Shikari doosro ki Biwiyo ka (Writer :- Shikari Golu)

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Update - 50

Main(ghar aa kar)- aaj rashmi mil hi gai thi....par saale us raj ne sahi waqt par kaam bigaad diya....khair....khushi ki baat to ye hai ki rashmi ke dil me mere liye armaan jaag hi gaye....bas ab to waqt ki baat hai...dekhte hai ki use aage badne me kitna time lagega.....

Yahi sab accha-accha sochte huye main bed par let gaya ki tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki aaj raat main bilkul akela hu....

Ab Aage......

Main- sala aaj sanno ke bina raat kaise kategi.....nhi...koi intzaam to hona hi chahiye....par koun....simi ko bolu kya....hmm...ye sahi rahega...waise bhi use kai dino se jee bhar kar choda nhi...aaj raat saari kasar nikaal deta hu....

Yahi soch kar maine simi ko call karne jeb se phon nikala hi tha ki saamne se simi ka hi call aa gaya.....

Main(screen dekh kar)- saali randi...jaldi nhi maregi saali...

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Simi- hello boss..,,kya kar rahe the,...

Main(haste huye)- saali tu 100 saal jiyegi....hahaha,....

Simi- accha....par kyo...

Main- kyoki main tere baare me hi soch raha tha....aur tune call kar diya...

Simi- wah...aaj meri kismat jabarjust hai...aapne jo yaad kiya....waise kis liye yaad kiya tha....batao to....

Main- bas soch raha tha ki aaj raat bhar tujhe jannat ki sair kara du....

Simi- haay....mast idea hai...par saayad meri kismat kharab hone wali hai...

Main- kyo...tujhe koi kaam hai kya...

Simi- are main to is raat ke liye har kaam chhod kar aa jati....

Main- to aa jao fir....

Simi- main to abhi aa jau...par aap hi nhi ruk paoge....

Main(thoda serious ho kar)- saaf bataygi ki baat kya hai...,

Simi- hmm...asal me aaj aapko ek party me jana hai...aur party bhi late night party hogi....10 se 4 tak saayad....

Main- ye koun si party hai....koi aisi party deta hai kya....mujhe nhi jana....tu chali ja....

Simi- are boss....jana padega....bahut khas party hai...aur isme aap ko hi jana hoga....aapki jagah koi bhi nhi ja sakta....main bhi nhi....

Main- aisi koun si party hai...aur de koun raha hai....

Simi- are boss ye party sahar ke saare bade businessmen ke liye hai....jinme se ek aap bhi hai...

Main- maan liya....par main kisi party me jane ke liye majboor nhi....samjhi...

Simi(dheere se)- majboori hai sir....

Main(joor se)- kya bak rahi hai....mujhe koun majboor kar sakra hai....

Simi- boss....meri baat to sun lijiye pahle....fir aap jo chahe....

Main- ok bol....

Simi- boss...is sahar aur yaha ke aas-paas wale gaon me ek hi insaan ka sikka chalta hai.....wo yaha ka home minister hai....

Main- home minister....??

Simi- haa....par home minister baad me bana....pahle wo is ilaake ka sabse bada businessmen hai....

Main- oh great....

Simi- par ye bhi pura sach nhi....asal me wo is sab se hat kar ek mafiya don hai.....jiske baare me kam hi log jante hai....

Main- to tujhe kaise pata....

Simi- boss....simi cheej hi aisi hai...aapke aas-paas walo ki jaankari rakhti hi hai.....isliye jab se party ka invitation mila tha tabse hi uske baare me pata kiya....aur ab aapko bata rahi hu....

Main- tu to great hai yaar.....pura kaam kar liya....

Simi- are aapke liye to kuch bhi boss....

Main- ohk...to tu hi bata ki mujhe kya karna chahiye....

Simi- aapko aaj raat jana hi hoga....waha aapko us insaan se milna hai...jo aapko aage pahucha sakta hai.....

Main- hmm....waise naam kya hai uska....aur jana kaha hai....

Simi- hotet NIGHTFUN me....aur aapke host ka naam hai RATAN .P

Main(haste huye)- ye ratan ke sath p kya hai....

Simi- mujhe bhi nhi pata....card par likha tha to bol diya....

Main- ohk....main pahuch jauga....

Simi- ok boss...aur haa....acche se impress karna use....wo sath dega to hume bahut faayda hoga....jo aapki life ke sabse important maqsad ke liye bhi faaydemand hoga....saayad....

Main- hmm....sahi kaha....main pahuch jauga....bye....

Simi- best of luck....bbye

Phon cut karne ke baad main simi ki kahi baaton ko sochte huye confuse sa hone laga tha.....uski baaten kafi ajeeb thi.....

