kaliya-K K in Village.

[Kaliya]

Uske baad bhima aur kareena so Gye phir agli subh kareena ki aankh khuli toh use kamre me ek bhot hi gandi si smell aaye jo bhima ke sharir ne se aa rhi thi bhima ab bhi soya hua tha bhima Ka kala saap ek dam se ek black cobra Ki tarah lg rha hu aur uski jhante me se toh itni baass aa rhi thi kya kaHu phir bhi kareena ko wo smell bhot acchi lg rhi h kareena jo aaj tk mehge imported perfume ki khusboo me rehne wali ko ek bihari ke jism ki badboo acchi lg rhi h kareena phir uthkr room se bahar jane chali lekin use apni yogi me ek alag sa dard hua jb kareena jaise rajkumari kisi bihari ka kala saap apni phool jaise chut me legi toh ye to hona hi tha phir kareena bahar chali gyi

Kuch der me bhima ki bhi aankho khuli bhima leta leta ab aage ke baare me soch rha tha ki tabhi ek mobile bajne ki aawaz aae wo mobile kareena ka tha bhimA jaise bihari jo sirf chota mobile chalata tha 300ya 400 rs tk ka use kareena  ka smartphone ke baare me kya pta uski kimat 97000 hazar thi bhima ne wo mobile uthaya usme ek gori sheri mem ki photo thi bhima ko phone uthana ni aaya lekin use dekh bhima ka kala land me khoon dhhodne lga wo call kareena ki nanad  soha ali khan thi jo saif ali khan ki behan h nawab pathaodi khandan ki rajjumari    
Bhima me soch liya ki iss sheri mem ki gaand maruga ek din jarur
Lekin ab bhima me apne shetani dimag ka istemal kiya wo sochne lga pehle kareena ko iss land ki aise aadat daalni hogi ki wo khud aapne khandan ki aurto ko iss bihari ke land ki sher krwaye
Kareena bahar fresh hokr shooting pr jaa chuki thi
Phir bhima bhi mouka dekhkr waha se apne jhopde ki aur jane lga ki use yakin tha kareena use jarur call kregi kyuki kareena ki bhima ke bihari land ki  boo ki adat si ho gyi thi
Phie sham ki kareena apne bungalow pahuchi phir use ek aajib si beichani hone gyi jaise use koi charas chahiye lekin wo ek popular star thi wo bhima ke saamne phir se  kaise jaye ye samjh pa rhi thi
Ki  bedroom me gyi wo use toilet me se ek ajib si baas aa rhi thi use apne stafff pr gussa aa rha tha ki uske toilet ko ko saaf ni Kiya gya wo  apne managar ko call Lgane hi wali thi ki use wo badboo kisi aadmi ke urine ki lgi usne call ni lgaya wo naak ko dono haatho se sikhaodte hue andar gyi to wo bhima ne pishab kiya usme comot ko flush ni kiya tha uska pishab pila pila comot me ab bhi thi aur kuch pishab comot ke seat ke uper tha use bhima pr bhot gussa aaya
Kareena- ye bhima ji kitne gande kaise kon toilet tha  
Kareena ne aaj tk apne kisi naukar ko kabhi ji kehke ni bulaya pr wo bhima ko itni respect kyu de rhi thi ki jaise wo saif ali khan se bhi zyada important bhima ho uske liye
Kareena  ko jo abhi hai hein ho rhi thi use bHima ke pishab ki smell se shanti mili   uske baad kareena toilet ke bahar chaLi gyi ki use apne bed ke ek kinare ke nicche ek ganda sa kapda dikha use lga  ye  kapda sayad koi cleaner bhul gya usne uss kapde ko haath se uthaya ki use yakkkkkkkjjjjj
Ye ganda kapda aur kuch ni bhima ka 30 rs wala kaccha tha wo bhot ganda sa  kareena me apni naak shikod li ki uske anadar se ek awaz aae
Kareena-_ ye kaccha toh tere liye amrit ke cover ke saman h isliye tere bhima ji ka  kala saap Sota h iska use aashirwad lena chahiye ki ye kaccha tere haatho me h uss kacche ke anadar bhima ka pishab plus mani aur bhima ki pichwade ki gangidi thi kareena ne socha yaha toh mai akeli mujhe koi ni Dekh sakta ki mai kya ke rhi hu

Lekin use toilet ke anadar wo boo baar baar pareshan kr rhi usne socha ki wo jake use flush kr de lekin uske anadar ki awaz ne kaha ki wo koi mamooli pishab ni tere bhima ji ka h samjhi pgl

Lekin tabhi kitchen ki aur bhagi aur aur ek medium size ka jaach wala jug le aae wo toilet Je gyi aur us pishab ko wo bhima ne subh kiya tha isme use itni zyada bass thi kya btau
Lekin kareena kapoor ko ye smell ni Koi mehga perfume ki smell lg rhu thi kareena ne comot ke anadar jug daal ke bhima ke pishab ko usme bhar liya kareena  ko pta jaise uSka aaj raat ka jugad ho gya  lekin comot me ab Bhi thoda sa pishabpishab kareena ne uss pishab ko thoda niche jhuk sugha use toh pta ni kya hua ki usne apni jeebh nikal apne anadar lene bhi jaise koi cold drink ko straw ke anadar se Leta h  jaise hi bhima ke pishab ki ek boond kareena ke halak pr se uske pet me gyi use aisa lga ki duniya ki sabse mengi wine wo pi rhi ho wo us pishab wale jug ke saath bahar aa gyi aur usne ek mehge Se glass me thoda sa bhima ka badboodar pishab daala aur ki turant uska mobile baja. Wo call saif ka tha
Saif - hello bebo 
Kareena -  hlo  saif

( Yaha dyan dene ki baaat ye h jo kareena kapoor apne pati ko naam se bulati h lekin bhima ki bhima ji )
Saif -. Bebo kya kr rhi ho
Kareena-,  man me sochti h kya bolu ki wo ek bihari ka pishab pine wali  wo bolti h ki juice pine wali h 
Saif -. But bebo aap toh bhot health concuis ho waha kaha tunhara flavor milta hoga
Ab saif ko kon btaye ki uski bebo ko apni fitness ki koi chinta  apne bhima ji ke poshan ki pyas h 
Kareena- kehti h saif  yaha hu toh thoda adjust to krna padega na 
 Ki tabhi kareena ek sip leti h  usko wo badboodAr pishab juice se bhi 10 guna zyada tasty lgta h    
Saif - bebo  thoda juice apni nanad ke liye bhi parcel kr do *(haste hue kaha)*
Kareena man  me hasne lgi ki soha jaise rajkumari ko bhima ji pishab pilana hoga saali bhot attitude dikhati h mujhe ki kHud ko aaj bhi rajkumari samjhti h apne bhima ji se iska ghamand utharwaogi kyuki soha ali khan ko apne rutbe aur paise pr ghamand pr karan ho kareena ke bHot ldti thi
Saif bolta h   bebo kya hua bolo
Kareena - wo  kuch ni jb juice*(pishab) ka anand le rhi thi aur saif tumara australia ka project ka ho gya pura
Saif -. Are ni yr agle hafte h jana h km se km waha 6--8 mahine lagege  project pura hone me 
Kareena- What saif......
Saif - bebo mai rakhta hu ph mujhe ek meeting me jana h   
Kareena - ok
Saif - love u my lovely wife
Kareena - love u   pishab ki aakri sip lete hue  
Call cut jata h