Shikari doosro ki Biwiyo ka (Writer :- Shikari Golu)

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Update - 30

Aur fir mast chudaai ke baad mujhe mast need aai ...aur meri aankh tab khuli jab gate knock karne ki aawaz aai....

Main(gate kholte huye)- koun hai sala....

Mere sabd sunte hi saamne khadi sushma gusse se ghoorne lagi....yaha main bhi shocked rah gaya...kyoki sushma ko dekhne ke baad mujhe yaad aaya ki ye mera ghar nhi....

Main- ohh...ii..mmm sorry sushma ji...wo asal me mujhe yaad nhi raha...maine socha ki...

Sushma(beech me)- ki tum apne ghar me ho...(muskura diya)

Main- ji wo main...i m sorry...

Sushma(muskura kar)- are koi baat nhi....aisa ho jata hai kabhi-kabhi...nai jagah hai na...khair wo chhodiye...ye lijiye aapki chai....aur ready ho jaiye...training karni hai na...

Main- ji bilkul...mujhe yaad hai...aur maine alarm lagaya tha.. ...pata nhi mera alarm kyo nhi baja...

Sushma- are alarm ki galti nhi...main sayad jaldi aa gai...


Main(ghadi dekh kar)- oh ha....abhi to 30 min hai alarm ke liye...

Sushma(muskura kar)- sorry...par mujhe laga ki aaj pahla din hai to aapko jaga du....wo kya hai na ki main jaldi hi so jati hu isliye jagti bhi jaldi hi hu...

Main- ohk...ye acchi baat hai....theek hai aap sabko ready kar ke gym me aa jaay...main bhi aata hu...

Sushma ok bol kar nikal gai...aur sath me ye bhi confirm kar diya ki raat wali ye nhi ho sakti....

Main(man me)- ye nhi ho sakti...to koun hogi....dekhte hai...filhal to gym chalta hu...dekhe to ye mast maal tight kapdon me dikhte kaise hai.....


Thodi der baad....GYM me.....

Maine jaise hi gym me entry ki to khusi se meri aankhe badi ho gai...aaj tak jinko kapdo me kaid dekha tha...aaj wo sab apne jishm ko chhote kapdon me jaise-taise chhupane ki kosis me lagi thi...

Well...sharmana to aourat jaat ka keemti gahna hai...aur is waqt unki aankho me chhupi sharm dekh kar main ye acchi tarah se samjh raha tha ki sabhi kafi uncomfertable feel kar rahi thi...

Main(man me)- maal to sab tagde lag rahe...pahle se bhi jyada...par saayad sab sahme huye hai...ab inhe kaise theek karu....

""Good morning sir ""

Ye aawaz sunte hi main sochna band kiya aur unke paas aa gaya...

Main- good morning...but ye sir kya hai..haa...maine samjhaya tha na ki hum sab frnd hai...isliye no sir...only golu...samjhe....

" jee"'

Main- bahut khoob...ab..haa...sabse pahle to tum sbki team banate hai...

Aasha- team...team kis liye...

Pammi- lo ji...hum to soch kar aay the ki kasrat karege..par golu to khel khilane wale hai....badiya ji...mainu to khelna bada pasand hai ji....bolo kya khel khelna hai....


Pammi ki baat sunte hi sab has pade...par main use ghoorne laga...

Main- yaha kya hona hai ye main batauga pammi...tum nhi...

Pammi(saham kar)- sorry ji...

Main(muskura kar)- are dar gai kya...are hasi-majak to chalte hi rahna chahiye...relax......waise point par aate hai...team...aap logo ki team banai jaygi....


Aasha- par golu ji...areee...matlab golu...ye team ka hum kuch samjhe nhi...

Main- samjhata hu...jaisa ki aap sab janti hai ki aoutron ka jishm waqt aur age ke sath badalta jata hai....hai ki nhi....

Sushma- hmm...ye to hai...par usse kya...

