Adultery Khatti Meethi Naadaaniyaan

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Zeni ko jab koi chhed na mila to zeni mayus ho gai.... magr ye bat to pakki thi ke ander Nani ya to kisi mushkil me thi ya phir buht hi maze me he.... tab hi ander se Ramu ki awaz aaaiii thik he malkin me khayal rakhu ga...


Nani: acha ab ja tu baher bachiyan intijaar kar rhi hon gi...


Ye sunte hi zZeni to waha se khisak li or seedha Neha ke pas aaker beth gai...


Neha: kahan gai thi Ramu Kaka to chala gya ab kia Karen?


Zeni: Kaka shayad ander he ata hi hoga....


Tab hi Ramu agya....
Ramu: chalen bitya?

Zeni: han kaka chalo


Phir Ramu hamko kheiton me legya....me sab se aage thi mere pichhe Zeni or Phir Ramu... Achanak Zeni ki awaz aaii... aaaaauch tab hi mene pichhey mud ker dekha to Zeni ka ek bajoo pakda hua tha or Ramu ne doosra hath Zeni ki Gand per rakkha hua tha..... me ye dekhte hi muskra di.... me samjh gai thi Zeni ne Shikaar krna start bhi kerdiya he or girne ka natak kia hoga to Ramu ne usko pakad liya thaaa...

Well mene speed badhai ke unko moka de sakoon ke unke bich kabab me haddi na banu....


Or mujhe abhi real me kheto me ghoomne me jiyada intrest tha is lye or bhi is khel se door hi rehna chah rhi thi...

Mene phir pichhey dekha to kuch khas nhi chal rha tha so me bhi unke pass aaker hi unki baten sunne lagi



Zeni: Ramu kaka Nana najar nhi aarhe


Ramu: o bitya o doosri jameeno per hen waha abhi boaai chal rhi he Khali jameene dekh ker kia kro gi me is hi lye tumko yahan le aya dekho yahan sab hi phasal per phool aya hua he .... tum ladki log ko phool dekhna buht pasand he na?


Zeni: han buht pasand hen.... Ramu Kaka meri dost ko ganna buht pasand he is ko ganna dikhao na...



Me: (Zeni ki double meaning sun ker phir se ghabra gai) Zeni tujhe yahan ganna kahan se nazar aarha he jo tujhe ganna yad agya......

(Tab hi mujhe ehsas hua ke mene double meaning ko or bhi meaning full ker diya he.... Jisko sunte hi Zeni ne aankhen phhadte huye mujhe dekha us ke chehre se muskraht kam ho ker heirat zyada nazar arhi thi..... me to buri tarah jhenp gai or niche dekhne lagi...... or meri najar Ramu ki lungi ki traf chali gai...



Ramu: ary bitya kaho gi to oo bhi dikha denge oou khet doosri taraf he.....


Zeni: ohho kaka pehle wahin le ker jana tha na... Neha ko ganna dekhna nhi choosna he......


Ramu: abhi is liye nhi le ker gya ke kia he na... ke abhi ganna buht patla he theek se pakka nhi he...... (or sath hi apne lund ko lungi ke uoper se sehlaya)


Meuff ye kia bol rha he buddha) Zeni achi bat ho agr ke tum apni bat kro.....


Zeni: (kaan me) arey yar chill ker buddhe ko kia pata kia bat he tere mu bnane se isko zarur maze aane lgen ge....


(Theek hi to keh rhi thi zeni jo matlab hum samjhenge Ramu ko bhi woh hi samjhna padega.... or mere mu bnane se Kaka ghalat mtlb hi nikaleyga)


Tab hi ham aagey badh gye... us ke bad koi khas qabil e zikar bat nhi hui or yun dopeher hogai....


Ramu: Jeni bitya ghar chalte hen khane ka waqt hogya he...


Zeni: Kaka me jab tak yaha hun dopeher ka khana ghar per nhi khauu gi ap jao khana le ker aao......



Ramu: o bitya sahab ji ne aj humko astabal bulwaya he..... ham khana lene gye to deir hojaygi sahab ghussa krenge


Zeni: (ghusse se) theek he phir tum Nana ke pas hi chale jao....


Ramu: arey bitya ap naraj na ho me jata hun hariya ko astabal per bhej deta hu Sahab ji ke pas.... or bitya please apne Nana ji ko mat bolna... sahb ko pata chala hum apko naraj kia to hamari kheir nhi....


Zeni: ek kam kro Kaka me astabal per hi jati hun ap khana waha le aao me Nana ke sath kha loongi.....


Ramu: arey nhi bitya aj astabal nhi jana Sahab ji ne phone ker ke mana kerdiya tha.... aaj uhaan ghodi biyahi jay gi...


