Shikari doosro ki Biwiyo ka (Writer :- Shikari Golu)

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Update - 11

Simi(mujhe dekhte hi)- ohh...mere malik...aaj ka din to...

Main(beech me)- ye tareef rahne de abhi...pahle kaam ki baat karte hai...

ye kahte huye main chair par baith gaya aur simi aa kar meri god me baith gai...,,

Simi- ji sir...aapke sare intzamat ho gaye...

Main- oh ho...par ye kis tarah ke intzamaat hai...

Simi- hmm...bataugi...par pahle...

Main(beech me)- simi...abhi mood mat bigaad...jaldi bol...

Simi- ok...to address aapne bataya tha...wo ek co-oprative society hai...aur jis building me aapka dil aa gaya hai...uska third floor ab aapke naam ho chuka hai...aur waha rahne ja raha hai ek computer expert...jo waha computer ki coaching dega...

Main- hmm...intresting...

Simi- hmm...waise waha poster lag chuka hai...admission bhi open ho gaye hai...but..but...but...but...

Main- but kya...

Simi- abhi tak wo admission nhi hua...jiske liye ye sari mehnat ki gai...

Main- hmm...ye baat hai...

Simi- yes...aur pata nhi ki wo coaching lene me intrested hai bhi ki nhi...

Main(muskura kar)- wo intrested ho ya na ho...use lession to main sikha kar hi rahuga....computer ka to pata nhi...par chudaai me to use pura trend karuga...waise ye start kab hoga...

Simi- 1 month hai abhi...

Main- hmm...aur meri pyaari student...kya naam hai uska...

Simi- aaysa khan...

Main- wow...maza aayga...aur uska kya...reema ka pati...

Simi- sareef banda hai....kafi strick bhi hai...par kaam to kamaal ka karta hai...naam hai pankaj mishra....

Main- hmm...janta hu ise...kaam me koi muqabala nhi iska...aur ye janta hai ki company meri hai...

Simi- yahi to....koi kamjori nhi dikhti iski...kaise hoga....???

Main- kamjori to nhi...ise todne ke liye koi kamjori create karni padegi...aur rashmi ka pati...uska kya...

Simi- naya aaya hai company me...kaam badiya karta hai...

Main- tab to ise jaldi hi pramotion dena hoga...

Simi- uh...kya chal raha hai mind me...

Main- kuch khass...khair...humare naye clients ka kya haal hai....

Simi(haste huye)- wo to chagul me fas chuke....call aaya tha unka...milna chahte hai...wo bhi farmhouse par...

Main(muskura kar)- bahut acche...unhe jaldi hi bulauga...par usse pahle main unke ghar ja kar unki family se miluga....

Simi- kisi ko nhi chhodoge kya....

Main(simi ke boobs dawa kar)- duniya me jo mile use daboch lo...chhod kar kisi ka fayda nhi...

Simi(mere muh ko apne seene par dawate huye)- to inhe bhi dabocho na...ye bhi fadfada rahe hai...

Main(boobs ko kis kar ke)- aazaad karo is jishm ko kapdo se....

Fir kya tha simi ne jaldi se cabin ko andar se lock kiya aur palak jhapakte hi nangi ho gai...fir suru hua chudaai ka garma-garam dour....jo khatm hua mere lund ras ka simi ke pet me ja kar...

Simi- aaj ka din to accha niklega....

Main- chal ab main chalta hu....tu company sambhal...main kuch aur sambhalta hu....

Humne kapde pahne aur main chupchaap company se nikalne laga...tabhi meri najar ek employee par padi...behad hi hot maal tha...

Main(man me)- company me kafi fuljhadiyan aa gai gai...sochna padega...hahaha.....

Fir dophar ko maine kuch khas nhi kiya...bas chajje par jakar baju wali ko dekhne ki kosis ki...par sayad din me to wo nikalti hi nhi...

Fir thoda rest kiya...aur jab aankh khuli to sanno ki aawaaz aai...jo mujhe jaga rahi thi....

