Pintu ka raaj on choots and gaands

[DalitRamuu]

Buddha jab bol raha tha madam Kareena ko dekhne ke liye dekhta hu unke movies aur pure makkhan pasand hai... 

Kareena samajh rahi thi aur hass rahi thi, proud bhi feel kar rahi thi ke abhi bhi uski liye aise pagal hai log... ek 74 saal ka buddha aur ek 6 saal ka baccha bhi...

Kareena ab samajh rahi thi yeh aadmi tharakta hai uss par iss liye aise baatein kar raha hai ke movies bhi aur podcasts bhi dekhta hai Kareena ko dekhne ke liye...

Kareena: OK samajh rahi hu... ( as thodi sharam toh aa rahi thi yeh live show thi telecasting on prime time )



Kareena: toh Deepika Kriti Alia, sunn lo main abhi bhi sab ki chahti hoon... 

Kareena anchor se puchi woh abhi stage pe aaye for awarding Ramu... 

Anchor ne phir se sawal pucha Ramu se, ke Kareena masan mein kya pasand hai woh toh bataye nahi aapne... aur 30 din unki saath ek 7 star resort mein kya karoge aap...

Kareena: ohho yeh sawal abhi puchna zaruri hai kya 

as Kareena remembered ghar pe beta bhi yeh time pe TV dekhta hai aur prime time popular channel hai...

( the craze was kareena was unparalleled i was a 74 year old buddha from  some remote backward village of bihar and just imagine a dalit buddha like me fapping to kareena looking at some small screen )

( as kareena said ok samajh rhi hu ) madamji aapke karan mai mobile chalane seekha pahle mujhe samajh hi nhi aata tha ( pahle nokia ka dabba mobile use krta tha kareena ko dekhne paisa kharcha krke dihadi ka paisa ikhata krke mobile kharida )

( as u said deepika alia kriti sab sun lo mai ab bhi sab ki chaheti hu my data usage was displayed on screen in background jisme hindi me sab voice me search kiya hua tha " Kareena kapoor madhak maal " " kareena ki khoobsurat gaaand " " kareena ka mehak wali baghal " ( audience laughing lol ) "kareena fevicol ekdum slow edit 8k " "kareena ae mera dil slow motion " "kareena makhani peeth " " kareena podcast bina asteen wala bloujje " " kareena ka galli " " kareena chocobar khati hui " yahi poora internet history dikhaya ja rha tha bakcgorund me ek bhi dusri actress ki nhi aur fir  " Begum Bebo ke sang milan " jisse ye show ka link wagera mila and i won the show now )

( as anchor asked kareena madam me kya pasand hai ) bahut tauchhh madhak maal hai madamji bhot gori makhani maans wali meri pasand aisi hi hai aur adaye jo deti hai ....( looked at audience ) hamare zamane me zeenat aman ji ke liye bahut pagal raha ab sabko bhul chuka hu bas kareena chaiye mujhee 

( aur 30 din kya kroge puchne pe ) meri biwi to nhi rhi lekin badi kali thi kareena madam ki gori maans dekhke bahut data udaya hai ( data udana means data ke sath muth udana bhi hai ) lekin samne se pahli baar dekha hu samajh nhi aa rha ( mu me pani aa rha tha )

lekin hamara santaan us gori kokh me bada hoga ( as if thats such a big step up for a common desi villager )

bhot lipatna chipatna hai ( audience lol lol laughinging ) mehak lena hai madaji ke gori badan ka ( bhot logonko shy feel ho rha tha as ganwaar desi buddha bina soche samjhe baat kr rha tha live TV pe )