Shikari doosro ki Biwiyo ka (Writer :- Shikari Golu)

[hirarandi]

Update - 32

Siya ka naam sun kar mera gussa kam ho gaya...aur maine aarif ko bahar bheja aur khud bhi ready ho kar nikal gaya.....aur humare jane ke baad zoya bhi ready ho kar nikal gai....

Main(siya ke saamne)- hello siya.....kaisi hai aap....

Siya(khadi ho kar)- hello golu ji....main theek hu...aap bataye....

Main- are aap khadi kyo ho gai....baithiye na...

Siya- nhi....main baithne nhi aai hu...balki aapko lene aai hu...

Main- oh ho....ok...par jana kaha hai....

Siya- lagta hai aapki yaaddast kamjor hai....baadaam khaya kijiye....hehehe....

Main(muskura kar)- theek hai....ab bataiye to sahi ki main kya bhool gaya.....

Siya- are aapne bola tha na ki apba farm dikhayge....yaad hai...

Main- oh ho....aisa kahiye na....chaliye chalte hai....

Siya- i m ready....

Fir main siya ke sath farm me nikal gaya.....khet ke kinaare patli med (unchi gali) se hote huye hum aage badne lage....

Siya mere aage chal rahi thi aur main piche se uski matakti hui gaand dekhte huye aage bad raha tha.....

Siya- aaa....aaauuucchhh.....

Achanak siya slip hui aur uska pair mud gaya.....

Main- are aap theek to hai....

Siya- aahh....nhi...mera pair...oh maa....

Main- par aap....hua kya aakhir....

Siya- aahhh....ye sab high heel sandle ki wajah se hua....oh maa....

Main- ek minute...main dekhta hu....

Siya- lagta hai moch aa gai....

Main- ha bilkul....mujhe dekhne dijiye....

Maine fir siya ka pair pakda aur halka sa ghuma diya....pair ki nas chatak gai aur dard gaayab.....

Siya- aaaaaaaaa.....aaahhh.....ye kya....sara dard khatm....

Main(muskura kar)- dekha na....

Siya- aap to jadugar nikle....ye bhi jante hai....

Main- janta to bahut kuch hu....filhal aap theek hai na,...

Siya(khadi hote huye)- aaahhh....nhi....sayad chal nhi paugi....

Main- are kosis kijiye....laiye main help karta hu....

Fir maine siya ko sahara de kar utha liya aur aage badne lage....siya ko chalne me dard ho raha tha...,par mera sahara pa kar wo aaraam se chalne lagi.....

Main- lagta hai aaj bhi aap ghoom nhi paygi...chaliye bapis chalte hai....

Siya- kyo.....are chal to rahi hu....

Main- par bina sahare ke nhi....

Siya- to aap hai na sahara dene ko....aapko koi problem ho to....

Main(beech me)- bilkul nhi....chalte hai....

Aur maine siya ka ek hath apne kandhe par fasaya aur dusre hath se uski kamar ko pakda aur aage badne lage.....

Siya ka jishm mere jishm se chipak gaya tha....ek taraf uske blouse se jaankte huye boobs meri aankho ke saamne the aur dusri taraf mere kadak haath uski chikni kamar ko jakde huye the....

Siya(najar ghuma kar)- kaafi hara-bhara khet hai....

Main(boobs ghoorte huye)- hmm....meri najar to ghaatyon par hai.....

Siya- ghaati....par mujhe to nhi dikhi....

Main(boobs ghoorte huye)- meri najar se dekhiye...

Tabhi siya ne meri najron ko pakad liya.....

Main(najar hata kar)- matlab....mujhe pata hai ki hariyali ke sath ghaatiya bhi hai yaha....abhi jhadiyon me chhip gai hai na....

Siya(muskura kar)- hmm....aapki najar....main kya kahu....

Main- waise.....ghaatiyan bahut chikni hai....aur badi bhi....

Siya(sharma kar)- accha....

Main- aur neeche ka hissa bhi fislan bhara hai....

Sita- sambhal kar rahna....kahi fisal mat jana....

Main- are nhi....mujhe aisi ghatiyon par chadne ka purana tajurwa hai....aur khaaiyon me utarne ka bhi....

Itna bolne ke baad meri najar siya ki najron se mili.....hum kuch pal ek-dusre ko ghoorte rahe ki tabhi achanak barish suru ho gai....

Siya- oh my god....barish ko bhi abhi aana tha....aur kitni tej,...hum bheeg jayge....

Main- nhi....wo dekho waha....waha jhopdi hai....chalo....

Hum aage badne lage aur barish bhi badne lagi....

Siya- aise to hum pahuchne ke pahle hi bheeg jayge....