Ek taraf to wo use home minister bol rahi thi....fir boli ki bada businessmen hai...fir kaha ki mafia don....

Uski koi bhi baat samjh nhi aai....kyoki home minister hota to mujhe bhi pata hota....par maine to kabhi ye naam suna hi nhi...fir kaisa home minister....

Main(man me)- khair jo bhi ho...agar simi ne kaha hai to jana to hoga hi....kyoki wo jo kahegi mere faayde ke liye hi kahegi....haa....wo asal me koun hai...ye main khud pata karuga,...hmm...

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Well....night party ke liye maine apne aap ko ready karne karne ke liye rest karna sahi samjha...par jab main jaga to mujhe deri ho chuki thi....

Main(man me)- iski to....saala late ho gaya re....chal golu....jaldi kar...

Khair main party ki jagah pahuch hi gaya...der se hi sahi....

Par isse pahle ki main hotel ke andar jata....mujhe 2 khoobsoorat aouten hotel se nikalte huye dikhi....jinhe dekh kar mera man kharab hone laga....

Maine socha ki kisi bahane in dono se baat kar lu...aur yahi soch kar main unke paas jaane laga....

Par isse pahle ki main un tak pahchu...wo dono ek car me baith kar nikal gai....

Main(car dekh kar)- saala main itna late bhi nhi hua ki party khatm ho gai ho...fir ye dono kyo nikal gai....chalo andar ja kar hi pata chalega....huh...

Aur fir main hotel chala aaya....aur jab main us hotal me gaya to andar ki chakachoundh dekh kar meri aankhe badi ho gai....

Maine gaya to bahut si parties me tha...par is party me kuch khas baat thi....

Decoration to kamaal ka tha hi...par mehmaan usse jyada kamaal ke lag rahe the....

Ek se badkar ek paise wale aur power wale log the yaha....businessmen aur neta....kamaal ka combination tha...

Aur sabse khas baat thi waha moujood haseenaye.....ek se bad jar ek kancha maal....

Hot and sexy dress me lipti hui ladkiyan aur aouten....wo bhi pure make-up ke sath....inhe dekh kar hi muh me pani aa jaaye....

Khair....party to jabarjust thi hi...but mujhe deri ho gai thi...isliye mera welcome karne ke liye party ka host nhi tha....wo kahi busy tha...ha ek ladki ne mera swagat kiya....

Ladki- welcome mr.aaditya....

Main(hath mila kar)- thank you....by d way...mr.raman.....

Ladki(beech me)- sorry sir....unhe thoda kaam se jana pada...isliye unhone mujhe aapko welcome karne ke liye kaha tha....

Main- oh....wo mujhe jante hai...??

Ladki- ji sir....unhone aapka kafi der tak wait kiya....par aap aay hi nhi....

Main- soory...unhone mera wait kiya...wow...ye to....well main thoda....

Ladki(tok kar)- koi nhi sir....aap party enjoye kare...raman sir aate hi hoge....

Main- ok...waise aap koun....

Ladki- megha.....main raman sir ki PA(personal assistent) hu....aap aaiye plz....

Main- hmm...

Main andar aa to gaya tha par mera dhyaan abhi bhi gate ki taraf tha....pata nhi kyo ek ummeed thi ki wo dono aouten bapis aaygi....

Kya karu....aouten thi hi aisi....bhare huye jishm ki malkin...jo meri khas pasand hai...aur chehre bhi mast the dono ke....

Unhe dekhte hi hawas ne dimaag par kaabu kar liya tha....bas ek hi soch thi ki mil jaaye to aaj hi pel du....

Khair kafi der tak gate dekhne ke baad bhi wo nhi aai to maine bhi man maar kar apna focus party par kar liya.....

Main party me shamil ho gaya aur ghoomte huye dekhne laga ki koi to pahchan ka mil jaaye....ya fir koi haseena hi mil jaaye....taki party enjoye kar saku...

Khair jab mujhe koi nhi mila to main baar counter par chala gaya aur whisky ke peg maarne laga....

Thodi der baad jab maine najar ghumaai to dekha ki ek haseen aourat mere baju me baithi hui hai...thodi doori par....

Us aourat ne bhi peg banwaya....par ek ghoot bhi nhi piya....bas chupchap baithi hui kuch soch rahi thi.....

Main kafi der tak use dekhta raha....wo dikhne me kafi hot thi...must figure tha....chehra bhi khoobsoorat tha....par uski aankhe gumsum thi...laga ki jaise kisi baat se dukhi hai....

Main(man me)- ise hua kya hai....aise baithi hai jaise zamaane ke saare dukh ise hi hai....