Zeni: wow Kaka phir to me bhi dekhu ki ghodey ghodi ka biyaa


Ramu: arey nhi tum nhi dekh sakti bitya samjha kro sahab naraj honge....


Zeni: (anjan bante huye)kyu Kaka is me burai kia he


Kaka chup hoker sochne laga ke kia jawab doo ab is ko...


Me Zeni ki saharart ko khoob achhe se samjh rhi thi or Kaka ki pareshani dekh ker mujhe apni hansi rokni mushkil horhi thi....


Kaka: (1 minute ki khamoshi ke bad) bitya is biyah me ghodi bidak bhi jati he to woh idher udher kisi ko bhi nuksan pohcha sakti he.....



Zeni: acha theek he Kaka tum astabal jao hum ghar jate hen khana khane.....


Ramu: ary bitya me chhod deta hu ghar tak....


Zenithodi tez awaz me) Kaka mujhe yahan ke sab pata he me bachi nhi hun na hi me pehli bar yahan aai hun.... aap jao ab....


Ramu: (darte darte) sahab ko kia bolu ga me....

Zeni: jo mene bola tumko...


Ramu: theek he bitya me jata hun


Phir Ramu astabal ki taraf chal diya....


Thodi deir Zeni ne usko jatey dekha phir mera hath pakad ker boli chal mere sath...


Me: ab kahan le ker jarhi he tu mujhe?


Zeni: chal to sahi


Me: mene to socha tha aaj poora din ghoome ge mgr Kaka to itni jaldi hi chala gya....

Zeni: arey me ghumau gi na tujhe Kaka ki kia zarurat he tujhe....


Me zeni ke sath aage chalti gai...


Zeni mujhe astabal ki taraf le gai joski deewaren pakki bani hui thi magar chhat kachchi thi....


Ham ghoom ker astab al ke pichhey se pohche they..


Astabal ke teeno taraf ki deewar me do do chhoti chhoti khidkiyan thin jin per lohe ki rods lagi thin pat(derwaze) nhi they us me....

Hum un khidkiyon se ander jhankne lagey.. ek khidki me Zeni khadi thi or ek khidki me, Me khadi hogai....

Tab hi mene mobile nikala to dekha mere mob per Shahid k kafi msgs aye hue they...


Me: yes hello me fine and you

Foran hi reply bhi aagya...

Shahid: me thik hun but mujhse English me bat nhi kia kro...


Me: ohho arey naraz kyu hotey hen ap ok ab English nhi boloongi



S. Meri wife ki anniversary aarhi he mera bas do hi dost hen 1 tum or doosra Ajju..

Me: Ohho meri mom mujhe kabhi permission nhi dengi ap friends ke ilawah bhi to circle bna saktey hen..

S. Anniversary party me srf friends ke sath hi achha lagta he..

Me: Arey to Nabours bhi to hen apke unko bhi invite ker saktey hen.


S. Nhi yar mujhe bas friends hi chahiye


Me: me promise nhi krti but koshish karungi


S. Mene apni wife ke liye buht sunder gift liya he...


Me: hmmm Anniversary he gift to bnta he...


S. Agr tum meri party me aati ho to gift to tumhare liye bhi banta he....


Me: ary nhi mujhe kisi gift ki need nhi


S. Mujhe he or mene tumhare liye gift le bhi liya he

Me msgs per bat krne me magan thi tab hi mujhe Zeni ka khayal aya mene sir ghuma ker dekha to Zeni ke sath Ramu Kaka window ki trf ishare kr k baten kr rha tha mene khidki me dekha to mujhe ander ghodey (horses) kilawah kuch nazar nhi aya....


Tab hi Zeni Window ki taraf ghoom ker khadi hogai or Ramu kaka Zeni ki must phooli hui bums ko dekhta hua wapas chala gya...



Uske jatey hi me bhaagti hui Zeni ke pas gai to window me dekha... ek horse apna mota danda latakaye huye khada tha jab ke or woh kafi bechain tha....


Z. Ye ghoda nana ke dost ka he jo abhi hamari ghodi per chadhey ga


Me: to tu itna exited kyu horhi he....


Z. Is lye k nana ne apni ghodi ko biyahne ke liye jo ghoda mangwaya he woh ghodi ko dekh ker full mast horha he..


Me: ye sab tujhe kesy pata or tu kyu itni khush horhi he..


Z. Ary yar mujhe ghode ke lund dekhne ka buht shok he or aaj me unki chudai bhi dekhne wali hun...


Tab hi meri najar samne khade ek dark brown ghode per padi jiske baal buht hi shine kr rhey they or woh intihai haseen lag rha tha...


Us ke niche dekha to mera to mun khula ka khula rehgya... koi 14 inch lamba or 4 inch mota kuchh latak rha tha...