Main- sahi kaha....aise kaam nhi banega....ek minute....

Aur maine siya ko baahon me utha liya aur jhopdi ki taraf chal diya....

Siya- are ye kya....mujhe utaro.....

Main- are tum chal to pa nhi rahi....isliye utha luya....jaldi pahuch jayge....

Siya kuch nhi boli...balki apni baahen mere gale me daal di taki mujhe aasaani ho....aur hum dono bheegte huye jhopdi tak pahuch gaye....

Main(siya ko khada kar ke)- lo pahuch gaye....

Siya- par fayda kya....hum to pure bheeg chuke hai....

Main- barish tej thi na....

Aur fir meri najar siya par tik gai....barish ki wajah se uski saree uske jishm se chipak gai thi....

Saree ke uper se hi uska blouse saaf dikh raha tha....aur uske blouse ke chipakne se nippal bhi sir utha rahe the.....bade-bade boob apna aakaar dikha rahe the.....

Siya ne jab mujhe yu ghoorte huye dekha to wo thoda gussa ho gai....aur apni saree se blouse ko pura dhak liya....

Maine bhi apni najren ghuma li aur kuch der tak hum khamosh khade rahe...

Siya(kuch der baad)- golu....mujhe sardi lag rahi hai,...mere kapde bhi....ab kya kare....

Main- ek kaam karo....tum andar ja kar kapde nikaal lo.....sardi nhi lagegi....

Siya(gusse se)- kya....fir kya karu....aise hi ghoomu kya....

Main- are nhi....main kapde magwata hu na.....

Siya- par mere kapde kaha se aayge....

Main- are tumhare nhi....mere farmhouse par tumhare liye kapde mil jayge....ok...

Siya- jaldi magwaiye fir....main tabhi change karoogi....

Main- par kapde aane me der lagegi....tum andar jao aur kapde nikaal lo....gate lock kar lena....ok....

Siya(gusse se)- ab ye bhi aap batayge....bina gate lock kiye koi kapde nikalta hai kya...huh....

Main- sorry...main call karta hu.....

Fir maine call kar ke kapde magwa liye...par siya andar nhi gai...wo kapdon ka wait karne lagi....

Main- waise....baarish ki boondon ne aapki khoobsoorti bada di hai....

Siya(aankhe dikha kar)- kya kaha....

Main- kuch nhi....aap to hamesha khoobsurat dikhti hai....

Siya- waise ye line kitno se boli hai...

Main- kisi se nhi....main bada sareef banda hu....

Siya- oh ho....dekhi hai aapki sarafat....(dheere se) aapke hath ne meri kamar par badi sarafat dikhaai....aur aapki aankhe bhi....huh...

Main- are maine kya kiya....main to bas sahara de raha tha....usi chakkar me thoda hath yaha-waha ho gaya hoga....

Siya(ghoor kar)- hmm...sab samjhti hu main....

Main(siya ke pass ja kar)- kya samjh gai...mujhe bhi samjha do na....

Siya- tum...mere paas kyo aaaahhhh.....

Maine siya ko kamar se pakad liya....siya is harqat se shocked ho gai....

Siya- tt...tum kya kar rahe ho...aaaaaa....

Maine siya ko kamar se pakad kar uthaya aur dusri taraf kar diya....meri is harqat se siya ka gussa itna bada ki usne mere gaal par thappad kheech diya....

Siya- ye kya badtameezi hai....

Main- battamizi.....wo dekho....agar tumhe uthata nhi to wo keede kaat leta tumhe...dekho waha kitne keede hai....

Siya ne jab dekha to sach me waha kai kheede the....aur unhe dekhne ke baad siya ko apni harqat par sharmindgi mahsoos hui...

Siya(aankhe jhuka kar)- sorry....wo aapne achanak mujhe pakda to....

Main(beech me)- chhodo na....kam se kam is bahane mujhe chhua to....hahaha....

Siya(muskura kar)- aap bhi ajeeb hai.....har baat me maza dhood lete hai....

Main- dekho siya....mera funda hi hai ki pyaar do aur pyaar lo....ab dekhte hai ki milega ki nhi....haa....

Siya(mujhe dekh kar)- muskil hai....

Main- aasaan kaam to pasand bhi nhi....hum muskil kaam hi aasaan kar dete hai.....

Siya(muskura kar)- hmm.....dekhte hai....

Main- waise dekhne ki baat kare to....abhi saamne ka najara kafi hara-bhara hai.....

Siya ne meri najron ka picha kiya aur najron ko apne jishm par paya.....

Siya(sharma kar)- haryali me jate waqt khyaal rakhna....kaante bahut milege....chot bhi lag sakti hai.....