Khair maine kuch der use notic kiya...aur fir peg banane wali ladki se pen maaga aur tissu paper par kuch likh kar us aourat tak pahucha diya....

Main( likh kar)- "" Badi udaas dikh rahi ho....kya hua...party acchi nhi lagi kya""

Aourat ne paper milte hi mujhe dekha aur fir likha hua padne ke baad usne bhi pen maga aur kuch likh kar mujhe bhej diya....

Aourat (likh kar)- "" Party to acchi hai...aur main udaas hu ya nhi....ye puchne wale aap koun hote hai "'

Aur ye baatcheet tissue par likhte huye aage badi....

Main- "main koi nhi hota.....par main aapko udaas nhi dekh pa raha hu...bas isliye pucha"

Aourat- "aisa kyo....main to aapko janti bhi nhi....fir aapko kya..."

Main- " janta nhi....par ek insaan to hu hi....aur main aisa insaan hu jo kisi aourat ko dukhi nhi dekh sakta...bas isiliye puch liya..."

Aourat- " lagta hai aourton se khas humdardi hai.....par mujhe humdard ki jaroorat nhi.."

Main- " humdard na sahi....ek dost ki jaroorat to hogi hi..."

Aourat- " oh...to aap dost banna chahte hai...par mujhe intrest nhi..""

Ab hum dono likhne ke baad ek dusre ko dekh kar muskurane lage the....aur paper dete huye bar girl bhi muskurane lagi thi....kafi mazedaar conversation chal raha tha....

Main- " intrest hai ki nhi....is baat ka faisla aajmane ke baad kare to accha hoga.....aapko nhi lagta...????"

Aourat- " accha ji....to chalo ek aisi baat bolo jisse mujhe lage ki aapko dost banaya ja sakta hai..."

Main- " ek kya hazaar baaten hai...par abhi ke liye itna hi kah sakta hu ki mujhe dost banaogi to party ke baad muskurate huye ghar jaogi....chahe to try kar lo....bas is party ke end hone tak hi sahi..."

Aourat- " hmm...intresting.....dekhte hai....par agar aisa nhi hua to kabhi sakal mat dikhana.."

Main- " ok done....par agar main sahi hua to...."

Aourat -" to fir tum is raat ko jindagi bhar nhi bhool paoge....vaada raha...""

Main- " ok...to main bhi vada karta hu ki tum aaj raat ke baad apni jindagi ki har raat mujhe yaad karogi.....ab bolo...paresaan kyo ho....???

Iske baad usne likh kar jawaab nhi diya....balki khud uth kar mere baju me baith gai....aur hath bada diya.....

Aourat - hi.....

Main(hath mila kar)- hi...to...dosti kabool hai...

Aourat- hmm...par ek shart hai....

Main- kaisi shart....

Aourat- main apna naam nhi bataugi....aur na hi tumhara naam puchugi....ok...

Main- ohk....par aisa kyo...

Aourat- wo isliye ki agar tum mujhe as a frnd pasand nhi aay...to tumhara naam jaan ne ki jaroorat hi nhi...aur agar pasand aay...to naam batane ke mouke hazaar milege....hai na...

Main- good....i like this....ok done....par ek peg to offer kar sakta hu na...

Aourat(muskura kar)- ek nhi....jyada bhi kar sakte ho....

Aur fir humne cheers kar ke peg gatak liya....

Main- hmm...ab ye batao ki itni paresan kyo ho....wajah jaan sakta hu....haa...

Aourat- hmm...batati hu...asal me mujhe is tarah ki party bilkul bhi pasand nhi...bas isi wajah se mood off hai....

Main- hmm....par party me burai kya hai...mera matlab hai ki yaha khane-pune aur mouj-masti karne ke saare intzaam hai....tumhe ye sab pasand nhi aaya.....

Aourat- ye to sab theek hai...asal me meri paresani yaha ke intzam se nhi balki yaha ke mahol se hai....

Main- mahol....main samjha nhi...thoda khul ke bataogi....aur haa....peg khatm ho gaya na...(aur maine peg banane ka order kar diya)

Aourat(peg le kar)- hmm...to mahol ka puch rahe the na...to dekho...waha us taraf....

Dekho waha....waha wo jode khade huye hai na...har mard ke haatho me sharab hai...aur har aourat aise saj kar aai hai jaise ki apni numaish karne aai ho....

Main(has kar)- accha....par isme bura kya hai....aouraten to taiyaar hi isliye hoti hai taki logo ki najren un par jaaye...aur sharab pina bura nhi...bas limit me piyo to...waise hum bhi to shrab pi rahe hai....

