Shikari doosro ki Biwiyo ka (Writer :- Shikari Golu)

[hirarandi]

Update - 9

Ghar aane ke baad thoda rest kar hi raha tha ki raj fir se aa gaya....

Raj- hello bhaiya....

Main- are aao raj...kaise ho....

Raj- theek hu bhaiya....par aapse gussa hu...

Main- oh ho...mera frnd mujhse gussa hai...kyo bhai....

Raj- kyoki aapne promise pura nhi kiya....

Main- promis....koun sa promis bhai..,.

Raj- wahi ki aap main aur meri mummy frnd ban jayge....

Main(muskura kar)- oh ho....sach me...par maine promis toda nhi....bas us par abhi kaam chal raha hai.,.jaldi aisa hi hoga....

Raj(muh banake)- par kab hoga...mujhe aaj hi jaroorat hai....

Main- aaj...aaj aisa kya ho gaya...

Raj- mujhe film dekhni hai...aur mummy kahti hai ki papa nhi to nhi ja sakte....

Main- bas itni si baat...ek kaam karo...mere sath film dekhne chalo ...hmmm...

Raj(khush ho kar)- sach me bhaiya...

Main- yes....

Raj- ok...main mummy ko bol kar aata hu....

Main- are ruko to pahle....

Raj- kya hua...nhi jayge kya....

Main- jayge beta...pakka jayge...par tum agar chahte ho ki main tumhari mummy ka frnd banu to tumhe wo karna hoga jo main kahuga....

Raj(sir hila kar)- ok...kya karu...

Main- suno....

Aur maine raj ko acche se samjha kar use ghar bhej diya....aur raj ne ghar jate hi apni mummy se baat suru ki.....

Raj- mummy...mummy...ab hum movie dekhne ja sakte hai....

Rashmi- kya matlab...

Raj- matlab ye ki golu bhaiya mujhe movie dikhane le jane wale hai...

Rashmi(thoda gusse se)- kya...tumne unse kyo bola..haa...

Raj- kyo...isme galat kya hai....

Rashmi- arre....tum thoda wait nhi kar sakte the...papa le jayge na....

Raj(muh latka kar)- par unhe time kaha hai...wo to raat me aate hai...aur kabhi to mere sone ke baad...

Rashmi(raj ke pass aa kar)- are beta...papa ko kaam hota hai na....

Raj- isiliye to maine golu bhaiya se bola....papa ko kaam karne do...hum movie dekhge....

Rashmi- nhi beta...hum nhi ja sakte unke sath...

Raj- par kyo nhi....

Rashmi(man me)- ab tujhe kaise samjhau...main ek jawaan aadmi ke sath movie dekhne gai to log kya kagege...

Raj- bolo na mummy...hum golu bhaiya ke sath kyo nhi ja sakte...

Rashmi- nhi bola na....bas ab kuch mat bolna....

Raj(rota hua)- aap gandi ho...mujhe kahi ghumane nhi le jati...movie bhi jane nhi deti....main aapse baat nhi karuga....

Rashmi- are tu rota kyo hai....accha ek kaam kar...tu chala ja..ok...

Raj(khush ho kar)- sacchi na....

Rashmi- sacchi...

Raj- par waha mujhe need aai to....aap nhi chalogi to mujhe koun uthayga.....

Rashmi- tere golu bhaiya hai na...

Raj- hmm...par aap chalti to jyada maza aata na...

Rashmi- beta samjha kar...tere papa raat me aayge aur ghar me koi nahi hoga to...

Raj- to aap papa se puch lo na ki wo kab tak aayge...hum unke pahle hi aa jayge na...

Rashmi- are unke aane tak movie puri nhi hogi beta...

Raj- aap puch to lo na mummy...fir bhale hi mat jana...

Rashmi- tu bada ziddi ho gaya gai...ruk call karti hu....

Rashmi ne jab apne pati ko call kiya to pata chala ki wo raat ko 11 baje tak aayga...

Rashmi ye sunkar sochne lagi ki kya movie dekhne jana chahiye...kyoki movie ke baad 10 baje tak aaram se bapis aa sakte hai...par uske dil me ek sawaal tha....

Rashmi(call cut karke)- beta...hum movie dekhne to ja sakte hai...par...