Main- is haryali me utarne ke liye kaante bhi sah luga....ghaatiya chadh kar khaai me koond jauga.....

Siya(sharma kar)- besharam ho tum....

Main- are jisne ki sharm....uske foote karm....hum beshram hi acche..,,.hai na....

Siya(apne hath baand kar)- pure besharm ho.....hariyali ka rasta band....ab kuch nhi dikhega....

Main- raste to hum bana lege....aage se ya piche se....,.

Siya(sharma kar)- koi rasta nhi milega....

Main(siya ke paas ja kar)- raste assani se nhi milte...par mujhe banana aata hai....

Itna bol kar maine apna hath bada kar siya ki kamar par rakh diya.....

Siya(chounk jar)- kya kar rahe hai....

Main- are ye keeda chada tha yaha....wahi hataya.....

Siya- ohh....ab hat gaya ho to hath hata lijiye.....

Main- are barish ho rahi hai....koi dusra keeda aa gaya to....main yahi rakhta hu....

Siya(mera hath pakad kar)- koi jaroorat nhi....main sambhal loogi....waise bhi barish ruk gai.....aur ye....kapde bhi aa gaye...plz hath hata lo na.....

Main(hath hata kar)- jo tum kaho.....ab kapde nikalne ki taiyari kar lo....

Siya(ghoor kar)- kyaa....

Main- dusre kapde pahanne hai na....ye to nikalne honge na....

Siya- bilkul....isliye main chali andar....

Fir kapde change karne ke baad hum dono aage bad gaye....aur khet ke last me jharne ke paas pahuch gaye.....

Ye dekho....yahi hai wo surprize......kaisa laga.....

Siya(jharne ko dekh kar)- wow.,...ye kitna khoobsoorat hai....aur yaha to...ye neeche to pura swiming pool ki tarah hai....really its just wow.....

Main(muskura kar)- are meri har cheej wow hi hoti hai.....wo kya hai na ki mujhe saandaar cheejo ka souk hai....

Siya(muskura kar)- ohh....good....waise aapne ise chhupa kar kyo rakha hai...i mean yaha ek choota sa resourt bana sakte hai na....log yaga aa kar kudrat ki khoobsoorti ka maza utha sakte hai....hai na....

Main- are nhi....yaha ki khoobsoorti sirf mere liye book hai...yaha main khoobsoorat logo ke sath aa kar kudrat ki khoobsoorti me maze karta hu....yaha kisi aur ko ""no entry""

Siya saayad meri baat ka matlab samjh gai thi...isliye chup hi rahi...bas uake hontho par halki si muskaan fail gai.....

Main- waise tumhara man nhi ho raha is sundar jagah par maza lene ka....

Siya(gusse se ghoor kar)- kaisa maza....

Main- are mera matlab tha ki yaha jgadne ke neeche nahana....is pool jaise talaab me tairna....yahi sab....aur kya....

Siya(ghoorte huye)- oh ho....ye baat thi....hmm...man to hai...

Main- to der kis baat ki...chalo maze maarte hai.....

Siya(gusse se)- kyaa......

Siya aage kuch bol pati usse pahle hi mobile ki ring sunaai di....ye siya ka mobile tha jo ki uske hand beg me tha....

Siya- lagta hai...mera phon....mera phon to bag me hai...are is barish ki wajah se hand bag to bhool hi gai thi....oh no....

Aur siya ne jaldi se phon liya tab tak call cut ho gai thi....

Siya(phon dekh kar)- oh god....7 miss call aur msg bhi...(msg padh kar)- oh no....mere husband kab se call kar rahe the....msg bhi hai....urgent me bulaya hai....mujhe jana hoga....chalo golu.....

Main- par yaha tak aa kar aise hi....

Siya(beech me)- mujhe jana hai ok...chalo....

Siya apni baat par adi thi isliye main usko sahara dete huye bapis chal diya....aur pure raste sochta raha ki saala ye haseen jishm mujhe milega ki nhi....

Farmhouse par aa kar siya ne apne kapde liye aur ghar nikal gai....aur ek baar fir mera lund garam hokar rah gaya....

Main(man me)- saali aai hi kyo thi...zoya ko bhi nhi chod paya aur khud bhi naseela jishm dikha kar KLPD kar gai....ab time bhi nhi ki zoya ko chod saku.....ganesh ke ghar jana hai training dene....


Fir main apni kismat ko kosta hua ganesh ke ghar nikal pada....

Aur jab main ganesh ke ghar ke paas pahucha to waha 2-3 logo ko baat karte suna...jise sunte hi mere kaan khade ho gaye aur dimaag doudne laga.....