Main- asal me...kahne ka matlab ye hai ki jab ek ladki jawaan hoti hai...i mean teenage...to uske sareer ki banawat kafi kasi hui hoti hai...hai na...

Meri baat par sab sharma gaye aur kuch ne haa me sir hila diya...

Main- aur uske baad...hab wahi ladki sadi kar leti hai to sadisuda life me hone wale kuch kaamo ki wajah se uski body ke kuch parts change hone lagte hai....hai ki nhi...

Aur is baat ko sun kar to un sabko itni sharm aai ki kya kahu...koi bhi kuch nhi boli...bas sir jhuka kar muskurane lagi...

Main- yaar plz...hasne ki baat nhi...ye fact hai...

Sushma(haste huye)- hmmm...

Main- aur fir sadisuda life aage badne par...i mean bacche hone ke baad sareer ki banawat bilkul alag hone lagti hai....hai ki nhi...

Meri baaton par sab abhi bhi has rahe the...par koi bhi nazar nhi mila raha tha...

Main- to isliye excercise bhi har ek body ke hisaab se alag hogi....aur iske liye team banegi....

1st team- kuwari ladkiyan

2nd team - wo sab jo bacche ko janm de chuki hai..

3rd team - isme wo hogi jo sadisuda to hai but abhi tak maa nhi bani...ok

Meri baat sun kar sabne hasna band kar diya aur baat ko samjh kar haa me sir hila diya.....

Main- ok....ab jiska naam boluga...wo sab right me aa jaye....

"" jee""

Fir maine sabki age aur body ke hisaab se 3 team bana di.....ye rahi teeno teems ke members.....

1st Team
Sushma ( Ganesh ki badi maa )
Aasha ( Ganesh ki maa )
Deepa ( Ganesh ki chachi )
Chanda ( Ganesh ki bua )
Salma ( Ganesh ki padosi)
Paramjeet urf pammi ( Ganesh ki padosi )

2nd Team
Nishu ,neelu ,reenu, seenu ( Ganesh ki behne )

3rd Team
Sumi ( ganesh ki badi behan, sushma ki badi beti )
Payal ( Ganesh ki biwi )

Main- ha to...sab samjh gaye na....

Sabne ek sath haa bol diya....

Main- to aaj ki trainning suru karte hai....to total 12 log hai...to tum log 4-4 ki line bana lo aur haa...side me 1 hath ka gape aur aage-piche bhi gap rakhna....

Sabne bilkul waisa hi kiya aur ab sab ready the training ke liye.....

Main- to chalo warm-up karte hai....aaj sab thoda-thoda hi karege....pahla din hai na...to chalo suru ho jao....

Aur trainning ka pahla din bade hi aaram se khatm hua....halki-fulki excercise, thoda yoga....bas itna kar ke hi aaj ki class khatm....

Par itne me hi sabki band baj gai...kyoki ye sab kisi ne pahle kiya hi nhi tha...isliye aaj to dard hona banta hi hai....

Trainning ke baad sabne dard ki sikayat ki par maine sabko samjhaya ki ye dard kuch din hoga hi....aur haa...dard ke liye tablets mat lena...aur ab kal subah hi aana ...saam ki chutti....

Yaha to trainning session nipta diya...par kuch tha jo mujhe paresan kar raha tha...,wo thi wo aourat...jisne kutte ki wajah se mujhe kafi kuch suna dala tha,..

Isliye main lunch ke baad pahuch gaya mere office....simi ke paas.....

Main jaise hi simi ke cabin me pahucha to wo jor-jor se hasne lagi.....

Main- ab tujhe kya hua...muh kyo faad rahi hai...

Simi(mere pass aa kar)- bas aapki halat par hasi aa gai...ye kya chehra bana kar aay hai....ye badi dadi....badi moochh....huh...

Main- ab kya bolu...sala koi dekh na le isliye....tu janti to hai sab...main nhi chahta ki kisi ko pata chale ki company ka boss yaha hai....

Simi- ohk...to fir mujhe bula lete...aapne kyo takleef ki...

