30-12-2018, 01:39 PM
RAMDAS COLLEGE
"Acha hua ladke ne solid punch Mara ,dekh na Myra"ek ladki ne doosri ladki se kaha
"Chod na anwesha.hume kya"doosri ladki ne kaha
"Kya yaar myra.jimmy rastogi ne tere saath kya nahi kiya.fir bhi tu uske baare me bura nahi sochti??"anwesha boli
"Isse kya hoga anwesha kya jimmy wapas meri life me ayega??"fiki muskurahat ke saath boli Myra
"Dekh Myra fir se shuru mat ho ja.mai to kehti hoon acha hua break up ho gaya.wo tujhe deserve nahi karta hai Myra.he's a loser"anwesha boli
"Chod na yaar.chal class ka time ho gaya"bol Myra anwesha ko lekar class a gayi
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CLASSROOM
Suraj apna bag lekar class aate hi fuss fuss shuru ho jaati hai baaki students me
Suraj ko pata tha ye to hona hi hai.aaj jimmy ke saath lafde me jaanboojhkar uljha tha suraj.ek plan chal raha tha uske dimag me.khair kahi to baithne ke liye jagah khojni hai kidhar baithe kidhar baithe....
Sab seat to full hai lekin peeche se aati hui uski nazar first row me a gayi jahan ek chashmish baithi hui thi.jaise hi us ladki ki nazar gayi suraj pe.usne jhat se apna bag baaju me rakh diya
Suraj bhi usi taraf aaya.us ladki ka bag utha baith gaya aur bag ladki to thama gaya
"How rude.tum...tum yahan kaise baith gaye??dikha nahi bag hai yahan??"ladki ne kaha
"Kyun??koi baith raha hai yahan???"suraj ne poocha
"Wo...wo..usse tumhe kya??kahin aur baitho??"ladki ne kaha
"Mere liye doosri seat dekho.agar khali mile??aur mujhe pasand aayi to mai sochunga"bol suraj apna bag rakh diya table par
"Itna attitude????tum....tum...bohut gande ho...huh"bol ladki ne apna chashma thik kiya aur gusse se muh mod liya
"GOOD MORNING CLASS"
muskurate hue ek aadmi ne class me entry liya
Sab khade ho gaye
32-38 ,gora,haath sakht hai,naye boots,ghadi mehengi.
Professor kab se itne fancy ho gaye??suraj ka
maatha thanka
"Sab baith jaiye,bhai mai ek shikshak hoon mujhse darne ki zaroorat nahi hai"us aadmi ne muskurate hue kaha
Sab baith gaye.suraj dheere dheere baithne laga
"Bhai mai itna handsome bhi nahi hoon jo aap mujhe ghoore ja rahe ho barkhurdaar"aadmi ne suraj ki aur kaha
Aur sahara class thahake maar kar hasne laga.lekin suraj ko fark nahi pada.kuch to hai ..... kuch to zaroor hai
"Waise class mai aap logo ka biology class loonga.mera naam hai sharad.aur mai darake dhamkake class lene me vishwas nahi rakhta.isliye agar koi class me interested hai wo rahiye baaki sab ja sakte hai koi zabardasti nahi hai"sharad ne kaha
Poora class bohut zyada prabhavit ho raha tha sharad se. Sivay ek ke
Suraj ke
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AFGANISTAN
"janab hum kyun nahi us chokte ko khatam kar dete hai??"
"Nahi nahi.mai hindustan ka sar jhukana chahta hoon.batana chahta hoon ki RAW kitni kamzor hai,kitni kamzor hai uski soch,kitne kamzor hai unke agents.fir CIA aur MOSSAD se unka link todna chahta hoon, aur uske baad ek baar hum RAW to poori tarah khatam kar denge.fur uske baad hum jab,jahan bomb explode kar sakenge.jab jahan logo ko marenge.fir dheere dheere baaki mulkon par hamari saltanat hogi rahim
INSH,.'
