Pintu ka raaj on choots and gaands

[DalitRamuu]

A hard-core rough fuck teasing seductive passionate fucking fantasy series...

ek special contest hota hai har saal for commoners and fans of big actresses, jiss mein big boss jaisa 4 hafto ka ek contest ke baad winner ko prize milta hai, uss season ki guest actresses ki saath ek mahine ki honeymoon pe jaane ke liye at a secluded resort... 

iss baar ki special actress guest thi Kareena Kapoor Khan... The pataudi begum aur reigning actress...

Kareena ki liye 2 crore se zyada applications aaye of her fans jo uski saath sona chahta hai honeymoon mañana chahta hai...

koi age limit nahin tha toh 9 saal ke umar se leke 90 saal ke buddhe bhi apply kiye Kareena ki saath sone ke liye...

aur contest chalta raha 4 hafto mein log eliminate hote rahe aur last mein 3 bache...

ek shadishuda mard 3 baccho ke baad mulla Naseer Aslam...

ek desi dalit aadmi 74 saal ka buddha jo kaafi saal se Kareena pe hilata aya hai, even when Kareena uski beti ki umar ki hai...

aur ek 6 saal ka baccha tha jo bhi select hua tha for final round... 

aur phir ek tough final round hone ke baad woh baccha pehele hi eliminate hogaya aur woh shadishuda middle aged aadmi bhi bata nahin paya Kareena ki 20 movies ki naam...

aur woh buddha jeet gaya... Kareena guest seat se aise muskurake dekhi, as ab iss buddhe ke saath hi honeymoon mein jaani thi...

anchor aake congratulate kiya uss buddhe ko jiska naam tha Ramu... aur pucha ke aap toh gaaon side se aaye ho waha bhi Kareena madam ki itni saare movies aap itne detail mein dekhe ho... badiya hai... kya acchi lagti hai Kareena madam mein aapko...

( myself ramu a 74 year old black coal skinned desi dalit buddha from very backward village of bihar , i was 6 feet 5 inch tall gaanv ka asli desi admi tha mai )

(Show me hamare jaise commoners ke aane se vierwership bhot badh chuka tha as log scripted shows se bhot oob chuke the )

( show kafi tough tha kafi daring tha daring stunts wagera sab maine jeet liya aur bhot eagerness ke sath daring stunts kiye sare contestants ne as winning prize was "Honeymoon with Kareena" and viewers ka kafi complaint bhi aata tha ki " aise buddhe aur bache ko kisi naamcheen actress ke liye bhidte hue dekhna samajh ke liye acha nhi hoga and all " but viewrship was off the roofs )

( finally general knowledge ke sawaal pe jisme kareena ke 20 fav movies jo baki log nhi bol paye maine 32 likh diya and just because bell baja jis karan mai aur likh nhi paya as i wanted to impress kareena )

( i was declared the winner dhoti kurta pehna hua stage pe )

( stage pe anchor aake pucha ki kareena me kya acha lagta hai maine ye kaha looking at anchor)

dekho beta mai to hu gaanv ka desi admi hame pasand hai pure makhan ( and looked at kareena jo honeymoon ticket in a 7 star hotel leke baithi hai )

madamji ke movie madamji ko dekhne ke liye dekhta hu waise internetwa aane ke baad unka podcast bhi yutoob me dekhta hu mai ( accent tha gaanv ka lekin i was able to explain myself )

hame angrezi samajh nhi aata bas aapko dekhne ke liye dekhta hu poora data khatam kr deta hu madamji aapke liye ( audience started to sniggle controlling laughter ki sala 74 saal ka buddha aisi baate kr rha hai apne se aadhe age ki 38 saal ki aurat ke upar )