Shikari doosro ki Biwiyo ka (Writer :- Shikari Golu)

[hirarandi]

Update - 19

Sanno ki jaanwaron ki tarah chudaai karne ke baad main so gaya.....

Main jab jaaga to andhera chha kuka tha....aur mera gussa bhi jaa chuka tha....

Jaagne ke baad mujhe ahsaas hua ki aaj maine kya-kya galti kar di....aur bhathroom me ja kar main yahi sab sochne laga...

Main(man me)- saala aaj ka din to sach me...huh...pahle ganesh ke ghar bol diya ki naked massage karna hai aur fir wo aourat...saali ne pata nhi kya-kya suna dala...wo bhi galti maan ne ke baad bhi...

Aur saari baaton kaa gussa nikala bhi to kis par...us bechari sanno par...jo mere maze ke liye dard ko haste huye sah jati hai...nhi...galat kiya hai to sorry bolna banta hai...kahi sanno dar kr bhaag gai to...nhi...wo aise nhi jaygi..aur fir...main use mana luga...are mana kya luga...abhi manata hu...

Main ready ho kar bathroom se nikla aur kapde pahanne hi wala tha ki sanno aa gai...

Uske hath me coffy ka cup tha aur chehre par pyaari si smile...use dekh kar lag hi nhi raha tha ki kuch der pahle hi iski jaanwaro ki tarah dardnaak chudaai hui hai...

Sanno(muskura kar)- are aap jaag gaye...ye lijiye coffy...

Main(cup lete huye)- sanno...tum...wo main...

Sanno(beech me)- saab....aapko hichakne ki jaroorat nhi...

Main- sanno wo aaj jo hua...sach me mujhe bura lag raha hai...

Sanno- saab...bura kis baat ka...kya aaj maine aapko maza nhi diya...koi kami rah gai kya...

Main- nhi sanno...kami tumhari nhi...par aaj maine jis tarah se tumhare sath...mujhe aisa nhi karna chahiye....

Sanno- nhi saab...aisa mat boliye...sanno aapki rakhel gai...aapka pura haq hai ki aap kabhi bhi kaise bhi sanno ki kutaai kar sakte hai...isme galat kya hai...

Main- fir bhi...aaj kuch jyada hi ho gaya...kisi aur ka gussa tum par nikal gaya..,

Sanno- yahi to rakhel ka pahla farz hai saab....apne malik ka pyaar aur gussa sab sahna chahiye...malik ko har haal me itni khushi de ki malik ka kharaab mood bhi fresh ho jasy...aur dekho...ab aapka mood kitna fresh hai...

Main(muskura kar)- tum baaten badi acchi karti ho...aur sach me tum pakki rakhel ho...waise dard kafi hua na...

Sanno- saab...aapki rakhel aapke liye har dard sah sakti hai...yakeen na ho to fir se aajma lo...sanno 24 ghante lagataar bina thake apne malik ko khush kar sakti hai...jaise bhi aap chahe...

Main(sanno ko gale laga kar)- wah meri randi...tu sach me kamaal hai..,are meri kismat acchi hai jo itni acchi rakhel mili mujhe...

Sanno- ye meri khusnasibi hai saab...

Main- sanno....jo kuch bhi hua so hua...par main kasam khata hu ki jiski wajah se tumhe ye dard sahna pada...use iski keemat chukani hi hogi...

Tabhi hume kisi ki aahat sunaai di to hum alag hute aur maine jaldi se short pahan liya...tab tak sanno ne gate par dekha to paya ki raj seediyan chad raha tha...

Sanno(mujhe dekh kar)- raj aaya hai saab...

Main- ohh...tum neeche jao...use aane do...

Fir raj room me aaya aur mujhe hello bol kar mere saamne ek tifin box kar diya...

Main- hi...par ye kya...ye tifin kyo laay ho...

Raj- ye aapke liye hai bhaiya....

Main- okk...but isme hai kya...aur kaha se laay ho ise...

Raj- isme hai milk cake....mummy ne bheja hai...

Main- sach me...hmm...waise ye milk cake koun laya...papa ya mummy..

Raj- koi nhi...

Main- to kaha se aaya...

