Shikari doosro ki Biwiyo ka (Writer :- Shikari Golu)

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Update - 26

Reema ne chaaro taraf dekha aur fir dheere-dheere mere room ki khidki par aankh gada li....

Aur room ke andar ka najara dekh kar reema ka muh khula rah gaya...aur uski dhadkane bad gai....

Ab Aage......

Aaj mera lund full form me tana hua tha....saayad sapne me kisi haseena ko chod raha tha.....

Reema(lund dekh jar)- oh maa...aaj to ye kal se bhi bada dikh raha hai....dekho to kaise angdaai le raha hai...wah....kismat wali hogi jo isko choot me legi....

Tabhi reema ko apne room se koi aahat aai to wo turant andar bhaag gai...aur let gai...

Reema(pankaj ko dekh kar, man me)- main aise nhi jee paugi pankaj...par tumhe dhokha bhi nhi de sakti...koi kada kadam uthana hi hoga mujhe....

Aur fir reema mere lund ko yaad karte huye sapno me kho gai.....

Agle din meri subah ek naye phon call se hui...ye call tha gagan ka...wahi gagan jo apni souteli maa ke sath aaya tha mujhse deal karne....

( Call Par )

Main- hello....

Gagan- hello mr.golu...main gagan bol raha hu....

Main(aankh malte huye)- gagan...itni subah se call kyo kiya...sab theek hai na...

Gagan- are golu ji...subah nhi dopahar hone wali hai...aankh khol kar dekhite to sahi...

Main(baith kar)- are meri to ye subah hi hai...khair chhodiye....battaiye call kaise kiya....

Gagan- are main bas puch raha tha ki aapne jo kaha tha na...wahi mere faayde ki baat...uska kuch hua ya nhi....

Main- are aap bhi yaar...aise kaam itni jaldi nhi hote...thoda sabar rakho...main karta hu na...

Gagan- janta hu...bas main puch raha tha...socha ki saayad kuch baat bani ho...

Main- hmm...accha maine aapse bola tha na ki mujhe kuch detaills chahiye...wo bhool gaye kya...uske bina kaam nhi ho payga...

Gagan- actually maine yahi batane call kiya tha ki mujhe detaill mil chuki hai...

Main- badiya...to aap jaldi se wo mujhe de jaiye...fir main aage dekhta hu...

Gagan- aaj...

Main- haa..aaj hi de do to badiya hai...kaam jaldi suru ho jayga...

Gagan- par golu ji aaj to main bahar ja raha hu...jaroori kaam hai...

Main- koi baat nhi...aap apne kisi aadmi se bhej do...par yasd rahe ki wo bharosemand ho...isme bada risk hai...

Gagan- main samjhta hu golu ji...par yaha kisi par aankh mood kar bharosa nhi kar sakte...

Main- to fir aap hi time nikaal lo...

Gagan- are mujhe urgent me jana hoga....huh....yadi aap bura na mane to kya aap mere ghar aa kar wo sab details le lege kya...

Main- hmm...theek hai...ab aapke lute itni mehnat to kar hi sakra hu...fayda mera bhi hai na...hahaha...

Gagan(haste huye)- great ...to aap aa haiye...main address send kar deta hu...aap free hote hi le jana...aur plz ye kaam jara jaldi kar dena...kahi humara teesra partner beech me na aa jay...

Main- are gagan ji...golu ka promis hai...itni aasani se fail nhi hota...main free ho kar aata hu...aap address bhejo....

Fir call cut hui aur gagan ka msg aate hi main fresh hone chala gaya....aur ready ho kar nikal gaya gagan ke ghar ki taraf...

Gagan ka ghar koi mamooli ghar nhi tha...balki ek bada banglow tha...main gate ke andar faila hua ek saandaar garden aur uske beecho-beech ek saandar banglow.....

Iske sath us banglow me luxury life jeene ke saare intzaam the...aur abhi bhi waha par kuch na kuch kaam chal raha tha...

