait karo....sab clear ho jayga....

Main(daant pees kar)- accha hai....clear ho hi jaayga...

Jay(ghoor kar)- daant peesne se mera kuch nhi hone wala.....accha hoga ki taiyaar ho jao.....

Main- kis baat ke liye.....

Jay(has kar)- barbaad hone ke liye.....kyoki main tumhe barbaad karne ke liye hi aaya hu....hahaha.....

Main(gusse se)- mujhe barbaad karne aaya hai.....haha...hahaha....hahahaha....(aankhe dikha kar) hume barbaad kar de , itna dum to barbaadi me bhi nahi.....to tu kya cheej hai...haa....

Jay(gusse se)- thodi der ruk....fir saari akad nikal jaygi....

Tabhi farmhouse ke andar se 15-20 security officerwale nikal kar aay aur unhone jay ko bataya ki andar kuch bhi aisa nhi mila jo gair kanooni hai...aur aisa bhi kuch nhi jisse ye lage ki yaha jishm ka dhandha hota hai.....

Main(muskura kar)- to ab...ab kya bolote ho mr.jay....ACP of security officer....

Jay(daant pees kar)- kismat acchi hai teri....bach gaya...par koi baat nhi.....next time....

Main(muskura kar)- ok...ab kya main jaan sakta hu ki ye sab kyo hua aur kis ke kahne par hua....

Jay(gusse se)- ye sab puchne ki teri aouqaat nhi hai....samjha...

Main(ghoor kar)- meri aouqaat....huh....wo to tum jaldi hi jaan jaoge ACP....thoda intzaar kar....

Meri baat sun kar jay ne koi jawaab nhi diya....bas gusse me ghoorte huye apna chasma laga liya.....

Jay(apne logo se)- chalo yaha se....

Jay ka order hote hi sab jane lage aur main bhi apne logo ke kareeb pahucha...tabhi maine dekha ki mere yaha kaam karne wali saari ladkiyan ro rahi hai...aur zoya bhi.....

Main- are...tum log ro kyo rahi ho...kuch nhi hua...aur mere rahte huye kuch hoga bhi nhi....hmm....

Zoya(sisakte huye)- saab.....hum sabko....in logo ne...

Main- in logo ne....kya kiya saalo ne....

Zoya- mara saab...aur zoya fafak kar rone lagi....

Main(gusse se joor se)- oye ACP...teri himmat kaise hui in par hath utane ki....ruk...

Main tej kadmo se jay ke paas pahucha ki tabhi humare beech 2 security officerwali aa gai....

security officerwali- kya hai be....security officer se bast karne ki tameez nhi saale...haa...

Main(mouke ki najaqat samjh kar)- dekho main battameez nhi hona chahta...par mere logo par bina matlab ke hath uthana...ye kaisa kanoon hai...haa...

security officerwali- tu na...mujhe kanoon mat sikha....samjha na....warna tere ko abhi ghseet ke le jaugi....wo bhi kanooni tareeke se....samjha na....

Main- janta hu...tum ye kar sakti ho.....par kisi ko aourat par hath uthane ka haq nhi....chahe wo kanoon ka rakhwala bhi kyo na ho....

security officerwali(muskura kar)- accha.....to sun...in par sirf hum dono ne hath uthaya hai....ab bol kya kar lega....hath todega humare..haa...bol na...haa....

Aur ye bol kar dono security officerwali thahaka maar kar hasne lagi....aur unke sath baki security officerwale bhi....

Main(muskura kar)- maza....huh....wo maza tera haath todne me kaha....jo teri akad todne me aayga......bas intzaar karo....

security officerwali(aage bad kar)- intzaar kis baat ka...abhi kar....dikha na....

Jay(beech me)- richa...bas....ab chalo yaha se.....isko baad me dikha dena...ye bahut jald humari giraft me hoga....ab chal....bye aaditya....jaldi milege....

Fir saare security officerwale nikal gaye...aur maine bhi apne logo ko andar bhej diya rest karne...aur main ekaant me baith gaya.....

Main baitha-baitha yahi soch raha tha ki jo abhi-abhi hua...wo kyo hua...kaise hua...aur kis ke kahne par hua.....par is waqt mere paas in sab sawaalo ka koi jawaab nhi tha.....

Ki tabhi mere kandhe par kisi ne hath rakha aur main apni soch se baahar aa gaya......

Main(mud kar)- zoya....tum kab aai....

Zoya- jab aap gahri chinta me doobe the....waise ek baat kahu saab....

Main- ha bolo....

Zoya- ye sab kya hua saab....aur kyo hua....

Main(khade ho kar)- nhi pata....kuch bhi nhi pata.....main itni der se yahi soch raha tha par...par mujhe kuch samjh hi nhi aa raha....paresaan ho gaya hu....haatttt...

Zoya(paas aa kar)- saab....aap paresaan hoge to hum sabka kya hoga.....

Main(muskura kar)- chinta mat karo..koi bhi paresani mujhe jyada der tak paresaan nhi kar sakti....hmm...

Zoya(muskura kar)- hmm....