tab Tak us chokre ko zinda dekhna hai.uske baap ne hamara bada plan fail kiya tha.lekin iska beta RAW ka naak kata dega"
HA HA HA HA
charo aur zor zor se hasne ki awaazein aane lagi
"Janab aakash ke liye kya paigam bhejen??"rahim naam ka aadmi ne poocha
"Uski boliye.jaisa chal raha hai,waisa chalne dein"
Awaaz sakht kar bola wo aadmi
"Acha hua ladke ne solid punch Mara ,dekh na Myra"ek ladki ne doosri ladki se kaha
"Chod na anwesha.hume kya"doosri ladki ne kaha
"Kya yaar myra.jimmy rastogi ne tere saath kya nahi kiya.fir bhi tu uske baare me bura nahi sochti??"anwesha boli
"Isse kya hoga anwesha kya jimmy wapas meri life me ayega??"fiki muskurahat ke saath boli Myra
"Dekh Myra fir se shuru mat ho ja.mai to kehti hoon acha hua break up ho gaya.wo tujhe deserve nahi karta hai Myra.he's a loser"anwesha boli
"Chod na yaar.chal class ka time ho gaya"bol Myra anwesha ko lekar class a gayi
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CLASSROOM
Suraj apna bag lekar class aate hi fuss fuss shuru ho jaati hai baaki students me
Suraj ko pata tha ye to hona hi hai.aaj jimmy ke saath lafde me jaanboojhkar uljha tha suraj.ek plan chal raha tha uske dimag me.khair kahi to baithne ke liye jagah khojni hai kidhar baithe kidhar baithe....
Sab seat to full hai lekin peeche se aati hui uski nazar first row me a gayi jahan ek chashmish baithi hui thi.jaise hi us ladki ki nazar gayi suraj pe.usne jhat se apna bag baaju me rakh diya
Suraj bhi usi taraf aaya.us ladki ka bag utha baith gaya aur bag ladki to thama gaya
"How rude.tum...tum yahan kaise baith gaye??dikha nahi bag hai yahan??"ladki ne kaha
"Kyun??koi baith raha hai yahan???"suraj ne poocha
"Wo...wo..usse tumhe kya??kahin aur baitho??"ladki ne kaha
"Mere liye doosri seat dekho.agar khali mile??aur mujhe pasand aayi to mai sochunga"bol suraj apna bag rakh diya table par
"Itna attitude????tum....tum...bohut gande ho...huh"bol ladki ne apna chashma thik kiya aur gusse se muh mod liya
"GOOD MORNING CLASS"
muskurate hue ek aadmi ne class me entry liya
Sab khade ho gaye
32-38 ,gora,haath sakht hai,naye boots,ghadi mehengi.
Professor kab se itne fancy ho gaye??suraj ka
maatha thanka
"Sab baith jaiye,bhai mai ek shikshak hoon mujhse darne ki zaroorat nahi hai"us aadmi ne muskurate hue kaha
Sab baith gaye.suraj dheere dheere baithne laga
"Bhai mai itna handsome bhi nahi hoon jo aap mujhe ghoore ja rahe ho barkhurdaar"aadmi ne suraj ki aur kaha
Aur sahara class thahake maar kar hasne laga.lekin suraj ko fark nahi pada.kuch to hai ..... kuch to zaroor hai
"Waise class mai aap logo ka biology class loonga.mera naam hai sharad.aur mai darake dhamkake class lene me vishwas nahi rakhta.isliye agar koi class me interested hai wo rahiye baaki sab ja sakte hai koi zabardasti nahi hai"sharad ne kaha
Poora class bohut zyada prabhavit ho raha tha sharad se. Sivay ek ke
Suraj ke
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AFGANISTAN
"janab hum kyun nahi us chokte ko khatam kar dete hai??"
"Nahi nahi.mai hindustan ka sar jhukana chahta hoon.batana chahta hoon ki RAW kitni kamzor hai,kitni kamzor hai uski soch,kitne kamzor hai unke agents.fir CIA aur MOSSAD se unka link todna chahta hoon, aur uske baad ek baar hum RAW to poori tarah khatam kar denge.fur uske baad hum jab,jahan bomb explode kar sakenge.jab jahan logo ko marenge.fir dheere dheere baaki mulkon par hamari saltanat hogi rahim
INSH,.'
tab Tak us chokre ko zinda dekhna hai.uske baap ne hamara bada plan fail kiya tha.lekin iska beta RAW ka naak kata dega"
HA HA HA HA
charo aur zor zor se hasne ki awaazein aane lagi
"Janab aakash ke liye kya paigam bhejen??"rahim naam ka aadmi ne poocha
"Uski boliye.jaisa chal raha hai,waisa chalne dein"
Awaaz sakht kar bola wo aadmi