Main(man me)- are wah...jitna socha tha usse jyada ameer hai ye gagan...isko to jaal me fasana hi hoga....aise tagde murge baar-baar kaha milte hai....hmm...lagta hai banlow me kuch kaam chal raha hai...chalo dekhte hai ki baahar se saandaar dikhne wala ye banlow...andar se kaisa dikhta hai...

Maine gate par gaurds ko apna naam bataya to unhone call kar ke andar kuch baat ki aur ek gaurd mujhe ansar tak chhod gaya....

Gaird- sir aap yaha baithiye....memsab aati hi hogi...

Main- memsaab...par gagan ji kaha hai...

Gaurd- wo aapko memsaab hi bataygi...hume koi jaankari nhi...

Main- ohk...main wait karta hu....

Gaurd chala gaya aur main charo taraf najren ghuma kar banglow ka muayna karne laga....

Main(man me)- saandaar....ab main bhi aisa hi banwauga...kab tak sala flat me rahuga....ab bas jaldi se wo detail mil jaay to main kaam par lagu....tabhi ye gagan mere changul me fasega....par ye memsaab kaha rah gai saali....waise ye koun ho sakti hai...uski biwi ya fir maa....dekhte hai....

Maine bor ho raha tha isliye saamne table par padi magzine padne laga...aur usme itna kho faya ki mujhe pata hi nhi chala ki koi uper ne neeche aaya aur mere saamne hi khada hai...

""uuummhuuu""

Main(aawaz sunte hi sir utha kar)- oh...sorry main wo....wow...

Mere saamne ek khoobsurat ladki saadi pahne khadi hui thi...usko dekhre hi mere muh se wow nikal gaya...jise sunkar us ladki ki aankhe mujhe ghoorne lagi...

Main(magzine band kar ke)- ohh sorry...hello...(khada ho gaya)

""hello...aap mr.aaditya...""

Main(muskura kar)- ji...aaditya...par log pyaar se mujhe golu kahte hai...waise aap...

""gagan mere pati hai""

Main- ohk...waise aapka naam...

""ye lijiye...gagan ne aapko dene ko kaha tha...""

Aur usne mujhe ek lifafa pakda diya...par meri baat ka jawaab nhi diya...

""aap kuch lege...""

Main(usko dekh kar)- ji jaroor...

Wo saayad meri asnkho me chipi bhavna samjh gai thi isliye gusse se dekhte huye boli....

""mera matlab tha chai ya coffy ya kuch thanda""

Main- ohh..nhi...kuch nhi...

""ok...baki baat aap mere pati se kar lena...abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai...bye...""

Isse pahle ki main kuch bolu wo to seediyan chadne lagi...aur main uski lahrati patli kamar aur left-right karte chootdo ko dekhta raha....

Par kahte hai na ki ladkiyon ke piche bhi aankhe hoti hai...to un aankho se saayad usne mujhe apni gaand dekhte hiye dekh liya to wo ruki aur palti...

Meri chori pakdi gai thi...aur uski aankho me mujhe gussa bhi saaf dikh raha tha....

""kya aur kuch chahiye tha""

Main- nhi ...main bas...chalta hu...bye...

Aur main najre chura kar bahar nikal aaya aur car me bapis aate huye usi ke baare me sochta raha...

Main(man me)- kya cheej thi yaar...aourat nhi bomb thi bomb...baaton se bhi aur body se bhi....kya khoobsurti thi uski...saaf rang...dilkas chehra...balkhati kamar...aur uske chhotad....uuummm....

Fursat se banaya hua naayaab namuna thi ye to...uper se teekhi baaten...saali se itni baar pucha fir bhi naam nhi bataya....par kuch bhi kaho...masl to karra mila saale gagan ko....khair...gagan ka maal baad me...pahle apne maalo ki khabar le lu...

Aur maine car ganesh ke ghar douda di....aur waha pahuchne ke baad sabko bula kar meeting suru ki....

Main- hello everyone...aaj se aap logo ka fitness session suru hota hai...well isko 4 part me karege...

1- workout
2- yoga
3- massage
4- physical motivation....