Main(baithte huye)- aaah....are batata hu...pahle tu gate lock kar...

Fir simi ne gate lock kiya aur aa kar meri god me gaand tika di...

Main- oh ho...tu sudhregi nahi...god me hi maregi...aur koi jagah nhi milti...

Simi(gale lag kar)- nhi...aapki god me jo sukoon hai...wo kahi aur nhi...

Main(peeth sahla kar)- ohhh....tere pati ki god me ja na....sab mil jayga....

Simi- um hu....wo sirf naam ka pati hai...mujh par pura haq to aapka hi hai....

Main- ohk...ab ye sab rahne de...aur meri baat dhyaan se sun....

Aur main kafi der tak simi ko kuch samjhata raha...humari baat chal hi rahi thi ki table par rakha landline bajne laga....

Simi ne phon par baat ki aur kisi ko abhi andar bhejne se mana kar diya...par mere kahne par use andar bhejne ko bol diya....kyoki koi ladki andar aana chahti thi...naam tha komal....

Simi(phon rakh kar)- aapne aisa kyo bola...main usse baad me mil leti...

Main(muskura kar)- ab kya karu...main kisi ladki ko wait nhi karwa sakta na...dil hi kuch aisa hai...

Simi(gate kholte huye)- badi acchi tarah janti hu is dil ko....hehehe....

Main- waise ye hai koun...???

Simi- are new employee hai....waise iska pati apne yaha ki security me hai....usi ke kahne par interview liya tha....typing ke liye....

Main- ohh...security gard ki biwi...hmm...

Simi- haa...abhi-abhi sadi hui hai...bas 2-3 month huye hoge...

Main- bahut acche...chalo ab tum boss ki kursi sambhalo...main saamne baithta hu....

Fir simi boss ki jagah baithi aur main uske saamne...aur kuch der baad hi komal andar aa gai....

Komal- kya main andar aa sakti hu mem...

Simi- oh komal...aa jao...

Maine komal ki aawaz sun jar turant palat kar dekha....to bas dekhta hi raha...kya saandaar aourat thi...are aourat nhi ladki hi thi....koi 22-23 saal ki khoobsurat haseena thi wo....

Saree me lipti makhmali jishm ki malkin...uper se khule lahrate baal....chikni kamar....gulaabi honth aur do mast-mast aankhe....jinme jhakte huye use pyaar karne ka dil karne laga....

Main to use dekh kar kho sa gaya tha par simi ko meri khushi bardast nhi hui sayad aur usne beech me tok diya....

Simi- baitho komal...aur batao ki tum kya-kya janti ho....

Komal- mem...main computer work kar leti hu...aur typing to maine seekhi hui hai aur kaam bhi kiya hai....

Simi- good...waise kaha kaam kiya hai tumne....

Komal- mem main sadi se pahle pvt. school me teacher thi...aur padane ke alawa waha ke computer work bhi main karti thi aur typing bhi...asal me typing ka pura zimma mera hi tha waha..,

Simi- good....ek baat batao,...tum job kyo karna chahti ho...??

Komal- mem...aap to janti hai ki mere pati ki salary kitni hai...usme ghar to chal sakta hai...but paisa save karna bhi jaroori hai na..,future ke liye....to maine socha ki kuch main bhi kamane lagu to accha hoga...

Simi- very good thought....i like it....

Komal- thank you mem...waise mujhe kaam kaha karna hoga....

Ye sunte hi simi kuch bolne wali thi par maine use aankho se isara kar diya...jise samjh kar simi chup rah gai aur komal ko bol diya ki wo abhi bahar baithe...usko jaldi hi kaam bata diya jayga....

Komal- theek hai mem....

Komal ke jane ke baad simi mujhe ghoorne lagi....

Simi(aankhe ghuma kar)- kya hua boss...kya chal raha hai mind me...

Main(muskura kar)- hmm....bas is khoobsoorat haseena ko dekh kar isko kaam dene ka soch raha hu...

Simi- ohh...dil aa gaya is par bhi...aur aayga kyo nhi...maal to hot hi tha...