Main- bas ek baar ye pata lag jaaye ki ye kiski kartoot hai....fir dekhna main kya haal karta hu uska....

Zoya(chounk kar)- kiski matlab.....ye security officerwalo ki hi kartoot hai saab....

Main(sir hila kar)- nhi....bilkul nhi....security officer to sirf ek chehra hai.....par is chehre ko chalane wala dimaag kisi aur ka hai....aur is dimaag ko main jaldi hi pakad looga....

Zoya- saab....aapko kuch pine ke liye lati hu.....

Main(muskura kar)- hmm....large peg banana.....kyoki meri soch thodi lambi hone wali hai....

Zoya chali gai peg banane....aur main fir se gahri soch me doob gaya....aur un sabhi sambhavnao ke baare me sochne laga....jinse is raid ka connection ho sakta tha.....

Main(man me)- ye to pakka hai ki security officer kisi ke kahne par hi yaha aai thi....aur jiske kahne par aai thi....wo ye jaroor janta tha ki yaha aiyaashiyan hoti hai....ab pata ye karna hai ki aise kitne log hai jo yaha ke baare me jante hai aur unhe mujhse koi problem bhi hai...hmm....

Yaha ka koi employee....koi ladki.....singh....khan.....siya.....ya siya ka soutela beta,....ya aur koi , jo yaha mera mehmaan ban kar aaya ho....

Hmm....log to bahut hai...par inme se aisa koun hai jo mujhse jalta ho...ya koi dusmani paal kar baitha ho....hhmm.....kafi muskil hai....aise pata nhi chalega....kuch aur sochna hoga....huh...

Thodi der baad zoya aai aur mujhe soch se bahar nikaal kar peg pakda diya.....

Main(peg le kar)- ek peg banane me itni der....

Zoya(najre jhuka kar)- wo...saab wo aarif ka phon aa gaya tha...bas isliye....

Main(sip maar kar)- ok...ab tum jao....mujhe kuch der akela rahna hai...

Zoya(muskura kar)- saab...aap kahe to main aapki paresani kam kar du....

Main- huh...kaise karogi....

Zoya(sharma kar)- room me chaliye....aapki acchi malish kar dugi....

Main(muskura kar)- ohh...wo malish....theek hai....tum jaao....mera mood hoga to aauga...abhi jao...

Zoya ke jane ke baad maine fir se soch me doob gaya...par koi faayda nhi hua....ulta mera sir bhari hone laga....

To maine peg khatm kiya aur bina kisi ko bataye hi ghar aa gaya aur aate hi bed par let gaya....kyoki mujhe abhi aaraam ki sakht jaroorat mahsoos ho rahi thi.....

Par saayad meri kismat me aaraam tha hi nhi....mujhe lete huye 10-15 minute hi huye the ki raj chillata hua aa gaya....

Raj- bhaiya....bhaiya....kaha ho aap....bhaiya....

Main(gusse se)- iski maa ki....sala jab bhi aata hai....galat time par aata hai.....(joor se) - main yaha uper hu....aa ja....

Raj(room me aa kar)- hi bhaiya.....

Main(gussa dawa kar)- hi....aur....kaise aana hua....

Raj- bas aapko aate huye dekha to aa gaya....

Main(dheere se)- ab aate huye isko dekh kar hi aauga.....

Raj(paas aa kar)- kya bhaiya....

Main(muskura kar)- kuch nhi...tu baith na....

Raj- are main baithne nhi aaya....aapko lene aaya hu....

Main- mujhe....kyo....matlab...kuch kaam hai kya....

Raj- are nhi bhaiya....asal me....main aaj ek naya game laya hu....to chalo na khelte hai...

Main- beta....game tujhe khelna hai na...mera kya kaam...waise bhi main kaha khelta hu...

Raj- bhaiya ye naya game hai....mujhe aata nhi....aap batao na plz...

Main- are...main kya...kaise...

Raj(mera hath pakad kar)- plz bhaiya plz....chalo na plz...plz...

Main(muskura kar)- ohk...tu ruk...main change kar ke chalta hu...ok...

Raj- hmm....

Fir thodi der me... main raj ke sath uske ghar pahuch gaya...raj ne to aate hi vediogame on kar liya...par meri najren to rashmi ko khoj rahi thi...pata nhi kaha hai...???

Main- raj....tumhari mummy nhi dikhai de rahi....kahi gai hai kya....

Raj(bina dekhe)- nhi to....yahi hogi....mummy....mummy.....

Rashmi- aai.....ye ladka bhi na....koi kaam...

Raj ki aawaz sunte hi rashmi baahar aa gai...par mujhe saamne dekhte hi wo chounk kar khadi ho gai......aur uske sabd uske gale me hi atak gaye.....

Asal me rashmi apni haalat ki wajah se chounki thi...is waqt usne maxi pahni hui thi...jo uski kamar par kasi hui thi...jisse uske aadhe pair nange the....uske baal bhi bikhre the...aur hatho par jhaag laga hua tha.....

Use dekh kar saaf pata chal raha tha ki wo kapde dho rahi thi aur waise hi bapis aa gai....