Me: haaa zeni ye kia he itna mota or itna lamba...


Z. (mere dress ke ooper se meri choot per apna hath marte huye) ab itni bholi bhi na ban... tujhe nhi pata kia ke ye kia he...?


Me: han pata to he but believe nhi horha itna bada bhi hota he kia kisi ka?


Z. (Meri choot ko masalti hui) lagta he tera to dil agya he is per....


Me: (sharmaty huye) nhi mera koi dil nhi aaya is per lekin mujhe bhi isko dekh ker acha lag rha he....


Z. ( meri choot ki phanko ko mutthi me bar ker bheech ker) bol to ghodi ko hata ker tujhko hi ghodi na banwa doon


Me: (zeni ka hath apni choot se hatati hui) toba ker zeni ye kia bol rhi he..? Mujhe to us ghodi per taras aarha he kia hoga bechari ka....


Z. (Mere boobs per hath pherti hui) Wahi hoga jo tera pehli bar me hoga...


(Me ab zeni ke hathon ko zyada rok tok nhi krti thi... mujhe zeni ki in mastiyon ki aadat hogai thi or mujhe maza bhi to ata tha)


Zeni mere dono hi boobs ko daba rhi thi or meri najar bar bar ghode ke lund per hi jaa ker tik rhi thi...


Zeni: tu jo bhi bol magar mera to dil buht kar rha he ke me hi iski ghodi ban jaoon magar iska lund buht mota he mere ander jaay ga nhi....


Zeni ne ek hath mere boobs per to doosra hath meri panty me daalna chaha...



Me yun khule me is ke liye bilkul ready nhi thi me ne jaldi se zeni ke hath ko pakda or pichhe hat gai sath hi kisi ke peiro ki awaj aai to hum dono hi seedhey hogye...


Woh koi or nhi ramu kaka hi tha...


Ramu: arey zeni bitya tu gai nhi...?


Zeni: kaka bas thodi deir or dekhoo gi phir chali jaaoo gi
(Or ye bol ker zeni window ki taraf ghoom gai)


Me phir se doosri window ki traf badh gai jaha se ghodi to najar aarhi thi magar ghoda poori trah nhi dikh rha tha or na hi uska latakta hua aojar dikh rha tha....

Ramu: bitya bas ab tum log ghar jao malik ne dekh liya to achi baat nhi hogi....


Zeni: kaka bola na bas chali jaungi

Zeni ne window per hath rakh ker kuch jiyada hi jhukte huye jawab diya jis se uske nitambo ke ubhar bilkul Ramu Kaka ke saamne aagaye jisko dekh ker Ramu khud per control nhi rakha saka our apni lungi me hi apne lund ko pakad ker masal dala...


Us ne ek bar Neha ki traf dekha to usko doosri window per apne mobile me busy paya...


Ramu thoda aagey badha or us ne dheere se Zeni ke nitambo per dheere se hath rakh ker Zeni ko mukhatib ker ke bola....


Ramu: bitya in ghodon me aisa kia achha laga he tumko jo tum inko dekhe hi ja rhi ho....


Zeni: bas Kaka gaon me ye khet khalyan janwar hi to dekhne aati hun me ye sab sheher me kahan dekhne ko milta he...

Zeni ne ramu k hath ko apne nitamb feel ker ke foran to koi reaction nhi diya.... magar apni bat poori krne ke bad us ne ramu ka hath dheere se apne nitamb per se pichhe dhakel diya...


Ramu kamsin Zeni ke naram garam nitambo ko hathon se feel ker ke khushi se jhoom utha tha... or uski dhoti me uska lund buht teji se angdaai lene lga tha...


Ramu ne kuch deir tak to kuch nhi bola magar uski najren apne Zeni ke nitambo per hi thin....

Zeni bhi buht jiyada jhuki hui chor ankhyon se Ramu kaka ko dekh rhi thi or uski badhti hui becheni ko dekh ker khush horhi thi...woh soch rhi thi k Ramu kaka ab dobara himmat kre ga bhi ya nhi... to us ne thoda dheere dheere apne nitambo ko hilana bhi shuru ker diya...





Jis se Ramu ki becheni or bhi badh gai...
Ramu ne ek bar phir Zeni ke nitambo per ek hath rakhte huye bola...


Ramu: tu kitni badi hogai he... magar bilkul bhi nhi badli jis bat ki jid pakad leti he us jara bhi piche nhi hat ti....


Zeni: Kaka aisi bhi koi bat nhi he me ab bhi tumhari buht ijjat krti hun tum jesa bolo ge me maan loogi bas abhi yahan se jaane ko na bolo...

