Pintu ka raaj on choots and gaands

[PintuYadavv]

An appreciation of beauty fantasy series featuring Katrina my wife...

Myself Rahul aur meri biwi Katrina...

main pehele toh accha kar raha tha career mein aur motivated tha aur growth bhi ho raha tha...

aur hum khush the aur mere dost Pintu Yadav aur uska family bhi humare bohot close hai... 

Har weekends pe either bahar yah ghar pe get together types hoti thi, unke bacche the, Katrina abhi tak pet se nahin hui thi, infact main kar nahin paya tha usse pet se...

Katrina ki khubsurti chupaye nahin chupti thi... 
uski ghane lehrati baal uski gori badan, uski kamar, uski pet, uski naabhi, uski peeth uski har ek inch ke woh mehak thi... she is the perfect woman... 

uski mahek se mohalle ka saare mard ghayal ho jaate the bas Katrina khadi hoke puch le kisi se ke kaise ho aap toh woh aadmi usse hi dekhta reh jaata tha aur uski mehak se madhosh ho jaata tha...

meri biwi ki saath mere dost Pintu ki biwi bhi kaafi close hai aur ekdum sahleiya jaisi as har hafte ekbar milna hota hai...

aur waise hi chalta raha aur mera Career ek din pause hogaya aur main ghar pe frustrated hoke baithne laga, aur bar yah theko pe jaake daru peeta tha...

aaj Pintu ke saath tha aur woh hi peela raha tha, Pintu mera dost tha kaafi time se aur kaafi aana jaana hai hum dono ke, ek dusre ke gharon pe...



aaj mujhe Pintu ghar leke aya, main bohot pee chuka tha, aur bahar barish ho raha tha toh aur chadh gaya tha mujhe toh mujhe ghar chodhne aya Pintu...

door bell bajate kuch derr mein, Katrina aake darwaza kholi aur mera haalat dekhke puchi, huh!! bhaisaab kya hua inko? aapke dost theek toh hai na ? andar aaiye aaiye 

( myself pintu yadav 40 year old 6 feet 3 inch tall coal black skinned  rock hard desi body wala mard tha )

( rahul mera kafi acha dost tha lekin pahle se hi uskke andar depression aur loser type quality tha hamesha udaas type attitude tha uska )

( rahul aur uski biwi aur mai aur meri biwi hum log hamesha ek dusre ke ghar pe aate jate rehte the we were good family freinds )

( but the thing is ki mera nazar tha rahul ki biwi katrina pe kafi time se as ek number ki kadak maal thi uski biwi aur ekdum mehak se pagal krne wali natural si mehak thi uski mai hamesha kind of try to get close to ur wife jab bhi group photo wagera ho )

( mai bahar se ekdum gentleman type ka tha lekin teri biwi ka photo facebook me dekhke bhot hilata tha )

( tujhe peene ki aadat thi and mai socha yahi teri bad habit se mera kuch fayda ho sakta hai )

( i used to make rahul drink mere paise se pilata tha aur bewakoofo ki tarah rahul peeta tha aur ghar pe bewde ki tarah pohochta tha aur ghar pe jhagda hota tha things always escalates and fir jab peene bithata tha tab mujhse apni biwi ke bare me batata tha ki kaise ab  tak pet se nhi kr paya to ghar pe sab sunate hai and all ...rahul apni private life pati patni wali secretes mere aage bata deta tha daru peeke jisse mujhe hints milta tha ki inka rishta kaisa hai and all )

( mere jaise dost se to dushman hi behtar hai kyu ki mai mauka talash rha tha )

( and aise hi ek shaam mai rahul ko bar me 7-8 bottle pila diya and wo mujhe "tu mera sacha dost hai " sab bolke emotional ho rha tha and chal nhi paa rha tha jiska bahana leke mai use leke gaya uske ghar )

ding dongg

( bell bajte hi teri biwi ayi darwaje pe jise maine ek baar tada)

( mai halka bheega hua tha as barish tha )

( as ur wife asked ki kya hua ) are bhabi pahle andar aane do fir baat krte hai ( andar aane ke liye pati ko use kr rha tha as pass lol )

( mai andar le aaya )

darwaja band kriye koi dekhega rahul ko is haal me kya sochenge ( as if i am concerned for his status )

( i placed rahul on a sofa ludak ke gir gaya sofe me )

batane ki zarurat hai kuch ?

nasha krna galat hai bhabiji aap samjahyenge nhi ise ? ( i was scanning ur sleveless arms ur lips ur hip side ur dhaka hua cleavage and all )

( hamesha ghar pe aate jate rheta tha to doubt nhi hota lol as i was trustworthy by u )

mai poora bheeg gaya dekho ( as if katrina should appreciate my effort to bring her  hubby home nhi to kisi gatar nale me pada hota )