Raj- are matlab...ye mummy ne banaya hai...apne hatho se...

Main- oh ye baat hai...chalo mummy ko thanks bolna...

Raj- bolna kya....aap khud bol dena....chalo mere ghar...

Main- abhi....

Raj- aur nhi to kya...waise bhi aaj aap khelne nhi aay,..main bulane aaya tha to aunty ne bola ki aap so rahe hai disturb na kare....

Main- haa...wo aaj kaam se gaya tha to thak gaya tha...

Raj- ab jaag gaye na...to chalo mere ghar...

Main- ok chalta hu...tum neeche wait karo main change karke aata hu...

Raj ke jane ke baad main man hi man khus hua ki chalo rashmi ko mera khyaal to hai...aur khushi is baat ki bhi thi ki accha hua raj mujhe jagane mere room me nhi aaya...nhi to mujhe nanga dekhta to kya izzat rah jati meri....

Fir main jaldi se ready hua aur raj ke sath uske ghar nikal gaya......

Thodi der baad hum dono raj ke ghar par the...raj to jate hi game khelne me busy ho gaya par meri aankge rashmi ko khol rahi thi...abhi tak andar hi thi wo...

Main- waise raj....mummy kaha hai tumhari...

Raj- abhi to yahi thi...andar hogi saayad...mummy...mummy...

Main- are aawaz kyo dene laga...busy hogi kaam me...tu game khel...

Rashmi(bahar aate huye)- kya hua....

Raj- kuch nhi...wo golu bhaiya puch rahe the aapko...

Main- are...main to bas puch raha tha ki aap ghar par ho ki kahi bahar...bas aur kya...

Rashmi(muskura kar)- main aapko yahi milugi...aur aapne fir se aap bolna suru kar diya...bhool gaye kya ki main aapse chhoti hu...huh...

Main(muskura kar)- are nhi....tum aisa sochna bhi mat ki main kuch bhool sakta hu....ok..

Rashmi fir muskura di aur use dekhte huye achanak meri najren us par atak si gai...

Rashmi aaj puri tarah saji hui thi...usne wahi saree pahni hui thi jo kal maine select ki thi...aur usi tarah taiyaar thi jaise kal...mujhe ghoorta dekh rashmi bhi samjh gai ki main kya dekh raha hu...aur wo khadi hui sharmane lagi...

Main- aaj to tum...

Rashmi(aankhe dikha kar)- kya...

Main uska isara samjh gaya...uska isara raj ki taraf tha...ki wo kuch aisa na sun le ki gadbad ho jaay...

Main- raj tum khelo...main tumhari mummy ke paas baithta hu....ok..

Raj(bina dekhe)- ji bhaiya...

Fir main uth kar rashmi ke paas pahucha...wo mujhe kareeb pa kar jyada hi sharma gai...hum dono raj se thoda door sofe par baith gaye...

Main- kamaal dikh rahi ho...

Rashmi(aankhe dikha kar)- kya matlab aapka...

Main- are aisa-waisa kuch nhi...ye saree tum par bahut jach rahi hai...

Rashmi- to ye saree pasand aai aapko...haa...

Main- are saree kaha...wo to...

Rashmi(beech me)- to kya...

Main- mtlab saree tabhi jachti hai na jab koi use pahanta hai...hai ki nhi..

Rashmi- hmm...matlab ye saree koi aur pahnegi tab bhi ye saree jachegi hi...hai na...

Main(thoda gusse se)- maine aisa nhi kaha...

Rashmi- to kya kaha aapne....

Main- wo main kah raha tha ki tum acchi lag rahi ho...

Rashmi- sahi hai na...ye saree abhi maine pahni to main acchi hu...koi aur pahnega to wo...matlab saree acchi lagi aapko...

Main- are mera matlab tha ki...

Tabhi gate par kisi ke aane ki aahat hui...to rashmi gate par pahuch gai...par lout ke nhi aai...wahi se raj ko kaha ki...

Rashmi- raj beta....main puja me ja rahi hu...thodi der baad aaugi...(mujhe dekh kar) kahi jana mat...main bas abhi aai...

