Shikari doosro ki Biwiyo ka (Writer :- Shikari Golu)

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Update 3

Jab main naha kar apne room me aaya to mujhe bedroom ki khidki ka kaanch tootne ki joordaar aawaz aai...

Main gusse se room se nikal kar chajje par aaya aur chillane hi wala tha ki achanak mere saamne kuch aisa aa gaya...jise dekh kar mere sabd gale me hi atak gaye....

Aisa kya dikh gaya.....????

Ab Aage.......

Asal me mere saamne is waqt ek mast aourat khadi thi....jo apne bete ko daant rahi thi...

Main(man me)- kya kamaal item hai yaar....accha hua jo main chillaya nhi....

Aourat(bete se)- kitni baar kaha ki dekh kar khela karo...toot gaya na kaanch...ab mere sath chal aur unse maafi maag.....

Main(man me)- ye to mere paas aane wali hai....par yaha dekh liya to yahi sorry bol degi....nhi...ise to ghar bulana hoga....bhaag golu...

Aur isse pahle ki uski najar mujh par pade...main room ke andar aa gaya....

Main(man me)- ab aane do...kam se kam jee bhar kar deedaar to kar hi luga....

Fir main bhaag kar sanno ke pass gaya aur use kuch samjha kar bapis room me aa gaya....

Main us aourat ka wait kar raha tha...par use aane me kafi time lag raha tha....

Main- saali ne aana cancal kar diya kya...chalo khana hi khata hu...kisi aur din deedaar karuga....

Par isse pahle ki main kuch karta..gate par knock hui....

Aourat- hello...hello mr.golu...

Main(man me)- aa gai..yes...ab khel suru...

Aourat- hello...aap sun rahe hai na....

Main(gate kholte huye)- koun haiiiii....aap...koun...yaha...sorry...

Aourat(najre jhuka kar)- mera naam rasmi hai...main waha saamne....

Main(beech me)- ohh...sorry...1 minute....

Asal me...main sirf towel me tha...isiliye rasmi najre jhuka rahi thi...

Main(change kar ke)- sorry...wo mujhe pata nhi...tha...well...aaiye plz...

Rasmi- nhi...main bas sorry bolne aai thi...

Main- sorry...but kyo..

Rasmi- asal me mere bete ne shot mara to aapki khidki toot gai...

Main(natak)- kya...khidki...1min..(khidki dekh kar)- are ye kab ho gaya...

Rasmi(sakuchate huye)- sorry...sayad aap busy honge...wo thodi der pahle hi hua...aur maine use bola ki sorry bolne sath chale...par wo bahut dar gaya hai...

Main- ohh..baccha hai na...

Rasmi- isliye main...paise de dugi...sorry...

Main- are aap kyo sorry bol rahi...bachpan me humne bhi kai khidki todi hai...aap sorry na bole...

Rasmi- par aapko paise to lene padege...nuksan to hua hi hai na...

Main- are nuksan bhool jaiye aap...aur aap dil me koi glani mat rakhna...

Rasmi- par nuksan to hua hai na,...kuch to lena hi hoga aapko...

Main(man me)-ab teri hi luga...

Rasmi- plz..mana mat kijiye...

Main- rasmi ji...agar aap kuch dena hi chahti hai to aap apne 15 minute de dijiye....

Rasmi(chounk kar)- kya...

Main- are dariye mat...15 minute coffy ke liye...aap pahli baar ghar aai hai...to coffy to banti hi hai...aur mana mat kijiye plz..nhi to aapki sorry accept nhi hogi( muskura diya)

Rasmi(haste huye)- aap bhi na...chaliye theek hai...

Main- to aaiye...

Fir maine sanno ko bol kar coffy banwai aur coffy pite huye rasmi ke bare me janne laga...jisse mujhe pata chala ki rasmi ka pati meri hi company me join hua....kal hi uski joining hai...matlab usne mujhe dekha nhi tha....

Rasmi- waise aap kya karte hai...

Main- main...actually main ek physical trainner hu...yoga,gym,dancing,sport...ye sab sikhana aur karwana mera kaam gai...aur main usi company ke liye kaam karta hu jaha aapke pati kaam karte hai....

Rasmi(muskura kar)- tabhi...aap ekdam fit hai...

Main(muskura kar)- are aap bhi...waise aapke pati ka naam kya hai..

Rasmi- rajkumar...

Main- hmm...kabhi unse mulaqat ho hi jaygi...

Rasmi- are ho kya jaygi....aapko humare ghar aana padega....ok...

Main- kyo nhi...aana hi hoga...

Rasmi(muskura kar)- chaliye ab ijajat dijiye...mera beta dara hua hoga...

Main- are ha...aapke sath waqt ka dhyaan hi nhi raha...well...aapko rokuga nhi...par fir jaroor aaiye...aur bete ko bol dena ki darne ki koi baat nhi...

Rasmi(khade ho kar)- ok...baad me milte hai..bbye....

Main- bye...fir aaiye...

Rasmi to nikal gai par uska haseen chehra dil me utar gaya...aur uski katilana body bhi...kya lag rahi thi saali...man kar raha rha ki abhi nanga kar du...koi nhi...ise to chod kar hi rahuga....

Tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya aur maine simi ko call kar ke kuch samjha diya...

Main- ab office simi dekh legi...aur main is rasmi ko dekhta hu....

Tabhi sanno ne mujhe toka...

Sanno- saab...lagta hai ye bhaa gai aapko...

Main- ha meri jaan...aur ise apne neeche lane me mujhe teri help chahiye...

Sanno- hukum karo saab...sanno hazir hai...

Main- ye hui na baat...dil jeet liya tune...isi baat par khane ke baad teri damdaar chudaai hogi....

Sanno(sharma kar)- jaisa aap kahe...sanno chudne ko taiyaar hai....