Ye sunte hi sabme last wale point matlab physical motivation ke baare me pucha...

Main- batata hu...sab batata hu bas chup rahe thoda....

Asal me physical motivation wo step hai jisse hum body ko motivate karte hai....jaise aapne mind ko motivate karne ke baare me suna hoga...waise hi physical motivation humari body ko motivate karta hai...

Sushma- par golu ji...ye hota kaise hai...aur iska fayda kya hai...

Main(muskura kar)- good question...asal me ye humari body ko wo sab karne ko motivate karta hai jo ki humari body ne kabhi na kiya ho ya fir wo karte huye hum sharma jate ho....isliye agar hum body ko motivate kar de ki use ye karna hi hai to isse humare mind me basi hui sharm bhi khatm ho jaygi...

Aasha- kuch to samjh aaya par pura nhi...

Main- are main hu na...bas aap log mera bharosa kare...main dheere-dheere sab samjha duga...bolo mujh par bharosa hai aap sab ko...

Sushma- agar bharosa nhi hota to aapke yaha rahne ki baat nhi maante aur na hi ghar ki izzat ko aapke saamne nanga hone ki salaah maante...aur ab bhi aap kahte hai bharosa nhi....

Main- sorry...mera matlab aapko hurt karne ka nhi tha...bas ye bolna chahta tha ki bas mujh par bharosa rakho aur mere hisaab se chalo...result aapko aisa saandaar milega ki aap mujhe kabhi nhi bhoolegi....

Aasha- hum sab taiyaar hai...aaj se humare badan ki jimmedari aapke hath me hai...

Main(man me)- bas aise hi meri baaten manti jana...fir dekhna ki har ek ka jishm mere lund par naachega...

Sushma- kya hua golu ji...kya soch rahe hai...

Main- kuch nhi...main bas...are haa..main baat ye hai ki aap sab mujhe sirf golu bolegi kyoki main bhi aap sabko naam se hi boluga....yaha koi sir nhi...koi aunty nhi...bas naam hi chalega...aur sirf golu....golu ji nhi...samjh gai sushma...

Sushma(mushkura kar)- ha golu jiii.....ooohh....golu...samjh gai golu...

Main(muskura kar)- to aaj se hum sab dost hai...aur dosto...aaj tum sab shopping karne jaoge....aur main jo list duga...wo saamaan khareedoge...apne liye...

Aasha- golu ji...matlab golu...main soch rahi thi ki tum bhi humare sath chalo to hume thoda madad mil jaygi...kya hai na ki humne ye saamaan kabhi liye nhi...kyo sushma didi...sahi hai na...

Sushma- ha golu...tumhe sath aana hoga...

Main- ohk..to tum sab ready ho jao...fir chalte hai.....chalo jaldi se taiyaar ho jao....jao...

Thodi der baad hum sab shopping ke liye nikal gaye aur mall ke us section me pahuche jaha innerwere aur excersice se related saare kapde milte the....

Main- chalo sab log apne liye saaman dekh lo...list aapke hath me hai aur kisi ko koi dikkat aay to mujhe bataay....main yahi hu...

Sab saaman dekhne lage aur main man hi man khush hone laga...

Main(man me)- ab tak sab waisa hi ho raha hai jaisa socha tha...bas ab aage bhi aisa hi hota rahe to wo din door nhi jab in sabka jishm mere lund se chhida hua hoga....

Shopping ke douran har ek aourat aur ladki ne mujhe unki dress, shoes. etc...dekhne ka invitation diya taki main bata saku ki ye unke liye perfect hai ya nhi...

Isi douraan maine unhko dress try kara kar.... har ek ke boobs aur chootdon ka perfact naap apni aankho me basa liya......

Shopping khatm hone par maine sabko rest karne ka bola aur aaj ki jagah kal se training start karne ka bol kar ghar nikal aaya....

Thoda rest karne ke baad roj ki tarah raj ke sath khela aur fir pahuch gaya uske ghar...vedio game khelne....par ye to aap jante hi hai ki main kis liye jata hu....