Rashmi aisa bolkar muskura di aur uske sath main bhi....

Fir rashmi ke jate hi main bhi gate par pahuch kar dekhne laga ki rashmi kaha gai...to mujhe wo kuch aouton ke sath colony ke mandir ki taraf jate dikhi...

Main andar aane hi wala tha ki mujhe door se rashmi ka pati bike se aata hua dikha...

Main- yaar ye kaha se aa gaya...ab yaha rukna theek nhi...mujhe jana hi hoga...raj...mujhe kuch kaam aa gaya...main baad me aauga...

Raj- par bhaiya....

Main(jate huye)- jaroori kaam hai...

Raj-theek hai...

Main jaldi se apne ghar aa gaya...accha hua ki raj ke papa ne mujhe uske ghar se nikalte nhi dekha....par bura hua ki rashmi se baaten adhuri rah gai...

Agar aaj rashmi se baat puri hoti to saayad main uske aur kareeb ho jata...par accha hua ki wo chali gai...nhi to usko aisa saja hua kisi gair mard ke sath dekh kar uska pati kya sochta...aur rashmi ka kya haal hota....chalo jo bhi hota hai acche ke liye hota hai...

Par ek baat samjh nhi aai...ye sala itni jaldi kaise aa gaya ghar...maine simi ko bola tha ki ise late chhoda kare...abhi us randi ki khabar leta hu....fir maine apne room me aa kar simi ko call kiya...

( call par )
Simi- ha mere hujoor...is kaneez ko kaise yaad kiya...

Main- saali ye mugle-aajam ke dialog marna band kar...nhi to teri maar duga...

Simi- are boss...itna gussa...kis par...

Main- tujh par saali aur kis par...

Simi- par maine kya kiya...main to yaha kaam kar rahi thi...

Main- saali tu kaam hi to nhi karti...

Simi(serious ho kar)- kya hua boss...koun sa kaam nhi kiya maine....

Main- saali tujhse bola tha na ki rashmi ke pati ko der tak busy rakhna....bola tha na...

Simi- koun rashmi boss...

Main- abe mere saamne wali...jiska pati naya aaya hai company me...main saale ka naam bhool gaya...

Simi- are haa...yaad hai...aur use to raat tak hi chhoda jata hai...maine khud order bheja tha....

Main- order gaya teri gaand me...ja ke dekh wo kaha hai...

Simi- yahi hoga na...

Main- saali wo ghar aa gaya...

Simi- par kaise...aur aisa hua bhi hai to aap tention mat lo...main dekhti hu ki saala gaya kaise aur kisne jane diya use...

Main- ab isse kya hoga...aaj to aa gaya na...jo nhi aana chahiye tha,..

Simi- aaj aapka kaam adhura rah gaya kya...hehehe...

Main(joor se)- has mat randi...

Simi- soory boss...par batao to...kya aadhi chudai me aa dhamka tha...

Main- saali chup karti hai ki nhi...

Simi- ok sorry...aap tention mat lo...main kal dekhti hu use....aur jiski bhi galti hogi uski gaand maar lugi...

Main- tujhe jo karna hai kar...par aaj ke baad mera kaha pura nhi hua na...to soch le...aisi jagah fekuga tujhr jaha tere jishm ke har cheed me lagataar loude ghuse rahege...samjhi....

Aur maine gusse se phon cut kar diya...

Mera mood kharab ho chuka tha..isliye maine sanno ko kuch snacs aur whisky ki bottle lekar uper chhat par aane ka bol diya...aur main chhat par nikal gaya...

Sanno sab le aai aur mere kahne par bapis chali gai...ab main peg lagate huye chhat par ghoomne laga...

Aaj kafi dino baad mera mood puri bottle gatakne ka ho raha tha...maine tahalte huye 2 peg maar liye the...aur jab main teesra peg bana raha tha to mujhe ek aawaz aai...

""are sir...aap yaha par....what a surprize sir""


Jab maine us aawaz ki disha me dekha to saambe pankaj mishra ko paya....matlab mere baju wali reema ka pati..jo meri company ke account department me hai....

Main(anjaan bante huye)- koun...??

Pankaj(aage aate huye)- sir main hu pankaj...aapka employee...