Raj- par kya mummy...

Rashmi- umm...tu papa se ye bolna ki hum dono hi movie dekhne gaye the...nhi...tu movie ke baare me papa ko bolna hi mat...nhi to wo gussa karege ki unke bina hum movie kyo gaye....ok

Raj- ok mummy...

Rashmi- promis...

Raj- promis mummy...main golu bhaiya ko bata kar aata hu ki hum chalege....

Rashmi(man me)- raj to maan hi nhi raha...par golu ji ke sath main kaise...yaha sab dekh lege....hmm...unse bolti hu ki aage se humare sath chale...ye sahi rahega...

Rashmi sab soch kar mere ghar aai...jaha raj mujhe khuskhabri de hi raha tha...

Raj- mummy maan gai...hum movie dekhne jayge....

Rashmi(piche se)- ha baba jayge..,ab tum ghar jao aur homwork finish karo...fir chalege...

Raj- ok mummy...bye bhaiya...

Main- bye....aur rashmi ji...aap kaise...i mean koi kaam...??

Rashmi(sakuchate huye)- asal me...ye raj to maan hi nhi raha...aapko bhi paresaan kar diya...

Main- are isme paresani kaisi...aur bacche thoda hati hote hi hai...to unke man ka kar dena chahiye....waise aapko koi problem to nhi mere sath chalne se...

Rashmi(smile kar ke)- are nhi..,ulta mujhe to thanks kahna chahiye aapka...aapki wajah se hi raj khush hai abhi...

Main- are aap bhi na...isme thanks kaisa...,bas main free tha...aur mera funda hi hai ki khusiya bat te raho...

Rashmi(muskura kar)- accha funda hai...waise ek baat thi....

Main- ji boliye....

Rashmi- asal me...main agar ghar se aapke sath nikli to log...

Main(beech me)- samjh gaya...aap logo ka main aage road par wait karuga...

Rashmi- oh...aapne to problem solve kar di....

Main- are isme kya...main aapki har problem solve kar duga....

Rashmi(aankhe badi kar ke)- kya...??

Main- matlab aap bina kisi problem ke movie ka maza le sakegi...

Rashmi- ohh...waise hum 10 baje tak aa jayge na...kyoki 11 baje mere pati aane wale hai aur ghar lock rahega to....

Main- aap befikar rahiye ....hum aapke pati ke aane se pahle ghar par honge....ok...

Rashmi- ok....chalo ready ho kar aage milte hai....

Main- hmm...waise bhi aapko ready hone me kafi time lagega...hahaha....

Rashmi(muskura kar)- ab ye to humara haq hai golu ji...intzaar to karna hi padega....

Main(muskura kar)- ji bilkul....main intzaar karuga....

Thodi der baad main apni car me road ke kinare rashmi ka wait karne laga....mere intzaar ki ghadiya jaldi hi khatm hui aur rashmi apne bete ke sath aa gai....

Raj(piche sheet par baithte huye)- aap aage baith jao mummy...yaha mera frnd aane wala hai...

Rashmi- koun sa frnd....??

Raj- are wo pinku...wo bhi aa raha hai sath me...

Rashmi- par uski mummy ne akele bhej diya use...???

Raj- are uske papa-mummy bahar jane wale hai...wo to maine bola ki golu bhaiya sath hai to use bhej diya....

Rashmi(sakpaka kar)- tune kya bola unhe....koun-koun ja raha hai...

Raj- yahi ki golu bhaiya sath me hai....

Rashmi- par wo mujhe dekhega to ghar par nhi bolega kya....ye kya kiya tune...

Main- rashmi ji...aap tention mat lo...use kuch pata nhi chalega....

Rashmi- golu ji aisa kaise hoga...wo janta hai mujhe....

Main- bharosha rakhiye....aapke baare me kuch bhi bhanak nhi lagegi....aur aapko jo dar hai...wo kisi haal me sach nhi hoga....

Rashmi(tention se)- par kaise....

Main- aap bas aage baith jaite....main car ki light dim rakhuga...usme kisi ko pata nhi chalega ki koun baitha hai...aur hall me jate waqt aap baad me aana...akeli....aisa hi aate waqt karna...fir car me aise hi..bas sab theek hoga...