(Ye bol ker zeni phir ander ki traf dekhne lagi or ramu kaka ko is bar us ne nhi roka)


Ramu kaka ki himmat Zeni ki khamoshi se or bhadh gai or woh Zeni poorey hi nitambo ko per hath ghumaane laga...


50 saal ke Buddhe ko sola baras ki kachi kali masalne ko mil rhi thi or budhhe ko kia chahiye tha.....


Zeni ko maja aarha tha or woh khoob anand le rhi thi...


Zeni: Kaka ghodey to hamare pas bhi hen phir apni is ghodi ke liye ghoda baahar se kyu mangwaya...


Kaka: (Zeni ke nitambo ke bich ki lakeer me apna hath ghiste huye) Bitya tumhare nana ko is ghodi se koi doosri nasal ka bacha chahiye is liye doora ghoda mangwaya he....


Tab hi ramu kaka ki ungliya Zeni ki choot tak pohoch gai thi or woh zeni ki choot masalne laga thaaa....


Zeni ko buht maza araha tha or uski choot bhi geeli hogai thi....



Doosri taraf Neha Shahid se msg per bat krne me masroof thi...


Shahid usko apni marriage anniversary per aane ki zidd kr rha tha.... jis per Neha jana chah to rhi thi magr uski himmat nhi pad rhi thi or woh kisi unch nich me phansne se dar rhi thi... is liye kisi tor nhi maan rhi thi...



Tab hi Neha ki nazar Zeni per padti he....


Zeni Window per jhuki hui thi or uske sath hi ramu kaka ke nitambo ko cover ker ke khada hua tha ke Neha ko Zeni ke nitamb najar nhi aarhe they...

Magr ramu Kaka ka hath hilta hua jarur njar aarha tha....


Ramu Zeni ke nitambo ki lakeer per hath pherta hua neha ki choot chala jata or phir se aise hi wapas uper le jata or kabhi Zeni ke Nitambo ko pakad ker nichood deta...


Zeni ne ek bar phir Ramu Kaka ka hath pakad ker hataya....


Zeni: arey kaka ye kia kr rhe ho hatao apna hath...


Ramu ne hath hata liya or bola....


Arey bityae to bas ye dekh rha tha ke meri bitya kitni badi hogai he....


Zeni: ab dekh liya na... ab nhi karna kuch

Ramu: nhi bitya abhi dekha kahan he tune to pajama pehen rakha he....


Zeni: ohhh to Kaka kia ab pajama bhi utaro ge...? Kitni gandi bat kr rhe ho Kaka sharam nhi aati tumko?



Ramu: Ary bitya in hi hathon me kheli he tu kitni bar tujhe khud poora nanga ker ke tubewell me nehlaya he....


Zeni: han yad he Kaka but jab to me chhoti thi na ab to badi hogai hun me...


Ramu: me to jab tak dekhoon ga nhi tab tak kese maan loon ke tu badi hogai he...

(Or sath hi Zeni ke bums per ek chamat lgaya jo Neha ko bhi sunai diya or sath me Zeni ki meethi si cheekh bhi) Ramu ne pichhey mud ker Neha ko dekhna chaha to Neha jaldi se window me mu ker ke mobile me busy hogai.... jis se Ramu ko laga ke Neha ko kuch nhi pata ke yahan kia horha he....


Ramu: bol bitya dikhaye gi pajama utar ker?


Zeni: me ab bachi nhi hun Kaka yun khule me kese utar sakti hun.....


Ramu: arey yahan kon he srf teri dost hi to he or woh bhi kisi aashiq se mob me masroof he....


Zeni: (chonktey huye) Kaka tumko kese pata ke woh ashiq se masroof he...


Ramu: Dekh usko thodi thodi thodi deir me apni choot sehla rhi he....



Zeni: Kaka ye kia gande gande shabd bol rhe ho...


Ramu: (Zeni ki choot per hath rakhte huye) bitya mujhe to iska naam choot hi pata he... ab choot ko choot na kahu to kia boloon?

Zeni sharam se chup hogai or kuch nhi boli...

Ramu: bol na ab chup kyu hogai... mujhe dekhna he meri bitya kitni badi hogai...



Zeni: Kaka koi agya to me badi mushkil me phans jaungi tum ghar per chal ker dekh lena...


Kaka: ary bitya ghar per kab moka mily ga? Ghar me kia sab ke saamne dikhye gi?


Zeni: jab me ishara karu to chhat (roof) per aajana wahan store me dikha dungi....


Zeni ka to man out of control tha magar usko Ramu ko tadpane me bhi buht maja aarha tha...


Ramu ne phir se zeni ke nitambo ko dono hathon se thaam liya or apna lungi me akda hua lund Zeni ke nitambo ke bich me uske dress ke uper se hi uske hole ka idea laga ker zor se dabaya