Main- ohh...oh ha...asal me yaha adhera hai na...hello pankaj...

Pankaj- hello sir...par aap yaha kaise...

Main- main to...main yahi rahta hu...

Pankaj- kamaal ki baat hai sir...aap mere baju me hi rahte hai aur aaj tak mulaqat nhi hui....so sad...

Main- are asal me...main khud nhi chahta tha ki ye baat kisi ko pata chale...

Pankaj- kyo sir...

Main- batata hu..par abhi main wo...thoda drink....

Pankaj(beech me)- sir main bhi chhat par drink karne hi aaya tha...ye dekhiye(bottle dikha kar) aaiye na sir...aapki company mil jaay to bahut accha hoga...

Main- hmm...ok...to yahi aa jao...

Asal me dono chhat ke beech 1 choti patti hi thi...aaram se aa-ja sakte the,..

Pankaj- asal me meri wife snack le kar aane wali hai...to agar aap kahe to meri chhat par hi baithte hai...yaha table aur chair bhi hai...dekhiye...

Main- ohh...pura intzam kiya hai...to main apna saaman...

Pankaj(beech me)- are sir main leta hu,..aap chaliye main lata hu....

Main to jaldi se pankaj ki chat par pahuch kar chair par baith gaya...aur apna bacha hua peg gatakne laga...

Waha pankaj mera saaman lene gaya tha...jo chhat ke last me rakha tha...andhera kafi tha....isliye pankaj ko time lag raha tha...

Tabhi mujhe ek aahat sunaai di...par isse pahle ki main kuch bolta...ek aourat ki dheeme se aawaz sunaai di...

""aapne suru bhi kar diya...thoda bhi wait nhi hota na aapko....lijiye ye raha aapka snacs...enjoye kare...uuummmm...""

Aur us aourat ne table par snacs rakh kar mere gaalo par kiss kar di...main to hairaan tha...ki ye kya hua aur kaise hua ki tabhi wo boli...

""are ek plate to bhool hi gai...abhi lati hu...bas 2 minut..""

Aur itna bol kar wo jaldi se neeche chali gai...

Main(man me)- lagta hai andhere me galat gaal par pyaar kar gai...par ye thi koun..pankaj ki biwi hi hogi pakka...

Tabhi waha pankaj aa gaya...aur usne sab saaman table par jama kar hum dono ke peg banay...

Hum cheers jar ke peg pine hi wale the ki fir se wo aourat aa gai...jise dekhte hi pankaj bol pada...

Pankaj- are reema....aao jaldi aao...hum bas suru hi karne wale the...par ye kya...1 hi plate....

Itna sun kar hi reema ki gaand chock le gai...

Reema(man me)- kya pankaj ko pahle wali plate ka pata nhi ya fir....matlab maine pankaj samjh kar is aadmi ko...chhee...ye hai koun...(mujhe ghoorne lagi)

Pankaj- are haa...reema...ye humari company ke founder aur boss hai....aaditya ji...aur sir ye meri patni hai...reema..

Reema- namaste...

Main- namaste ji...

Pankaj- are reema tumhe pata hai.... Sir yahi hamare baju me rahte hai....but mujhe pata hi nhi tha...bas kuch der pahle hi pata chala...hahaha...

pankaj ke sath main bhi has diya...hasi to reema bhi par man se nhi....

Pankaj- reema tum 2 plates lane wali thi na...

Main- asal me...wo 1 plate pahle hi rakh gai...jab aap meri chhat par the...

Pankaj- ohh...

Reema(man me)- confirm hai...maine ise hi kiss de diya...agr mere pati ko pata chala to kya sochege...aur ye kya soch raha hoga mere baare me...oh god...kya ho gaya mujhse...

Main(reema ko dekh kar)- reema ji... hume to yaha time lag jayga...to aap paresan na ho...rest kijiyega...aur andhera bahut hai...thoda sambhal kar...

Reema- ji...ok main chalti hu...aap logo ko kuch chahiye to bataiyega....

Reema chali to gai...par uske dimaag me wahi kiss ghoom raha tha...pata nhi ye kiss kya gul khilayga.....??????