Main- wahi to....bas iske liye kaam soch lu...fir apna kaam dekhu...

Simi- to kya socha....

Main(khade ho kar)- batauga....aaj saam tak soch kar batata hu...tab tak tum sambhal lo use.....filhaal main chalta hu...

Simi(muskura kar)- aaj meri pyaas nhi bujhaoge...

Main- tumhari pyaas acche se bujhauga....par aaj nhi....bad me...abhi mera target koi aur hai...bye....

Aur fir main nakli dadi-mooch ke sath office se nikal gaya aur car douda di farm house ki taraf......,

Farmhouse pahuchte hi maine aarif ko waha paya....jise dekh kar mujhe bada gussa aaya....par maine apne aapko shant rakha....

Main(man me)- ye sala jaroor zoya se milne aaya hoga....iski to main band bajata hu....

Aarif(mujhe dekhte hi)- are malik...accha hua aap aa gaye....main aapke baare me hi puchne aaya tha....

Main- accha....par mujhe to lag raha hai ki tu apni biwi se milne aaya hai...bola tha na ki....

Aarif(beech me)- nhi malik....main uske liye nhi aaya....sab yaad hai mujhe...main sach me aapko dekhne hi aaya tha....

Main- kyo...mujhse kya jaroori kaam pad gaya....haa...

Aarif-batata hu malik....aap baitho na....main bas abhi aaya....

Main(baith kar)- sala mujhe baitha kar kaha nikal gaya....ab koun si musibat aa gai ise....

Aarif mujhe baitha kar gaya tha to mujhe us par gussa aa raha tha...par jab wo lout kar aaya to mera gussa chhu ho gaya...kyoki bapis aate waqt uske sath thi uski khoobsurat beti....

Main(man me)- saala ye to mere shikaar ko laya hai....hmm....bekaar me gussa ho raha tha....ye to mood banane aaya tha sala....hahaha....

Aarif(paas aa kar)- malik...ye meri badi beti hai....aapko yaad hai na...tabu...

Main- huh....ha yaad aaya.....ye us din zoya ke sath aai to thi....are kaisi ho tabu...

Tabu- namsate saab....

Main- namaste....aaj kaise aana hua...apni ammi se milne aai thi kya....

Tabu ne meri baat ka jawaab nhi diya balki apne abbu ki taraf dekhne lagi...

Main- are kya hua...chup kyo ho...

Aarif- malik...asal me..,ye aapse hi milne aai thi....

Main(muskura kar)- ohh mujhse milne....bolo fir...koi kaam tha kya...

Tabu(sir jhukaye)- saab wo aapne noukri ka bola tha..,to main...bas...

Main(man me)-are teri ki...ye to dimaag se nikal hi gaya tha...,are iski jawani ka shikar karne ke liye noukri ka dana dala tha...kaise bhool gaya...

Aarif- malik....kya ise koi noukri mil sakti hai...

Main- are jab maine bola tha to milegi hi na...koi shak hai tumhe....

Aarif(hath jod kar)- are malik...aap par shak to sapne me bhi nhi kar sakta...main to bas...

Main(beech me)- tum chup raho,...aur tabu...jaisa ki maine bola tha ki tum noukri karogi....matlab karogi hi...tum kal hi office aa jana...are aa kya jana...kal mere sath hi office chalna...main tumhe ghar se utha luga....theek....

Tabu(khush ho kar)- ji saab....

Main- aarif....kal ise taiyaar rakhna....aur tabu...aur kuch baat hogi to main phon kar duga tumhe.....theek....ab to khush ho na...

Tabu- ji saab...

Aarif- sukhriya malik...ab main ise ghar bhej aau...

Main- theek...bhej aao....aur bapis yahi aana.....tumse kuch kaam hai...

Aarif- jo hukum malik....

Fir aarif tabu ko leker nikal gaya...aur main piche se tabu ki matakti hui gaand dekhte huye uski jawani ka ras chakhne ka sochne laga....