Aourat(kheej kar)- main shrab ke khilaaf nhi...aur na hi aourton ke sajne ko bura maanti hu....

Main - to fir seedhe point par aao....jo bhi kahna chahti ho kah do...ek aur peg lagao aur ek sath bata do....hmm...

Aourat(peg gatak kar)- hmm...suno fir....

yaha jo jode khade hai...wo ya to businessmen hoge ya unke employee....aur wo dusri taraf...wo ladkiyan khadi hai na...wo sab saali call girl hoti hai...

Main- oh really...iska bhi intzam hota hai...good....

Aourat- hmm....aadhi raat ke baad ye sab kisi na kisi room me hi milegi...ek ke sath ya jyada ke sath bhi....aur room na mila to kahi bhi...

Main- to isme inka kya kasoor...unka to kaam hi hai ye....kasoor to un mardon ka hai....

Aourat- sahi kaha....par mahol to bigadta hi hai na..aur ye mard bhi saale....khud ki biwi ko chhod kar inke sath rangreliyan manate hai...

Main- nhi,...ye kaise ho sakta hai...unki patni sath me hai to fir kaise....ye jaroor single mard ke liye hogi....

Aourat- are nhi....asal me yaha jo boss hote hai...wo employee ko bulate hi isliye hai ki wo unki biwiyon ke sath rangreliyan mana sake....aur iske liye wo sab in randiyon ko in employees ke sath chipka dete hai...aur fir unki biwiyon ko khud uda lete hai....

Main- ohh....samjha....par ek baat abhi bhi nhi samjha....wo ye ki in businessmen ki biwiyan....wo to sath hoti hai...to fir kaise....

Aourat- yahi to sabse badi problem hai...wo sab jaan kar bhi kuch nhi bol pati....unse business meeting ka jhooth bol kar wo nikal jate hai...aur unki biwiyan...bechari sab jante huye bhi unhe jane deti hai...kyoki wo sabke saamne apne pati ki izzat nhi uchalna chahti...aur fir....huh...

Main- fir kya...

Aourat- fir...fir hota ye hai ki kai seedhi-saadi biwiyan badla lene ke chakkar me khud kisi mard ke sath mouj uda leti hai...aur kuch apne seene par patthar rakh kar akele hi party me ghoomti rahti hai...bas...

Main- hmm...par ek baat samjh nhi aai...aakhir kisi employee ki biwi kisi aur ke sath jane ko raji kyo hoti hai....birodh kyo nhi karti...

Aourat- tum buddhu ho kya...are in parties me unhi employees ko bulaya jata hai jo apni biwi dene ko taiyaar hai....dar se ya laalach se....inhe pahle hi raji karwa liya jata hai...samjhe....

Main- ohhh...ab samjha...par isme galti to un patiyon ki hai na...

Aourat- galti kisi ki bhi ho...par in sab cheejo se mahol to kharab hota hi hai na....hai ki nhi...

Main(muskura kar)- hmm...ab ye batao...ki tumhara pati koun hai.....businessmen ya employe...bura mat maan na....

Aourat(muskura kar)- bilkul nhi...par sab kuch jaanne ke baad ye sawaal karna hi nhi chahiye tha...

Main(muskura kar)- samjh gaya...businessmen...

Aourat- aur nhi to kya....nhi to main bhi kisi room me jane ke intzaar me hoti...tumhare sath peg nhi gatak rahi hoti....hehehe....

Main- kafi bindaas ho....waise...agar tumko ye sab pasand nhi to nhi aana chahiye tha na....

Aourat(udaas ho kar)- kya karu...pati ka sath dene ka vaada kiya tha....wahi nibha rahi hu....

Main(man me)- ye mujhe bindaas lag rahi thi..socha tha ki jaldi hi mere sath bed par hogi....par ye dil ki badi acchi nikli....aur main iske baare me....

Aourat(chutki baja kar)- hello...kis soch me doob gaye...

Main(muskura kar)- kuch nhi...bas tumhare baare me hi soch raha tha....

Aourat(aankhe dikha kar)- hey...kahi kuch galat to nhi soch liya na....main...

Main(beech me)- are nhi-nhi....main to asal me ye soch raha tha ki tum jaisi acchi aourat yu udaas bilkul acchi nhi lagti....

Aourat(muskura kar)- par isme tum kuch nhi kar sakte...meri kismat....

Main- nhi...tum saayad bhool gai ki maine aaj raat bhar ka time maaga tha....kam se kam mujhe pura mouka to milna chahiye na...

Aourat(muskura kar)- hmm....yaad hai...chalo try kar lo....main bhi dekhu ki tum cheej kya ho....

Main(khada ho kar)- aaj jaan jaogi....chalo mere sath....