Gate kholte hi rashmi ke chehre par khushi jhalak gai aur aankhe sharma kar jhuk gai...andar aate hi raj game me lag gaya aur rashmi gate band karke andar jane lagi....

Main- are rashmi...tumhara sir dard kaisa hai ab...

Rashmi(muskura kar)- ji bahut accha...matlab dard nhi hai...sir accha hai...

Main- to fir baithiye na yaha...koi kaam na ho to...

Raj(mud kar)- aap nhi kheloge kya bhaita...

Main(rashmi ko dekhte huye)- beta tu khel...main bhi kheluga...bas thoda time lagega...

Rashmi(sharmate huye)- aap baitho main abhi aai...

Yaha rashmi andar aai aur waha mujhe ek call aa gaya....saamne wale ne mujhe kuch bataya to mujhe thoda gussa aaya...par maine thanda dimaag rakh kar kuch socha aur saamne wale ko samjha kar call cut di...

Khair rashmi bapis aai aur meri pasandida coffy le aai aur fir mere sath hi sofe par baith gai....

Raj game khel raha tha aur hum dono uske just piche baithe huye the...jaha mera game khelna suru hua...

Main- to...aaj to tum bahut hi....(ruk gaya )

Rashmi(aankhe nacha kar)- bahut hi kya...

Main- matlab bahut hi acchi lag rahi ho...

Rashmi- accha...sayad meri saree acchi lagi aapki(muskura di)

Main- yaar tum to usi par atak gai...bola na ki tum acchi lag rahi ho...

Rashmi- ohh....thanks....

Fir thodi der hum chup rah kar coffy pite rahe...

Main(coffy khatm kar ke)- to...kal ki malis kaisi lagi...

Rashmi(sharma kar)- malis hi lagi aur kya...

Main- hmm...accha hai...agar kabhi karwana ho to batana...main kar duga.....

Rashmi(asnkhe badi kar ke)- kya...

Main(muskura kar)- malis aur kya...

Rashmi- hmm...bataugi...

Main- abhi to koi dard nhi na...abhi hi kar du...

Rashmi- mujhe nhi karani abhi...koi dard nhi...

Main(rashmi se chipakkar)- accha ye to bata do ki wo milkcake kaha se magaya tha...

Rashmi(ghoor kar)- mujhe nhi pata...huh...

Main- are yaar...tum fir gussa ho gai...

Rashmi- main kyo gussa hougi...aur ye yaar-yaar kya hai..main koi yaar nhi aapki...

Main- to him to yaar hai na tumhare..

Rashmi(aankh dikha kar)- iska kya matlab...

Main(muskura kar)- are hum dost hai na...wahi to yaar hota hai....dost..yaar...frnd...sab ek hi hai...

Rashmi- janti hu...par hum dost kab ban gaye...

Main- kya...hum dost nhi hai...

Rashmi- nhi...

Main- to theek hai...chalo dost ban jate hai...(hath bada kar)- mujhse dosti karogi...

Rashmi(ghoor kar)- nhi...kabhi nhi...

Main- kyo bhala...main kya dosti ke laayak bhi nhi...

Rashmi- nhi...aap mere dost...jindgi me nhi ho sakte...

Raj(beech me)- mummy ban jao na bhaiya ki dost...

Rashmi(chilla kar)- tu game khel apna...(mujhe ghoor kar) inse dosti....kabhi nhi...ye dosti krne layak nhi hai....

Main(man me)- ye to yaar bilkul hi ulta daav pad gaya....sala beizzati si kar di ye to....

Par isse pahle ki main kuch bolta....rashmi ka phon bajne laga....jo ki andar pada hua tha...to rashmi uth kar chali gai aur call par lag gai....

Main(man me)- sala mera popat kar ke khud phon par chipak gai....ab main kyo baitha hu...aur insult karana hai kya...chal golu...

Aur main raj ko kaam hai bol kar gusse se waha se nikal gaya....par ghar par nhi....car nikaal kar seedha farmhouse nikal gaya....