Rashmi(sahmi si)- tum...kab....main....

Air rashmi jaldi bhasgte huye room me chali gai....aur uski is haalat par mujhe hasi aa gai....

Fir thodi der tak main intzaar karta raha par rashmi nhi aai....to maine khud hi uske room me jane ke liye khada hua aur gate par pahucha hi tha ki gate khul gaya aur rashmi mere saamne thi....

Usne kapde badal liye the aur make-up bhi kar chuki thi....ek dam kamaal dikh rahi thi...par mujhe saamne dekh kar wo saham hi gai....

Rashmi(sahmi hui)- tum...tum yaha....

Main(muskura kar)- haa....actully mujhe laga ki mujhe tumse baat karni chahiye...to bulane hi aaya tha....

Rashmi- koun si baat...

Main- are wo....hmm....tum bhaag kyo gai thi...

Rashmi(najre chura kar)- wo mujhe change karna tha....

Main- chal kar bhi ja sakti thi...

Rashmi(bina dekhe)- mujhe jaldi thi to....

Main(beech me)- main koi bhoot nhi jo dekhte hi bhaag khadi hui...

Rashmi(halki muskan ke sath)- wo baat nhi....chhodo....tum coffy pioge....

Main- waise tumhe dekh kar man to kuch aur ka....

Rashmi(mujhe dekh kar)- kya...

Main(muskura kar)- pahle coffy hi pi leta hu....

Rashmi(sharma kar)- jara hatege....

Main(side ho kar)- kyo nhi....waise kamaal dikh rahi ho....man kar raha ki...

Rashmi(bina dekhe, beech me)- main coffy lati hu....

Fir rashmi halke-halke muskura kar kichen me chali gai aur main use dekhta hua bapis raj ke paas baith gaya...jaha se main rashmi ko kichen me saaf-saaf dekh pa raha tha....

Main(man me)- ye jagah badiya hai....wo meri aankho ke saamne hi rahegi...ab jab bhi wo kichen me hogi...to main yahi rahuga....hmm....

Main rashmi ko dekh hi raha tha ki usne mujhe dekh liya....humari najren mili aur wo sharma gai....aur mujhe hath se isara kar diya ki saamne vediogame dekho...

Maine uski baat maan kar tv par najren ghuma li....jisme raj fighting game khel raha tha....aur fight ho rahi thi do ladkiyon ke beech me.....

Main- wow...raj....ye to badi hot hai....

Raj(bina dekhe)- kya bhaiya.....

Main(rashmi ko dekh kar, joor se)- kuch nhi raj....tum abhi hot ka matlab nhi samjhoge....par koi hai jo samjh jayga....kyo...hot hai na....

Rashmi(ghoor kar)- raj...tu game par dhyaan de,...

Raj- ha mummy....

Main(rashmi ko dekh kar)- waise iski kamar.....wow....kamar par jo til hai na...ye to....

Rashmi ne jaldi se apne pallu se apni kamar ko dhak diya aur gusse se ghoorne lagi....

Raj- bhaiya til kaha hai....mujhe to nhi dikh raha....

Rashmi(gusse se)- raj....tu game khel....faltu ki baaten mat sun.....

Main(muskura kar)- ha raj....waise bhi ye til kismat walo ko hi dikhta hai....(rashmi se )- kyo....theek kaha na....

Rashmi ne fir se mujhe gusse se dekha aur fir coffy le kar humare paas aa gai....

Rashmi- raj...tera milkshek....aur tum....utho yaha se....

Raj- mummy bhaiya ko kyo itha rahi ho....

Rashmi- beta tum game par dhyaan do...mujhe inse baat karni hai...

Main- ha raj....hum door baith kar baat karye hai....tum khelo....hmm....

Fir main aur rashmi piche rakhe sofe par aa kar baith gaye....aur rashmi ne baithte hi meri jaagh par mukka maar diya....

Main- aah....kya karti ho....kyo maara....

Rashmi- kyo...jaise tumhe kuch pata hi nhi.....kya bol rahe the....kamar...til....hmm(aur ek mukka pada)

Main- aah....ruko to...coffy pi lu pahle....

Rashmi(coffy de kar)- hmm...jaldi pio....mere sawaal baki hai abhi....

Main- ok....jaldi pita hu....tum bhi pi lo jab tak....fir baat karte hai.....,

Rashmi(sip maar kar)- ye sab kya tha...

Main- hmm...kya...tum coffy pio na...fir baat karte hai....

Fir thodi der tak hum dono khamoshi se coffy pite rahe...par humari najren ek-dusre se baaten kar rahi thi......

Main janta tha ki coffy khatm hote hi rashmi bhadakne wali hai....main soch hi raha tha ki rashmi ko kaise sambhaluga....ki tabhi mera phon baj utha....

Main(man me) - accha hua phon aaya...baat karu tab tak rashmi bhi shant ho jaygi.....par call lete hi main ashant ho gaya.....

Main(call par)- hello koun..??

""Tumhari Barbadi....hahahaha""