Main(aankh khol kar)- uumm....kya hua yaar...

Sanno- saab....saam ho gai...aur koi aapse milne aaya gai...

Main- huh...koun aaya...???

Sanno- nhi pata...naam ganesh bata rahe hai....

Main- ok...tum use chai-coffy pilao...main fresh ho kar aata hu....

Sanno- okk...

Fir main ready ho kar hall me aaya to waha ek ladke ko paya.....

Ladka(khade ho kar)- namaste golu ji...main ganesh...yahi paas me rahta hu...

Main-namaste....baithiye na...

Ganesh- aise bina batay aaya isliye sorry...

Main- are sorry kaisa.....bas ye bataiye ki aap koun hai aur mere paas kaise aana hua....

Ganesh- asal me...mujhe jaankari mili ki aap meri hi company ke fitness trainer hai...

Main- oh...aap meri hi company se hai....i mean humari company ek hi hai...good...kahiye kya kar sakta hu aapke liye....

Ganesh- asal me...main yaha naya hu...ye meri pahli job hai....

Main- hmm....aap sidha point par aa sakte hai...

Ganesh- sorry...actually mujhe apne gharwalo ke liye ek fitness trainer chahiye tha...jo mere ghar aa kar...

Main(beech me)- ghar aa kar...ganesh ji...yaha kafi gym hai...aap waha try kar sakte hai...

Ganesh- ji sir...par gym kafi door hai...aur ye sahar naya hai humare liye....isliye main koi pahchan wale se...kyoki ghar ki ladies(chup ho gaya)

Main- hmm...main aapki problem samjh sakta hu...par main dopahar se shaam tak apna kaam dekhta hu...i mean mere assistence ko sab batane company jana padta hai na...

Ganesh- ji sir...janta hu...isliye agar aap subah me time nikaal le...aur haa...meri family ke sath waha kuch aur families bhi hai....agar paresani na ho to plz...

Main- yaar main kuch samjh nhi pa raha,...tum kahte ho ki tumhari families ke sath kuch aur families bhi hai...matlab...i mean aap sab ek sath training chahte hai...wo bhi ghar par...ye kaise ho sakta hai...

Ganesh- asal me sir wo sab ladies hai...bahar jana mumkin nhi hoga...

Main(man me)- ladies...matlab shikaar....

Ganesh- aap chup kyo ho gaye....

Main- haa...matlab main bol raha tha ki aapki baat sach hai...par training ke liye ek mahol chahiye...machines chahiye....aur...

Ganesh(beech me)- wo sab ho jayga sir...aap check karne ke baad hi haa kahna...

Main(muskura kar)- okk...but last qus...aapne mujhe hi kyo...i mean mujh par itna bharosha...

Ganesh- actually simi mem ne aapke liye bola...wo bhi to aapse hi training leti hai na...

Main- ohh..simi mem...tab to haa bolna hi padega...wo galat bol hi nhi sakti...

Ganesh- ok sir..aapka number dijiye....sab ready kar ke main call karuga...

Main- ok...likh lo....aur haa ek baat aur bataoge.....

Ganesh - ji kya...

Main- jaha tak main janta hu...humari company ke lagbhag saare log idi colony me rahte hai..,to fir aap ka ghar...

Ganesh(beech me)- oh....asal me naya hu na...to khali ghar mil nhi paya...aur dusri baat ye ki meri family kafi badi hai...aur humne pahle hi ghar banwa liya tha ....aur ab to waha gaon ke kuch padosi bhi aa kar bas gaye...to mera to wahi theek hai....

Main- ohk...good...milte hai fir...

Ganesh ke jate hi main jor se hasne laga...jise sun kar sanno kichen se hi bol padi.....

Sanno- kya hua saab...

Main- kuch nhi meri jaan...bas shikari ko shikaar karne ke liye ek jhund milne wala hai...shikaar hi shikaar...hahaha....