Rashmi- aap sambhal loge na....

Main- hmm...aapko sambhalne ki zimmedari meri....aaiye baith jaiye....

Rashmi(baithte huye)- ye raj bhi na....

Main- raj...ab dhyaan se suno...apne frnd ko batana mat ki age tumhari mummy hai....

Raj- ok...

Main- waise wo hai kaha...

Raj- uski noukrani aati hi hogi use le kar...wo aa rahi hai dekho....

Rashmi- golu ji....ab sab aapke hath me hai....

Main- aap tention na le...main janta hu ki ye aapki izzat ka sawaal hai...dont worry...aapki izzat mere hatho me surakshit rahegi....

Rashmi(chounk kar)- kya...

Main- matlab aap dariye mat...main sambhal luga....

Fir raj ke frnd ko sath le kar hum movie dekhne ke liye nikal pade...rasta kareeb 40 minute ka tha...aur uper se meri slow driving...ab to rasta kuch lamba hi hone wala tha...

Pinku- raj...ye aunty koun hai aage...

Raj- ye..ye golu bhaiya ke sath hai....

Pinku- ohh...bhaiya ki girl frnd hai...

Rashmi(sakpaka kar)- nhi....battameez....

Pinku- kya bola aapne....

Main- are kuch nhi...ye meri frnd hai...ok...

Rashmi(dheere se)- ye aaj ke bacche bhi na...girlfrnd ka matlab bhi samjhte hai kya...

Main- are aap kyo gussa ho rahi hai...bacche hai...chhodo na...

Rashmi- hmm..bas koi gadbad na ho....

Main- dont worry...main hu na...relax....

Fir car aage chalti ja rahi thi aur raj-pinku ki gapsab ho rahi thi...par rashmi chup thi....ab maine use chup rahne ke liye thode sath liya tha...kuch to karna hi hoga....

Maine gair change karte huye apne hatho ko thoda free kiya...kabhi uske pair me hath touch hota to kabhi meri kohni uski kamar ke uper....halaki aisa hote hi main sorry bol deta....par rashmi chup hi thi....

Achanak maine hath uski jaagh par rakha to wo sakpaka gai....

Rashmi- golu...

Main- daro mat...main sirf bol raha tha ki relax rahiye...sorry ha....

Rashmi- oookk...nd sorry wo main golu bol gai...

Main- are usme kya...aap mujhe golu hi kaha kijiye....aap badi bhi hai...

Rashmi- main koi badi nhi...aapse choti hi hu...

Main(haste huye)- ok...to main aapko rashmi boluga...

Rashmi(smile kar ke)-aapki jaisi marji...par main choti hu...

Main- ok...hahaha....

Pata nhi ladkiyon ko chota kahna kitna accha lagta gai....khair mera kaam to aasaan ho raha tha...ab rashmi ji nhi...rashmi hi kahuga...

Thodi der baad hum cinema hall pahuche....rashmi humare piche aai...akele...par waha ek problem thi....hume 2 sheets alag mili aur baki 2 alag....

Rashmi chahti thi ki wo raj ke sath rahe par raj to apne frnd ke sath baithna chahta tha....majboori me hi sahi...rashmi ko mere sath hi baithna pada...

Rashmi- waha raj akela hai...wo theek hoga na....

Main- dont worry...main us par nazar rakh raha hu...aap movie enjoye kare....tention main dekh luga...

Rashmi- thanks...

Main- waise rashmi....

Rashmi- kya bola....

Main- are tum mujhse choti ho na...to rashmi hi boluga na....

Rashmi(haste huye)- bade fast ho...aap se seedha tum aur rashmi ji se rashmi ....wah...

Main- are meri speed kamaal ki hai...tum bas dekhti jao...

Rashmi- are...aap to jyada hi fast ho rahe hai...sambhal kar...thokar na lag jaaye....

Main- thokar lage na...to tum sambhal lena....hahaha....

Rashmi- very funny...film dekhiye ab..,

main(man me)- ise meri kisi baat ka bura nhi laga...na hi gussa aaya...matlab kuch to chance hai....bas isi chance par dance karuga...bas thoda aaram se chalna hoga....

Ab dekhte hai ki movie dekhte huye meri aur rashmi ki film kaise banti hai.....??????